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  • "Running With Scissors" Done...Well...Better, At Least

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    Imaginary Heroes  (2004)

    Apparently a film not made for everyone, I tend to like films like these suburban-dramedies (others like it are "Running With Scissors", "American Beauty", "Ordinary People"). Apart from the too-wrapped-up-for-my-tastes ending, I thoroughly enjoyed this film, also. The script, mostly berated by the majority of film critics, is dryly funny and starkly melencholy in turns. I agree that many of the crucial "twists" or "reveals" come a tad too late in the film (arguably the most crucial in the last two minutes!). The acting is top-notch all around, and the cast makes the occassionally melodramtic script (almost) work. Sigourney Weaver is the stand out here, and her turn as the smarting matriarch of the family ought to have been noticed by the AMPAS (especially considering 2004's nominees). The verdict: A decent effort by a first time director worth at least one watch.


  • Great Acting, Crisp Direction

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    Interview  (2007)

    I picked this up because I've been a fan of Steve Buscemi's since his "Reservoir Dogs" days, and particularly, his directorial debut, "Trees Lounge". This film being his fourth directorial effort, I could not pass it up, and I'm glad I didn't - this is the work of someone who has made a living acting in some of the best independent and/or quirky films (or even roles) of the last 15+ years. And considering there are basically only two people in the entire film, it's important to have them be engaging and interesting to watch. Buscemi and Miller have a surprising amount of chemistry throughout the film, and considering the action is limited to a series of cuts between two people having a conversation in one room, the direction is kept brisk and fresh by some clever blocking and a documentary-type feel. My only gripe is the somewhat unbelievable way these two characters get into this situation (the car wreck and Miller's character's sudden need to help someone she officially hated a minute and a half ago), but without that necessary step...well, there wouldn't be much of a story here, now would there?


  • They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To...Good Thing?

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    I've never really been one for musicals or extended dance sequences, and it seems this film is almost completely just about that, with some scant plot thrown in to connect all of the numbers together. I'd be hard pressed (more like tortured) to say this was deserving of its 1952 Best Picture Oscar, especially when you consider it was contending with "A Place In The Sun", "A Streetcar Named Desire" and the not-even-nominated-for-Best-Picture "The African Queen" (perhaps my favorite mentioned thus far). True, the cinematography is breath-taking, the obvious sets are lavish, and the song and dance sequences captivating...if you're into that sort of thing. As a whole, though, does that constitute it being the best picture of that year? I would say no. No way. I bought this because not only did it win Best Picture, it also found its way onto AFI's 100 Best Films of All Time list, and I would MOST DEFINITELY say that "Singin' In The Rain" is the superior picture, and much more deserving of its status. This is certainly a charming film, but so is "Rain", and charm a best picture does not make.


  • Zzzz...Wha? Huh? OH! Review Time!

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    A snoozer through and through. Interesting dialogue, but you could get more out of reading a book, which is what much of this film felt like. There's no action, save for when Johnathon Schaech enters the picture, and that is DEFINITELY not enough to save this film. I only bought this because this is one of Brad Renfro's last films and Jodi Lyn O'Keefe's appearances are also getting few and far between. Again, not enough to save this film from getting me in a solid state of R.E.M.


  • A Great Thriller (All Around)

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    Jacob's Ladder  (1990)

    Since first seeing this film in 1990, at the urgent goading of one of my uncles, I have raved about this film and I attempt to watch it at least once a year. As such, it hasn't lost any of its impact with multiple viewings, rather, the subtlties of Adrian Lyne's direction and Tim Robbins deft portrayal of Jacob Singer keep elevating it higher and higher on my favorites list. Robbins is perfectly cast as a mad who is seemingly losing his mind while desperately attempting to figure out what is happening to him. Danny Aiello is simply angelic (pun fully intended) as his chiropractor, and Elizabeth Pena is effectively seductive and sexy as his post-failed-marriage concubine Jezebel. If you've never seen this film - PLEASE - watch it soon; I promise...you will not be disappointed. Even if you don't LOVE it, you'll at the very least appreciate it.


