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  • Play On, Bleeker

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    The novel on which Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist is based was written by David Levithan, author of "Boy Meets Boy," and like that work, the action and characters exist in an alternate reality.  It's still New York, but the amount of freedom enjoyed by 17 and 18-year-olds in addition to the overacceptance of homosexuality doesn't mesh with real life. That overall feel works for and against the film, allowing it to teeter into fantasy that's both wonderful and difficult to accept.

    The Mark Mothersbaugh score is quality, but the rest of the unending music fails to live up to the titular hype (if that's even what it was going for).  Michael Cera and Kat Dennings make for an appealing pair, and their friends are even more interesting as they embark on a wild night (and early morning) in search of an elusive concert.  A bit too indy to hit the quirky heights its cast is capable of, but entertaining nonetheless.


  • Gonzo Lite

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    It's been over a year since I saw Gonzo at the Full Frame Documentary Film Festival, so I guess the press embargo has been lifted....

    A good, cumulative retrospective of Thompson's life, but Hunter fans have seen most of this elsewhere and, though fun (it's Hunter; it's can't not be fun), it has a lot of problems. 

    The film has plenty going for it, including significant celebrity participation (i.e. Johnny Depp reading passages from Hunter's work), but director Alex Gibney really stumbles in certain places, notably by visually reenacting multiple passages.  The only one that works is the "Taco Stand" scene from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."  The dialogue here is strong enough to stand on its own, and Gibney honors it by shooting Duke and Dr. Gonzo from below the waist.  However, in a passage describing a werewolf running through the streets, Gibney turns to a literal interpretation, and the scene's hokiness goes beyond ridiculous. 

    It's nice to see footage from Hunter's funeral and in-depth coverage of the McGovern campaign, but Gibney loses significant credibility by failing to mention or depict the years of physical pain that led to Hunter's suicide.  In an interview included in Entertainment Weekly, the director says, "'I think it's bullshit, the idea that Hunter's killing himself is a heroic act — it's the act of a narcissist.  I never met [Thompson], so I went in fresh and cold, and I wasn't on anybody's side.'' 

    Try as Gibney may, Hunter is automatically a polarizing character and any effort to depict his life is going to include honest footage of Hunter's unforgivingly consistent personality.  Such footage will give viewers with all ranges of interest in the good doctor an honest portrayal of him, regardless of the personal bias of a rogue director.  To omit the reason behind Hunter's suicide is doing the man and those who followed his career a disservice.  As such, Gibney's editorializing handicaps a potentially great work.


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  • Lies! All Lies!

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    Body of Lies  (2008)

    It's hard not to like a Ridley Scott film, especially when it's written by the same guy who wrote The Departed and stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe.  Unfortunately, things never really gel between these big names and the film feels half-baked as a result.

    With so much potential, including an appealing (on paper) story, Body of Lies can only be called a disappointment, despite the various thrills it manages to deliver.  Scott provides plenty of his textbook explosions and excitement, but his stars feel tired and underdeveloped.  A good deal of blame falls on the script, which never quite feels smooth, but DiCaprio and Crowe additionally never find their groove.

    Body of Lies is interesting enough to keep watching, but you know that the film's contributors are capable of better work.  The promise of them returning to form remains strong, even if this go-round isn't their best.


  • Wonderball

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    Eight Men Out  (1988)

    As a baseball fan since I was 7 (that's 18 years, if you'd like to know), I'm embarrassed that I just got around to this one.  But maybe I wasn't ready for it until now.  The more age-appropriate baseball films of my era include Angels in the Outfield, Rookie of the Year, and The Sandlot.  All of these feature happy endings where the bad guys and good guys get what they deserve.  None of them ask tough questions or are true stories.

    Eight Men Out does.  It's the big boy baseball film and, besides Ken Burns' Baseball, is the best film about the sport.  John Sayles is flawless here as a writer, director, and even an actor.  John Cusack has never been better and he's surrounded by an impressive group of supporting actors, including Charlie Sheen, D.B. Sweeney, and David Strathairn.  Together, they bring the 1919 White Sox to vivid realization and do a remarkable job of exploring the personal and athletic sides of the sport's most notorious scandal.  As with the best Ron Howard films, even knowing the outcome can't stop the action from being suspenseful and captivating.  Eight Men Out can't lose, even if it's players can.


  • Wham-Bam, Thank You Ma'am

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    Narc  (2002)

    Smokin' Aces  (2007)

    Joe Carnahan's Narc is enough of a directorial statement to get me to watch any of his films.  That's not to say I wasn't hesitant to see Smokin' Aces after I couldn't find a decent review upon its release, but it's still enjoyable.  Don't expect the depth and auteur stamp that was all over Narc and this film will provide enough thrills, laughs, and twists to be a worthwhile experience.  

    But if that's not enough incentive to check it out, here you go:  Jason Bateman in a thong.


  • OK, I Get It

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    Saw  (2004)

    Finally watched this one to see what the fuss was about.  While I understand why viewers feel compelled to watch 5 installments of this series, it's not for me.  Jigsaw is an interesting villain and it would be neat to see what other kinds of mental games he will concoct, but the sadistic torture required to get to the "stunning conclusion" isn't worth it to me, especially 4 more times.  I'd much rather catch up on any of my "must-see" lists or, if it's horror I need to stick with, then I choose John Carpenter.


  • Review: August Blues

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    August  (2008)

    Remember when Yahoo! went public and their stock price eclipsed $200 per share?  The fast-money frenzy swept up investors and computer nerds alike, transforming the internet into a new-age gold rush where fame and fortune was to be found for hard workers. 

    However, for many talented go-getters, the party did not last long.  In August, director Austin Chick rewinds the clocks to late summer 2001 when Ben Affleck entered rehab, Aaliyah died, and the young upstart internet companies who were millionare-hot in January cooled off in a big way.

    Tom Sterling (Josh Hartnett, in his best grown-up performances) is a cocky young dotcom entrepreneur and CEO of LandShark.  His brother and co-founder Joshua (Adam Scott) is the programming genius behind the company, but Tom is LandShark's mouth and a very knowledgable one at that.  Chick sticks with Tom in nearly every scene and fully captures his swagger and way with words, none better than in the first example of Tom at work.  With stock prices beginning to dip, Tom successfully convinces a client to hire LandShark without seeing a proposal, his track record and bravado confidence enough proof that LandShark is the right choice.  The client is initially insulted by Tom's lack of preparation, yet amidst Joshua's apologies, the client is drawn to Tom's attitude.

    A similar scene occurs at an information conference where Tom, the keynote speaker, fails to prepare a speech, yet out of nowhere pulls a rousing soliloquy on the future of the internet.  His fellow young technophiles are thrilled by the passion of his words and his doubting co-workers, who minutes before were sure of on-stage disaster, congratulate him on his unscripted brilliance.  Tom is an interesting man, one whose company is desirable due to his electric personality, yet who is equally despicable for his abundant ignorance. 

