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  • Beowulf

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    Beowulf  (2007)

    Remember that scene from Lord of the Rings where Legolas fights that elephant ? Now picture that scene being two hours long and Legolas fighting naked, and you'll get an idea of what 'Beowulf' is like. This is one of the most ridiculously over-the-top movies I've ever seen. I loved it !


  • Bloody hell

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    I love Tim Burton, but I've been waiting since 1999's Sleepy Hollow for the guy to make another really great film. Unfortunately, Sweeney Todd is not that film. Far from it actually. The problem isn't so much Burton's direction, but the Stephen Sondheim musical the film was based on. The songs are generally toe-curlingly bad and they make up about 90% of the movie. The film looks spectacular and Johnny Depp is great in the leading role, but the songs really ruined this one for me.

  • Bee Movie

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    Bee Movie  (2007)

    Cute and well animated, with a very mediocre story but fortunately also a lot of witty dialogue that will have Seinfeld fans wet themselves. And most importantly : not reliant on the pop-culture referencing humor that made me resent Shark Tale and the Shrek movies. Overall a very enjoyable animated flick.

  • Moronically funny

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    Hot Rod  (2007)

    What a surprisingly funny movie ! Hot Rod is somewhat reminiscent of Napoleon Dynamite or those Will Ferrell sports comedies, in that it also features a lead character who is ridiculously determined and confident in spite of his own inadequacies, but this film cracked me up way more. Exceeded all my expectations. See this one !

  • Beyond the Valley of the Ultra-Bonds

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    I don't know if it's the desert locations or the kooky characters, but Diamonds Are Forever feels like James Bond directed by Russ Meyer. Lucky for me I like Russ Meyer movies. This is certainly not one of the strongest entries in the Bond-series, mostly because of the uninspired action sequences and a plot that doesn't particularly go anywhere. On the other hand the film has some redeeming ingredients, such as a very hot Bond-girl (Jill St. John) and perhaps the best sidekick villains in the series: Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint.

  • Very lovable comedy

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    By now I suppose everyone has already figured out for themselves whether or not they like Wes Anderson's quirky disfunctional family comedies. If you don't like Anderson's films, The Darjeeling Limited probably won't convince you otherwise. If you are a fan of his previous work, you're in for a real treat, because The Darjeeling Limited is one of Anderson's best films.

  • Not nearly enough

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    This is just a downright boring movie. Featuring the absolute worst Bond-girl in Bond-history (Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones), a lousy villain (Robert Carlyle as Renard) and a silly plot I doubt anyone can reconstruct, the film has little to offer other than a few relatively entertaining action scenes. Ranks with Moonraker and Die Another Day as the worst in the series.

  • Effective political thriller

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    Rendition  (2007)

    This very decent political thriller deals with the process of 'extraordinary rendition', the transfer by the CIA of suspected terrorists to prisons abroad so that they can be held and tortured without trial or legal representation. Much like films such as Crash, Syriana or Babel, this subject matter is approached through different intertwining storylines. The film is most effective in conveying its message and some scenes are quite confrontational and shocking. The all-star cast is quite good, but not all that well-used as some characters end up getting an awfully small amount of screen-time. Rendition is not the kind of movie I'm planning on giving a second viewing, but a recommendation nonetheless.

  • Ultimate Bond

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    Goldfinger  (1964)

    What's left to say about Goldfinger. Without a doubt it's the best of the Connery-films and a strong contender for best Bond-film of all time. All the ingredients are there and they all work. There's a Bond-girl named Pussy Galore (I love how Connery pronounces it "Poohsy"), a great villain with a cool evil scheme, a classic opening title track, Connery wearing that fabulous grey suit and much more. Quite simply a brilliant film, entertaining from start to finish.

  • Videogame adaptation curse strikes again.

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    Hitman  (2007)

    Ugh. What a crappy movie. Even for an action flick this script was bleeding awful, with some of the worst dialogue I've heard in a long time. If you're a fan of the Hitman videogame you'll probably get some kicks out the few elements that are taken from the game, but most of all I was insulted by what a God-awful adaptation this was of my favorite videogame series. Here's a game that has oodles of style and requires the player to be sneaky and cunning, but the movie replaces this with uber-violence. Avoid this one.