  • The Coens Best? It's Hard To Choose

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    The Big Lebowski  (1997)

    This is probably the 8th time I've seen this film, and I've got to tell you, it gets better every time I watch it. There's honestly not a bad thing I can say about this film - every character is so well written and performed, it's scary how funny it is; there are simply too many great quotable lines to even begin to scratch the surface here. The music on the soundtrack could not have been more perfectly chosen; every song fits the visuals and the overall feel of the film to a tee. But most importantly, the script is GENIUS. I hate to sound like such a fanboy (as I try to be as objective as possible when watching films), but every time I've seen this film, it's been a very enjoyable experience. My suggestion: watch this film several times, and I promise you, you will see what I mean.


  • Cronenberg: Improves With Age

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    Eastern Promises  (2007)

    So I've been watching a lot of Cronenberg's earlier films, and although I enjoy them for what they are (semi-low budget horror/sci-fi films), his recent work is what most interests me. He has crafted here yet another multi-layered masterpiece about violence and codes of ethics with a cast that knows exactly how to handle said material. Someone below mentions the gore and violence, and I don't see how this film could be nearly as effective without it. Cronenberg is one of those directors (in the vein of Scorsese) whose sole purpose, it seems, is to evoke emotion via shock and unexpected surprise. I like it. And I think you will, too.


  • Obviously Not For Everyone

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    Drowning Mona  (2000)

    I realize people have different definitions when it comes to comedy and what is actually funny, but I think this film is unfairly judged. I went and saw this with a group of friends at the theater, and we could not stop laughing. Here's the thing: it's very sarcastic, dry, and odd. It's a black comedy! Much in the same vein as Lake Placid, Death To Smoochy or Pumpkin. If you didn't like those films, chances are pretty good you won't like this one either. If the opposite is true, make sure you check this film out - it won't disappoint.


  • Loopholes & Gaffes Up The Wazoo

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    Cool concept - flawed execution. Sure, the thing is shot wonderfully, and the effects are top notch, so if that's what you're looking for, you'll be properly satisfied. The story, though, is deeply flawed in keeping with both the Alien and Predator story "facts". For instance, Alien blood is, by now, well known to be highly acidic, and this is shown when one of the Predators uses his wristblades to cut the Alien, and his wristblades melt. Not more than a few minutes later, the same Predator chops the head off of another Alien, and absolutely NOTHING happens to the blade, let alone the fact that not a DROP of acid comes out of the Alien. And that's just ONE example, and believe me, there are tons of inconsistancies in logic, story arc, and "lore" - too many to get into here and now. Sorry, fanboys...I think they could have done better. Fun, but not enough.


  • A Classic Horror/Sci-Fi/Action Flick

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    Predator  (1987)

    In the same vein as the "Alien" franchise (which, ironically, the two film franchises would mesh with AVP and its sequel), this film sets up a man vs. alien premise which works extremely well. I've seen this film several times now (mostly thanks to cable television) and I've got to tell you, I enjoy it every time I see it. Schwarzenegger is in top form and director John McTiernan is able and keeps things moving. All in all, a great film for the action-lovers crowd. My one gripe is the cheesy "turn around and smile" ending credits, I definitely could have done without that :P.


  • A Fascinating Documentary Of A Tragic Genius Singer-Songwriter

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    There's always, at the very least, a hint of naivete and childlike wonder hidden in the hearts and souls of your everyday artist, whether they be musicians, writers, painters, actors, filmmakers...what have you. Every so often, an artist comes along whose entire being is made up of this magical, and yet frustratingly volatile, pixie dust. That person is Daniel Johnston, and what a story he has to tell. Unbelievable things have happened to him in his lifetime, and he's still going strong, perhaps even more strongly than before thanks to the creation of this documentary. Johnston has overcome every roadblock imaginable, from not acutally being able to sing to not actually being able to play guitar, and yet his songs are accessible and catchy, if you can get past his voice that is, but for me personally, that's part of its rough-hewn charm. I was so impressed with this film that as soon as it ended, I started the movie again. I just could not believe the tale I was just told. I don't expect everyone to have the same reaction, but you should AT LEAST give this a watch to experience the life of one of underground pop's most underrated, tragic songwriters.


