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Always have a secret plan. That's the most important thing. And always drink pomegranate juice. That's very important as well. Read, Goddamnit. Don't listen to your teachers because they hate you anyway, except for the ones that love you. Move to the country where the air smells like actual air and trees. Always protect the trees and your loved ones. Fuck someone's, anyone's shit up as much as possible. Tell the truth 100% of the time, because in the end it's going to save you alot of grief. Eat and eat heartily, because this life is too short to deny yourself anything. Be really fucking spontaneous. Say whatever you want, because, again, life it too short. Be humorous, all the time. Someone once said comedy is simply saying the wrong thing at the right time, or the right thing at the wrong time. So, go ahead and do it. It is useless and futlie to deny yourself what you really want, because in the war over desire, desire always conquers. Fall in love today, right now, right at this very second to whoever you want, because your soul needs to be nourished by love. Rock'n'Roll ain't noise pollution. Religion cripples and ruins whatever it touches, so the next time that angel wants to touch you, tell her to fuck off. Censorship, excluding very small children, doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever. The suicidal ones, please, I'm begging you, DO NOT kill yourself, it's such a waste. "It's not what you ARE like, it's what you LIKE that matters, Movies, Music, these things matter. Hey, call me shallow, it's the fucking truth."-Rob, High Fedelity

 

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Please Don't watch this movie
By MudHoney in MudHoney Blog
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"Because:1.) It's not even remotely suspenseful and you already know what's going to happen like, 20 minutes into the movie.2.) Bad acting. And I'm talking EVERYONE in the movie.3.) People get punched in the face for no reason. This neither fun nor is it neccesary.4.) On the plus side (or downside, depending who you are), it's got alot of S&M in it. Leather, whips, chains, rope, everything. 5.) It's just.....really....*sigh*....j ust bad, please don't watch it.6.) The dialogue is repulsive and badly written. " [More]
This Blog is so Pretentious
By MudHoney in MudHoney Blog
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"Why is it that every single "Indie" film I come across, every SINGLE one mind you, has the word "Pretentious" written in the tag-space? What on earth makes a film pretentious? What does the word "pretentious" mean, exactly? Well, I just so happen to have a dictionary here with me, so let's dig in, kids. Pretentious: "1. Making claims, explicit or implicit, to some distinction, importance, dignity, etc. 2. showy; ostentatious." Hmmm. Doesn't seem to be answering my question too well. How about the word "pretense"?Pretense: "1. a claim: pretension: as, he made no pretense to being infallible. 2. a false claim or profession: as, a pretense of friendship. 3. a false show of something. 4. something said or done for show. 5. a pretending, as at a play; make-believe. 6. a false reason; pretext. 7. pretentiousness." Well, if your going strictly by dictionary deffinition alone, I'd say the mainstream stuff that the nameless, faceless "they" of hollywood keeps spewing forth is m ... " [More]

Why I want to kick James Van De ...
By MudHoney in MudHoney Blog
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"Oh, you all know James Van Der Beek, squeaky clean blonde leading man of a well-known T.V. show in the late 90's known neausiatingly as "Dawson's Creek". Whenever I see his face I want to kick him until he stops twitching. I cannot explain this odd affliction, it's just biology. He so....vescerally pretentious. I don't know, maybe I shouldn't bore you with this, and actually write about, oh....I don't know, MOVIES. But, just know that if you ever see the words "James Van Der Beek Kicked in the Face" flashing in the news somewhere, you'll know who did it. And he would have had fair warning too. One of his friends (if he has any) with a spout account would run up to him and shout "DUDE, JVDB! This bitch with a spider avatar is going to fuck your face-shit up! Run, bitch, RUN!!!" And he would have taken his friends advice and movied to the island of Bali. And if he doesn't, well, that's his own fault. " [More]

