Movie news on your iPhone today!
Advertisement
Sign in
Username   Password         Forgot password?
Wanna join? Sign up
Find movies you'll love
Personal statement:

I never know what to write in these things, so I'm just going to leave it at that. If you really want to know me more, drop me a line.

[more]

indieabby88's movie tags

Advertisement
  • Mavens Review: The Village Barbershop

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Steel Magnolias  (1989)

    Waitress  (2007)

    I'll get this out of the way right now: You probably aren't going to see "The Village Barbershop" on any shortlists for Film of the Year. It's not a terribly important movie. It doesn't make any statements and relies on a lot of cliches and "hollywood-ending" plot points. But (and I know this is gonna sound silly) it's got an awful lot of heart, and, in the words of Mark Kermode, "does what it says on the tin." It's a sweet, poignant comedy that delivers decent performances and a mild amount of entertainment.

    The movie tells the story of Gloria (Shelly Cole) and Art (John Ratzenberger of Pixar fame). Art runs a men's barbershop in Reno. His wife has died, he's lonely, he's kind of a curmudgeon. At the start of the movie, his longtime business partner dies unexpectedly (and inexplicably. It just sort of happens without any kind of announcement). Now, Art is in debt, behind on his rent and needs an extra barber to help run the place. He originally hires the spirited, pregnant Gloria to do the books, but realizes she's got the skills to trim hair. As the movie progresses, wouldn't you know it, Gloria ends up opening Art's mind and heart and turning the business into a success.

    Like I said, "The Village Barbershop" is far from unique. It also suffers from weak writing in several places, and overacting in others (watch for the judge at Art's hearing about 3/4 of the way through the movie). But Ratzenberger and Cole bring the goods in both their scenes together and apart. Both actors turn in real, grounded performances that only serve to point out how silly everyone else looks. The other characters are cariactures. Art and Gloria are characters.

    If you're looking for the next indie darling, the next "Waitress" or "Juno," "The Village Barbershop" ain't it. But if you're looking for a sweet, undemanding movie to watch on a Friday or Saturday night, it's a pretty good candidate.

    Recommendations:

    "Waitress"- More pregnancy, more pie, less hair.

    "Juno"- More wit, better music

    "Steel Magnolias"- More women, more drama


  • Mavens Review: The Guitar

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Fight Club  (1999)

    Wit  (2001)

    Last Holiday  (2005)

    The Guitar  (2008)

    It's hard to think of the accurate words to describe "The Guitar." "Ridiculous," "overdramatic" and "Oxygen channel after dark" are all words and phrases that spring to mind. But mostly, it's just bad.

    Basically, the plot is this: Saffron Burrows is sick. She has cancer. Dr. Janeane Garofalo gives her one or two months to live. In addition to this, she gets laid off from her job and ends a relationship with a man she's apparently dating (I gathered...I wasn't entirely sure what was going on) to add up to pretty much the worst day ever. Saffron Burrows almost kills herself, but notices an ad for short-term loft apartment rentals and goes for it, completely abandoning her apartment and all the stuff in it (Saffron isn't much of one for moving her stuff with her, it turns out).

    What follows is a kind of bisexual, white New York City "Last Holiday." Saffron starts spending money left and right, buying all kinds of swanky clothes and furniture for her apartment. She also buys a guitar, and a bunch of amps she doesn't really need (it looks like she's getting ready to host a rock concert in her loft) because of some childhood dream of owning a guitar that never got fulfilled. Oh! and before I forget, there's that bisexual thing: Saffron has sex with the guy who keeps delivering all her packages (Isaach De Bankole) and the gal who keeps delivering all her pizzas (Paz de la Huerta). All this without ever leaving the apartment!

    Things keep getting more and more implausible, to the point of utter laughability. All the characters, including the female lead, are totally two-dimensional, barely explained, and chock-full of stereotype fulfillment. Here's an example: the pizza delivery girl is both a) Italian and b) getting married to an abusive boyfriend with mob connections. Other characters, such as Saffron's boyfriend who breaks up with her in the first ten minutes of the movie, should seem more important than they appear (and they appear very little, mostly as incidental plot devices). Finally the whole plot structure collapses and the movie just goes flat, at which point it has the good sense to end.

    The thing that gets me the most about this movie isn't the terribly goofy plot, nor the more-intimate-than-necessary sex scenes. It's the message that materialism will heal you, and that an object can give you meaning and something to live for. "The Guitar" is more or less a female-empowered antithesis to "Fight Club." Where Edward Norton found emptiness and confusion in endless catalog shopping, Saffron Burrows seems to have found happiness. "The Guitar" tells us that shopping cures all ills, even, it turns out (spoiler alert) cancer.

    Reccommended movies:

    Fight Club: searching for meaning and masculinity in a comercially dominated culture.

    Last Holiday: At least it's supposed to be funny.

    Wit: A movie about cancer that's far more interesting and believable.

     


  • More shameless self promotion/"Inkheart" movie review

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Inkheart  (2009)

    Just uploaded a new vlog post! Anyone who's interested, feel free to check it out and comment (we're such comment whores). This week is a review of "Inkheart."

     


  • Review: Three Monkeys

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]

    I find movies about secrets to be terribly interesting. Affairs, murders, accidents, humiliations and the lengths people will go to hide them generally make for pretty compelling stuff.

    "Three Monkeys," the Turkish entry for the best foreign language film Oscar, is one such movie, and (I think) probably a pretty strong contender. I'm assuming the title has to do with the proverb "see no evil, hear no evil, do no evil," since the family at the center of this movie has plenty of issues that they deal with by not talking about them.

    Things start off when a Servet, a campaigning politician, is involved in a hit-and-run accident. Not wanting to tarnish his reputation right before the election, Servet has his driver, Eyüp, take the fall for him in exchange for a sum of money to be given to his family. In the meantime, Eyüp's wife, Hacer, has an affair with Servet, only to have it abruptly cut off when her ne'er-do-well son discovers them. Oh, and the family is also haunted by the ghost of their dead son...there's a lot of tension going on.

    Probably the best thing "Three Monkeys" has going for it is its subtlety. The film's style is very subdued, and we only see characters behaving in extreme ways when the situation absolutely calls for it. The performances are all very natural, never over-the-top. We can identify with all of the characters (except, perhaps, Servet, who's pretty much a scuzzbag). The movie is also very solid visually. It looks like it was shot on DV, which gives it a gritty, but also intimate feeling. The camera is unsparing in its portrayal of the characters. We see every flaw, every stray hair, wrinkle and stress line, all of which goes into making a better, more detailed vision of who these people are, and the effects their years of supressed emotions have had on them.

    I am very, very glad I got to see "Three Monkeys." It's a well-worked, intense movie that nobody has talked about, but that everyone should be. This movie has all of the intrigue of a Hichcock film (atmospherically speaking, it feels like "Strangers on a Train," but more subdued) but most of the action happens behind closed doors. It's a really intriguing approach to a premise that could easily have been made into a preachy, hysterical melodrama.

    Related movies to watch:

    "Rachel Getting Married": Some of the drama, but with the added plus of joy and redemption.

    "Strangers on a Train": Intrigue with more thrills

    "Crimes and Misdemeanors": Affairs and examinations of the people that have them.


  • Why horror remakes will always suck

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Friday the 13th  (2009)

    The Hitcher  (1986)

    The Thing  (1982)

    The Unborn  (1991)

    Saw  (2004)

    Prom Night  (2008)

    Mirrors  (2008)

    The Unborn  (2009)

    So, I just downloaded Taken By Trees' cover of the Guns 'n' Roses song "Sweet Child Of Mine," after hearing it on the trailer for the upcoming remake of the classic horror film "Last House on the Left," which looks utterly odious (I saw it during the trailers preceding the equally odious "The Unborn." Don't ask me why I decided it'd be a good idea to watch this movie...I think it was probably Gary Oldman that did it) Anyway, my ire at the fact that this movie, among others, was being re-made gave me pause. Why is it that movies with a strong following in one generation get remade a couple of generations later into movies that are completely awful? Why is it that the remake of "The Hitcher" not only was a pile of flaming dog poo, but was destined to fail from the very moment the idea of the remake came into being? Why does this seem to be the case with nearly every horror remake since...well...pretty much forever?

    After giving it some thought, my thinking is this: the problem with remakes is twofold. The more recent problem that's emerged is the hollywood pop horror machine running out of ideas and, as a result, remaking movies that weren't really worthy of the treatment (BBC film critic and horror film guru Mark Kermode claims this was the case with "Prom Night" and "Mirrors").

    The other, more angering problem is this: Most of the audience these remakes are aimed at (such as the loud and undiscerning teens who shared the theater with me during tonight's screening of "The Unborn") have grown up with no clue who Wes Craven is, or that "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" originally came out in the 70s, not in 2003. This is a generation of people who don't know about The Thing or, it seems, the original versions of The Hills Have Eyes and Friday the 13th. The major studios think they can pull the wool over an audience's eyes by showing them warmed-over versions of culturally important movies with all the significance removed.

    The fact that these movies are nothing more than vain, empty husks of their original selves stems, I believe from one simple factor: what makes these movies great is the context and the cultural climate in which they were created. Wes Craven's work in the 70s is considered classic not only because it legitimately scared the pants off you, but because it was shocking in a way that few movies were at that time. Last House on the Left (which, supposedly, is itself a take on Bergman's Virgin Spring) was the product of people who had grown up watching the Vietnam war on TV. What audiences were seeing was a wakeup call to a culture that had become desensitzed to violence. Friday the 13th was, in its way, a satiric morality play (Jason's mom, after all, is taking out her revenge because her son drowned while being neglected by horny camp counselors).