  • Bland Gamers Horror Movie

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    Devour  (2005)

    OK, even though I got bored sitting through this fairly-typical horror film, I DO have to give it props for having a somewhat able cast and surprisingly good SFX, especially when one looks at the source material. The ONLY reason I even bothered to watch this film was because of Shannyn Sossamon, and she phoned in a decent performance. Dominique Swain holds her own as the barely-there "chick" friend and Jensen Ackles does an admirable job at spewing out his lines. Teach Grant instantly got on my nerves, and truth be told, I was glad to see him go...but I think that's the point of his character, so I almost feel manipulated to NOT like him, and I hate that when films do that shit. If you're looking for a VERY typical horror film with a ridiculously handsome cast, look no further.


  • "Batman" Remains Relavant

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    Batman  (1989)

    Let's look at the facts here: Tim Burton, fresh off the giddy originality of Beetlejuice, helms this big-budget version of Batman with his signature style fully intact. Danny Elfman, whose score for Pee-Wee's Big Adventure thrilled audiences with its fresh new sound and fit Burton's vision to a tee. Michael Keaton, also from Beetlejuice, was Burton's then "it" guy, and of course, you've got Jack Nicholson whose persona goes without saying. Just as much as people were anticipating The Dark Knight a few months ago, that was the fervor surrounding 1989's Batman - around the same time, the old 60's television series was airing on Nick At Nite, so everyone knew how campy Batman could be. Conversely, DC comics released Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns", Jim Starlin's "A Death In The Family", and most importantly to ME, Alan Moore's "The Killing Joke", and they took the series into new, darker territory. Then news came of the film version being dark and "serious", and people flipped. I've probably seen this film 50 times if not more, and it never gets old. Sure, you could argue that the Christopher Nolan Batman is more "realistic", and that Heath Ledger's Joker is more "villainous", but why go there? It's like comparing apples to oranges - there's no point. They're BOTH good and they BOTH come from visionary directors who slathered the films with their signature styles. Heck, for me personally, I might even like this one the best.


  • Yes, I've Seen This Film. Shut Up.

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    In an attempt to get closer to my cousins, I brought them and a few of their friends to this film back in 1995. I agreed to go because I enjoyed Larisa Oleynik on "The Secret World Of Alex Mack" and thought it might be cool to see her in a feature film. What I wasn't ready for was Rachael Leigh Cook, who I developed an instant crush on and have followed her unfortunately spotty career since. So I've got to thank this film for introducing me to R.L.C. (or should I say that this film is responsible for me following R.L.C.'s career? Hmmm...). Otherwise, it's a pretty typical 90's film made for teenage girls. I am not a teenage girl. If YOU are, you will probably enjoy this film. Especially if you are a baby-sitter. There you go. Enough said.


  • Fairly Typical 30's Melodrama

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    Found at my local Wal-Greens for a dollar, the version I purchased has three films on it: "Made For Each Other", "Pot O' Gold" and a cartoon. I found the film to be VERY uneven tone-wise, but the film was saved from sinking (and getting a lower rating) by two things: the cinematography. More specifically, shot composition. There are a select few very picturesque scenes in the film that make it quite interesting to watch. Jimmy Stewart. He's just too darned wholesome to completely dislike, even when his acting is wooden, which it is several times here, but he makes up for it in the later, more melodramatic scenes. Everyone else is hamming it up and sobbing, whereas he gets surprisingly angry. I don't think I've ever seen him in another role where he yells so realistically at another character. I would rate this film as "for Jimmy Stewart completists".


