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  • Selfish bedtime stories

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    Bedtime Stories (2008, Adam Shankman, USA) **1/2

                Cinema explores the ways in which fiction and life interact to the point of cliché. That is not to say that this theme is not worth exploring. Many movies (Stranger than Fiction), and many kid's movies use the theme in a charming and profound way (My favorite of these kids movies are Labyrinth and Spirited Away). But so many kids' movies use this theme (like Enchanted, The Never Ending Story, A Kid in King Arthur's Court) that I groaned at the idea of another one. I hoped that Bedtime Stories wouldn't be as bad as the most basic exploration of this theme, the dream wakeup twist. The idea of "It's not real, it's all a dream. Or is it…" The dream wakeup shows that fantasy does have real effects, but who cares? Obviously I came into the movie with very low expectations. I expected the to see the simple idea that stories have an effect on real life and real life shapes stories. And that essentially is the story of the movie. But the characters defy the conventions of the theme in such a way as to make this movie worth watching.

                Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) is an atypically selfish person for the hero of a fairy tale. While babysitting as a favor for his sister, Skeeter quickly finds out that his niece and nephew have prophetic imaginations. When together the three create a bedtime story, mysteriously the story manifests the next day into a real life equivalent. And Skeeter, being a selfish person, immediately realizes the many ways he can use this for his personal advantage. For the rest of the movie, Skeeter tries to manipulate the kids into writing the perfect scenario for his life- where he's the hero who gets the girl (Jill, played by Keri Russell), beats the enemy (Kendall, played by Guy Pierce), saves the town, pleases his boss (Barry Nottingham, played by Richard Griffiths), and gets his dream job (running a hotel) so that he lives happily ever after. Even when the kids write a bad ending for him, he doesn't tell them their powers and enlist their help. He instead tries to counteract their ending through means of his own (and by making himself fireproof).

                Skeeter's best friend Mickey (Russell Brand) graces us with a unique kind of stupidity. He is not the same kind of stupid as Lloyd Christmas, Peter Griffith, or Billy Madison though he has the same IQ. Brand works with standard material (like the joke that he's too stupid to read) and makes his own brand (haha) of hilarity. Maybe it's because he looks like a European snob that his stupidity is so refreshing. Mickey has an ineffable magic worthy of a comedic starring role. He immensely adds to the enjoyment of the movie.

                Bedtime Stories ends in cliché fashion of happily ever after. Skeeter, however, is rewarded for his selfishness. What kind of moral is that? Skeeter gets everything he wants from life because he manipulated others and decided to use the kids magic on himself instead of trying to do something noble like save the world or end poverty (which he easily could have done). This at least gives the movie some dimension and brings it a little closer to life, which is what it intended to do all along.


  • It is written to manipulate

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    Slumdog Millionaire (2008, Danny Boyle, USA/UK) zero stars

    The movie opens with a device it will use to tell the rest of the story- a question followed by a very pointed yet mystical explanation of how Jamal will succeed. Jamal is one question away from winning 20 million rupees. How did he do it? A. He cheated. B. He’s lucky. C. He’s a genius. D. It is destiny. It is written. And that is half of the problem. Jamal’s life has a predetermined outcome calculated by the filmmaker to meet the desires of a hopeful audience. 

    Police kidnap Jamal (they suspect him of cheating on game show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) and torture him in order to elicit a confession. Torture methods of our innocent victim include beating, suspension by the arms, and electrocution. From this moment the audience naturally sympathizes with innocent hero. Jamal maintains that you don't have to be a genius to know the answers to those questions. Intrigued at this slumdog's stubbornness, the authorities agree to listen to an explanation, question by question, of how Jamal knows the answers.  This device allows the movie to explore Jamal's life, providing insight into his character and setting up the love story.

    Jamal explains situation after situation where he is the victim of some horrible atrocity (like having to jump in excrement because of his brother, having his mother's head bashed in before his eyes, him inches away from being blinded by an orphan collector, leaving his love in the hands of this horrible man, being threatened at gunpoint by his brother, and finally his brother raping the love of his life Lakita (she agrees so that Salim wont kill Jamal)).  Each one of these atrocities explains how he knew the answer to the game show questions. Unfortunately, he did not learn a single thing at school (the final question asks about The Three Musketeers, a book he was supposed to read). Fortunately, his life “is written".