    None of these remakes work now (nor, I posit, will they ever) because the true meaning of these movies, the spirit in which they were created, has been lost. In an age where movies like the Saw franchise are practically considered the norm, a modern version of Last House on the Left packs no punch. It only has something to say to modern audiences if you consider the original film in its cultural context. The same goes for Friday the 13th. A movie like this has no noticeable place in a culture that's become desensitzed to both violence and sex. It'll only be a cheap thrill unless you consider why the original came to exist in the first place. Not to mention that the script wasn't that great in the first place. The only thing this movie has going for it is its concept, and if that loses its significance, you can kiss the whole thing goodbye.

    All this is to say, I wish Hollywood would quit churning out fifty or so of these cheap-ass thrill-a-minute meaningless remakes year after year after year. The people who produce these wastes of perfectly good celluloid aren't considering what it is about these movies that ever appealed to anyone at any point in time. They are considering only the legions of teenagers who are unaware that, many years ago, the forgettable horror flick that has them cowering in their seats was once an important, groundbreaking piece of work. These movies are not a form of preservation, but rather one more patina of tarnish.


  • Movies about Australia that were better than "Australia"

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]

    So, I guess this is more of a list than review, but here goes:

    While "Australia" itself is not a bad movie (indeed, Baz Luhrmann has done much, much worse), it references a ton of movies that the casual viewer may not pick up on, but that hardcore fans of Australian cinema will notice, and movies that should not go unseen. So, here's a rundown of movies related to "Australia" and general Australian films that should be watched. I couldn't care less if you choose to see Baz Luhrmann's latest release, or skip it. But if you've got any interest in the land down under at all, do yourself a favor and check these movies out.

    The Man from Snowy River

    Rabbit-Proof Fence

    Ten Canoes

    The Proposition

    Picnic at Hanging Rock

    The Last Wave

    The Year of Living Dangerously (related more to Australian cinema than to the country itself. But give it a watch!)

    My Brilliant Career

    Strictly Ballroom (Luhrmann's first film and, in my opinion, his best)

    That's my list! All of them are fantastic movies. For my money, the best director to come out of Australia is Peter Weir. His movies have been pretty diverse, ranging from his early indie cult classics to blockbusters like his last movie, "Master and Commander." But he's really capable, and it's hard to go wrong with him at the helm.


  • The Nicaraguan Greeting (A review of the Guatemalan Handshake)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful. [What do you think?]
    Under discussion:

    Henry Fool  (1997)

    "The Guatemalan Handshake" is a hard movie to pin down. Equal parts "Napoleon Dynamite" and Hal Hartley movie, it's an episodic piece of oddball cinema that achieves occasional moments of brilliance.

    The most I can say by way of plot is that Donald Turnupseed (Will Oldham) goes missing, and his best friend, a ten-year-old girl cryptically named Turkeylegs (Katy Haywood) seems to be the only one who cares. Also, an old insane woman loses her dog, Donald's pregnant girlfriend Sadie becomes a demolition derby protegee and a ridiculously cool, wedge-shaped orange electric car goes from owner to owner (say what you want about the movie, that car is awesome).

    As with "Napoleon Dynamite," the portrait of life in a small, unremarkable American town is dead on. Seedy roller rink? Check. Dying downtown strip? Check. Utter lack of attractive people? State fair as the cultural event of the year? Check and check. Unlike Jared Hess' movie, however, the truly funny moments are few and far between, and the film has a more overall cerebral bent to it, perhaps a little closer to the subtle comedy of Hartley's "Henry Fool" but less intellectual. This works both for and against the film. It puts more of the focus on the composition (which, by the way, is pretty gorgeous), but even stellar cinematography can't make up for dragging stretches, of which this movie certainly has its fair share.

    I can't say I disliked "The Guatemalan Handshake." In fact, I think the general feeling is that I liked it. I'm sure there will be audiences out there who will simply adore this film, and call it a work of genius. It may well be. It's just not my type of movie. It may well resonate with some people. It just didn't leave me floored.

    Reccomendations (if you like this movie)

    Napoleon Dynamite: The dying small town vibe and cast of offbeat characters are a good compliment to the folks you'll see in "Guatemalan Handshake."

    Henry Fool: While it doesn't have the same atmosphere as "Handshake," Hal Hartley's lit-cinema film about the transformation of a working-class loner into an acclaimed poet by his mysterious loner mentor has a similar super-smart feel and subtle humor that it takes a certain kind of viewer to recognize.


  • Some shameless self-promotion

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]

    So, I started a vlog with a friend of mine, and fellow movie reviewer for the KU radio station. We discuss movies, and it's been a pretty fun experience so far. I figured this might be a good place to announce it...seeing as how discussing movies is kind of our deal. Anyway, here's the link. Please, check it out and give us some feedback. It would be greatly appreciated

    The link: http://www.youtube.com/user/TwoAwesomeMovieNerds

    A video:

     


  • Pele vs. Military Dictatorship

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful. [What do you think?]
    Under discussion:

    The Year My Parents Went on Vacation is a movie about many things. It's about the process of growing up. It's about soccer, it's about politics, and it's about judaism. Somehow, all of these elements come together to make a touching movie that's just as beautiful and haunting as other South American politically and culturally charged dramas, such as "The Motorcycle Diaries."

    Our main character is young Mauro, a 12-year-old sent to live with his grandparents when his own parents flee Brazil's totalitarian regime in 1970, under the pretense of "going on vacation." Upon his arrival, Mauro finds that his grandfather has just died, and it's up to an elderly jewish neighbor, Shlomo, to take care of him. Turns out that Mauro's family is supposed to be jewish, too, but the boy was raised outside of the faith, something Shlomo finds to be highly disturbing. Fortunately, during the course of his stay in Sao Paulo, Mauro forms a sort of family with Shlomo, a group of kids in the building, and other members of the synagogue and the neighborhood where they live.

    The scenes in which the whole community comes together, for bar mitzvahs, funerals and (of course) world cup soccer matches, are particularly touching. It's sweet to see how much the people in the film's neighborhood care about each other and their country.

    Mauro's confusion over what has happened to his parents is equally touching, although it's more heartbreaking than joyous. He is always hopeful, but continually disappointed, angry and sad. Michel Joelsas, the actor who plays Mauro, is a real find. He's earnest, sweet and utterly convincing. Daniela Piepszyk, who plays Mauro's fiesty friend Hannah, pulls off a clever, charming performance. It's not often I find child actors very praiseworthy, but these kids have really got it going on.

    Engaging and lovely in every sense of the word, Cao Hamburger's "The Year My Parents Went on Vacation" is a movie that should have gotten a lot more buzz than it did. Apparently it was Brazil's entry for the foreign film academy award, and deservedly so. There are very few movies I've recieved from Spout that I'd want to watch again. "The Year My Parents Went on Vacation" is definitely one that will be making its way back into my DVD player soon.


  • Abby likes short shorts!

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Half Nelson  (2006)

    Shorts! Volume 2  (2004)

    Shorts! Volume 3  (2005)

    Far from the inconsistency and general disappointment of Shorts! Vol. 2, Shorts! Vol. 3 is chock-full of funny, beautiful and fascinating films that, in many cases, made me hungry for more.

    The standout comedies are a pair of short films by different directors about Ninjas. I knew I was in for a treat with Steven Tsuchida's "A Ninja Pays Half My Rent," (His surreal comedic short "Spam-Ku" is a favorite of mine) and he didn't disappoint. Tsuchida is really great at weird, funny, punchy dialogue; and come on, who doesn't enjoy watching a good ninja smackdown?

    "The Climactic Death of Dark Ninja" is an even more entertaining thirteen-minute piece about a group of aspiring filmmakers trying for the perfect re-shoot of the key scene of their kung-fu film. Think Wes Anderson meets "Son of Rambow." Anyone who's ever tried shooting an "epic masterpiece" on a home camcorder (or known someone who has) will find "Dark Ninja" hits painfully (and delightfully) close to home.

    I also loved Eva Saks' "New York Trilogy" which contained the shorts "Confection," "Colorforms" and "Date." The first two are stories about upper-crust little girls rebelling in some small way against their straight-and-narrow parents with poignant and charming results. "Date" is a very different film, about a man and a woman and what I can only assume is a memorial for missing and dead victims of 9-11. It's pretty cryptic, and doesn't seem to fit in with the other two at all, but holds its own.

    "My Name is Yu Ming" was another favorite that falls more into the drama category than comedy, although it has its funny moments. A young man from China decides on a whim to move to Ireland. Not realizing that most residents of the country speak English, he prepares for the big move by learning Gaelic.

    The French short "L'Entretien" was a beautiful and thoroughly curious film that made me wish it had been longer. Accurately described as a "Kafkaesque tale," "L'Entretien" tells the story of a man whose new job seems to find him, bringing along with it a series of surreal and deeply creepy events. The look of the film is a blurry black-and-white that makes it seem a lot older than it really is, and adds a lot to the strangeness of the short.

    Both of the animated offerings, "Clay Pride" and "Seventeen" are pretty solid. "Seventeen" is a beautifully animated and imaginative short from the Netherlands, showing a young man's early experiences working as a roofer. Director Hisko Hulsing provides us with glorious swirling colors and an emotive score that go hand in hand to create a dark yet playful feeling.

    "Clay Pride" is really pretty silly, but the concept is funny. A very thinly-veiled metaphor for race and homosexuality, "Clay Pride" is a mockumentary on the life of Steve, a clay man in a world of plasticine characters (yes, there is a difference, although I'm not entirely sure what it is).