    This love/hate relationship with Tom lasts throughout the film.  He is a character with appealing energy and a thirst for success, but he's also so infatuated with the boom rise LandShark had that he's unwilling to change his business tactics once the market shifts.  As with many wunderkinds who peak early, Tom's confidence, which when mixed with millions of dollars transforms into ego, becomes his downfall.  At work, he has surrounded himself with a business-saavy COO (Robin Tunney) and CFO (Andre Royo), but while they consistently look out for LandShark's future, Tom views their lifesaving advice as cowardly.  He's unable to accept that he is no longer on top and his risky plan to outlast current threats to his company are downright scary.

    His home life is just as self-destructive.  His parents (Rip Torn and Caroline Lagerfelt) are skeptical of the longevity of their sons' success and that doubt leads to angry confrontations on Tom's part.  Joshua increasingly cannot handle his brother's poor business skills, especially when he has a wife a new baby to support.  And when an old flame (Naomi Harris) reenters his life, sparks fly but Tom's consistent inability to change likewise results in disaster on the personal front.

    Chick presents the tragedy of Tom amidst a somewhat convincing 2001.  The styles, attitude, Seattle graininess, and soundtrack (including a well-placed Radiohead number) are there, but the time-appropriate news footage feels superfluous and gimmicky.  August is fine without such tricks.  It's a gangster/drug lord film without the violence and narcotics, a portrait of ambition gone awry in a time when opportunity felt widespread.  Tom represents the entrepreneur in everyone, another cautionary tale of demise by greed.  But because he struggles during a recent era, in the now-distant memory of immediate pre-9/11 society to which the U.S. strives to return, the tragedy is far more complex and appealing than August's Scarface cousins.


  • Just Say No

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    The Dark Knight  (2008)

    Funny Games  (2007)

    Last week, I told you about the best film of 2008. Today, I'll tell you about the worst.

    This particular stinker has the distiction of being on several critics' year-end Best Of lists (including both Adam and Matty from my beloved Filmspotting) and of earning a score of zero on the Metacritic score from the honorable A.O. Scott of the New York Times, thereby placing it in the ranks of the worst of all time. The film is cloaked as a high-brow commentary, meant to inspire dialogue strumming up the brilliance of its writer/director. It is also a shot-by-shot remake of the German original from 10 years ago, translated to English so that the original target audience can experience the message without subtitles. And it is a huge failure. The film is Funny Games.

    A film isn’t brilliant because it tells viewers that it’s brilliant. Audiences should not allow a filmmaker to convince them that a film is masterful, that it’s meant to challenge them and the conventions of Hollywood by playing with their emotions and viewpoints on violence. Writer/director Michael Haneke is a talented filmmaker, but it's excruciating to see worthy issues of cinema and audience preconceptions invalidated by patronizing.

    A startling creepiness factor is noticeably present in the film's opening half hour or so, in which two young men (Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet), dressed in white complete with white gloves, terrorize a wealthy family (Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, and Devon Gearhart) at their lakeside vacation home. But when the violence begins, the audience is in for a forced lesson so telling in style that it robs itself of any legitimacy.

    Haneke plays with suspense-film standards that audiences have come to accept. Instead of graphic scenes of violence, all such scenes take place off camera and are replaced with long, close-up reactionary shots of the survivors; Pitt's character talks directly to the audience multiple times, ironically checking in on their natural responses; A scene runs beyond its tolerable length, thereby drawing attention to itself; When the payoff of good defeating evil occurs, a scene so satisfying that the audience is nearly salivating for it, Haneke provides that gratification and then immediately erases it. Haneke has been banking on the audience's thirst for justice from the first scene of discomfort, and though the message is effective, it is immediately lost in the filmmaker's out-of-control ego.

    All of Haneke's devices are noteworthy in theory, but his execution is beyond heavyhanded. Contrastingly, Stanley Kubrick (with the help of Anthony Burgess' novel) achieves true brilliance with his handling of ultra-violence in A Clockwork Orange. In that film, the institutional dismantling of protagonist Alex's sadistic past through prolonged exposure to drugs and that very same ultra-violence pulls the audience along through the treatment. These scenes are intense and difficult, but the film up to that point has meticulously prepared the audience for such a redemption by fire. Kubrick is inviting the audience, after enduring some of the most brutal scenes they've ever seen, to decide whether the transformation is effective. Based on the resulting heartbreak of the rehabilitated Alex, the film stands a giant success without being preachy. In Funny Games, the audience is given no such freedom, leaving to question whether Haneke respects his viewers' intelligence at all.

    Additionally, instead of an intelligent meditation on film audiences' perception of violence and thrillers, the brutal, pointless cruelty evoked by the torturers is the primary message to shine through. Haneke is working with the above brand of terror that rivals that of The Dark Knight, yet he fails to provide any accompanying thought or escapism. This is full-throttle malice with no parachute, and though such safe refuge is not required in film (see The Bicycle Thief or most classic European cinema), Haneke's approach comes off as pointlessly damaging. Combined with the filmmaker's overstated contrivances, the film overall provides nothing other than frustration.

    There is an authentic feeling of wasted time and empty manipulation felt at the conclusion of Funny Games, and that gut reaction is what the film deserves. The abundant cruelty, however depicted, is the film's legacy along with the ever-present strings of a puppetteer. The tools for brilliance are there, but Haneke is just too damn smart to make the film work.


  • A "Curious" Defense of an Exceptional Film

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    Forrest Gump  (1994)

    Pulp Fiction  (1994)

    Fight Club  (1999)

    The Insider  (1999)

    David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a remarkable film and the best of 2008. It's been nominated for 13 Academy Awards, more than any other film this year, and deserves at least one more for Cate Blanchett. Yet despite being the 6th most positively reviewed film of the year, there has been an inordinate amount of critical backlash toward it.

    For all the snobiness inherent in so many film reviewers, the hatred makes sense. Buzz has been surrounding the film for nearly a year when the first trailer appeared and Benjamin Button was anointed the Best Picture front runner long before its release date. Critics hate hype, especially when it comes from a star-studded, big budget film begging to be lauded with awards that it may or may not deserve. A film like that is the equivalent of the Patriots in last year's Super Bowl: no one, besides die hard Patriots fans, wanted an undefeated, record-setting team to win. The team was too loaded, just like to many critics Benjamin Button is too loaded to warrant being a respectable film. "Real" sports fans retained their reputation by bashing the Patriots and critics who champion purely independent and foreign films have already begun the crusade against Benjamin Button. They want to see the film fail and they'll take any shot possible to knock it down.