    We learn that we are dealing with a saint. Everything Jamal says is true. Here is a person who never inflicts harm on others. A person who is always innocent but always suffers. Even being on the show tortures Jamal for he must relive these horrible events. Because of his propensity for truth, the police come to believe what we knew from the beginning, Jamal is innocent.

    But memory is a funny thing. Memory, even the memory of saints, fails. What human can possibly relate the story of his/her life objectively? No human I know.  No Holden Caulfield. No Guido. Not even me. However, the movie believes sincerely that Jamal is a completely reliable narrator and asks us to believe the same. This is how we know that the story is told by device, not person. Even a person who is truthful to a fault will tell his or her story unfaithfully. If the movie wants to give us a character, shouldn't it allow him to fail?

    Jamal is infallible therefore he lacks human dimension. The movie tries to avoid this by saying that he is human but a mystical hand guides him to success. This touch of magic harms what could have been really beautiful about the movie- the love story. Again the movie relies on techniques, this time it’s a technique that continually separates Jamal and Latika to make their love seem urgent and to force magic into their final reunion. Because of Jamal’s magical destiny he finds Latika immediately every time he looks for her. In Mumbai, with 19 million people (as his brother Salim points out) Jamal finds Latika in less than thirty minutes. He asks one person and then there she is, waiting to run to Jamal. Yes, the story was written that way.

    However, Jamal must win Latika. It seems that her heart knows money and security offer happiness. She refuses to run away with Jamal out of love even if it means suffering abuse from a rich misogynist. Jamal must win 20 million rupees to win her heart. The problem is that true love doesn’t love money; it loves the person. If the movie wanted genuine romance, it should have (SPOILER) allowed Jamal to loose the 20 million rupees but win the priceless prize of love. Then love will have its victory. Instead, we have reason to doubt Latika’s love. Why wouldn’t she run away with a rich friend who loves her, who she’s known all her life, and who will not beat her under any circumstance? Any woman like her would choose Jamal over an abusive millionaire.

    It has been written that "Slumdog Millionaire is the film world's first globalized masterpiece" (Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal). It seems that some critics completely overlook the facts. Though there are many internationally known movies like Modern Times, La Strada, Titanic, I guess that Danny Boyle is the only filmmaker with an internationally recognized "masterpiece". Kenneth Turan of the Los Angeles Times described it as "a Hollywood-style romantic melodrama that delivers major studio satisfactions in an ultra-modern way". Yes, every section does feature at least one club song in its entirety from ultra-modern artists such as M.I.A. "The film uses dazzling cinematography, breathless editing, driving music and headlong momentum to explode with narrative force, stirring in a romance at the same time" (Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times).  The characters do spend most of their time running. McCarthy concluded, "As drama and as a look at a country increasingly entering the world spotlight, Slumdog Millionaire is a vital piece of work by an outsider who's clearly connected with the place".  How? By making a movie about it? (as my friend Ryan said). 

    As the movie readily admits "It is written”, written to manipulate this response from its audience.

     


  • Cruise so powerful he intimidates Hitler!

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    Valkyrie  (2008)

    Valkyrie (2008, USA, Brian Singer) **

    Clearly, there is something entertaining about trying to kill the world’s best movie villain- Hitler, leader of the (dare I say?) NAZIS!!! Yes, the same Nazi’s that grace Indiana Jones. And now in Valkyrie American icon Tom Cruise plays Claus von Stauffenberg- a Nazi who attempts to assassinate Hitler.  Fortunately, Stauffenberg is not the villain Nazi we American’s know so well. He is the leader of American dreams- our dreams to stop an unstoppable evil force.  Stauffenberg’s mission then is to show American’s that, contrary to what the movies tell us, not all Germans are evil Jew killing Nazis. 