  • Sunshine

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    Sunshine  (2007)

    8/10 

    Fifty years from now the Sun is dying, and the only hope for mankind is a group of astronauts en route to the Sun aboard the Icarus II, carrying a nuke the size of Manhattan to try and re-ignite it.

    Let me start off by saying I really like Armageddon. Yes, its gung-ho patriottism makes me roll my eyes more than once, but overall I think it is an extremely effective action movie. Even The Core is something of a guilty pleasure of mine. I say this because Sunshine pretty much has the same premise as those two movies. All three feature an apocalyptic catastrophe, a group of astronauts carrying big bombs, and have Murphy’s Law along for the ride. What differs Danny Boyle’s Sunshine most of all however, is that it doesn’t focus so much on solving the problem at hand, as it does on its characters, who are exposed to the most extreme circumstances and the most difficult choices, and who each deal with these in their own way.

    This focus on character is helped enormously by Boyle’s choice not to cast any big names and to have the entire movie revolve around only the eight people on board the Icarus II. Another smart move is to have the movie start 16 months into the mission already, as the ship has just crossed the point where communication with Earth has become impossible and crew members are starting to crack under the pressure. No tearjerky goodbye messages to Liv Tyler here, folks. When a character dies, he dies a looong way from home.

    Director Danny Boyle has never limited himself to one genre, and in this film he combines science fiction, psychological thriller and horror, and shoots it all in a very kinetic, visually inspired style. One of the best scenes of the film, where the crew is examining a ship, looks like it was edited by Tyler Durden (you’ll know what I mean when you see it), with a most unsettling effect. The movie is full of very effective visual inventions, and also features some truly impressive visual effects, especially of the Sun.

    Unfortunately around the 75-minute mark there’s a twist I didn’t much care for, mostly because the resulting scenes looked like they belonged in a different movie. This is too bad, because Sunshine is a great film for the rest. It takes a ‘been there, done that’-premise, but surpasses it with its distinguishing visual style and focus on characters under extreme pressure. Armageddon-haters shouldn’t be afraid of Sunshine. It is a solid, fast-paced and visual sci-fi actioner, filled with memorable scenes. So far, this is the best film I’ve seen all year.


  • Art School Confidential

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    6/10 

    Art school is hell

    Terry Zwigoff’s 2001 film Ghost World is still one of the most touching, funny and unique films I’ve seen in years. I thought Bad Santa was a strange choice as a follow-up, but couldn’t stop laughing all the way through. Now Zwigoff has reunited with his Ghost World scribe and comic book artist Daniel Clowes to make Art School Confidential and the result is not an undivided succes.

    Art School Confidential follows Jerome Platz (Max Minghella), who dreams of becoming the next Picasso and enrolls in the Strathmore art academy to learn how to do so. At Strathmore he encounters a bunch of art student cliches, a bunch of art professor cliches, a serial killer called The Strathmore Strangler and the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. What ensues are Jerome’s attempts at getting his work noticed, trying to overclass the it-boy in his class and hoping to win the heart of the beautiful Audrey. And the Strangler, well... he’s in there too.

    Art School Confidential works very well in some ways and not at all in others. The film is a great satire. The characterizations it makes of art students and professors are pitch perfect and this is where the film is at its best. Much like Ghost World, Art School Confidential for the most part meanders from scene to scene, without concerning itself too much about building up a story, and this is very pleasant to watch. But then there’s The Strathmore Strangler as the movie’s attempt at story and intrigue, but instead it makes the film lose focus. I much enjoyed watching Jerome trying to make it as an artist and courting Audrey, and didn’t at all mind that the film really wasn’t going anywhere in particular, but the Strangler storyline turns the film into a mess it can’t get itself out of.