    The current favorite critical noogie is to closely link Benjamin Button to Forrest Gump and claim that little separates the two. Critics make this claim because the films share a screenwriter (Eric Roth), and, according to Spout's Karina Longworth, they "both put groundbreaking special effects to the service of sprawling stories, spanning many decades and weaving a breadcrumb trail through modern American history, in which a man holds a torch for a woman who can’t reciprocate his love until her dreams of autonomy are spectacularly dashed."

    For Longworth, "the Gump comparison is a pejorative, a shorthand way to say, 'This film will likely make a lot of money and win a lot of awards, and yet is so phony and cloying and gimmicky that its success will some day be seen by some as a tragedy,'" just as "true" cinema fans (myself included) cry foul that Gump beat out their beloved Pulp Fiction for Best Picture in 1994. Longworth furthers her attack by saying that "[i]t’s a film about the feat of its own whiz-bang, Frankensteinian digital imagery, drunk on its own accomplishment to an extent that feels quasi-ethical."

    While the effects are stunning, critics like Longworth are missing the point of the film. In turn, these viewers deny themselves the wondrous discovery that The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is far too complex to be a child of Gump.

    Exceptional effects are capable of furthering a film's story and making audiences feel deeply about the characters. In a story as unusual as Button (for those who don't know, Benjamin, played by Brad Pitt, is born an old man the size of a baby, and gets younger on the outside as he grows older) , why shouldn't the effects play a major part? How else are we to experience the unique feeling of being around Benjamin without us, too, being in awe of him? Never is this more true than when he shows up in Daisy (Blanchett)'s studio as a beautiful-faced teen. Benjamin is a one-of-a-kind human being, and it takes likewise original effects to fully flesh out his story.

    Additionally, Longworth is perturbed by very small pieces of the film, including the 4-second scene of Benjamin and Daisy resting on his sailboat off the Florida coast while a NASA launch is seen behind them. However, it's scenes like this that distance Benjamin Button from its Best Picture predecessor. Forrest Gump hit audiences over the head with its protagonists' interaction with history. In Benjamin Button, the references, like the NASA launch, are far more subtle. Additionally, Benjamin and Daisy watch the Beatles on "Ed Sullivan" from their living room and, as discussed later, Benjamin has a refreshingly anonymous brush with war. In Gump, Vietnam took up a bulk of the film, and if placed in Benjamin's situations, Forrest would have accidentally blasted into space or accidentally kept an astronaut from going on a doomed mission, and would certainly have made a dim-witted reference to insects to inspire the Beatles' name. Even telling the story from Daisy's death bed via Benjamin's journal with Hurricane Katrina rapidly approaching (another of Longworth's thorns) is more of a tribute to New Orleans, the story's primary setting, than an arbitrary plot device. No other piece of the city's history is worthy to be symbolically linked to the end of Benjamin's (as filtered through Daisy's) life. Each was a titan in its own right, and the demise of both is notably tragic. When minute details begin to affect one's reviews, it's time for such critics to stop nit-picking and focus on why they love film in the first place.

    Ironically, one of the more remarkable things about Benjamin is that he never does anything that remarkable in the sense of teetering on celebrity. Unlike Gump, he doesn't come across many famous people. Instead, they're mostly ordinary folk, many of whom are poor blue collar workers. When WWII hits, Benjamin accidentally becomes a part of the combat and is involved in only one major scene. Even there, the heroism is largely accidental and Benjamin is refreshingly quick to deflect chances to wax nostalgic (as opposed to Forrest's "Jenny and the sky" montage). With the exception of the lone rousing battle scene, all we see of Benjamin's time "in" the war is his affair with Elizabeth Abbott (Tilda Swinton), a clear indication that Fincher is concerned with the nuances of his characters and not merely CGI. Additionally, it is through Benjamin's first major interaction with someone outside of his New Orleans bubble that the film introduces its primary conflict: Benjamin's role in the world.

    As such, the underlying piece of fascination is how Benjamin is able to stay below the social radar. His condition is one that the media (or the circus) would love to get a hold of, and yet he is able to live a somewhat normal life.

    How is one who knows Benjamin supposed to act? Is his "curious case" one that should be shared or kept secret? Apparently, it's the latter. As it happens, Benjamin surrounds himself with a cluster of loyal friends who keep his secret (though he doesn't ask them to) and people who either die (the old folks' home residents, who give him ideal cover, and his tugboat employer, Captain Mike, played by Jared Harris) or who he never sees again (Elizabeth Abbott; Daisy's husband) and therefore cannot discover his secret. Most significant is Daisy. The secret is the center of her life, yet she keeps the truth from her daughter until she's on her death bed. That's dedication! Benjamin's general course of action is that he lives a fitting life in his current backwards age situation, lets it run its course, and then moves on so that he isn't discovered. His resulting inability to make many lasting relationships is as heartbreaking as his unusual demise.

    There is a lack of strong sadness in the film, with the exception of the final, tearful few minutes, but therein lies one of the film's strongest pieces. Director Fincher, he of such dark fare as Se7en, Fight Club, and Zodiac, and, interestingly, sentimental target Roth (perhaps weaned off the sap by working on The Insider and Munich) are to thank for that. Growing up in the old folks' home, Benjamin becomes accustomed to death, and when it strikes his loved ones, he's able to not let it slow him down. In such scenes, Fincher and Roth keep the film from becoming overly sentimental by keeping the story moving and focusing on Benjamin and Daisy's relationship. In the sepia-tinged world that Fincher depicts, and through the honest, blunt statements Roth scripts for his characters, none such sappiness can endure. As a result of this dynamic team, Benjamin's situation is more than extraordinary to carry the film, and with equally superb performances and technology surrounding said story, the film cannot help but soar, even when it winds down. 

    As Benjamin's life nears its end, he embraces his isolation and travels the world with the body of a teenager and the soul of an old man. The montage of his treks to what appear to be India are visually and emotionally rich, and serves as the perfect preamble to his decay into dementia and death in an increasingly youthful vessel. In the above sequence, Benjamin completes his personal bucket list completely alone and without fanfare, and the "just-so" attitude with which he has conducted his life carries him and us through to his final chapter. It is as if both parties are coming to accept that precious little time is left, and yet for us (and Daisy), letting go is terribly difficult. 

    The resulting climactic feeling is so strong because we are emotionally invested in Benjamin throughout the film. The entire time, we know that Benjamin is going to die, and yet, like our own unavoidable death, we put off thinking about it until it's on top of us. Then, when it hits, it's stunning and beautiful. 