    Cruise reprises his iconic role as a confident to the point of arrogant, unswerving individual, headstrong hero (as best seen in Top Gun and Mission Impossible). The historical Stauffenberg tells a fellow conspirator in their first meeting "Let's be blunt, I am committing high treason with all my might and main...." Such boldness from the historical person gives a fair clue into the (slightly odd) casting choice of Cruise as a German Nazi (Who thought Cruise could convincingly portray a German?). Though Cruise will always be American, his strength as Stauffenberg is this shared confidence in themselves and in their missions.  Cruise’s natural intensity on screen fits the character needed to assassinate the ultimate villain.

    Only in this movie, Cruise is so powerful that he intimidates Hitler.  What kind of villain is this Hitler? This pale, meek Hitler bends at the knee at the sight of Cruise then lavishes him with the highest praise. This Hitler loves Cruise so much that he jumps at the chance to sign any document Cruise brings him. This trust seems most inspired by worship. Cruise has all the power but unfortunately, Hitler has all the luck.

    Luck, the element Gen. Ludwig Beck  (Terrence Stamp) warns Stauffenberg of when he reminds, “Nothing ever goes according to plan”.  Why is it that the gods seem to be on the side of evil? How could God protect the man who most deserves to die? These men have done all that’s humanly possible to do what’s right and yet they fail. However, because of the form of the movie, this tragedy is overlooked.  

    Bryan Singer transforms history into a heist movie (of the conspiracy thriller kind). As typical of heist movies, Valkyrie has a three-act plot. In the first act the team comes together, the originators find their main conspirator Stauffenberg, and together they begin preparations for the coup. In heist fashion, the movie explains the type of bomb being used, explores the details of the room where the bomb will be detonated, and emphasizes the danger and shortage of time they will have to complete the assassination plot and initiate Operation Valkyrie. In the second act, Cruise plays mission impossible.  He carries out the plan and puts Operation Valkyrie into effect. In the third act, things go wrong. Hopefully people know that Hitler does not die (he poisoned and shot himself). Though life does not go according to plan, Stauffenberg heroically proclaims, “Long live our Holy Germany!”.

    The heist movie formula does not support tragedy because characters are traded for plot details. Character motivations are lost. The movie never explores why a member of Hitler’s party would turn on his leader? What conflicts would Stauffenberg have in putting his family at risk? Why is this mission so essential to their moral fiber? And the tragedy of the failed mission is not felt. Why was Hitler so lucky? Is there any justice in the world?

    Most people know how Hitler died and so there is no suspense. Bryan Singer creates a false suspense by only revealing what Stauffenberg and the other conspirators’ think happened to Hitler, but we already know what they don’t. In the end, Singer tries to heighten the suspense but he should have heighted the sense of tragedy.  

     


  • Changeling (2008, Clint Eastwood, USA) **

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    Changeling  (2008)

                Clint Eastwood characters are like Sarah Palin saying repeatedly in the vice presidential debate that we need to stop the greed and corruption on Wall Street. What she says is correct but one gets the feeling that she has no sophisticated understanding of the matter and no plan of attack (she lacks abstract thought). She correctly identifies an evil but simplifies it to a sound bite. In the same manner, Clint Eastwood portrays the corrupt LAPD as evil (which they may very well be) but reduces humans to flat charactures. Clint Eastwood in his simplistic manner says that the police force is corrupt and that we need to stop them. Is the matter really so black and white? Do all the people on the police force really have no soul? Is every action an act of pure evil? People and evil are more complex then Eastwood’s conception. This is an oversight that is an injustice to people and to evil. The rest of the movie follows this simplicity but does manage to have a few worthwhile moments.

    Changeling first establishes how much Christine Collins (Angelina Jolie) loves her son. When her son mysteriously disappears, Christine suffers injustice after injustice. First the corrupt LAPD deliver the wrong son. When she goes public with the news, pure evil Captain J. J. Jones (Jeffrey Donovan) throws her into a mental institution to shut her up. Next come the shocking details of the child murderer in order to manipulate the audience to feel further sympathy. There is a turn of events thanks to Rev. Gustav Briegleb (John Malkovich). Christine and the Reverend proceed to right all the injustice. They expel the corrupt police force. They liberate the women in the mental hospital (who are wrongfully there because of the more police cruelty). They see that the child murderer receives the death penalty. And they continue to search for her lost son. To be sure, Christine never shy’s away from her responsibility (a running theme in the movie).