    The performances are great all around. Max Minghella is a revelation as Jerome. John Malkovich is perfect as the burnt out artist (one of the first to paint triangles, mind you) who now teaches drawing and painting but spends most of his time in class on the phone trying to get his career as an artist started again. Ethan Suplee is aspiring filmmaker Vince, who makes the same experimental crap as Illeana Douglas’ character in Ghost World. Sophia Myles is the beautiful love interest Audrey and Jim Broadbent finally is the alcoholic artist Jimmy in search of inspiration. Steve Buscemi and Angelica Huston have neat little roles as well.

    It’s a terrible shame Art School Confidential is such a mess, because the satire and the cast are near perfect. I was reminded of Wes Anderson’s Rushmore a lot, but couldn’t get around the fact that this movie was nowhere near as good or as funny. It’s definitely worth at least a rental though, if only for its perfect and often hilarious characterizations.

     


  • Perfume : The Story of a Murderer

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    8/10

    Perfume smells wonderful

    In 18th century Paris, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille is born without a scent of his own. He does however develop a superior sense of smell and learns to discern every minute odor that surrounds him. His greatest goal in life is to have smelled everything there is to smell in the world, until he discovers the most sublime of all the scents in a young girl. When he accidentally kills her and loses her scent forever, Grenouille dedicates his life to recreating and forever conserving this most sublime of smells, and he will stop at nothing to achieve his goal.

    Perfume is based on the immensely succesful novel by Patrick Süskind, which I have greatly enjoyed reading. The novel was often deemed impossible to be turned into a film, which is something I never really agreed with as I thought Süskind’s descriptions of sights to be nearly as overwhelming as his descriptions of smells. The main reason it was deemed unfilmable was that the medium of film would be unable to convey the sense of smell. By that logic the same can be said about paper and ink. Director Tom Tykwer does a more than admirable job at bringing 18th century France and the plethora of smells of that world to the screen, from the disgusting smells of the fishmarkets and tanneries of Paris, to the gorgeous scent of lavendar fields in Provence. This alone makes Perfume a film worth seeing, but there is more.

    Süskind’s novel has more to offer than vivid descriptions of smells. I wouldn’t have finished it otherwise. Perfume offers one of the most intrigueing and deeply disturbing plots you’re likely to see all year. A word of warning might be in order for those who haven’t read the novel : even though Tykwer first immerses you in a visual incarnation of the world of smell and makes you sympathise with the unusual protagonist, in the film’s second half things take a very dark turn in a way not everyone might appreciate (though the film’s subtitle “The Story of a Murderer” might have given a hint to the more perceptive spectator). After the screening I attended, I heard a lot of murmur around me and my curious ears caught a lot of “...didn’t like the second half”s, and “...not my kind of movie”s. I guess your enjoyment of this film depends largely on your willingness to accept its basic premise, namely that the character of Grenouille has such a fine nose that he can smell a blade of grass miles away and this allows him to create scents unlike the world has ever experienced. Grenouille’s abilities are so spectacular even that Perfume almost wouldn’t be misplaced in the recent line of comic book movies, or he as a member of the X-Men. If you accept that Grenouille has this amazing ability without asking questions, the rest of the film will probably feel right. If you don’t and are bothered by things you can’t comprehend, the film’s second half will in all probability feel awkward and vile.

    I loved Perfume. Tom Tykwer turned one of my favorite novels into a truly excellent film. Dustin Hoffman and Alan Rickman deliver fine performances, but it is Ben Wishaw in his screen debut as Grenouille that steals the show. He is an extremely talented actor that perfectly incorporates Grenouille in all his awkwardness and out-of-this-worldliness. See Perfume for his performance, for its unique attampt at bringing smells to life on the big screen and for its dark and intrigueing story of a truly extraordinary man.

     


  • Zathura : A Space Adventure

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    Zathura  (2005)

    8/10

    Zathura is like really being broke after losing at Monopoly

    The two young brothers Danny and Walter don’t get along with each other. Six year old Danny wants to watch Spongebob, but Walter, 10 already, is more interested in watching baseball. Walter would play catch with his brother, if only Danny weren’t so bad at catching and throwing. Then Danny finds an old board game called Zathura in the basement. When the boys start playing it they suddenly find themselves and their house floating through outer space, attacked by meteor showers, killer robots and nasty reptilian creatures called Zorgons, and the only way back is to finish the game.