  • Finally, A Cage Film I Can Stomach

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    Adaptation  (2002)

    Simple in its premise but mind-bendingly complex in its execution, Adaptation is one of those films that only come along once in a while, and with Charlie Kaufman penning this and his other wildly imaginative narratives, those once in a whiles seem to be closing the gap in their regularity. Kaufman is the rare screenwriter whose name draws an audience (thanks to his oddly original "Being John Malkovich") and his work with both Spike Jonze and Michel Gondry is some of the most original and exciting in recent cinematic history, if not ever. This story melds your basic novel adaptation with the process of adapting a novel in a very autobiographical way, and Nicolas Cage gives a surprisingly good turn as the lead(s). Why he doesn't do more material like this is beyond me, because it seems he has the quirky idiosyncracies to pull off tons of this material. Well, in any case, I'm pleasantly surprised that all involved have assembled a fantastic film worth watching several times.


  • An Enduring (Albeit Dated) Classic

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    Short Circuit  (1986)

    A childhood favorite, it seems to have lost little of its appeal as it passes the 20 year anniversary. Sure it's silly, sure it's far-fetched, sure it stars Steve Guttenberg, but the characters are so off-the-wall and loveable that you'd be hard pressed to walk away from this film and NOT be at least entertained. Particularly affable is "Johnny" Number 5, the naive robot-****-humanoid at the center of the film. It's surprisingly easy to get lost in his world (Wall*E eat your heart out) AND it's fun for the whole family - and I mean everyone.


  • One Star? Try NEGATIVE FIVE STARS!

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    Funny Games  (2007)

    Never, never, never see this film. What an utter waste of time. I ALWAYS try to find ANY positive aspect of a film I've seen, and I can honestly say that this film has NONE. It is quite possibly the worst film I have seen in my life. Pointless, infuriatingly simpy in its execution and message and yet well acted by all, director Michael Haneke beats you, pounds you over the head with what I'm sure he considers his genius way of "subtly" sending a message to all of us "bloodthirsty" Americans. Give me a break. It tries to satirize "art" films, and yet this film itself is of the shittiest order of "art" films by attempting to do so! This is not entertainment, this is not educational, this is not slyly humorous, and most odiferous of all, this isn't worth the money spent to "remake", shot-for-shot (Wow. Way to rebel against the system, jackass) the original its based on. This is, however, not worth any more of my time that I've already wasted.


  • A Charming Gem Of A Film, Easily Overlooked

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    Venus  (2006)

    Peter O'Toole certainly gave Forest Whitaker a run for his money in 2006, as some might argue that Mr. O'Toole ought have won the Oscar for Best Actor. Me? I'm on the fence - I've seen both films and have decided that I'm glad I did not have to choose between the two, as both are brilliant performances. Acting aside, the whole of this film is wonderfully shot (the cinematography is top-notch, especially for a character-and-dialogue-driven film), expertely paced and raises some interesting questions about morals and ethics, not to mention there are some genuinely touching and funny moments. Actually, there are quite a lot of funny moments, and I found myself a tad surprised to be laughing as often as I did. It might be said that you would have to be "in the field" to appreciate some of the lighter moments, and that may be true; I wouldn't be the one to look to for this question, as I myself am an actor/musician and "in" on many of the jokes (I found "Waiting For Guffman" absolutely hilarious). All in all, I'd say that this film deserved all the praise it received, and perhaps more.


  • Overindulging Stallone's Ego

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    The Specialist  (1994)

    My suspension of disbelief was held firmly in place while watching this completely-over-the-top action/thriller. The good: James Woods. When he's confronted by an over zealous cop, he gives him a lesson in explosives etiquette, and what a fine lesson it is; he's a man possessed. Rod Stiger. I didn't even realize it was Rod Stiger. I wanted to slap him because his character was so annoying, sure, but he slipped into the role so much that I didn't even realize it was him. Kudos to both actors for floating above the rest of this film. The mediocre: Sharon Stone at least looks fantastic, given that she doesn't have a whole lot of scenery to chew. Eric Roberts proves once again why he is so good at playing such bad guys; he's a real dick, and I almost wish his death would've been played out with a bit more fanfare. The bad: Everything else. The plot sucks, Stallone is on autopilot, the explosions look like you're on the backlot of Universal Studios' tram ride, and mostly, the love scene SUCKS. Stallone is preening and posing like a thoroughbred, and I heard the only reason he did this film was to have a love scene with Sharon Stone after seeing her in Basic Instinct and wanting the same steamy results. Sadly, they fall far from the mark.