    Saying goodbye to Benjamin is the hardest thing to do this year in cinema, and one of the most difficult in the history of film. As a character, he is so magnetic that we cannot help but love him, just as Daisy and those who take the time to know him do. To accompany his story with visuals so appealing that they beg to be lived in, and to firmly trust in an auteur behind the camera, one in such complete control of a fragile story because he too loves film, is sublime. To experience The Curious Case of Benjamin Button over and over, with the same satisfying results, is simply a gift.


  • Role Models - Review

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    Role Models  (2008)

    The funniest film of 2008.  Usually, comedies written by 4 people tend to be messy, but this one has the feel of a single mind (or a really good duo).

    Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott are equally wonderful as a pair of energy drink salesmen who, after the worst day of Rudd's life ends in both of their arrests, choose mentoring young folks in a program called Sturdy Wings over 30 days in jail.  What is initially a "wait out the clock" situation soon turns to more after they begin to care about oddballs with whom they are paired.

    But this is no sappy comedy.  The fine writing and performances allow the protagonists' immaturity and wit to keep even an "adult" revelation from becoming mushy.  Pineapple Express, Tropic Thunder, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, and Zack & Miri Make a Porno have their memorable moments, but each gets sidetracked at the end.  Not so with Role Models.  The final battle, literally, is so well crafted, equally fun and heartfelt, that it ensures an ending just as good as the ensuing comedy.

    Jane Lynch, as the director of Sturdy Wings, is more weird (a la Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder) than outright hilarious, and in both cases it's more fun to watch other characters react to both of them.  Elizabeth Banks adds another quality role to her already classy '08 resume, doing just fine playing the straight (wo)man as Rudd's "better than this" girlfriend.

    But the real finds are Bobb'e J. Thompson and Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scott and Rudd's respective mentees.  Thompson was fun in Idlewild, but who knew he could curse with such fervor!  He is the perfect partner for Scott, almost a mini-me, and keeps the former Stiffler on his toes.  Even more impressive, Mintz-Plasse does the unthinkable by building on his remarkable debut as McLovin'.  His Augie is a more advanced nerd than his fake-ID-toting predecessor (this time with 85% more human emotions!) and proves that he's no one-hit wonder.

    Definitely see this film.  It's the best American comedy since Superbad.  In Christopher Mintz-Plasse we trust.


  • Bride Wars - Review

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    Bride Wars  (2009)

    Funny enough, but about what you'd expect from a comedy released around this time of year.  Orange County was the only movie released in early January that's worth a damn, and it was no Duck Soup.

    Hathaway proves that she's a better actress than Hudson, even in the comedy realm.  Who would want to marry Hudson, anyway?  She temporarily ruined the lives of her past 2 men (Black Crowes' frontman Chris Robinson and Owen Wilson).  The script draws enough laughs throughout (sample Hathaway line: "Mother Eff!"), but the character development needs more, err.., development if the ending is to be taken seriously.

    Feel free to wait until a video release, or, if you're like me and live in a small town with $4.50 evening shows, it's not a bad date night film.


  • Three Monkeys - Review

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    Death in Venice  (1971)

    Three Monkeys could be about lots of things.  Loyalty.  Deception.  Ennui.  The allure and abuse of power.  

    What it's really about is convincing audiences that they have it far easier than the characters in this film.

    For nearly two hours, director/co-writer Nuri Bilge Ceylan attempts to depress the hell out of viewers, and succeeds marvelously.  After beginning with the intriguing concept of hiring innocent acquaintances to endure the guilty party's jail sentence in exchange for "a lump sum" of money, Ceylan tosses his audience into emotional purgatory without much to go on.  A Turkish family of three, bound by an unspoken tragedy, furthers their unhappy lives through individual actions involving a politician, but other than getting audiences to feel really really bad for the family's situation, little else is going on here.  In a film with less audible dialogue than a silent movie, enduring is a difficult assignment.

    But all isn't completely lost.  To affect such emotions, strong acting and filmmaking are on display, yet neither areas warrant much acclaim.  Is it really an accomplishment to depress viewers and leave them dissatisfied?  Stark visuals make up for a lack of plot and character interest a few times and a theme is established early on with the wife’s jilted love-song ringtone reminding viewers (and characters) with each phone call that life is excruciating for this family.  However, when it rings for the 7th time, the message has gone too far.

    For those who enjoy having heavy objects dropped on them from heights above 10 feet (or, possibly, the equally dreadful Death In Venice), Three Monkeys may be for you.  For those who crave more out of cinema, look elsewhere.


  • 2 Years For This?

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    Casino Royale  (2006)

    Daniel Craig is back as James Bond, and he's not happy.

    In Quantam of Solace, director Marc Forster's first foray into the 007 franchise, Bond remains noticeably stricken from his painful love affair with the now-deceased, double-crossing Vesper Lynd. "M" has her agent on constant surveillance and is ready to ground him at the slightest hint of professional weakness. He is a young double-0, after all.

    Craig is once again solid, confirming his casting for 2006's series overhaul Casino Royale. He's tough, but vulnerable, not afraid to cap a room full of enemies, wreak countless structural and artistic damage, and then be haunted by what he's done. Bond's blossoming insomnia is a refreshing shift from the happy-go-lucky persona employed most recently by Pierce Brosnan. With a growing number of personal issues, it's worth wondering how disturbed young Bond grew up to be a beyond cool superspy.

    Dominic Greene (Mathieu Amalric) makes an appealing, sniveling villain, but he feels like such a minor threat in the world of Bond baddies. His threat via influence is real, but he is far from imposing in person. Greene's pun-friendly environmental doomsday project is a timely plot device and audiences would be lucky if the rest of the film was that easy to follow. Instead, it's not, and if viewers don't know Casino Royale front-to-back before seeing the latest Bond installment, the plethora of references will cause confusion instead of intrigue. Perhaps having Paul Haggis as a screenwriter isn't such a good idea after all.

    The action, always the series' main attraction, is there, but it feels poorly shot and edited, especially compared to Casino Royale. Notable sequences include sneakily ID-ing suspects at an opera, a high-octane boat chase through a crowded harbor, and escaping from a doomed cargo plane. Still, several scenes have a distinct "Jason Bourne was here" feel, and in a poor rip-off kind of way. All of these weaknesses point toward Forster and a simple explanation: the director of Finding Neverland is simply not adept in the art of action films.

    Craig is a good enough Bond that he deserves more support. With the Bourne trilogy and the previous Bond film, big-budget action features have catapulted into unexplored territory. In Quantum of Solace, Forster & Co. are merely following a map instead of blazing their own trail.


  • Plausible? I Think Not

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    The Sandlot  (1993)

    Summer of '42  (1971)

    My Dad rented this for us a few summers ago.  He recalled that it was an important film from his youth.