    The one mature decision Clint Eastwood makes during the movie (that is to say a non-manipulative, unexpected move that helps the story) comes when Christine visits the child murderer Gordon Northcott (Jason Butler Harner) the day before his execution. Everyone expects the murderer to admit that he killed Walter so that Christine can have some closure in her life. When he doesn’t tell her in the interview everyone expects him to shout it from the platform seconds before his hanging. Instead he takes his secret to the grave. This silence fits the character and allows the movie to continue because though unresolved, Christine now has hope.

    Harner gives a great performance. As a villain he manages to be creepy but almost too mentally off to hate. In his own strange way he is charming (even though we saw him viciously hacking child to death). He has a strange innocence even in his guilt.

    By the second half of the movie, I had such low expectations that any ending other than Walter Collins (Christine’s son) running into his mother’s arms in slow motion would be appreciated. I think I can say safely that most people expect this saccharine ending, which makes the way Eastwood actually ends the movie quite clever. It’s not a good ending, it’s a Hollywood ending but it does enough so that critics don’t turn their heads and moan and it gives the general audience the sweetness they desire. It also preserves some mystery about the case, gives Christine hope, and at least paints Walter Collins as a hero (someone Christine can be proud of). The end delivers the expectations while preserving tragedy. This ending shows a great understanding of audience and critics. Eastwood knows how to play the game. This understanding of the politics of filmmaking and his wonderful personality are (what I believe) the reason for his acclaim (aside from his one great movie Unforgiven where he rightfully deserves praise). 


  • Basquiat (1996, Julian Schnabel, USA) ½

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               From a quick online inquiry into his artwork it seems that Julian Schnabel is not as much of a screw up as a painter as he is as a filmmaker. I have now seen two of his abysmal films, the first being The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (an utter abomination) that earned Julian Schnabel a best director nomination at the 2007 Academy Awards (of course the academy likes his pretentious dribble). The second miserable film of his I had the displeasure of watching is Basquiat, a biopic about contemporary (and possible friend) Jean-Michel Basquiat.

                I read on wikipedia that Basquiat had regular art showings with Julian Schnabel. This leads me to believe that Schnabel knew the man and could at least provide some insight into his art, his mind, his mannerisms, something, in his movie. Unfortunately, Schnabel is a terrible filmmaker and in this case, maybe a terrible observer of humanity. He portrays Basquiat as a hollow, lackluster shell of a human being. Actor Jeffrey Wright gives an empty performance marked only by his strained facial features and painful following-the-motions mannerisms of conflicted genius. Schnabel assumes Basquiat is a genius without ever giving the audience a reason to agree. The first we are told about Basquiat is that he likes to damage other people’s property with his not so impressive graffiti (but he can do this because he is such a genius). Then he goes into a restaurant and pours syrup onto the table and draws a picture of the waitress face. She is so charmed that she immediately gives him her number then jumps into bed with him. These are the first signs of an obnoxious indie movie. Then in a Wes Anderson dismay, Basquiat despondently walks around the city to the tunes of songs telling his dejected mood (some of which are good, like Bowie’s “A Small Plot of Land”). Toward the end of the movie, Basquiat walks around the city to three different songs, back to back. Finally as the songs find liberation, so does Basquiat. The movie ends with a pretentious story about a king who shares beauty with the world while trapped in a tower, just like Basquiat.