  • Seriously?

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    I don't even know where to begin...well, I guess I'll start with the good. The scenes between the cops had some genuinely funny moments, almost like a low-budget Lethal Weapon. Both Eric Roberts and John Rhys-Davies attempt to get some laughs out of the script, and mostly succeed. And that's it - there's the only good thing about this film. Everything else SUCKS. The cinematography is horrendous, the supporting cast is an absolute joke, the plot line is terrible, the "special" effects could have been done by ME in about two hours (I'm not joking here, they're bad), there's a single scene with a foam rubber dinosaur (yes, a foam rubber dinosaur) that is COMPLETELY pointless...I could keep going on, but why waste anymore time on this stinker. Never, ever see this film.


  • Good Film, Terrible Transfer

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    Star 80  (1983)

    It's a shame that the wonderful director Bob Fosse's final film has been released on DVD with such utter disregard to the actual film itself. Full frame (ripped right off from a sub-par Laserdisc release, I hear), absolutely no special features or subtitle options, and the transfer and sound are both atrocious, especially since Fosse had such an eye for detail. It's a grim tale, and hardly a likeable character in it, particularly Eric Roberts, whose performance is of note because he is so unlikeable. Rarely do you see an actor so fully give himself to such a pathetic character and make you feel sympathy for a cold-blooded killer with serious issues. I can't recall another film I've seen with Mariel Hemingway in it, but she seems to hold her own as the somewhat-vapid victim, and the cinematography...so much to be said for it. Again, a shame I can't see it in all of its vivid colors and flashy, gaudy late-70's, early 80's glory. The "Playboy" photos of Dorothy Stratten are spot-on, and even the supporting roles are well handled. Definitely worth a watch, particularly to see Eric Roberts in his hey-day, whose role is reminiscent of Robert De Niro's Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver. But don't watch it with the kids - there's a lot of nudity (which is fine by me).


  • All About Acting

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    I've got to admit...Eric Roberts' performance in this film is so reminiscent of one of my uncles that I could not help but feel instantly endeared to him and filled with a certain pity for his hapless nature. There are definitely moments of suspense (the "elevator" scene and the last five minutes in particular), and other times, the movie tends to drag a little. I've never seen "Mean Streets" (yeah, yeah, I know, I know) but with the many comparisons this film draws to that one, I think it's time to finally break down and rent it. Especially if it's a better film than this one, which, in my opinion, is definitely worth a watch for all of the fantastic acting (allbeit a tad over the top, but not unbelievable) contained within. And I'm talking even the supporting cast (Burt Young, M. Emmet Walsh, Kenneth McMillan, and most of all, Geraldine Page's Oscar-nominated supporting turn) shine in this film. A confirmed cult classic of the 80's riffing in the style of the 70's, check this one out if you're into any of the actors/actresses involved.


  • Two Unsinkable Actors On The Titanic Of Westerns

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    While certainly not one of Eastwood's better Westerns, I still mostly enjoyed this film thanks to Shirley MacLaine's not-quite-believeable performance as a nun of questionable habits (no pun intended). She floats by on her indefatigable charm, and Eastwood yet again plays the "man with no name" character to somewhat diminishing effect, but through it all the story barely stays glued together due to their personality conflicts. Not for everybody, but truth be told, I'll give this another spin at some point.


  • Early Uncharacteristic Drama From Hitchcock, But Better Than That Sounds

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    The Skin Game  (1931)

    Hitch is still learning his craft here, and one would be hard pressed to be convinced he had a hand in this production were it not for the opening credits acknowledging his involvement. In his defense, "sound" was a new filmic "trick", and in several scenes the distance from the actors to the hidden microphone is quite noticable as their voices are echoey and distant, that is, until they move closer to the mic. The acting is a tad stagey, even for this era, but the story is fairly solid, even though a straight dramatic film is uncharacteristic of Hitchcock's style, which soon hereafter he would begin to hone. There are several moments of the Hitchcock we would all come to know and love, but for the most part, the camera work is staid and typical for this era. Regardless of all this, I enjoyed it more than I had anticipated, perhaps to its noteriety as one of Hitch's least-successful experiments, and I suppose I would spin this DVD on a rainy day at some point in the future.