    If that sounded a suspicious lot like the plot of 1995’s Jumanji, you are right, as Zathura is based on a novel by Chris Van Allsburg who also wrote Jumanji. The simplest way to describe Zathura would indeed be ‘Jumanji in space’, but it wouldn’t really be doing it justice as Zathura is a much better film. The movie first takes its time to introduce us to its characters and their relations. Once the brothers start playing the game however, adventure starts and it doesn’t lay off till the very end. I have a soft spot for adventure movies and this one was definitely a doozy, with nice characters, a thrilling adventure story and a lot of humor.

    The film looks great too. The many digital effects look as good as we’ve come to expect from today’s big budget films, but the real eyecatcher here is a 7 foot robot. It has a great old-fashioned design, like how they drew robots in fifties sci-fi comics, and it reminded me of the gentle robot in Brad Bird’s animation gem The Iron Giant. The one in Zathura is stuck on evil though and out to kill the two boys. The robot is created through both digital effects and practical effects from Stan Winston’s workshop and is one of the most convincing effects I have ever seen on film.

    The young actors who play the two boys do an admirable job as they carry almost the entire movie on their own and don’t let the special effects take over for them. Especially Jonah Bobo as Danny is sure to win a lot of hearts and smiles from the crowd.

    Zathura is very enjoyable for all ages, though some scenes might get a bit too tense for young or impressionable children. Especially the scenes with the creepy villainous Zorgons, also Stan Winston creations, might make some want to close their eyes, but all in all kids will love this stuff even more than I did.

     


  • My Summer of Love

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    7/10

    Dark Romance

    In a small town in West-Yorkshire a young girl named Mona lives above a former pub. She never knew her father, her mother’s dead and she’s increasingly estranged from her brother Phil, who was recently released from prison where he found God and who now devotes his life to praise and conversion. One day she meets Tamsin, a beautiful upper-class girl who spends the summer there. Tamsin feels abandoned by her parents, as her mother is mostly away and her father is cheating with his secretary. Both girls find an escape from their miserable lives with each other and fall in love, but while Mona thinks their love will last forever, Tamsin knows all too well the summer will soon end, and the cruel mindgames she plays with Mona might just turn against her.

    My Summer of Love, written and directed by Pawel Pawlikowski, is a beautiful and touching story of the love between two girls set against a bleak background. There is a permanent ominous mood (helped by a great score by Goldfrapp) which lingers throughout the film and promises things won’t end well. The romance is constantly broken up by intense (even creepy) scenes of Phil’s born-again christian group or Tamsin’s morbid fascination with her dead sister. When the girls promise each other they will kill the other if she ever leaves her, we wonder how seriously either of the girls take this.

    Director Pawlikowski previously made a documentary about born-again christians in Yorkshire, and his documentary background shows in the film’s handheld shooting style and the cinema vérité-like scenes involving the born-again christian group. However, Pawlikowski is no social realist like Ken Loach and the social situations form mostly a backdrop to the girls’ relationship.

    This is the second time I’ve seen My Summer of Love and I still like the movie as much as the first time. I particularly like its pacing and build-up, which is almost mysterious and spellbinding, and the performances from the three leads. Especially Natalie Press and Emily Blunt evoke great emotion as Mona and Tamsin. My Summer of Love is a moody, intriguing and sexy film that is definitely worth a watch.

     


  • Over the Hedge

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    Over the Hedge  (2006)

    7/10

    Enjoyable animated madness

    When raccoon RJ accidentally destroys bear Vincent’s entire food supply, Vincent gives him one week to recollect the food, or else... RJ sees a chance to fulfill his mission (and save his life) when he meets a group of forest animals led by turtle Verne, whose food supply has just been cut off by a suburban neighborhood surrounding a tiny remaining speck of forest. RJ decides to take them over the hedge and into suburbia to discover the wonders of nachos, cookies and energy boosters.