    Then we watched it.  Every five minutes, we would give each other "what the heck" looks.  By the end, I was beginning to question his typically strong taste in movies, yet when I expressed my disgust, he unabashedly said, "Yeah, that wasn't good at all."

    Don't let nostalgia waste 2 hours of your time!  Rent The Sandlot instead!


  • Bye Bye Bye

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    An interesting little gem.  The film begins with just enough interesting character development to keep you from hitting "eject," and you'll be glad you stuck with it.

    From then on, the tension is cranked to near intolerable levels, but in the good Hitchcock way.  I can't remember a film where suspense has been sustained for the entire last 3/4 of the run time.  The Lady Vanishes is escapism at its finest and an experience that you won't forget.


  • If You Close Your Eyes....

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    The Love Guru  (2008)

    An overall bad experience.  Though there are a few glimmers of hilarity, you'll spend the entire film wishing that it was a new Austin Powers movie.  It'll also make you feel bad for Mike Myers, since you know he's better than this.  These bad feelings will then make you feel guilty for feeling bad for Myers because you know he should know better than to make this movie.  You know?

    You don't deserve to put yourself yourself through this one.


  • One Word Review - Lucky # Slevin

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    Tarantino-lite.


  • Surprisingly Enjoyable Trilogy

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    From the outside, I fully expected to hate the High School Musicalseries.  The premise sounded awful and the legions of teeny-bopper fans, who I couldn't distinguish from Hannah Montana enthusiasts, didn't help.  But, I like musicals, so I hadn't completely ruled out giving them a chance.

    I'm glad that I caved.  True, the musical numbers are filled with more cheese than all of France, but laughing at the ridiculousness of the hyper-reality (evident in all other musicals, though cranked to 11 in HSM) is the gateway into the nutty fun that these films provide.  Once you let go after the first song of the first film, you're in and can start looking for the next impromptu sing-a-long.  No one was bothered when the Von Trapp children sang about cuckoo clocks or when the Jets and Sharks danced around NYC as if it were one big playground.  HSM is simply the evolution of the musical, and if it's a bit kid-centric and corny, then we need to get our heads out of the '60s and accept where the genre is heading.

    Besides the strange appeal of the cheese, the positive characters and messages are the lasting legacies of the franchise.  The films feature high schoolers who are excellent role models, all struggling with authentic teen issues and handling them in exceptional ways.  The kids understand the value of friends and family, believing in yourself, and doing the right thing.  Combined with fun songs, the overarching positivity make for strong, quality filmmaking.

    At the start of HSM, I was ready to turn off the TV.  By the end of HSM3, I was hoping that more songs from the earlier films would make a final curtain call before it was all over.  Give it a shot, let yourself go, and you'll enjoy it, too.


  • Make The Right Decision

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    Semi-Pro  (2008)

    With Semi-Pro, the key to enjoying the film is picking up the correct edition.  

    The "Regular Edition" is pretty good.  Will Ferrell and Will Arnett are silly and there are enough gags aided by the 70s tunes and overall retro feel to produce consistent giggles.  It's good, not great, and makes you wonder a little bit if Ferrell's comedy needs to move in a new direction.  But hey, there's Andre from OutKast and Woody Harrelson not in a drama.  That's kinda cool.  And there's some sweet sports action and occasional topless girls, so not a total loss.

    But, if you pick up the "Special 12-Pack Edition," complete with a case of your favorite beer, the funny moments become much more obvious.  All of the times that made you chuckle in the "Regular Edition" become belly laughs and nose-snorters.  The near masterpiece makes you wonder why New Line didn't release the "12-Pack Edition" in theaters as the critical response and box office take were both poor.  It also makes you wonder if Ferrell needs to change his approach at all.


  • One Word Review - My Blueberry Nights

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    Awful.


  • The Marrying Man

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    Married Life  (2008)

    A nice little character study.  All of the acting is excellent and the events would work well as a play.  Suspenseful and pleasant at the same time, more films should be made like this one.


  • The Problem With Spring

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    Boys Don't Cry  (1999)

    Grindhouse  (2007)

    Wild Hogs  (2007)

    Vantage Point  (2008)

    Smart People  (2008)

    Drillbit Taylor  (2008)

    Stop-Loss  (2008)

    In Bruges  (2008)

    I've recently watched a string of bad movies.

    They're not bad as in they never should have been made. It's more disappointing than that. They're bad because a good idea and often talent was wasted on poor execution.

    I should have known better than to throw away my time on them. They were all released in the dumping ground casually referred to as the Spring Season. Few decent U.S. films debut during this time. It's home for stupid family fare featuring Martin Lawrence (College Road Trip and Wild Hogs) and now random offerings from this year's unexpected double-dipper, Dennis Quaid. 2007 was a rare exception to the rule with ZodiacGrindhouse, and the widely liked but personally loathed 300. Typically, it's an overall mess.

    The films that I ignored post-Oscar rush and pre-Summer Blockbuster are now on DVD and at the library. Since now I don't have to pay to see them, the slightest bit of interest that I suppressed in March and April by staying home now looks at me every day at work and has, in several cases, followed me home.

    The results have not been pretty.

    Smart People looked like another potential Wonder Boys. It was not. Thomas Hayden Church's performance was the only bright spot, but Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Ellen Page were wasted. The trailer for  Vantage Point looked great. The actual thing was far from it. The movie makes you wonder what kind of dirt the director had on Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Forrest Whitaker, Matthew Fox, and, yes, Quaid.

    Then there's Stop-Loss, which holds a special place in my heart. It's the first movie that I've watched alone and couldn't get through.*

    I won't see just any movie. Pass the Grey Poupon. Since there are so many new releases in addition to the monstrous back-log of DVDs and videos, I can only see so many and the ones I choose to see must meet a certain criteria to even be considered. So, if I'm watching a film, it's certifiably special.

    Of the films I see, I like 95% of them. Of the sour 5%, I'll watch them to their completion because, up until now, my hope in them has been rewarded by enough imagination and intrigue on their part to keep me away from the Eject button. When the credits roll, I may not have liked what I've seen overall (see above titles), but, as was expected when the film became personally desirable, it had its moments. I wouldn't recommend these films, but they're not total disasters.

    Stop-Loss, however, is a class-5 hurricane hitting Cape Cod. It's hard to imagine a more heavy-handed approach to the Iraq war, and that's saying a lot. Give credit to co-writer/director Kimberly Peirce (who guided Hilary Swank to her first Oscar in Boys Don't Cry) for bluntly stating the opinions of returning (and subsequently departing) soldiers that aren't always voiced. These thoughts are genuine and I agree with them. They are also the same thing that Mr. Bullhorn is spouting in front of the White House.