  • Jumbled. A Mess. Could Have Been.

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    The Chamber  (1996)

    All of the phrases mentioned above were floating through my head as I watched this film. Gene Hackman, as usual, pulls in a fine performance, even with the drivel he is given to work with. Surprisingly, Chris O'Donnell mostly holds his own with Hackman and Dunaway, and has some honest chemistry with Lela Rochon. But therein begins the problems. The racism presented here in the film seems to be a plot device for other topics such as family disfunction and alcoholism. Is this ethically or morally proper for James Foley (whose work I generally enjoy) to subject us to such racism and hate, which the story could have been focused on, for a tawdry and run-of-the-mill story? I don't think so, and as the story came to its conclusion, I felt cheapen and lead-on by this film's exploitative tactics. Sorry folks...this one is for Hackman, Foley or Dunaway completists ONLY.


  • A Successful King Adaptation!

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    The Dead Zone  (1983)

    I remember seeing this on television when I was a young, young child. It totally freaked me out. Now that I've grown and viewed this again with a newfound respect for both Christopher Walken AND David Cronenberg, it seems to be the film that gave both of them their start. And what a start it is. Cronenberg finally seems to move a way (a tad) from his low-budget horror roots to something with a bit more...heft - much like some of his recent work (A History Of Violence & Eastern Promises). Walken plays it straight here, unlike some of HIS recent work (Balls Of Fury *barf*). Rarely do King's novels translate well to the big screen, but this is one of the exceptions. Cronenberg has just the right mix of humanity and horror, so as to make an unbelievable horror story into a believable suspense thriller.


  • An Interesting Concept

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    A Scanner Darkly  (2006)

    Hmmm...now that this style of animation has become somewhat passe (I could only think of GTA and car advertisements while watching this film), I think I enjoyed it less than I could've had I seen it when it first came out. The highlights: Robert Downey, Jr. and Woody Harrelson's characters. Even in animated form, they seem to elevate the film to a higher level than it would have achieved without their performances. Not only that, but the storyline is fantastic (I appreciate most of Philip K. Dick's work). The lowlights: Keanu Reeves. One of my least favorite actors of all time...how does he continue to get these fantastic roles? I hate to break it to you folks, but he's one of the worst high-paid actors alive today. Well, there's my two cents. Take it for what it's worth.


  • Ryan Reynolds: Why?

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    Just Friends  (2005)

    Ryan Reynolds. All I can say is: WTF? NOTHING about him is funny. He even manages to make Chris Klein seem funny, and if you know me, you know how much I loathe Chris Klein. Anna Faris and Ryan Reynolds seem to be "acting" the same - over the top, totally unbelievable, annoyingly grating personalities...and yet Anna Faris made me laugh several times. Ryan Reynolds: ZERO. Oops...I take that back. The end credits where he's mouthing the words to All-4-One's "I Swear" right into the camera made me chuckle. A little. Everyone else in this film has great comic timing (Julie Hagerty, Anna Faris (GREAT skewering of recent pop brats, BTW)...even *barf* Chris Klein). You know who doesn't have great comic timing? Take a wild f**king guess. He single-handedly ruined this film for me. He has no timing AT ALL. He's like a deaf drummer with Tourette's Syndrome. Thanks a lot, Ryan Reynolds. Listen, wherever you came from, Ryan Reynolds...go back there. Don't return. Casting agents: Please don't cast him anymore. Movie going public: Please don't encourage this misguided behavior. He is not an actor. He is not a comedian. Go away, Ryan Reynolds.