    All in all, Shorts! Vol. 3 contains sixteen short films, not one of which is dull to watch. Some, like the musical "Pretty Dead Girl" or "Hyper" are too goofy to be taken seriously, and others, such as "Gowanus, Brooklyn" (the starting point for the acclaimed film Half Nelson) suffer from stylistic issues that make them seem lesser than they should, but for the most part, this is a volume of great short films to enjoy and share around. I know I'm going to be making people watch "Dark Ninja" every chance I get.


  • Who Likes Short Shorts?

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Shorts! Volume 2  (2004)

    I've always found short films pretty eerie. There's something about them that just seems ever so slightly off to me. Perhaps it's the fact that I never know what it is I'm getting into when I watch them. Most short films I've seen come with no synopsis, only a title (if even that). This forces me to figure out what the film is about, and the puzzle creates an air of mystery.

    There are plenty of eerie (and not-so-eerie) short films in "Shorts! Vol. 2"  a collection of 17 short films that have one awards at various film festivals (there are three in the series). It would have been nice if I had known what form of award some of the films have won, since the quality is rather a hodge-podge. There are some great short documentaries, one or two sumptuously shot, beautifully ambiguous short films, some intriguing animation, but overall a lot of stuff that seems like kind of promising (but mostly mediocre) amateur and student work.

    First the highlights of the collection: "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" is a pointed, bitingly funny short editorial documentary about abortion and a woman's right to choose. "Milton Rogovin: The Forgotten Ones" presents a touching portrait of photographer Milton Rogovin, who spent much of his career documenting the lives of the working-class and lower-class people in his Pennsylvania hometown. The longer, curiously entertaining "Coyote Beach" and the laid-back family dramedy "Family Tree" present interesting looks at relationships, both romantic and familial. And, for some reason, I can't get the super-duper-short "The Most Beautiful Man in the World" out of my head. It's 5:32, but beautifully and hauntingly shot.

    Most of the clunkers come from the animation section. I'd seen "Dear Sweet Emma" and "The Firefly Man" previously, and hadn't really been that impressed the first time. Upon second viewing, my thoughts didn't change. I hate to sound like a snob, but I've been spoiled by so many great CGI films and shorts over the years that low-budget computer animation really doesn't do it for me, so I was nonplussed and a little annoyed by "Emma." "Firefly Man" was better, combining CGI effects and stop motion, but it left me feeling empty. "The Fine Art of Poisoning" was the most interesting of the animated films both visually and conceptually, but something about it just didn't seem genuine. Perhaps it just felt a little too "Hot Topic Goth" for my comfort.

    I was most disappointed by "Space Off," which was touted by the DVD blurb as one of the most exciting films of the selection offered, but turned out to be pretty dull. The effects, I suppose, are to be commended for being pretty damn good despite what I assume was a low budget, but by the end, I was left thinking "so what?

    "Shorts! Vol. 2" is a patchwork of movies, some great, some barely watchable, and some completely unwatchable. It's worth checking out for the good ones (I can't reccommend "Rogovin" enough), but you'd be much better off skipping most of the films and saving your time for a much more industrious use.


  • Robbin' Hood or Robin Hood?

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful. [What do you think?]
    Under discussion:

    Manda Bala  (2007)

    During this last year, I had the interesting experience of living in a house with two girls from Brazil. One of them had a fiancee still living there, and every week it seemed like she had some wild story about some close call that either she or her intended had experienced. She once told me that she wouldn't even think about going to the bakery two blocks from her house without getting into a car. It was just too dangerous to walk.

    I've heard lots of stories from many different sources about the high rates of crime, especially kidnapping, in Brazil, but I never knew very much about it until I watched "Manda Bala," a fascinating and sharp documentary that looks at corruption and the criminal element in Brazil from many different angles.

    "Manda Bala" starts out investigating a corrupt politician's failed program to help poor Brazilians in the north of the country, in a state called Para, which includes part of Brazil's Amazon region. It turns out that the politician, who has held every elected office in Brazil save that of the president, was using this employment program to embezzle money from the government. Director Jason Kohn examines some of the effects of the country's imbalance of wealth on the citizens of Para and also in Sao Paulo, a city famous for its' kidnappings. Kohn interviews victims, police officers and even a kidnapper and gives us a portrait that is creepy, troubling, and surprisingly neutral.

    Two of the most interesting characters Kohn interviews are a plastic surgeon who does reconstructive surgery for kidnapping victims (the audience is treated to pretty visceral, but still really interesting footage of reconstructive ear surgery) and the kidnapper, who claims to have been born in a slum in Sao Paulo, and started stealing when he was nine.

    The kidnapper, who also moonlights as a bank robber, seems to think of himself as some kind of Robin Hood character. The juxtaposition of a man who thinks very little about the many cops he kills and victims he maims while he still claims to have the best interests of his friends and family at heart was surprising and, oddly enough, a little heartwarming, too.

    I do wish that Kohn had tied the political situation and the social issues of the film together more than he did. For most of the film, the corrupt politician's scandal and the stories of kidnappers and victims in Sao Paulo seem rather isolated, but Kohn manages to kind of tie the two together, although the connecting thread seems kind of weak. Otherwise, with its' nearly perfect cinematography, hip score (I want that soundtrack!) and enthralling subject matter, "Manda Bala" is 85 minutes well spent.


  • WTF, LOL?

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful. [What do you think?]
    Under discussion:

    LOL  (2007)

    Well, it certainly took me long enough, but I finally got around to watching and reviewing "LOL," Joe Swanberg's movie about the effects of modern technology and relationships. I'd been hearing a lot about the Mumblecore genre, especially since the folks here at Spout have all but canonized Swanberg and his fellow Mumblecore artists as the patron saints of a new generation of filmmakers. I was curious to see how the movie lived up to all the hype. What I found was a movie that, while interesting, didn't really reveal its message until the last possible moment. In fact, up until the last fifteen minutes of the film, I was prepared to write off "LOL" as just another interesting but ultimately failed artistic experiment.

    The movie is about a group of friends (Swanberg, Kevin Bewersdorf and C. Mason Wells) each going through some relationship issues that have something to do with their addiction to online porn.

    These guys all seem perfectly normal and good otherwise, but when it comes to their relationships, the sexual disconnection seems to be a major stumbling block. Tim (Swanberg) has been unable to truly connect with his girlfriend Ada. Mike (Wells) is missing his long-distance girlfriend Greta (Greta Gerwig) and has her send him nude pictures of her, which she finds a little wrong, and he finds unsatisfactory. Alex (Bewersdorf) is obsessed with a girl who is the subject of several pornographic photos and videos on a web site.

    While both Swanberg and Wells' storylines are good, Bewersdorf's predicament is the most heartbreaking. He is so wrapped up in a relationship that appears to be entirely one-way while cute young hipster Tessa pines after him to no avail.

    Another neat aspect of the movie is the use of "Noisehead" videos between different scenes. Bewersdorf (who also wrote the film's soundtrack) is creating a project of his friends making random noises in front of his camera, and uses the clips to make unique songs. These videos are easily the most interesting part of the movie.

    My biggest problem with "LOL" is the fact that it takes so long to get to the actual point. I didn't really feel like I was interested in the movie until the very end, when I looked down at my video counter and thought "Really? There's only three minutes left on this thing? But it was just getting good!" I think Swanberg could have benefitted by cutting off about half an hour of the film's beginning and adding more onto the end. As is, the plot just drops off, with Tessa driving, disappointed, back to Chicago and Alex wandering around St. Louis looking for the online girl of his dreams.


  • Depression=Sex (apparently)

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    To Live  (1994)

    The Dreamers  (2003)

    Summer Palace  (2008)

    The message of Lou Ye's film "Summer Palace" seems to be this: depressed people have sex. A lot. There are three major characters in Ye's film that have some obvious issues, and all of them waste no time hopping into bed with each other in an attempt to escape their apparent (and unexplained) pain. The director manages to make this situation somewhat interesting during the first half of the movie, but the last half drags miserably to a conclusion that doesn't seem like a neat wrap-up of the events we've witnessed, but a confession that Ye is just as bored with the movie as the audience is, and he wanted it to be over as much as I did. It's pretty seldom that I come across a film that has me counting down the minutes until the end, but "Summer Palace" managed to do just that.

    The story starts with Yu Hong, a girl from a small town in China who gets accepted to Beijing University just before the Tiananmen Square massacre. She makes friends with a girl, Li Ti, and through her meets Zhou Wei, a young man with whom Yu Hong begins a turbulent relationship. This is the interesting half of the film. Despite the fact that Yu Hong doesn't seem to feel much unless she's sleeping with someone, the culture surrounding her, Li Ti and Zhou Wei provides an interesting backdrop.

    After the night of the Tiananmen Square incident (an event which I thought was sadly underplayed in the movie), Yu Hong decides to drop out of college and goes back home with an old boyfriend of hers. Li Ti and Zhou Wei, who have been sleeping together (imagine that) go to Berlin with the help of Li Ti's boyfriend who's studying there. We follow all the characters, through Li Ti and Zhou Wei's weird, seemingly one-sided affair (Li Ti is obsessed with Zhou Wei, Zhou Wei appears to be in it only for the sex) and Yu Hong's series of meaningless affairs and relationships. This part of the movie quickly descends into the doldrums. The "full boil" described by Manohla Dargis of the New York Times in a blurb on the DVD's cover quickly cools down to a state of near-stagnancy.