    The ridiculously wooden dialogue and Ryan Phillippe at his unexpected worst (did they tape him when he was working out his Texas accent in rehearsals?) combined with a hokey plot to ruin a great concept. The hardships of this generation of soldiers' home lives had yet to be explored in a major film, but Stop-Loss does no justice to our military. The film adds to the pile of recent failed attempts to translate the current conflict to the screen, and had me skipping scenes by the half-hour mark. Unfortunately (or fortunately for my free time), the beginning of each new DVD chapter began with the same dumb talk or events that plagued the film's start. When the credits showed up, I was glad to be done.

    It's doubly disappointing that I was forced to skim through the rest because the opening Iraq combat scenes were done so well. Peirce does a fantastic job of depicting the mammoth tension of Baghdad roadblocks and of putting the audience amidst the squad as they fall under attack. She should have stayed in the Middle East and taken most of the Spring releases with her.

    But it's not all a pile of poo.

    Drillbit Taylor was awful on most fronts, but there was enough charm and general Owen-Wilsonness to elicit a positive feeling. Most surprising was In Bruges, a.k.a. Colin Farrell's Coming Out Party. Witty dialogue: check. Great acting: check. Expert direction and cinematography: check, check. Everything I could want from a film is found in this sleepy Belgium town. Plus, Mr. Consistency (Ralph Fiennes) is there in a role that rivals his Voldemort, Tooth Fairy (Red Dragon), and Amon Goeth (Schindler's List) for Most Menacing. The guy can play bad and play it very well.

    But these two bright spots (one, really) don't excuse the regularity of stinkers during this time of the year. Spring should be left for Oscar-nominated films that were given little or no release to be screened at the national level. Often, excellent foreign films will trickle in during this time, and they're welcome, too. Studios are cheating audiences and themselves by putting out sub-par material Spring after Spring. Filmgoers deserve more. Spring is an opportunity for catching up on the under-appreciated foreign, indie, documentary, and short films. We should continually be celebrating the best, not being fed soggy leftovers. Anything less is not good enough.

    Are you with me?

    *My fiancee Sarah embraces the attitude that you don't have to finish a book if you don't like it or don't want to. I agree with that, but since I read about 1/10 as many titles as she does in a year, the books I choose meet an even harder criteria than the films I see. If you look at my GoodReads ratings, you won't find anything I read outside of school that I didn't at least like (and, more than likely, loved). She also, according to the frequency in which she conks out on the sofa, believes that you don't have to finish a film. With Stop-Loss, despite my rigorous initial screening process, perhaps I've come to agree with that, too. It's not that I didn't believe you could drop a film; I'd just never been pushed to the point of losing faith in a film ever getting better. Still, since I continue to keep up my guard, I don't expect to repeat the Stop-Loss massacre very often.


  • Bloody Good

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    The Limey  (1999)

    Not only one of the best films I've seen recently, but one of the best I've ever seen.  After a string of Spring '08 stinkers just viewed on DVD, Soderbergh's last effort in the '90s is right up there with Traffic as his best film.

    I'd seen Terence Stamp in plenty of films over the past 15 years, but each time I wondered why he was considered such a big name.  His turns in Bowfinger and Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace felt tiny and phoned in.  The Limey put aside any doubts that Stamp is a legend, beginning with his steely look and solidified by his gruff, blunt voice.  It's a captivating performance and now one of my favorites.

    Additionally, this is Soderbergh at his most inventive and free.  There are no signs of studio interference throughout the work, leaving the director to experiment with cinematography, editing, and pacing to craft an overall brilliant piece.  As Matthew Tobey says in the All Movie Guide, The Limey was perhaps Soderbergh's indie swan song before gaining a level of popularity that barred him from ever being this loose on screen.  I've yet to see Bubble, which sounds like it was made under the studio radar (no big names, small budget, no lucrative release date, etc.), but Soderbergh has maintained an air of independence thoughout his works.  The casts and budgets may have blown up, but the auteur's stamp remains and he's not afraid to try new things (all soundstages for The Good German; all DV for Full Frontal; tap into the remake with Solaris; etc).

    Still, there's little Ocean's Thirteen shares with The Limey.  For appreciative audiences, that's a true gift.


  • Surprise, Surprise

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    Snatch  (2000)

    Swept Away  (2002)

    Revolver  (2007)

    RocknRolla  (2008)

    Wow.  After a slow start, this movie really takes off.  Though I love Snatch and Lock, Stock, it's reassuring to see that Guy Ritchie's talent can go in a different direction.  That's not to say that he's completely abandoned his roots (which he might have done on the Swept Away remake....though I haven't seen it...) as there are trademark cinematography and editing touchs in addition to dialogue and content.

    Revolver reaffirms that Jason Statham is an actor with Ritchie and merely an action star without.  He is at his dramatic best here and looks great next to the comedic masterwork in Snatch.

    Ritchie's new directions allow him to grow as a filmmaker and distance himself from the "he made the same movie twice" comments at the start of his career.  I now trust him more as a writer/director and I'm really excited for Rocknrolla.


  • Not About The Sahara or Pharoahs. Sorry...

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    Outstanding cast and a fine story adapted from Clyde Edgerton's novel.  The work translates well, but with an Oscar winner, Luke Skywalker, and JTT, shouldn't the production value be a little higher?  These folks deserve to be shot on something higher than a Hallmark Channel budget.  Guess that's why it was direct-to-video.

    If you get the chance, track down the Feature Films For Families edition.  Wesley's pottymouth is chastised by Mattie, but with the scrub-a-dub-dub magic of wholesome editing, he never actually says anything bad.  There are also entertaining questions to discuss with your family printed on the back of the DVD case, and the topics are also read aloud with inspirational background music in the "Bonus Stuff" section accessible through the main menu.  Joy!


  • Thriller!

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    The Exorcist  (1973)

    Halloween  (1978)

    Psycho  (1960)

    Rosemary's Baby  (1968)

    Hostel Part II  (2007)

    I saw The Exorcist for the first time last night, and while I was ready to have the tuna salad scared out of me, I thought it was pretty low on the fright-o-meter.

    There are definitely several "whoa" scenes where you can't believe that what's onscreen is actually happening, but that doesn't make it scary. It would definitely be terrifying to be in the same room with a possessed Regan and the paranormal activity that occurs is pretty mesmerizing, but that doesn't make it scary either.

    What stood out to me was the intensity of the exorcism scene and how well Max von Sydow played his part throughout the sequence. It was some hardcore, ghostbustin' ass shit with a devilish twist, but I wasn't nearly as freaked out by it as I was with Rosemary's Baby, which I consider to be a much better film.

    When I think of "scary," I refer back to a pair of films that still give me the chills each time I watch them: Psycho and Halloween, most definitely not their respective remakes.