  • Yet Another Comic Book Adaptation

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    Iron Man  (2008)

    As far as the new wave of comic book adaptations go, this is admittedly one of the better ones. But for crying out loud...really? Did we need this movie? Again, I'll admit that Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark is perfectly cast, Jeff Bridges pulls in a fine performance as Obadiah Stane and most surprisingly, Jon Favreau manages to make this otherwise-by-the-numbers film palatable (you've got your very noticible "acts" and your very literal "arch villain"). OK, OK, OK, it is a very entertaining film. But it's a very dim beacon in a sea of recent superhero/comic adaptation movies...and I mean a SEA (in the last 10 years, what do we have? Sin City, 300, Daredevil, Elektra, Ghostrider, Constantine, Monkeybone, Cat Woman, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, From Hell, Ghost World, Mystery Men, Art School Confidential, Man-Thing, The Punisher, Bulletproof Monk, A History Of Violence,  Road To Perdition, Josie And The Pussycats, ANOTHER Superman, ANOTHER Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TWO Incredible Hulks, TWO Batmans, TWO Fantastic Fours, V For Vendetta, TWO Hellboys, THREE Spider-mans, THREE X-Mens, FOUR Blades...I'm sure I'm missing some and you and I both know there are plenty more to come). Again, I ask: Did we need this film? Or better yet...did we need some of those other films? It's impact is softened thanks to the plethora of pap it has to contend with. Am I being overly harsh? Perhaps. Aren't most films "adaptations" of novels or biographies or short stories or other such previously released reading material? Yes. I suppose I'll let you be the judge of that...but if you're looking for an entertaining film about a comic book hero's origins expertly-but-typically made, look no further.


  • Simply Put: Genius

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    Network  (1976)

    It's scary to realize that this film was made 32 years ago, and the topics so perfectly satirized in the script are still relevant today. It's genius lies in the script: Paddy Chayefsky had a finger on the pulse of the people then, and apparently, today. Even the title is darkly humorous: Network. How bland can you get? I realized I was watching one of the best films I'd ever see by the time I got to Ned Beatty's monologue - what a showstopper! If you have a strong dislike for today's television programming (as I do), you absolutely have to do yourself a favor and watch this movie - you'll be laughing, you'll be thinking about it long after it is done, and you might even get mad as hell.


  • A Nice Satirical Send Up

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    The Freshman  (1990)

    As stated below (in the All Movie Guide Review), this film is at times funny, other times sloppy, but Brando and Broderick hold the film together with their fine performances. I can't recall another film where I've seen Bruno Kirby with such a large role, and he's surprisingly good (and funny). Definitely worth a watch, particularly if you're a Brando or Broderick fan.


  • The Fight Scenes "Make" This Film

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    Troy  (2004)

    As stated, the one reason I kept watching this film was the fantastically choreographed, filmed and edited fight scenes - the sword clashes resonate with you long after the victor has triumphed. Other than that, I can't say much else for this film. Orlando Bloom is laughable as Paris, the Prince of Troy and Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Brendan Gleeson and Brian Cox (all superb actors in their own right) manage to barely hold their own with the stilted dialogue they had to work with. My interest waned between the fight scenes, and there were just enough of them for me to last through the end credits. I do, however, feel the casting of Diane Kruger (Helen, Queen of Sparta) was just, as she is beautiful enough to be a catalyst for the epic war that takes place, but perhaps, and maybe I'm being a bit too harsh here, her acting chops weren't up to par with such a cast of heavy hitters? A noble attempt at bringing the Legend of Troy to the big screen...but I think it could have been done better (minus the fight scenes, of course).


  • Perfect Blend Of Scares And Humor

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    Lake Placid  (1999)

    I remember seeing this film for the first time, with no expectations (perhaps with even slightly lowered expectations) surrounded by my closest friends...and having the time of my life. We were genuinely freaked out at the somewhat cheap thrills and belly laughing at the witty repartee between the characters. On this umpteenth viewing, it still hasn't lost any of it's charm or, most surprisingly, it's thrills. I would HIGHLY recommend watching this film with good friends (and beers) for a fun filled evening in.


  • Not Terrible, Not Great

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    While Marlon Brando pulls in a finely restrained performance, as does Eiji Okada, this movie is bogged down with didactic dialogue and somewhat stilted direction. I'd rate this for Brando completists only.


 

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