    I think perhaps what would have saved "Summer Palace" from its dull and unfortunate fate is a bigger sense of politics. China in the late 80s was full of political unrest among the young, and the movie barely illustrates this point. In fact, the Tiananmen Square massacre is shown as little more than a bunch of excited kids getting beaten down by soldiers, and is an event that seems to have little to nothing to do with the film's main characters. The conflict that stems between them all seems to come from Yu Hong's need to be around Zhou Wei, and Zhou Wei's increasing confusion about what the hell is wrong with Yu Hong.

    "Summer Palace" had the potential to be an interesting little movie, maybe some engaging cross between "To Live" and "The Dreamers" (if one can imagine such a thing) but unfortunately the movie takes the mind-numbingly mediocre middle ground and does nothing. It doesn't make any political statements, neither does it try to revolutionize through its love scenes."Summer Palace" has a promising start, but that's all. It is, essentially, a movie that goes nowhere, does nothing and really has nothing to say.


  • Movies 101-Leading Men

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Dragonheart  (1996)

    American Psycho  (2000)

    A Beautiful Mind  (2001)

    Syriana  (2005)

    I'll admit that I'm a real sucker for interview shows. I've been a fan of "Inside the Actor's Studio" for years, so I was really looking forward to Professor Richard Brown's series of interviews with (mostly) well-respected actors, and for the most part, this disc delivered. I got "Leading Men," which contained interviews with George Clooney, Josh Lucas (huh?), Daniel Day-Lewis and Dennis Quaid.

    Clooney's interview provided a lot of interesting information about his background. I thought his description of his childhood and his idealistic journalist father really explained a lot about the kind of public figure the actor is today, and why he's taken on so many of the recent projects he has, like Syriana and Good Night and Good Luck.  While he still seemed pretty self-important, Clooney's view that his stardom has everything to do with luck and ability, and less to do with arrogance was a great point of view to hear. It seems as though Clooney is very grateful that he's gotten to where he is today, and realizes that without the occurence of certain events, he might still be doing dozens of failed television pilots.

    Josh Lucas' appearance was very hard for me to understand. I know he's been working for a number of years now, but as far as I can tell, he hasn't done anything that noteworthy. Whenever I've seen Lucas in a film, it's a supporting (or barely noticeable) role in a good movie like "American Psycho" or "A Beautiful Mind," or a bigger role in a terrible movie (see "Sweet Home Alabama"). I'm not sure what made Lucas think he was entitled to seem like a "serious actor" when talking with Brown, but all he succeeded in doing was making himself seem more puffed-up than he has any right to be. I thought this one was a definite miss in the series.

    Day-Lewis, on the other hand, was the interview I'd anticipated the most, and the one that I felt had the most in-depth disucssion of the actual craft of acting. Method actors have always fascinated me, and Day-Lewis is really the method actor's method actor. This is the guy who, on the set of "In the Name of the Father" spent the night being screwed around with in a jail cell and interrogated by British Special Branch officers for several hours just to better understand his character. That's some hard core devotion right there.

    Dennis Quaid's interview was by far the most enjoyable. It was clear the crowd got a big kick out of seeing him talk to Brown, and Quaid, in turn, seemed genuinely pleased at the audience's enthusiasm. His answers seemed very straightforward and honest, and he came off as a very nice, genuine sort of guy. I get the feeling that Quaid is the kind of guy all the other guys want to have a drink with. His body of work hasn't been consistently great (there'll always be "Dragonheart," after all), but Quaid was so charming and willing to talk that I ended up not caring.


  • "Ten Canoes" Surprisingly Entertaining

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Ten Canoes  (2007)

    I don't think I could have been more surprised by "Ten Canoes." I was actually rather disappointed when I recieved it in the mail, thinking "surely they could have sent me something more interesting than this." But then I made myself sit down and watch the thing...and I liked it! I was hooked right from the introduction, and narrator David Gulipilil's friendly, throaty laugh. I think I could probably listen to him tell stories all day, and not get bored. Gulipilil is really what makes this movie. His simple, amiable narration adds a lot of warmth and spirit to the story. Without him, this movie probably would have lived up to my earlier expectations of a dull anthropological drama.

    Director Rolf de Heer keeps the storytelling vibe going with unexpected humor and little narrative touches, like the closeups used to introduce each character. The Aboriginal people of Raminginin also seemed like they really enjoyed getting in on the action. Each character has interesting little quirks. They seem like exactly the sort of characters you'd find in any fable or fairy tale. The movie contains many of these archetypes that I found really interesting in their universal appeal. There's almost a magical quality about it.

    However, the way the story is told made it seem longer than it needed to be. DeHeer uses a story-within-a-story format that I didn't really think was necessary, and didn't seem to go anywhere. It would have been just as effective to dive right into the main action, rather than with a false start.

    All in all, "Ten Canoes" is really worth checking out, especially for those folks interested in cultural anthropology. It has a strange warmth and humor about it that draws the viewer in and makes them innately (and inexplicably) interested in the action and the characters. Probably the most fascinating thing about the movie is its ability to make its characters transcend cultural differences by introducing them as classic archetypal figures. If ever a movie were a study in unity and common threads, "Ten Canoes" is it.


  • Africa, Unite!

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Africa Unite  (2008)

    I'll admit I was skeptical about "Africa Unite." I didn't think I would find the film very interesting, since I'm not a huge fan of reggae, nor do I understand rastafarianism. But I was pleasantly surprised by Stephanie Black's documentary about a huge concert and African unity conference in celebration of Bob Marley's 60th birthday. While the film serves mostly as rasta propaganda, there are parts of it that I found touching, inspiring and on the whole very informative about the subject matter.

    One of the threads the documentary follows is the story of a 70-year-old Rasta from Jamaica, whose community raises the money for him to attend the conference/concert in Ethiopia. For this man, who has spent 50 years in the Rasta faith, this trip is the opportunity of a lifetime. It tugs a little at the heartstrings to see the man so impressed, excited and inspired by the message of African unity preached at the conference, and by his visits to sites such as Emperor Haile Selassie's Cathedral.

    Another point I found particularly interesting was the in-depth description of Rastafarianism, and the Rastas' worship of Selassie, who ruled over Ethiopia from World War II through part of the 1960s. Selassie's message of personal freedom and inner resolve still resonates in the Ethiopians today, as well as people like Marley, who furthered the cause of an Africa without borders and separate governments. While I don't really advocate the worship of one particular human being, I do find Selassie to be an inspirational character, and the documentary does a good job of explaining why.

    I was a little disappointed, however, that there wasn't more concert footage from the film. I feel like "Africa Unite" might have been a more effective film if it had been almost exclusively a concert movie, interspersed with information about Marley, Selassie, Rastafarianism and the conference. As it is, the majority of "Africa Unite" is footage from round table discussions and conference attendees. While some of these vignettes are interesting, they don't add together to make an interesting film. It serves more as a long, narrationless news report.

    I couldn't see renting or  buying this film, even if I was a big Bob Marley fan. It's not quite a concert film, not quite an interesting documentary. It's something of a mashup, and never quite coheres. While I did find "Africa Unite" informative and inspirational, I also found it lacking in several areas.


  • Oscar Nominations: My Thoughts

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Persepolis  (2007)

    Juno  (2007)

    Once  (2007)

    Well, I just checked out the list of movies nominated for Academy Awards, and my feelings on the films nominated are a bit mixed. On the plus side, this will be the first year that I've seen a lot of the films nominated. I'm just about overjoyed that "Juno" and "There Will Be Blood" were nominated for Best Picture, since both are amazing movies. Johnny Depp got nominated for "Sweeney Todd," a movie which picked up a few other good nominations. I personally think the other movies in the Best Costume category don't stand a chance.

    I'm also excited about "Persepolis" getting nominated for best animated film (I've not seen the movie, but I loved the graphic novel series), and "Once" being nominated for best original song. If "Falling Slowly" wins, it will be the best thing to happen to Glen Hansard since The Frames started recording. I would love nothing more than to see this rocket him and the band to the fame they so deserve. Hansard and the band have been working hard for years putting out great music, and they're only now getting more mainstream attention.

    One of the major disappointments, though, was seeing "King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters" not get a nomination for best documentary. I feel like the Academy almost exclusively recognizes docs about serious subjects, and while I realize it's important to call attention to stuff like the Iraq War or health insurance in America,  I also think good documentaries are about more than super important subjects. Good documentaries are just as much about the importance of storytelling. "King of Kong" is an amazing example of documentary storytelling at work. Even after watching the great "Juno" and mind-blowingly-awesome "There Will Be Blood," "King of Kong" remains my top favorite movie of the 2007, simply because I was floored that the people depicted in the film were real. Stories on that level of entertainment don't come by very often, and the filmmakers behind "King of Kong" were lucky enough to catch the extraordinarly odd story of Steve Wiebe at just the right moment. I really feel like that deserves some recognition, and I don't get why the major Hollywood awards systems don't feel the same way.


  • Disturbing and Sadistic

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    It was hard for me to watch "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things." I don't usually take well to films about child abuse (for obvious reasons), but I was willing to give this one a shot. I shouldn't have.

    Asia Argento's directorial effort is based on the "autobiographical" novel by J.T. LeRoy, who is in fact not a real person, but a character devised by writer Laura Albert. It's the story of Jeremiah, a little boy taken from his foster home to live with his completely drug-addled and unfit mother, Sarah (Argento). After going through several boyfriends and one husband, who rapes Jeremiah after Sarah scarpers, the boy is left in the care of his strict Christian grandparents (Peter Fonda and Ornella Muti). After three years living and preaching under their creepy but more stable care, Sarah takes Jeremiah back and pulls him with her on her fast journey to rock bottom.