    I didn’t like Dreamworks Animation’s last few efforts, as I thought Shark Tale and Shrek 2 were almost insulting and completely uninspired with their total reliance on pop-culture references and I found Madagascar simply unfunny with mediocre animation. Over the Hedge is Dreamworks’ latest animated comedy adventure and one I thoroughy enjoyed. As per usual with contemporary animation the cast is almost entirely made up of celebrities lending their voices to the characters, further putting professional voice actors out of a job, but this time around the filmmakers were able to hold back on the pop-culture references to make place for some actual comedy. Also, unlike in Madagascar where I kept thinking Chris Rock, Ben Stiller and David Schwimmer had stranded on an island instead of the characters they were voicing, in Over the Hedge the actors’ voices seemed to disappear more into the characters and therefor distracted less from the fun. Especially Garry Shandling as turtle Verne, Steve Carell as frenetic squirrel Hammy and William Shatner as overly dramatic possum Ozzie stood out in an all-around good cast.

    There is a lot to laugh about in Over the Hedge, without ever reaching the comedy level of Monsters, Inc. (I totally cracked up in the scene where Hammy has an energy drink though), and it offers a neat adventure story, without ever being near as exciting as The Incredibles. Over the Hedge is short (less than 90 minutes), frantic, colorful, funny, adventurous, it looks great and it has some very lovable characters. Both young and old are sure to enjoy this one.


  • The Fountain

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    The Fountain  (2006)

    8/10

    A Timeless Odyssey

    I absolutely adore Darren Aronofsky’s previous film Requiem for a Dream. I think it is an absolute masterpiece of filmmaking and ever since I saw it I have been anxiously awaiting Aronosky’s follow-up. In a way I’m afraid my expectations have gotten so high over the past 6 years that no movie on earth could ever reach them and I couldn’t help feeling slightly disappointed by The Fountain as I finally sat down and let the experience wash over me. Notice I used the word ‘experience’, which I think is the best way to describe this film, just as it is for Requiem for a Dream. When I saw Requiem I was flabbergasted at how a piece of celluloid was able to literally punch you in the stomach and make you want to turn your whole life around. The emotional attachment that movie built up between itself and the spectator is one of the strongest any movie has ever achieved I think. And it was exactly that emotional attachment that I felt mostly lacking in The Fountain, which is predominantly an intellectual and visual experience.

    The Fountain is a very estranging film and Aronofsky goes to great lengths to make it as estranging as possible. Most of the movie is filmed in right angles : straight in front, behind, above or beside the characters. This is the same technique Wes Anderson employs for comedic effect. Aronofsky uses it to estrange us, to prevent us from being sucked into the diegesis of the story with this style that draws attention to itself. In the contemporary storyline, which is the emotional centre of the film, he luckily uses this right angle technique very little.

    Hugh Jackman delivers a powerful performance as the lead in three different time periods. Watching him is almost worth the price of admission on its own. As are the special effects, which are truly unique (Aronofsky did not use CGI, but employed microphotography of chemical reactions to obtain many of the film’s imagery) and absolutely have to be witnessed on the big screen.

    The Fountain is truly a marvel, but I can’t be entirely positive about it. The film lasts for 90 minutes and during its first hour I was intrigued, but not overwhelmed. 2001: A Space Odyssey is one of my all time favorite films, because even though it establishes no emotional connection to the viewer whatsoever, and offers a little interesting storyline, watching the film has the same affect some works of art can have : that of sublimity, of being taken over by danger, grandness, overwhelming beauty or overwhelming ugliness. The Fountain in its first hour has a relatively meagre plotline and just a few scenes that work on an emotional level, and I basically just went through the motions, enjoying the ride overall. There is only one word to describe the last half hour though and that is ‘sublime’. You may not always know what is going on, but you know that it’s overwhelmingly perfect and you wouldn’t want to be anywhere else but in that movie theater, and that’s so goddamn rare.

     


  • A Prairie Home Companion

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    The News From the Fitzgerald Theater

    7/10

    I have only recently discovered Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon series and have quickly fallen in love with the man’s incredible storytelling talent. Before that I only knew Garrison Keillor from that scene in The Simpsons where the family is watching him on TV until Homer finally gets up, hits the television and shouts out “Stupid TV ! Be more funny !”

