Personal statement:
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies." Steve Martin
"No good movie is depressing; all bad movies are depressing." Roger Ebert
"Why clone cats when there's perfectly good Russell Crowe lying around?" Celia Rivenbark
"Find a real-life thing that makes you feel like Tiffany's." Holly Golightly: Breakfast At Tiffany's
"You get what you settle for." Louise Sawyer: Thelma & Louise