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Stay behind me! Don't click on anything. This newsletter's riddled with booby traps!
(And when I say booby traps, what I really mean is trailers worse than death. So, watch your step.)
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Marion's 27 year bender
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MARION: |
You're taking me to the movies this summer, Jones. |
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INDY: |
That was never the plan, Ravenwood. Your father knew it, and so did you. |
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MARION: |
Jones, you bastard! You left me to rot in this hole while you made two more movies! |
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INDY: |
Cool it, princess, you smell like stagger-juice. You're coming back. Take a look at our trailer. |
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Raiders of the Nintendo Wii
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Dispatches from Tribeca
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JONES SR: Junior, why haven't you told them about the Tribeca Film Festival? |
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INDY: How can I if you keep interrupting me, Dad? |
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JONES SR: Well, get on with it then. |
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In the SpoutBlog snakepit
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Jones family heirlooms revealed
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JONES SR: Junior! You promised you'd never show anyone that photograph! |
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INDY: (laughs) I'm an archaeologist not a safety deposit box, dad. This photo belongs in a museum. |
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JONES SR: You've never looked so good in a loin cloth. |
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I'll see you in Spout
Indy
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