    There are still times when I get a little paranoid while taking a shower. I can't see and can barely hear what's going on outside of the curtain, so there exists an air of terror that something may be creeping up on me with a knife or other painful object. This sense is heightened when I'm alone in a house, and while I don't let the feeling overwhelm me, it's definitely something that pops up from time to time. I have Alfred Hitchcock to blame for that, and I'm rather thankful for it.

    Michael Myers is a strong reason to be afraid of the dark. You think you see something, then you look back and it's gone. He could be behind you at any time, and you have no way of knowing he's there because he doesn't make noise when he moves. Plus, he can't be killed. What???? And that musical score, probably the most terrifying since Psycho. Whenever I hear it, I look around to make sure I'm safe. Gah! There it is, playing in my head!!! John Carpenter, you are a genius! Well, you were when you made this film.

    These are scary moments. Not a girl with Satan inside her strapped to a bed. Maybe it could have been, but it wasn't. While I'll admit that I'm easily frightened, though I often crave these feelings in a controlled environment (movie theaters, roller coasters, etc.), I find it hard for a film to successfully move me to this emotion.

    I have no interest in all the Final Destinations (how can there be more than one "final"? I thought that meant it was the end...) and Hostels, so I won't make an effort to be scared by bags full of poo. Instead, give me the real spine-tinglers like Psycho and Halloween. I'll take them every time.


  • New Directions

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    Tropic Thunder  (2008)

    In the vein of Charlie Kauffman's narrative and convention flipping scripts comes a new form of experimental filmmaking.  Writer/director Tonya S. Holly, boldly stretching limits with her first film, proposes a return to simplicity that would make Clint Eastwood jealous.  In When I Find The Ocean, Holly achieves auteur status by encouraging her cast to pretend that they were each acting for the first time, a suggestion that results in unparalleled success.  

    Ben Stiller's chief inspiration for Tropic Thunder, Holly tested her cast's dedication to the story by consistently placing unannounced acting tests in their paths.  Sending an early message by casting her complete novice daughter in the lead role, Holly sets a strong standard for uninhibited, raw acting.  The star of several living room productions, Lily Matland Holly benefits from sharing names with her character but is cut no additional slack.  Her lack of diva baggage is refreshing as is her unwillingness (or is it inability?) to rehearse the script.  Plus, there is a keen awareness that failure to obey direction will result in a an early bedtime and no dessert.

    For the role of an abusive stepfather, Tonya Holly hired Richard Tyson, a Chris Isaak impersonator on leave from his seasonal show in Branson, Mo.  Keeping "Wicked Game" and "King Without A Castle" a hard glance away from getting stuck in their heads all day, Tyson serves as an omnipresent challenge to the cast's focus.  Combined with the force that is Lily Holly, the more experienced actors face an hourly onslaught of distractions.

    And the rain keeps coming.  To make things more interesting, no one explains the significance of tombstones to Lily.  Her understanding is that the grave marker is merely a symbol of her father...not that anything rests below it.  In a related matter, Lily's wish to see the ocean and solve the mystery of her father's voice in her head forces the cast to regularly question their geographical knowledge.  The Gulf of Mexico?  The ocean?  Close enough.  The struggle for truth and 3rd grade self-confidence produces more emotion than can sometimes fit in a single frame.

    Other intentional double-takes include a stuffed panther; Lily in shoe polish blackface; a KKK picnic by the shore; and a legion of hypnotized mental patients re-enacting the 1965 Selma march for voting rights.  

    In fighting to keep the performances unprofessional, a competition in humility is clearly evident among the cast.  When Graham Greene and Bernie Casey let it be known that they've taken the occasional acting class, they stick out like a redneck's manicured thumb (also occasionally on display).  Following the examples of Lily Holly and Tyson, veteran performers Lee Masters, Diane Ladd, and Amy Redford accomplish the theatrical amnesia requested by their director.  But, to their credit, Greene and Casey have their moments, too.

    And so, a new genre is born.  When future filmmakers coax a lack of acting knowledge out of their casts, it will be only described as "Holly-esque."  As for When I Find The Ocean, it will be forever known as the prototype of this new movement.


  • Public Service Announcement

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    John Adams  (2008)

     

    I’m John Adams and I approve this message.

     

    (voiceover)

     

    You know him.  You love him.

     

    Errr....well...you’ve heard of him, right?  He was the 2nd President...or was it the 3rd?  And doesn’t he have a beer named after him?

     

    (Cue President Adams)

     

    Hi, I’m John Adams and I’m running for cultural icon.

     

    When you think of United States founding fathers, who comes to mind?  Washington?  Jefferson?  Franklin?  These are all deserving figures, but why does the name Adams not resound near the top?

     

    I’ll have you know that I was there with these revolutionary celebrities, contributing a brand of clarity that was often perceived as bristling Massachusetts stubbornness.  Yet when decisions were made, it was my council that was consistently sought.  Credit must be given to these great men, as it was our combined efforts that led to our nation’s independence, but they have been elevated to god-like status in public memory while I am relegated to a bystander.

     

    In Tom Hooper’s miniseries, based on the clever biography by David McCullough, you’ll see my legacy presented in one of the most engaging historical reenactments ever captured on film.  Paul Giamatti’s hard, New England face and demeanor accurately depict my nuances beyond the confines of mere mimicry.  Alongside Laura Linney as my wife, Abigail, Mr. Giamatti will guide you through my fascinating life, granting a new perspective of hallowed characters and illuminating my own life, of which little is foremost in national memory.

     

    Did you know that I defended (successfully, I might add) the British soldiers involved in the Boston Massacre?  What about my time spent abroad during the Revolutionary War, during which I forfeited witnessing my children’s adolescence only to face continual opposition by our impossible European neighbors?  Additionally, you will at long last be able to converse amongst your contemporaries over events from my presidency, citing my prevention of military engagement against France and being the initial resident of the White House.  And you will be moved by my home life, a challenging familial quest for honor and love that rivals our country’s struggles for independence. 

     

    Upon the motion picture’s completion, I trust that you will embrace me no longer as “some old dead guy,” but as a cultural icon on par with the more immortalized founding fathers.  May it provide insight in a chasm created by a lack of tall tales and omissions from major currency and Mt. Rushmore.

     

    So I ask you once more: consider John Adams as a United States hero.  The results of Mr. Hooper’s filmed dramatization are ample evidence to elicit your support, and I encourage you to consult the work if you have not already done so.  I say, good day!

     

    (voiceover)

     

    Paid for by David McCullough and HBO Films.

     


  • Vermeer's Creepy Wig

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    Pretty like a painting, and the make-up and costume folks deserve a lot of credit for their work on Johansson's mousy Dutch look, but overall it lacks substance.  There is also a distinct lack of a fulfilling conclusion, but after 90 minutes of looking at the same portrait, it's best to just end instead of prolong.


