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The New Guy

HILARIOUS!! GO WATCH IT!!
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"Am I really the first to say something about how freakin' funny this movie is?! Man, this has to be my all-time favorite comedy! I loved this movie!! When I saw the trailer for this movie I knew for a fact that it was going to be funny! And the female in the movie, Eliza Dushku, was absolutely gorgeous! Haha, after I watched it I started to have this huge thing for her! She is sooo hot! And they couldn't have picked a better actor to play the lead character, D.J. Qualls was excellent! I was rolling on the floor laughing after watching 10 minutes of it!! Maybe it's just me and I like that kind of humor! Another reason why I liked the movie is because it was kind of similar to what happened to me...not the ending of course but I did go into a major transformation....I went from geek to a somebody! " [More]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Walking Skeletons Is a Freakin' ...
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"I know it's been 4 years since this movie first came out in theaters but I still have to say that this was one movie that I was anticipating for since they first announced it! I knew from the beginning that it was going to be an excellent film! And who knew that the guy who directed The Ring, a hooror movie, could do such a huge change in genre and do this?! And it was pretty interesting how if it wasn't for this movie I would have never known about Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Geoffrey Rush. And I would still think that Johnny Depp was still some actor that girls that was "hot", hahaha! I stand corrected, Depp really got into his character! This movie never gets old! Lots of action and suspense!! Even my mom liked it and she hardly ever goes to the movies!! " [More]

Transformers

My New Favorite Movie!
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"I think I found my new favorite movie! This movie kicked freakin' 'a'!! IT was incredible.....well writte, well acted, and (of course) well directed!! I got myself ready for this movie by watching all the other movies that Michael Bay did! And he did it again! Another freakin' sweet movie in his bag! Over the last few months I've been getting all his movies on DVD and he's become my favorite director! I was anticipating this movie ever since they started mentioning it! It was an explosive movie from beginning to end! I'm gonna see it again and again! " [More]

Teaching Mrs. Tingle

Kevin's done it again!!
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"After the success of the Scream trilogy, I Know What You Did Last Summer and it's sequel, and of course Dawson's Creek, I guess Kevin Williamson wanted to direct his own movie from a script that he wrote. And let me tell you, ven though it's totally different thatn the rest of his work, it was still really good! I enjoyed it! I wish he was directing more movies but I don't think that's ever going to happen! He's too busy writing and creating more and more stuff! " [More]

The One

Great Movie!!
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"Such an awesome movie! It had an original story and the FX were fantastic! My favorite Jet Li movie of all time! He did a great job playing 2 totally different personalities!! And the music was great too......Papa Roach, Drowning Pool, and Disturbed!! " [More]

Eight Legged Freaks

It was an okay movie....
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"I thought this movie was moderate. I mean it had two hot females in it. Who can say that a movie was bad when it had atleast one hot chick in it! Especially when one of them was nominated for 4 Golden Globes later on in her life (Scarlett Johansson)! Anyway, the plot was alright but the movie was badly directed. If they had gotten someone better it would have done way more in reviews. That was the only problem I think. Good story, great actors and actresses but baaaaad directing. " [More]

Black Dog

Truck-driving action!
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"Dude, this movie kicked A! This is one of those rare movies that had to do with truck-driving! But use the subject as an action movie!! Holy crap, it was nonstop action after the first 20 minutes or so! Even the last few minutes of the movie had suspense and action! Loved the hell out of it! " [More]

Godzilla

Thank you Godzilla....
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"Even though most people didn't like this movie! I loved it! This has to be my all time favorite movie! And I have no clue why, lol!! Maybe because of how well the story (my personal opinion) was written! Or maybe it's because of the special and visual FX! I don't know but if it wasn't for this movie I would have never got into movies!! I still have the Making-Of book on my bookshelf! Too bad they never made a sequel! I would've been first in line! " [More]

The Prestige

Chris Nolan does it again!!
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"I have to say I thought Batman Begins was a pretty good movie but The Prestige is spectacular!! Incredibly well written! At first I thought it was going to be a terrible movie with just a lot of talking but it actually kept me on the dge of my seat to the very end! And if you're like me and like the type of movies with an awesome huge plot twist......watch this movie! I personally think that it's on the level of The Sixth Sense! You will not expect the ending! I said it before and I'll say it again......INCREDIBLE!! " [More]

Smokin' Aces

AWESOME!!
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"This is a freakin' awesome movie! It's kinda slow in the beginning but that's because they're building up to the explosive climax!! Several good plot twists! " [More]