    In his Lake Wobegon stories Keillor had a large cast of petty but lovable characters and he talked about the joyous, the sad and the non-events in their lives, which of course makes this material a perfect match for director Robert Altman. Even in the saddest Wobegon stories Keillor always knew how to get a smile from the audience and that’s also how this film felt. The events that occur are basically sad ones : the radio show Keillor (playing himself) and his musical posse have been doing for thirty years is into its final broadcast and one of the performers actually dies during the show. The movie is upbeat however and just like Keillor’s character in the film, it refuses to mourn the end of the show and the death of an old man. It makes the audience mourn though, as just like Keillor’s Lake Wobegon stories, the film invokes a certain nostalgia in the viewer.

    As usual with an Altman film, the cast is great. Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin play the surviving two sisters of a four sister singing act and their constant fast and mostly incomprehensible overlapping dialogue reminded me of that great double-act they did on last year’s Oscar ceremony. Lindsey Lohan plays Streep’s daughter, who writes poetry that deals solely with suicide. Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly play the singing, joking cowboys Rusty and Dusty. Tommy Lee Jones is the man who shut the show down so he can put a parking lot where the Fitzgerald theater is now. Kevin Kline finally is Guy Noir, a noir detective straight from the radio plays back in the day. Guy Noir was a character on Garrison Keillor’s radio show, here he is a real person, the head of security for the Fitzgerald Theater. Throughout the film he is chasing a mysterious woman in white, which reminded me a lot of American Graffiti, where Richard Dreyfus is looking for a mysterious woman in a white T-Bird. In American Graffiti the woman in the white T-Bird signaled the end of the innocent fifties and the beginning of the turbulent sixties, Altman makes his white angel watch over the show, until she takes the show’s soul with her, just like she does with two of the characters.

    When it comes to Robert Altman you either love his films or couldn’t care less. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with A Prairie Home Companion and its characters and think the film can stand next to such classic Altman films as M.A.S.H. and Nashville.

     


  • Pan's Labyrinth

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    Pan's Labyrinth  (2006)

    Horribly beautiful fairy tale for grown-ups

    9/10

    With Pan’s Labyrinth, Mexican director Guillermo del Toro for the first time since 2001’s The Devil’s Backbone returns to his Spanish language roots. Just like that film, Pan’s Labyrinth takes place in both the harsh reality of the Franco dictatorship as in the magical world of imagination.

    In 1944 the young girl Ofelia moves with her pregnant mother to a rural area of northern Spain to live with her new stepfather, the merciless fascist captain Vidal (a very impressive Sergi López, who excels at playing creepy characters as he did in 'Dirty Pretty Things' and 'Harry, un ami qui vous veut du bien'). Vidal however only cares for his unborn son and considers Ofelia and her mother to be no more than a necessary evil.

    One night, Ofelia is awoken by a fairy that leads her to the faun Pan. He tells Ofelia that she probably is the princess whose return her kingdom has been awaiting for centuries and he subjects her to three tests in which she has to prove her true identity. Meanwhile captain Vidal has his hands full with the rebels that are hiding in the surrounding mountains and who appear to be aided by someone on the inside.

    Guillermo del Toro, who also wrote the screenplay, makes a film with Pan’s Labyrinth that is both Schindler’s List and Alice in Wonderland at the same time. The Schindler’s List element can certainly not be underestimated, as what might at first glance appear to be a Tim Burtonesque visual fairy tale, contains on more than one occasion brutally horrific imagery, and the war story is so dominant the Alice in Wonderland storyline becomes almost circumstantial. If anyone was planning on taking the little ones to this film consider yourself warned for weeks of nightmares and wetting the bed. The R rating is definitely a deserved one. However, Pan’s Labyrinth is also an incredibly beautiful and moving film and much of the credit here has to go to the cinematography and the set, costume and make-up designers who created a unique, visually rich film world of magic and imagination. The real hero however remains Guillermo del Toro, who has repeatedly proven himself to be the most visionary horror director of his generation. Pan’s Labyrinth is without a doubt his masterpiece.
    The mixture of the harsh and brutal reality of war and the total fantasy of the magical realm of imagination may sound strange, but when dealing with fascism it might be the only one that makes sense.