  • Try Again

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    The Game  (1997)

    Though it has his name attached, The Game does not feel like a David Fincher film.  Perhaps it's the quality of cinematography from 1997, when DVDs were fresh and directors were experimenting with the digital world, or maybe it's a script that, though eventually quite smart, never quite capitalizes on a great idea.  Whatever the cause, the work lacks the definitive Fincher touches that were so evident in the films that sandwich this one, Se7en and Fight Club.  Instead of another skill-heavy thrill ride, The Game instead stands as a half-cooked "eh" in an otherwise brilliant career.


  • The Horror, The Horror

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    What an awful waste of talent.  Though it starts out interesting, every element of this movie quickly falls apart into a wannabe-Shakespearean tragedy that isn't even good for cathartic moments.  Even the masterful Philip Seymour Hoffman overacts to the point of annoyance, but it's not entirely his fault.  His character's actions, like the rest in this tiresome mess, are not believablem, a sure sign of lazy writing.  The characters are trapped somewhere between comic-book conventions and superdrama, in a no-man's-land of ridiculousness.

    Save time and preserve your high opinion of Hoffman by skipping this dumb dumb movie.


  • Almost There

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    Mike Nichols and Aaron Sorkin's star-studded collaboration is a well written, directed, and acted movie that is ultimately denied "great" status by the first two components.  The writing crackles for the first hour, especially in the hands of Philip Seymour Hoffman, and the direction is quality Nichols fare, but when the all-too-quick ending arrives, one is left wondering where the magic went.

    What this film lacks is a believable struggle.  While Charlie Wilson is a remarkable, charming character in a unique situation, he is able to secure funds and other necessities for his covert war without trouble.  Among his many successes, he gets Jews and Muslims to collaborate, and though these two groups display mutual hatred in their shared scenes, the overall effect is as if the drama was only for show and to weakly reinforce Middle-Eastern stereotypes.  Practically no one says "no" to the guy and the stready stream of affirmatives leaves one wondering when something, anything, will come crashing down.  That moment never really happens.

    Yes, Wilson was able to call in a number of "back-scratching" favors to have his way in Congress, but is it really that easy to subvert the U.S. authorities and alter world history without attracting attention?  If so, the perks of being a politician far exceed the public's understanding, but the omission of difficulty experienced by Wilson, though apparently true, remains the film's primary weakness.  If Wilson was really able to cakewalk through to a successful operation, then the ease of his work should be hyperbolized; the string of "yes"es should be so outrageous that it reaches fairy tale levels.  And if it was not so simple, then the tension and resulting miracle of achievement should likewise be depicted.

    The film gets so close to being as remarkable as Wilson himself, but suddenly the story is over and feels noticeably unfinished.  In this case, the writing and directing are at fault for failing to satisfactorily complete a fantastic yarn.  Though all aspects were successful for the majority of the film, the limited running time and lack of a compelling conclusion raise awareness of the gaping absence of drama.  Without struggle, or an almost cartoonish sense of accomplishment, the story remains limited, though at times it offered glimpses at perfection.


  • A Hidden Gem

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    Borat  (2006)

    Who knew this film existed?  Alan Arkin as Clouseau is a prospective treat beyond imagination; a concept simultaneously ridiculous and brilliant.  The DVD cover alone is enough to induce uncontrollable laughter, and the film likewise delivers.

    That's not to say that the plot is brilliant or that the writing is exceptional, but Arkin's interpretation of Clouseau is wholly his own.  Comparisons to Peter Sellers' characterization are unavoidable and there are certain similarities that are inescapable, but they are the very ones that give the overall Clouseau such charm.  What Arkin adds to the role is pure creativity: an American actor playing Franglish.

    The most interesting element of Arkin's version is his vocal inflection.  Brooklyn + Clouseau = 1968 Borat.  That's right!  Listen to Arkin speak: the way he seems to be reaching for the next English word; the verbal pauses; the slightly nasal delivery.  It's a clear precursor for Borat!

    So, when watching this film, don't go in looking for Sellers.  That' no fun.  There is plenty of joy to be found in seeing what Arkin can do with such a marvelous character.  It's an original Clouseau, and one that should be given ample respect.


  • Lower Your Shields

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    Far from the painful experience that I envisioned, Margot at the Wedding is not a film that I would recommend, but it pretty much worked for me.

    After writer/director Noah Baumbach's The Squid and the Whale got me all hyped up (Wes Anderson production!  Co-writer of The Life Aquatic!  Great cast!  Funny trailer!) and then fed me an overdose of unnecessarily uncomfortable preteen sexual moments, my shields were raised to maximum levels for his follow-up feature.  But, as I did with the strong parts of Squid, I laughed a good bit at Margot's strong start.  And then the laughs and engaging moments kept coming.

    That's not to say there is a lack of the squeamish.  An early scene during Margot's (Nicole Kidman) first night at her sister's (Jennifer Jason Leigh) house ranks right up with Frank's forays into beer and self-stimulation in Squid.  Fortunately, that's as far as Baumbach ventures this time, though it seems that Malcolm's (Jack Black) breakdown is intended to elicit the same discomfort and raw emotion.  Instead, Black, who should receive the bulk of the credit for driving the film with his winning sophomoric brand of humor, similarly makes these scenes tolerable for the very reason that he is incapable of delivering true cringe-worthy emotion.  Instead, there is Black, ever much 1/2 of Tenacious D, doing his version of sorrow, and it's just the right balance of sketch comedy and actual pain to get us through unscathed.

    However, Baumbach again leaves us with a stinker of an ending.  Disney-esque conclusion is not a necessity for his films, but there is no need for a big (proportionately) finale intended to raise emotions to a climax after a string of subdued quirky moments.  His friend Wes Anderson is able to close his pictures with perfectly suitable conclusions that indeed are conclusions, yet flow with the rest of the film and leave the characters ready for their next occurrence.  Anderson understands the importance of a parting shot and has mastered it in his own brand of storytelling.  So far, this crucial component has eluded Baumbach and it unfortunately is the reason why his films leave audiences with a slightly, if not entirely, negative feeling.

    While Larry David mines the outright humor in the socially unacceptable on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," Baumbach seeks to likewise expose the unspeakable yet ultimately relevant nuances of humanity for good and for ill.  His goal is not comedy (even though laughter is a major player) but realism, though it's the kind of realism that few of my acquaintances experience and is certainly not something that we would choose to film or watch.  Perhaps that will be Baumbach's contribution to cinema when his body of work is more fully shaped: telling the truths about society that no one wants to hear, yet which may be the roots of our problems.  With his 80-90 minute glimpses into the unlit regions of the soul, there is hope that, though presently painful and sometimes unwatchable, his films will be overall cathartic and healing.


 

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