    First of all, I have a hard time figuring out why any social worker would think Sarah was capable of caring for a child, seeing as how she's obviously gone off the deep end from the very beginning of the film. Secondly, I can't figure out why Sarah would want to have her son around, since he's obviously nothing but a burden to her. It's possible she wants the boy because he's the one person who truly loves her, but towards the end of the film, Sarah says that Jeremiah has caused her no end of trouble, and that she got along better on her own. The whole premise and logic of the film seems deeply flawed to me, not to mention Argento's one-sided, stereotypical and almost cartoonish representation of Christianity.

    There are parts of the film that are well-shot and interesting, and it seems clear from the soundtrack (Sonic Youth, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Subhumans) and the oddball cameo roles (Peter Fonda, Winona Ryder and Marilyn Manson to name a few) that Argento is trying to make some kind of cheeky, badass punk rock film. But it's hard to consider the artistic value of a project when the subject matter is so disturbing. Meth labs and neglected children do not a masterpiece make.

    I watch movies for two reasons, reasons I suspect are universal: entertainment and artistic merit. "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things" is certainly not entertaining, and it hasn't got enough style to be considered a work of art. At the very least, this film could have served as a slap in the face, a cold stab of cruel realities we often ignore, like abuse and drug addiction, if J.T. LeRoy had been a real person. The fact that the story the film is based on was part of a major literary hoax takes away almost all its credibility. So instead I found myself subjected to one domestic horror after another, not in the service of telling someone's life story, but simply an exercize in sadistic, poorly realized fiction.


  • "Out of Balance" and On Point

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    The Corporation  (2004)

    Out of Balance  (2007)

    In the years since "An Inconvenient Truth" came out, it seems like low-budget independently produced documentaries on global warming are a dime a dozen. I should know. I've been watching a lot of them. One of my most recent viewings was a two-hour, poorly produced, poorly researched debacle called "What a Way to Go" that all but turned me off of the $2 Films for Action screenings at Liberty Hall here in Lawrence.

    That being said, I was wary when I got "Out of Balance" in the mail. And although I think Tom Jackson's expose doc on the effects of Exxon Mobil and global warming lacks, ironically enough, a balance of opinion, it's clear that Jackson has done his homework. The people he interviews are actual experts, people who have spent time studying global warming, not just someone with an opinion who's written a self-published book.

    In fact, "Out of Balance" not only brings to mind Al Gore's now famous documentary, but also the documentary "The Corporation," a film which I think is to corporate America and capitalist economics what "An Inconvenient Truth" is to global warming. And while one may argue that after these two all-encompassing documentaries, a film can't really come up with any new information, I say that "Out of Balance" still has a pretty interesting perspective to offer. I discovered things about Exxon Mobil, particularly about the cleanup of the Valdez oil spill and Exxon's influence over Bush's environmental policy that, while not exactly surprising, were pieces of information I had not previously known.

    My one beef with the film is, as I said before, its lack of a balance of opinion. It would have been interesting if Jackson had attempted (or shown attempts) to interview members of Exxon, or at the very least someone with a dissenting opinion. Even though films like "The Corporation" suffer from a similar lack of convincing devil's advocates, at least Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott's film did have people who argued on the side of executives and corporate America. I would be very interested in hearing about global warming from the other side of the corporate office tower.

  • This "Rocket" just doesn't have the fire

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    The Natural  (1984)

    Seabiscuit  (2003)

    Cinderella Man  (2005)

    The Rocket  (2007)

    While I'm not much of a sports fan, I do enjoy watching sports movies. There's just something about watching an underdog beat the odds and take the necessary risks on the road to success that just makes me feel good. I know I'm not alone in this. Otherwise, there wouldn't be much of a market for movies like "Cinderella Man," "Seabiscuit" or "The Natural."

    That's what filmmakers tried to do with "The Rocket," a movie about the career of legendary hockey player Maurice Richard and the racism against French Canadians both in sports and in regular society, during the forties and fifties. Technically, "The Rocket" is a pretty good piece of work, with great music, lovely, rich cinematography and a good story. But  due to some seriously weak writing,  the movie never really takes off.

    What "The Rocket" mainly suffers from is relying on telling more than showing. We are only shown vignettes of Richard's life, and these chunks of narrative are stretched almost too far apart to be strongly connected. If the filmmakers wanted the audience to be paying attention for the 124-minute running time, they should have been paying more attention to continuity.

    Also, we don't actually get to see much of Richard's particularly great games. The facts of these supposedly spectacular displays of athleticism are instead told to us by fans, reporters, and (in a particularly irritating example) Richard's barber who describe the action in long monologues that I somehow doubt would have been used by those people in reality. I'd rather have seen the actual games being played out than listened to the implausible lines spoken about them.

    Another result of this cut-and-paste style of storytelling is that the characters aren't given much of a chance to develop. Richard's relationship with his teammates is never explored, and the conflict with his blue collar brother-in-law doesn't get much attention either. The characters don't even seem to change much. Richard is stoic and modest, his wife is always concerned but proud of her husband, and Mr. Irvin, Richard's coach, is always an enigmatic, reverse-psychology dependent S.O.B. While these details might not have seemed important to the people making the movie, they are just as instrumental as any action sequence.

    All of this may sound kind of hypocritical when I complain about the lengthy running time (two hours and four minutes is a long time for me to watch bad screenwriting), although it probably could have been avoided had there been more action and less talk. "The Rocket" after all, is a sports movie. Why don't we get to see more sports? 


  • Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    I've been recieving Film Movement movies from Spout to review since late July. So far, the films I've gotten have been okay. There have been one or two that I've enjoyed, but none that have really blown me away. "Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity" is the first movie I've gotten in the Film Movement series that made me wonder why the movie I was watching hadn't been released in theaters. It's a well-shot, well-acted, poignant and touching little film, and a great insight into the lives of a community of Chinese immigrants.

    The story centers on Mindy (Valerie Tian), a precocious 12-year-old with an intense interest in ancient Chinese magic. With her book of charms tucked safely into her backpack, Mindy sets her sights on fixing up her single mother (Sandra Oh) with Alvin (Russell Yuen), her friendly boss at the Chinese restaurant where she works.

    We are also introduced to various other characters in the community, people like the recently laid-off Shuck (Chang Tseng), and his attention-starved wife Hun-Ping (Tsai Chin). Then there's Bing Lai (Ric Young, in a heartbreaking performance) and his son Peter (Kameron Louangxay). Bing is a butcher trying to teach his son the tricks of the trade, while Peter is secretly training to be a Buddhist monk with help from his mother. Bing also has a very strained relationship with his father in China, and it appears that his whole life has been lived in an attempt to impress him.

    These separate stories wind together gracefully and beautifully, and the relationships (for the most part) are clearly drawn, with very sympathetic characters. The story of Bing and his family, is particularly engaging. Bing's connections to his father and to his son are complicated, and we don't truly understand what's going on until the end of the movie, but it's sad to see Bing try so hard to impress somebody who doesn't acknowledge his achievements, or even care about his well-being. Upon discovering Peter's Buddhist ambitions, Bing comes dangerously close to doing that very thing himself, and we never really get an answer as to how his situation gets resolved, if, indeed, it gets resolved at all.

    There are a few parts in the movie that are close to over the top, but, thankfully, these parts don't last long. I did wonder why Lee Tai Tai, the mandarin-speaking local charms expert, had to be played by a man (Colin Foo), but I'm just going to assume there's a deeper meaning there that I just didn't understand. But I'm just being nit-picky. On the whole, "Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity" is an utter joy to watch. I'm so glad I got the opportunity to see it, and I'm sure anyone else who watches it, unless they haven't got a heart, will love it, too.


  • The Battle For "Boondock"

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Brazil  (1985)

    Time Bandits  (1981)

    12 Monkeys  (1995)

    Overnight  (2004)

    It's the ultimate Cinderella Story: A young, first-time screenwriter working as a bouncer in Los Angeles gets the opportunity of a lifetime when Harvey Weinstein of Miramax Studios buys his script, gives him a hefty advance, lets his band record the film's soundtrack and promises his new discovery co-ownership of the bar he works at.

    Well, as the saying goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is. This is the story of Troy Duffy, writer and director of the cult hit "The Boondock Saints" as told by two of his friends in the documentary "Overnight," which recounts Duffy's meteoric rise and spectacularly depressing fall. The documentary is surprisingly objective in that it is effective from two angles. Those who are great fans of "Boondock Saints" will probably see Duffy as an embittered tragic hero who continues to fight for his art while everyone around him loses faith. Those (like me) who just don't "get" Duffy's film see the director as an opinionated asshole whose sudden success turns him into a power-mad paranoid. His attempts to retain complete control over his movie and his band make him lose credibility in the eyes of his family, friends and bandmates, whose lives and livelihoods are pretty much destroyed by Duffy's antics.

    What happens is this: Duffy makes the monster deal with Miramax and becomes, in his words "Hollywood's new hard-on." Then, suddenly and without warning, Miramax drops him. The band makes a record deal with Maverick records, then the record company pulls out at the last minute. Franchise pictures ends up buying the "Boondock Saints" script, and giving Duffy less than half of the budget Miramax offered. Duffy accepts and makes his film, but no major studios are interested in distributing the film. Finally, Indican pictures, a small independent studio, releases the film for two weeks in five theaters accross the U.S. The band does eventually get a label and cuts a record, but the record sells less than 1,000 copies in six months and they are dropped, at which point they break up rather unceremoniously.