     


  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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    Tasty little film

    7/10

    I didn't have any high hopes after seeing the film's trailer, but once I sat down and the opening titles ran (those were damn impressive, Elfman at his best) it had me.
    It's a movie that can clearly be divided into two parts : before the factory and in the factory. I actually liked the part before the factory better. The crooked little house was a great set and Freddie Highmore (Charlie) was enchanting. Once they're in the factory it all turns into the Johnny Depp show, and even though if there's someone out there who could carry his own show, it's Johnny Depp, it was a bit of a bummer to see the other characters disappear into the background. The Oompa Loompas have some great moments and the chocolate river with the boat ride is a joy to watch, but the other factory sets didn't really amaze me as much as I had hoped they would. They all look nice and original, but just didn't really blow me away like Burton sets usually do. The squirrel room was just a round white and blue room with squirrels in it, the inventing room a bunch of stuff thrown together and the TV room a white room with, you guessed it, a television screen (loved the 2001 stuff though). Where the first part of the movie had a nice, build-up narrative, the scenes in the factory seemed to miss that narrative structure and comprised of not much more than going from one room to the next and waiting for the unavoidable accident to happen. Luckily for us, Burton decided to spice things up a bit with flashbacks to Willie Wonka's youth and a trip of his to the jungle. The scenes of young Willie Wonka and his father (Christopher Lee) are classic Burton, with gloomy sets, gritty lighting and Christopher Lee doing his best Christopher Lee impression (he's quite good at that). Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka is of course the centerpiece of this picture, and he does the job with style. Wonka's out-of-this-worldliness and inability to interact with human beings make him one of the funniest, most entertaining characters to grace the movie screen these last few years.

    Though it lacks the emotional level previous Burton films such as Edward Scissorhands and Big Fish had, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's quirky characters, imaginative look and impressive music (one of Elfman's best scores) are sure to entertain Burton fans and basically anyone who likes their movies spiced with a bit of visual flair.

     


  • Shark Tale

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    Shark Tale  (2004)

    Waiter, this fish has gone bad

    2/10

    If not the worst movie of 2004, it's certainly the most despicable.
    When DreamWorks Animation was founded, they promised to do things differently from Disney, and audiences applauded them for it. As it turned out though, Disney's Pixar productions are loved the world over and DreamWorks' productions have become a joke. Doing things differently for Dreamworks seems to mean : get as many famous actors as possible, write a script completely reliant on pop culture references and try to sell as many soundtracks as possible by cramming the movie with flavor-of-the-month pop sensations.
    For the rest, the movie has nothing to offer. No jokes, no eye-candy, the oldest, most predictable story in the book and an extremely tiring pace. I have nothing good to say about this movie. From it's characters talking "gangstah", over the cascade of pop culture references that won't mean anything to audiences five years from now, to the big finale with Missy Elliot fish and Christina Aguilera fish (a new low in moviemaking history) I was just watching with my jaw on the floor at how despicable (truly the best word to describe it) one film can be.

    This movie wasn't made with creating a quality product in mind, the only thing that seems to have mattered for DreamWorks is how to promote the *** out of it. If there's one major difference between DreamWorks and Pixar, it's that the former's only concern is how to get you into the theater, while the latter is more concerned with how you will leave.

     


  • The Break-Up

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    The Break-Up  (2006)

    Break up already !

    6/10

    Romantic comedies only work when the audience falls in love with the main protagonists. I’m pretty sure that’s why I don’t like Elizabethtown and why I love High Fidelity. The boy/girl in The Break-Up, Gary (Vince Vaughn) and Brooke (Jennifer Aniston) are actually both pretty lovable characters, and we might have rooted for them in another rom-com, but in this film they are so incompatible we just want them to break up.