                After reading a short biography about Julian Schnabel it seems that Basquiat is as much of an autobiography as a biography.  Schnabel, like Basquiat, had a quick rise to popularity seemingly from out of nowhere. (You can read this short biography at http://www.leninimports.com/julian_schnabel.html). Schnabel had a charismatic and eccentric personality (we could only wish that the character Basquiat have some charisma). But the most impressive thing about Schnabel is his paintings. And the most impressive thing about the movie are the paintings, all of which Schnabel created (“since rights to Basquiat's work were not granted to the filmmakers by the artist's estate” Allmovie.com). The paintings are what give the character Basquiat respect but this is ultimately a respect for Schnabel’s work. So isn’t this movie more of a celebration of Schnabel’s genius than Basquiat’s? Well, it’s a poor celebration at that. So much for stroking your own ego.

                This is a movie by an insider of the New York art scene in the 1980’s that doesn’t seem to have an idea about that world. Maybe Schnabel did too many drugs to know what was going on in the world around him. Despite the fact that this is an insiders view, the movie tells us nothing of interest. It is a sub-standard biopic because in Basquiat not even the acting is good and the plot is certainly not entertaining. The only thing that saves this movie from zero stars is David Bowie as Andy Warhol. Bowie does a convincing job and is as always entertaining to watch.

                Julain Schnabel should stick to his paintings. Only in those does he find some sort of artistry.

    Portrait of Andy Warhol (1982)

    http://www.moca-la.org/museum/pc_media_viewer.php?acsnum=85.82&dim=600px

    http://www.moca-la.org/museum/pc_media_viewer.php?acsnum=85.83&dim=600px

     


  • 36 Fillette (1988, Catherina Breillat, France) ***

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                 I grew up in a puritanical household so at fourteen, I had no concept of sexuality except as an evil that tempts women to defile their bodies. Sexuality has always been used by others to suppress women or used by women as liberation. I was plagued with guilt whenever an unwholesome sexual thought entered my fourteen-year-old head. I even believed that fantasizing about kissing a boy was damnable. 

                This movie is about a girl who is much more aware of reality, society, and sexuality than I was at her age. She is somehow by the age of fourteen liberated, socially free, much more like my sister then myself. I followed all the rules. I trusted adults when they said that this or that was bad and that I shouldn’t do it. I never had stage of rebellion (as a teenager). Maybe I’m more of a rebel these days. I am going to marry a wonderful heathen who I now live unlawfully with.

                Then again, I had my own reasons for abstinence. I’m a romantic who wants an intimate bond with the love of my life. Yes, I want to be fully devoted to one person. And at the age of fourteen, I knew that I do not want to have children. These things kept my mind away from sex and showed an independence of my own.

                The protagonist of 36 Fillette, a fourteen-year-old Lili (Delphine Zentout) knows what I never did, her powers as a woman. She longs to be free even at her young age. She is feisty, manipulative, vulnerable, and innocent. Our coquette Lili entices middle-aged Maurice (Etienne Chicot) who clearly has had his fare share of women. He knows the tricks of the game. When Lili jumps out of his car and threatens to find a better time elsewhere he (mocking the situation) asks her “Did I not pay enough attention to you?” He lets her go her own way after asking her for a date later that night. Ignore her just a little and she’ll want him even more.

                She wants to have sex because she wants to be free of this first boundary to womanhood. But she asserts her independence and proves a challenge to get into bed. Maurice must play the full game. He has to listen to her, talk to her, buy her gifts, promise to see her even if it means driving all night from a far away business trip. He has to go through the motions to make this first time seem meaningful to her. She conquers him even as he conquers her.

                Lili cries in her bed after a long night with Maurice- a night where she almost willfully lets him rape her. She cries for confusion, loss of youth, and then mostly, her inability to have sex. She is a virgin who wants mostly to loose her virginity. Being so young, she is at risk of being condemned as a slut. Men don’t face the same condemnation.

                Lili’s inexperience in the bedroom eventually turns Maurice off. A woman finds her distraught in the hotel bed and tries to comfort her. The woman condemns Maurice but Lili is only upset at herself. She knows that Maurice did not take advantage of her. She tried to use him to find her own freedom and could not deliver. Lili calls the woman a bitch for her ignorance.

                Lili immediately seduces another young man to have sex with her. This time she looses her virginity. When the young man asks her how his performance was she replies “It’s never good the first time”. From this point on she can look forward to more pleasurable encounters.