    "Overnight" did definitely make me feel sympathetic to Troy Duffy. Although I don't consider myself a "Boondock Saints" fan, and Duffy and his friends aren't exactly classy, clean-cut guys, I did feel a certain amount of pain seeing this blue-collar guy from Boston who thought he had something big going get continually screwed over by almost every Hollywood establishment. I suppose one might compare Duffy's predicament in "Overnight" to the famous battle between Terry Gilliam and the major studios over the distribution of "Brazil." But the difference is this: Gilliam is a director who started off as a financial success with "Time Bandits" and went on to make some great films, both commercial hits like "12 Monkeys" and movies that were artistically beautiful but tanked at the theater (see "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen"). The only movie Duffy has under his belt, seemingly because of the situation laid out in "Overnight" is "The Boondock Saints," a movie that I was surprised ever got made at all, let alone something that could ever have been optioned by Miramax. "Brazil" was a movie worth fighting for. "Boondock Saints" not so much.


  • Cabins+Woods=Recipe For Disaster

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    The Evil Dead  (1983)

    Evil Dead [Film Series]  Production Year

    Well, I just got back from the sparsely-attended screening of the low-budget indie zombie flick "Dead in the Water," and I have to say: I had a good time, but I'm not sure why. I know cheesy B-movie horror is kind of an art, as displayed by classics like the "Evil Dead" trilogy, but "Dead in the Water" treads a fine line between crappy horror at its schlocky, cliched best and convoluted storytelling at its absolute worst. At times it teeters dangerously into "Mystery Science Theater 3,000" territory.

    As with "Evil Dead," "Dead in the Water" is a story about a group of kids headed up to a picturesque cabin in the woods for a weekend of boyfriend-girlfriend canoodling and general good times. The girls, Jennica (seriously, what kind of name is that?) and Tiffany are sisters whose parents bought the cabin and are supposed to meet the kids there. Of course, nothing goes according to plan, and when it's discovered that there's an army of undead living in the not-so-serene lake, Mom and Dad's grisly fate comes as no surprise. Now it's up to the girls and their boyfriends to get the hell out of "Bumblefuck, Wisconsin" as one character so eloquently puts it, and back to civilization without anyone turning into zombie fodder or, God forbid, bruising relationships, egos and feelings along the way. Riiiggghhht.

    Unlike that ultimate Cabin In The Woods movie, "Dead in the Water" suffers from some serious issues other than a kite-string budget (I know, it's a weird metaphor, but it was the only thing I could think of that was smaller than shoestring. Throw me a bone, here). Bad writing is the major cause of the issues here. There's a complicated and poorly-explained backstory told in ways that don't quite mesh with the characters or the rest of the plot, and director Marc Buhmann might have done well to cut some of the stuff out altogether.

    However, the script does have its moments, and Mike Parrish, playing Joseph in the film, does his darndest to assume Bruce Campbell's throne as a B-movie badass. But this is no "Evil Dead," and try as the filmmakers might, it doesn't even really come close. The difference is creativity. When Sam Raimi made "Evil Dead," it was something that had never been done on that scale before. The way he did the effects in that film were ingenious. All that stop-motion stuff, the tons and tons of karo syrup, the vaseline-and-duct-tape coated camera track that provided those brilliant, lightning-speed shots, that's what made "Evil Dead" what it is. While it's admirable that Buhmann and crew gave it a shot, the result is a movie that's worth watching for pure cheese value. "Dead in the Water" is definitely entertaining, but in what way still remains to be seen and (I think) greatly depends on the person watching it.

  • Italy is for Lovers

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Amélie  (2001)

    I like to think of myself as a diverse movie viewer. I can watch a horror movie, then turn right back around and watch a period drama, followed by a screwball comedy. But there are some genres that I just really get a kick out of. Well-done, inspirational romantic comedies are one. I love movies like "Amelie" and, yes, even "Under the Tuscan Sun" that are light and fun and leave you feeling great. "Agata and the Storm" is one of these movies. Something like a hybrid of "Amelie" and "Waiting to Exhale," it had me grinning from beginning to end.

    The movie centers on the life, relationships and adventures of Agata, a forty-ish bookstore owner in Genoa with a strange ability to make electricity go haywire when she gets emotional. She's seeing Nico, a married man about half her age. Her brother Gustavo recently discovered he was adopted as an infant and appears to have abandoned his family and successful architecture career to find himself and hang out with his biological brother Romeo and his wife. It's all a bit complicated, but oddly enough the varied plot lines all work out. As we get to know Agata and her family, we become more involved and turly begin to care about these sweet, unique and utterly human characters. Romeo's dream of owning a trout farm, Gustavo's search for his father and his true identity and Agata's relationship issues all become terribly involving and engaging the longer the film goes on.

    Most importantly, "Agata and the Storm" has a great playful sense about it. Even the film's dramatic moments (and there are quite a few) aren't much of a downer. The movie, like Agata's spirit, moves on the happy parts of the characters' lives. Everything from the colorful visuals to the characters' quirks to the film's music is very entertaining and lighthearted.

    That isn't to say that there aren't a few problems. There's an awful lot of infidelity going on in the film, and nobody seems to make a big deal out of it. Romeo, especially, seems to have serious problems remaining faithful to his wife, Daria, but when pressed by Agata he states that he knows he's got a problem but brushes it off, saying "I am what I am." Another plotline, involving Agata's estranged 20-year-old daughter, is never resolved, nor really even followed. It would be interesting to see what Agata's daughter would be like, or what she thinks of her mother having an affair with a man 13 years her junior.

    Overall, however, "Agata and the Storm" is good watching. It's the kind of movie you can sit down to watch with your girlfriends and a bowl of fresh popcorn. Or, for that matter, a pint of Ben and Jerry's. It's romantic escapism of the best kind: the kind that wraps you up like a warm blanket and makes you feel like running out into the street afterwards and hugging everyone you meet.


  • "Cool Runnings" plus Canines

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Sun Dogs  (2007)

    After the successful formation of the Jamaican bobsledding team in 1988 and 1992, it only makes sense that the land of sun and sand should turn its attentions to snow once more when it came time to find a new way to give the country a morale boost.

    This time, however, the Jamaicans are using a different kind of sled: one pulled by dogs. "Sun Dogs" is director Andrea Stewart's attempt at following the team's development, through successes and trials, and also an interesting look at Jamaica from a non-tourism perspective.

    While the story is inspiring, and the doggies are downright adorable, I found the description of Jamaica's economic troubles to be one of the film's more interesting points. Despite the tourism and cultural richness of "brand Jamaica," as it's called by one or two of the experts interviewed, there is plenty of poverty in the country, and the government is so deeply in debt that, we are told, they would have to borrow money to fix a pothole.

    In the midst of all this is the Jamaica Dogsled Team, run out of a tourist ranch and bankrolled, in part, by rock star Jimmy Buffett. The dogs come from the local humane society, and are raised and trained on the ranch. It's great to watch the interactions between Devon and Newton, the team's mushers, and their dogs. It's clear they really care about the animals.

    The people and relationships shown in "Sun Dogs" are so endearing, it's easy to care about the film's subjects. There are a few scenes, especially a turning point that I wouldn't want to ruin, that are downright heartbreaking. But the film does end on a hopeful, inspiring note. It's basically just good, lighthearted fun and a good movie for anyone who loves animals, sports or underdog (no pun intended) stories.


  • Bad Parenting 101

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Familia  (2005)

    In the opening shots of "Familia," director Louise Archambault poses an interesting question. When we have children, do we pass on simple genetic traits like hairy knuckles or hitchhiker's thumb? Or does the transfer include pieces of our own personalities?

    If "Familia" had answered these questions, I think it would have been a much more interesting film. Instead, when I had finished watching it, the only question I had (a question that also remained unanswered) was "What the hell is wrong with these people?"

    The movie focuses on the relationships between friends, mothers and daughters. On one end of the spectrum, we have Michele (Sylvie Moreau), a compulsive gambler, and generally irresponsible woman. Her daughter Marguerite (Mylene St-Sauveur) is a fourteen-year-old club kid who thinks herself more streetwise than she truly is. After deciding her boyfriend is being abusive after he accidentally hits her with a car door and refuses to give her any more money to waste on the gambling machines, Michele decides to move to California with Marguerite. Michele's lack of funds ensures that they never get that far, and instead end up staying with Janine (very convincingly played by Macha Grenon), a childhood friend of Michele's.

    Janine is the exact opposite of Michele. She is a successful interior designer with two kids and a mostly-absent husband. Where Michele is charming and lenient (albeit rather leechlike) Janine is frigid and controlling, as evidenced by her failed relationships with her husband and children. Her daughter,  Gabrielle (Juliette Gosselin), is sweet and obedient, but befriending Marguerite gives her the opportunity to break out of her shell, which she does in grand rebellious fashion.

    "Familia" was a hard movie for me to watch. While it does explore the topic of relationships, it's just as much an exercise in Bad Parenting 101. It shows how leniency with a child, or, alternatively, fierce control, can do nothing to help the development of a kid. It was also difficult to like the characters. Both Michele and Janine are almost too flawed to be sympathetic. While I did feel sorry for Janine having to put up with the frustrating and generally obnoxious Michele, her totalitarian view of her family was just as frustrating as any time I saw Michele gambling away her paychecks on slot machines or poker.

    In fact, the best parts of "Familia" come right at the very end, when both the women witness the consequences of their family relationships. While Janine's life falls apart at the seams in a long, downward spiral that ends in some nasty confrontations, Michele learns the necessity of responsibility, and realizes that if she is to save Marguerite from becoming like her, she needs to step up and put just as much importance on her child as on herself.

    As far as the performances go, Macha Grenon's Janine was far and away the most impressive. She really gets the best dramatic scenes, since she's the one who gets to break down and watch the life she's built for herself fall around her. Moreau is good as Michele, but at the end of the movie, it was Grenon's performance that I remembered the most. As much as I really disliked Janine, her situation made me feel for her.