Re: Introducing myself to the g ...
By MudHoney in Introduce Yourself
"Oh, I've heard of Ingmar Bergman. I hear tell he does alot of that intoolectuell stuff, *h'yuck*. Just kidding. Well, I ought to rent some Igmar Bergman then. It sounds interesting. I WISH that poster was a French Movie! It's actually a French poster about the repercussions of AIDS, and it's acutally a two part piece. The other part is right underneath the spider going down on the lady, it's a picture of a man having sex with a giant scorpian (missonary style of course. Isn't great how the French just let it allllll hang out?) Anywho, There aren't any words on the poster, but I think the message is "Protect yourself, or the results could be poisonous". I would so totally make a movie about that poster, I'm not even kidding. Thanks so much for the tips, I've got it all figured out! I have looked at some of your lists and whew! there are alot. That's amazing! Good job. I wish I had enough money so I could rent all of the indie movies I wanted t ... " [More]

Re: Introducing myself to the g ...
By MudHoney in Introduce Yourself
"Ah, I wish I lived in Hawii! No, I live in Crazy Gay Mu-Mu wearing a-go-go land (which is actually accurate considering my town is the ONLY town I know of where a blatantly homeless crazy man can walk into say, a hastings, wearing a Mu-Mu shouting about how he's going to be a fashion designer one day) I swear to you this happened. " [More]

Top Five "What do we do no ...
By MudHoney in Top 5
"1.) The Graduate-"Are trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?" 2.) Garden State-"I can't believe the retarded quarterback is a pill-popper."3.) Fight Club-"I am Jill's nipples."4.) The Science of Sleep-"I like your boobs. I like your boobs because they are friendly and unpretentious."5.) Four-Eyed Monsters-"I'm smart. I have a nice, tight pussy. I can make lasagne." What do you guys think? " [More]

Re: Introducing myself to the g ...
By MudHoney in Introduce Yourself
"Wow, I feel rotten because I haven't watched The Good, the Bad and the Ugly in a loooonnnnnggg time. I've never heard of this "Seventh Seal" movie. What's it about? Yes, yes, the spider is going down on the lady in my avatar. But it's a French poster, you understand? I was positive I had another one, but I can't think of it! Do you have a top 10, 15, 20 etc. best movies in the entire world? Or are you like me and just have a few juicy, best mothereffing movies on the planet but have yet to catergorize them all? Also, how do I make lists and create links? " [More]

Re: Introducing myself to the g ...
By MudHoney in Introduce Yourself
"Hi, my name is Melly. I'm from Crazy, Gay, Mu-Mu wearing a-go-go-land (ah, but which one?) I love movies to death, how they explain how we live, our life, everything. I love indie films escpecially. I'd like to go on about a phenomena that really shines my buttons as far as movies are concerned. This phenomena is called "The Shiver Moment". This is my first blog and because no one was reading it, I got bored and decided to post in on a discussion pannel. Yes, I'm that pathetic. Anywho, read below and tell me what you think. Another question: How the f*** do I un-Bold this stupid print? It won't let me un-bold. I have, in movies, what I call "Shiver Moments". They're moments in films where I'm simply watching the movie and all of a sudden I get goosebumps. These are the type of goosebumps which arise from more sensual scenes in movies, rather than exhilarating thrills, like car chases or explosions, although some car chases and explosions aren't eve ... " [More]

The Shiver Moment
By MudHoney in MudHoney Blog
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"I have, in movies, what I call "Shiver Moments". They're moments in films where I'm simply watching the movie and all of a sudden I get goosebumps. These are the type of goosebumps which arise from more sensual scenes in movies, rather than exhilarating thrills, like car chases or explosions, although some car chases and explosions aren't even exhilarating or thrilling, they're just dumb. Anywho, I have three distinct Shiver Moments, or rather senual scenes that have given me goosebumps involuntarily. 1.) Amelie- The scene where Amelie goes to the carnival horror ride and "The Ghost" whispers into her ear "ooooooo" and delicately plays with her neck. You can see the excitement both parties are derving from this close contact: The Ghost, zero-ing in on her neck and collarbone, Amelie, closing her eyes as he breathes into her hair. You can almost feel the heat from his breath as he talks. There is also an element of Anonimity. Amelie knows who HE is but he doesn't ... " [More]

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