    I really loved director Peyton Reed’s last film, the sixties sex comedy homage Down With Love. Just like that film, The Break-Up presents a battle of the sexes, but here it’s not as innocent, playful and enjoyable as it was in Down With Love, instead it’s bitter, vile and painful. That’s not a bad thing per se. I actually liked the first and last parts of the film a lot, as they seemed to offer a realistic and relatable account of a relationship dissolving. A lot of stuff in the middle however had me cringing as I watched these nice characters following the worst advice from the obligatory best friends, trying to make each other jealous and basically making each other’s lives a living hell. After the first few scenes I had hoped the movie would have been able to stay clear of all that typical Hollywood stuff, but unfortunately it didn’t. The result is that you start hating both characters, you don’t want to see them get back together again and you basically want them to get the hell off your screen. Admittedly in the last scenes I felt the movie got back on track though and it was even able to make me care somewhat again.

    The performances were nice overall. Vince Vaughn is always a trooper, Jennifer Aniston never looked better, Jason Bateman replays his Michael Bluth character from TVs Arrested Development and Jon Favreau does the best friend thing once more. My favorite however was Vincent D’Onofrio, who really makes the part of Gary’s older brother his own and turns a small part into an unforgettable performance. On the other hand I felt there were too many supporting parts and I could’ve easily done without the Jason Bateman and Judy Davis characters.

    Overall I didn’t dislike The Break-Up, but just regret that the film made so many bad choices in its middle act and that it features so few jokes (it hardly feels like a comedy). Also, it keeps nagging at me that we never get to see Gary and Brooke as a couple together. The movie jumps from how they met to their break-up, but judging by how incompatible these two people are, I wonder how they ever managed to get along before. I definitely wouldn’t want to see a sequel to The Break-Up, but a prequel, Before the Break-Up : How Gary and Brooke Ever Managed To Get Along ?... That just might be interesting.

     


  • Hostage

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    Hostage  (2005)

    Too much bang, too little blah

    5/10

    There is a scene at the beginning of Hostage where negotiator Jeff Talley (Bruce Willis) tries to end a hostage situation : the SWAT team wants to go in guns blazing, he wants to settle it through reasoning. It is the most exciting and best scene of the film. For the rest of the movie director Florent Siri is so in love with slow motion bullet impacts and blazing infernos that there’s barely any more room for this kind of negotiating tactics.

    The setup has a lot of potential though. Three young petty criminals break into a mansion to steal a car, but when the police show up they resort to taking the inhabitants, a father (Kevin Pollak) and his two children, hostage. Some time later negotiator Talley is approached by men who inform him they have kidnapped his family. It appears Pollak is working for the mob and has a disc containing vital information in his home, information they can’t risk having exposed when the police should decide to barge in. Talley now has to make sure this disc finds its way back to the mob, or his family dies. This sort of plot could make for some exciting viewing and it strongly reminded me of what happens in just about every season of the tv-series 24 : the hero has to prevent a catastrophe from happening, while at the same time having an agenda of his own he has to keep secret from the authorities. Even though 24 is one of the best series currently on television, it is rather telling that a high budget motion picture starring Bruce Willis never once reaches that show’s level of excitement.

    One of the biggest problems is that the movie fails to make you care. It doesn’t make the effort to let us get to know the hostage takers or the hostages, with the unfortunate result that you don’t worry that much about who’s going to live or die. In a movie about a hostage situation, where everything’s about bargaining for lives, you’d think that’s a pretty damn important element. Especially in the case of the hostage takers this is a missed opportunity. Two of them never intended for any of this to happen, they feel they are in way over their heads and their actions are caused by desperation. The third is an absolute psychopath who takes sadistic pleasure in making others and himself suffer. He is the least interesting character, yet the movie focuses on him. Instead of what could have been a Dog Day Afternoon, which delved into the minds of its culprits and their desperate actions, we get an action extravaganza finale with a bad guy straight from a slasher flick.

    That said, the movie never bored me. Director Siri keeps the pace up (a bit too much) and Willis is as always a charismatic lead. The score by Alexandre Desplat is also very good, though I couldn’t help feeling it should have been written for a better movie.


 

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