    "Familia" is just as much a drama about the importance of relationships as it is a great example of two very different ways in which a person can screw up their lives and, unfortunately, the lives of their children. The film presents some interesting situations, but it lacks truly sympathetic characters. Had I not wanted to slap the two women nearly every time they made a decision or alienated their kids, I might have enjoyed the movie more. As it was, "Familia" is a movie I watched with gritted teeth.


  • Wondrous Oblivion

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    I was pretty skeptical when I recieved "Wondrous Oblivion" in the mail, looked at the cover, and read the movie's synopsis. At first glance, this seemed like just another after-school special feel good movie. For the most part, it is. The plot is about young David Wiseman (Sam Smith), a jewish boy obsessed who's obsessed with cricket, but doesn't have an ounce of talent. He lives with his family in a white middle-class neighborhood in South London, where they experience a fair share of anti-semitism, especially after their neighbors, the only other jewish family on the block, moves out.

    The neighbors are replaced by the Jamaican Samuels family, headed by Dennis (Delroy Lindo) who wastes no time showing their devotion to the game of cricket by putting up a playing net in their backyard. Acting according to formula, David starts going next door to get coaching from Dennis, much to the dismay of his parents, strikes up a friendship with Dennis' daughter Judy, gains skill in cricket, and eventually brings both families together in friendship in the midst of the racist neighbors.

    "Wondrous Oblivion" is an enjoyable film, one that doesn't require much emotional investment or thought. It's a movie that might best be compared to rice pudding. It's nice, and goes down easy, but it's nothing terribly special. Just by reading the synopsis and looking at the pictures on the back of the DVD case, I could almost tell exactly how the movie would go. "Wondrous Oblivion" didn't really have any aspects I had problems with, but then, there weren't really any distinctive features to begin with, so there weren't any aspects of the film that I found particularly interesting or attention-grabbing. In fact, I might not have minded if there were some point I contested with, since that would mean there was something out of line about this movie, instead of the straightforward, feel-good family piece that it is.

    "Wondrous Oblivion" is a good movie for families to watch together. For film buffs looking for a good piece of cinematic art, however, it is utterly forgettable. It blends into the beige tapestry that is social issue-conscious family-friendly film, along with the myriad "Wonderful World of Disney" special presentation TV movies about the American civil rights movement. Or apartheid. Or the holocaust. Or...well, you get the idea.


  • Clean

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Clean  (2004)

    Witness the rock and roll lifestyle: awesome music, lots of parties, and (of course) lots of drugs. Especially heroin, the drug of choice for great rockers like Iggy Pop and Lou Reed. But while some, like the aforementioned icons, manage to get off the smack, there are plenty that die from it.

    Lee Hauser is one of the unfortunate ones. Early on in "Clean," Lee dies of an overdose, leaving behind a junkie wife, Emily (Maggie Cheung), his parents, Rosemary and Albrecht (Martha Henry and Nick Nolte), a mountain of debts, and a son, Jay (James Dennis) who lives with his grandparents. The movie is about Emily's journey to clean up her act and show Albrecht she is ready to handle the responsibility of caring for the son she barely knows.

    While Lee seems to have been a popular guy in life, Emily is almost universally disliked. Bitchy half of the time and stoned the other, she's not an easy person to get to like. The one person connected with Lee who shows her any kindness is her father in law, Albrecht, who gives Emily the chance to redeem herself for her son and, though wary of her, truly seems to belive that Emily can fix up the mess she's made of her life.

    Nolte gives a solid, surprisingly gentle performance as Albrecht. Watching him, it seemed like he actually felt the emotions he portrayed on screen. Nolte gives Albrecht the kind, caring demeanor he needs and, when faced with the idea of caring for Jay alone, a believable amount of confusion as to what he should do with the boy. Maggie Cheung also acts her part pretty decently. Her Emily seems realistically desperate and, at the end of the film, hopeful.

    I had some major qualms, however, about the structure of the film. The audience is given very few moments with Albrecht, Rosemary and Jay. Like Emily, we hardly know them, and it would be hugely helpful if we did. The relationships within that family, especially between Albrecht and Jay, would be really great if they had been better developed. We also know nothing of Lee's relationship with his parents, or of Lee and Emily's practically non-existent relationship with their son. Jay's reaction to his father's death is very much delayed, and we have no idea how he feels about it until he meets his mother, which is not soon enough. The death of a parent experienced at a young age, especially in the circumstances presented, would have some kind of lasting impact on a child's development, and that is not shown at all. In fact, what little ire Jay does show towards his mother, he manages to shake off after spending one day with her.

    The movie's issues aren't helped by the ending, which is not an ending at all, but merely a cutting-off of the plot. No resolutions are presented, which I thought was unfair. I don't care how unconventional a director wants their film to be, an ending should tie up at least one loose end instead of giving us the promise of a future resolution, followed by a scene that may or may not go anywhere.

    "Clean" is the sort of movie that could be really great, if it were tweaked a little. As is, we are left with half-drawn characters, poorly shown relationships and an ending that leaves the audience dangling. As someone who watches movies for enjoyment, not to be bored for 111 minutes and left hanging, I was more than a little disappointed.


  • You're Gonna Miss Me

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    In the 1960s, Roky Erickson was the frenetic, hugely talented frontman of the 13th Floor Elevators, a band that played a major role in inventing the term "psychedelic rock" and became an inspiration to hugely important artists like Janis Joplin. But, after all the LSD trips, the concerts and the myriad broken relationships, Erickson slowly descended into a nearly-vegetative state, practically unrecognizable as the attractive, bold force of talent he had once been. "You're Gonna Miss Me" is a documentary that chronicles Erickson's long, painful fall, its effects on his family, and one brother's journey to help Roky out of the hole he's made for himself.

    The story of "You're Gonna Miss Me" could have been about any dysfunctional family struggling with one member's mental illness. The struggles and situations depicted could be about any family, anywhere. The fact that it's about a former rock star makes it all the more shocking. We're introduced to Roky Erickson in clips from early performances of the Elevators, where we see a confident, powerful singer backed by an enthusiastic band. The scenes that follow show Erickson in his current state: as a bloated, numb man with rotting teeth and hair matted into a wad at the back of his head. This Roky Erickson mistakes Mr. Potato Heads as balls to throw for his dog, and can't sleep without white noise eminating from five or six different electical appliances. These scenes totally floored me. Looking at Erickson while his old recordings play in the background, it's almost impossible to imagine that this sad lump of a person was ever capable of putting out this great music.

    Roky is taken care of by his mother, Evelyn, who is in scarcely better shape than her son. Evelyn lives in a decrepit house that looks like a yard sale from hell, covered with collages she makes out of cardboard and old photos of herself and her sons. It's clear that Evelyn, who was once a talented singer herself, has always been starved for attention, and Roky is the closest she ever came to getting the amount she wanted. Evelyn is controlling, and refuses to allow Roky medication, or a doctor, despite the constant pleading of her three younger sons, who all have plenty of psychological problems of their own.  Sumner, the youngest of the Erickson boys, ends up taking a particularly active role in his brother's well-being, and ultimately sets Roky back on the road to recovery.

     Although the documentary is pretty strong overall, and remains nicely objective, it does have a few weaknesses. Roky's father Roger only appears very late in the film, and his role in the overall development and eventual falling apart of his family is hardly discussed. What little does come to light made me think that perhaps there was more going on than the audience was being told, which was a little irritating. Also, it might have helped for the documentary to have some form of narrative voice. As it was, there wasn't much perspective, and it felt a little like a very long trailer.

    Through interviews with artists, friends, family and former bandmates, director Kevin McAlester has painted a painful portrait of a burned-out artist that is simultaneously inspiring and deeply depressing. The Elevators and, later, Roky and his backup band, the Aliens, were obviously important in the development of music as we know it today. Without bands like the Elevators, without the advent of psychedelic rock, we might not have half the musical acts we have today. Bands such as the Flaming Lips and Animal Collective owe a huge debt to people like Roky Erickson. To know that such an important person has fallen so far is shocking, unbelievable and sad. It's nice to know that Erickson is back on the way to restoring his mind, but it's doubtful he'll ever be as great as he once was.

     

     


  • Wilby Wonderful

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Empire Falls  (2005)

    Wilby Wonderful  (2004)

    When I recieved "Wilby Wonderful" and read the synopsis, I have to say I was a bit underwhelmed. It just didn't sound that exciting. I started watching the movie, trying to be as open-minded as possible, but really under the impression that I was going to come away bored.

    All I can say is: boy was I wrong. "Wilby Wonderful" is a great movie, full of interesting characters and a setting that almost seems like a character by itself. The movie plays out like a Canadian "Empire Falls" with different plots and subplots that are loosely connected at first, but intertwine more and more as the film goes on.

    The plots directly (and indirectly) center around 24 hours in the island town of Wilby, Nova Scotia, where the local newspaper is planning to publish the names of several townspeople suspected of homosexual acts at the Wilby Watch, a stretch of woods along the island's coastline.

    One of the men afraid of being outed to the community is Dan (James Allodi), whose wife divorced him after he came out of the closet to her. The depressed Dan's frequent attempts at suicide are continually, and comically, interrupted throughout the movie.

    Duck (Callum Keith Rennie) is a painter who stops Dan's first almost-suicide in the opening shots of the film. His concern for Dan causes Duck to follow him around and eventually fall in love with him.

    Dan's realtor Carol (Sandra Oh) is a constantly busy career woman who is not only trying to sell Dan's house, but her late mother-in-law's house as well. She's also taken charge of the town festival, "Wilby Days," and is in a position of power on the merchant's committee. The only thing she isn't successful at is her marriage to Buddy (Paul Gross, of "Slings and Arrows"), which is quickly going down the tubes.

    Buddy is having an affair with Sandra (Rebecca Jenkins), a single mother and prodigal daughter of Wilby, who has returned to manage a diner with her daughter Emily (Ellen Page). Emily has plenty of issues with her mother, as well as a new boyfriend who she likes, but is cautious around.

    Although the movie's various plots take a while to get going, once the movie kicks into high gear, it's a real joy to watch, with each scene leading up to an unexpectedly hilarious climax. Writer/director Daniel MacIvor has created characters and situations that are so realistic they seem as though you've experienced them yourself. I ended up really caring about these characters and, ultimately, even the town. As in real life, this movie takes its time but, overall, is funny, sweet, poignant and thoughtful. For the viewers, the good things in "Wilby Wonderful" come to those who wait.

     


  • Monster Thursday

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Monster Thursday  (2004)

    When you think of surfing, certain images spring to mind: Huge, bright blue waves, guys in swim trunks and girls in bikinis riding the tide into a sandy beach, stoners sitting back and comparing the day's waves. Now, take all that imagery, and transport it to a village in Norway, and you get Monster Thursday, a Scandinavian movie as pretty and inconsistent as the tide itself.

    The movie starts with a young man, Even, attending the wedding of his friend Tord to the pregnant Karen, whom Even has always loved. Briefly after the wedding, Tord takes off on a business trip to Singapore for a couple of weeks, leaving his new wife in Even's care. Even decides to take the opportunity to win Karen over, and enters a local surfing competition, even though he has no knowledge of the sport. With the help of his friend Beckstrom, meterologist Sara and local surfing guru Skipper, Even gradually starts to grow from a frustrated novice to a shaky but capable wave rider. All this while trying to put the moves on the already taken girl of his dreams.

    Director Arild Ostin Ommundsen is to be commended for his attempt to take the usually bright, sunny ideas and archetypes of surfing and transfer it to a landscape that is the polar opposite. In the liner notes of the DVD, Ommundsen states that he wanted to keep the plot and characters usually associated with sports movies like "Rocky" or "The Karate Kid" and make it relevant to Scandanavia, which he manages to do pretty well. Beckstrom, the encouraging best friend character, is a classic second banana: funny, positive and helpful, if somewhat bumbling. Skipper is a typical mentor: driven and encouraging, but with something of a bitter past. Tord, the antagonist of the film, isn't the sneering, cocky expert one might expect to find in movies associated with competition (he's absent for most of the film) but his position provides a good foil for Even, our hero, to work against.

    The movie is also beautifully shot. Ommundsen and crew did the most that they could to squeeze every drop of color out of the drab Norwegian landscape. He takes a countryside that consists of various shades of gray, black and blue and somehow manages to make it look appealing. By the end of the movie, I almost wanted to go there myself.

    Where Monster Thursday fails, however, and fails spectacularly, is in the storytelling. The plot moves at a snail's pace. The first half of the film seems like a collection of random scenes that barely make sense. I wonder if the relevance between the different dialogue, actions and situations were lost in translation, or the cutting room floor, or if they were even there to begin with. It makes the movie very hard to follow, and harder for the audience to get into the characters presented to us. Karen, the pregnant young wife, seems whiny, indecisive and weak. I had to wonder just what it was about her (other than her looks) that Even found so appealing. The end of the film cuts between the present and the past without warning, so it takes a moment to adjust. The film's end is suitably subtle and visually impressive, with Even riding a huge "monster" wave in the middle of a thunderstorm, but it's a long way to the payoff, such a long way as to wonder whether it was worth the trouble in the first place.


  • Human Comedy

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Henry Fool  (1997)

    I watched "Henry Fool" after hearing about the release of the movie's sequel, "Fay Grim." I was intrigued, but realized that I should probably watch the original film first. I really didn't know what to expect. I find indie movies can be a bit of a hodgepodge. I think I expected that the movie would be a bit dull.

    Far from it. "Henry Fool" is one of the best movies I've seen in recent months. It's a really charming story about ordinary people thrown into extraordinary circumstances, with plenty of comedy and thoughtful drama along the way.

    The story has to do with Simon Grim (James Urbaniak), a garbageman who lives at home with his depressed mother and somewhat promiscuous sister, Fay (Parker Posey). Into their life walks Henry Fool (Thomas Jay Ryan), a mysterious writer with a past so checkered it could be used as a chess board. Henry brings with him a set of notebooks, which he claims are his "confessions," a set of memoirs he wants to publish one day.

    At Henry's urging, Simon starts writing down thoughts in his own notebook, which eventually becomes a book-length poem. After Henry discovers Simon's work and finds it to be a masterpiece, the meek Simon starts gaining attention both locally and nationally, while events at home grow increasingly tumultuous.

    A big part of what makes this movie so great is the title character. Henry is basically Simon's mentor, teaching him proper spelling and grammar, and inspiring him to write. However, unlike many movie mentors, who seem pretty much infallible, or on some kind of moral high ground, Henry is a deeply flawed individual. An alcoholic, womanizer and foul-mouthed literary snob, he's almost an anti-mentor. Yet, somehow, like the characters in the movie, we really like him. Possibly the sweetest moment in the film comes when Mr. Deng, the owner of the convenience store where Henry and Simon hang out, recognizes Henry's alcohol problem and refuses to sell him any more beer. He opts instead to give him espressos. This turns out not to be such a good idea, but really it's the thought that counts.

    Every character in this movie, even the morally questionable ones, are all terribly likeable. Simon's awkward introversion and hidden intelligence, Fay's pride in her brother and even Henry's utter fallibility made the main characters feel kind of like old friends. Even the supporting characters, like Mr. Deng and his daughter, and the priest who wants to save Henry from himself were totally endearing. These were all people I enjoyed watching, and I'm sure I'd still enjoy watching them after a hundred viewings.

  • Where's the beef?

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    Hollywoodland  (2006)

    "Hollywoodland" is a movie with a good atmosphere, based on an interesting premise: did "Superman" star George Reeves really commit suicide? Or, as circumstances seem to suggest, was there more going on behind the scenes than we thought?

    The movie sets out to be a kind of hollywood-noir in the style of movies like "L.A. Confidential," and it works, up to a point. We are presented with a likeable, if somewhat troubled hero (Adrien Brody), suitable bad guys, led by Bob Hoskins as a bullying studio chief. But, unfortunately, "Hollywoodland" is a movie that should have stopped about 45 minutes before the actual, wholly unsatisfying ending. There is a point in the movie, and by a strange coincidence, I think it was also at the point where I lost feeling in my hindquarters, that I stopped feeling sympathetic towards Brody's private detective, Louis Simo. Three-quarters of the way through the film, Simo becomes obsessed with the Reeves case, which seems to be going nowhere. Simo gets so into the circumstances surrounding Reeves' death that his character stops caring about the people around him, and it's at this point that he gets really hard to like.

    My other beef with this movie was the ending. I waited two hours (maybe more) for a conclusion that was not really a conclusion, but a cop-out. As Robert W. Butler, one of my favorite film critics, likes to say: If I'm going to be forced to stay in the seat until my butt goes numb, I'd better get some payoff. When I left the theater, I couldn't help but think "So what was the point of all that?" 

  • Totally Beautiful

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful. [What do you think?]
    Under discussion:

    Miss Potter  (2006)

    Watching movies is often a luck-of-the-draw process. If you're just picking movies at random that you think look good, but have no real knowledge of, you never know what you're going to end up with. This is usually how I do my Friday-night movie picking. I just look around for something I think will interest me, watch it, and see what happens. The quality of the movies vary. Some are awful. Some are pretty good. Some are really good. Once in a rare while, however, I'll stumble on a movie that is truly great, a cinematic gem that illuminates the viewer from the inside out, and just makes me feel wonderful for the rest of the day. I'm delighted to say that "Miss Potter" is one of those movies.

    The movie is a biopic of children's author Beatrix Potter (played by Renee Zellweger), who at 32 was living in late Victorian London, still residing with her disapproving parents. The film follows the publishing of Potter's first book, "The Tale of Peter Rabbit" through her move to the Lake District and the purchase of Hilltop Farm, the farm that now serves as a tourist attraction and museum of Potter's life.

    This movie is darling, probably one of the most beautiful films I've seen this year. Beatrix Potter's relationships with her fictional characters, and with her real-life friends and family, are lovingly drawn. In fact, some of the drawings even come to life briefly, providing magical interactions between the author and her creations. The film's romance between Potter and her publisher, Norman Warne (Ewan McGregor) is equally sweet and heartbreaking. Characters like Warne, his feminist sister Millie (Emily Watson) and Potter's mother (Barbara Flynn) are all quite realistic and great fun to watch.

    Even more amazing is the scenery, especially in the Lake District, where the Potter family spent their summers, and where Beatrix eventually settled down. It's a great example of how amazingly green, hilly and pretty the English countryside is. This movie made me want to pack up, catch the next plane across the Atlantic, and move there.

    "Miss Potter" will probably not recieve the attention it deserves, seeing as it
    only came out in limited release, and has not recieved much fanfare on DVD. This is a shame. This heartwarming, inspiring movie belongs among the pantheon of great underrated films set in England, next to "the Secret Garden" and "Fairy Tale." If you want a movie that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, "Miss Potter" is just what the doctor ordered.

 

Like what you're reading?

Subscribe
Search
  Go