                A coy smile at the end of the movie shows that she has conquered man and at least views herself as triumphant- not a trace of guilt to be found.

                The movie offers a fresh view of women’s sexuality. Of course fourteen is a little young, but Lili is fully aware of what she is doing and of the potential consequences of her actions (ex. Getting pregnant). Breillat at least gives Lili a voice and an admirable independence even though the subject matter is difficult. The movie does not advocate sex at a young age, but it does demand that women be free to use sex as they like, not as how men see fit. The movie allows women to think about their sexuality. This is a freedom I never knew.

     


  • A Plastic Face the only Human Part

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    Get Smart (2008, Peter Segal, USA) *

    Anne Hathaway began her movie career as the ugly duckling in The Princess Diaries (2001). But as we know, the ugly duckling turns into the most beautiful swan. And Presto! A little bit of makeup and beauty coaching completes her transformation. A darling new woman appears on screen and even snags her prince charming. In 2006, Hathaway co-starred in The Devil Wears Prada playing an unfashionable assistant who transforms into savvy fashion queen. That same year she was named one of the 50 most beautiful people by People magazine. But in life did something strange happen to Anne Hathaway's innocent face? Did she feel the need to undergo a real transformation? Don't her lips seem to crinkle in the most unnatural way? There have been rumors of plastic surgery though none have been confirmed (to my knowledge).

    In her latest movie Get Smart, Hathaway disguised as Agent 99 discusses her (rumored) plastic surgery. In the self-proclaimed most honest part of the movie (Maxwell Smart played by Steve Carell coaxes the truth from Agent 99). Agent 99 confesses that she used to look like her mother and that she regrets having lost that unique feature. This true moment comes out in the most artificial way because the movie is completely devoid of human nature and incapable of inspired human interaction. In Get Smart, Agent 99 underwent a complete cosmetic makeover because her identity was compromised on a mission. And in the process, she took a few years off her face. Now the agent uses her face to complete her missions. She escapes death by kissing a terrorist (who plummets to earth). She seduces evil Russian Ladislas Krstic to gather necessary information. The actresses' looks are constantly referenced. At dinner, Agent 99 remarks on how it seems she can eat all the carbs she wants without worry because she never seems to get fat. Maxwell Smart creates the funniest part of the movie (or the only funny part) when he consciously mimics Agent 99's kiss tactic in order to throw the enemy off guard.

    Hathaway's career is marked by an obsession with beauty. This is not unique. Most women, especially actresses, feel the pressure to be beautiful. And fortunately for her, many people think she is beautiful (even if her most sexy role is Agent 99 who had complete facial surgery). As Agent 99, every character in Get Smart finds her attractive regardless of her artificial face. The characters accept her altered face the way the audience accepts her new look for this movie. The characters believe that the face she has is the real Agent 99. And that artificial face does belong to her. So what's all this talk of plastic surgery about? Hathaway denies having plastic surgery but in an interview with the Herold Sun she reveals that “When I was growing up, I wanted a nose job because I just didn’t think my nose was good. Now I feel like it’s [acting] what lets me change my face a lot".

    Isn't acting a little bit like plastic surgery? She changes her face to fit the demands of the audience. And that is the kind of surgery she is talking about through her character Agent 99. In the same interview, Hathaway exclaims, "I can be glamorous as Agent 99, but I’ve just made a movie with Jonathan Demme where I play a recovering drug addict and I look really rough". The face of an actress is always altered to the movie. So in a strange way, Get Smart touches on an issue directly related to Hathaway's life. Unfortunately, the connection is a little too vague and there are no other human parts in the movie.

    In many ways, Get Smart is like The Love Guru. The comparisons wrote themselves. These two miserable comedies opened on the same day, inviting the fight to the death competition. The Love Guru died though Get Smart is just as dead boring. The Love Guru offended many of the Roger Ebert type with its juvenile penis and defecation jokes. If this sounds promising, its a facade. Mike Meyers regurgitates his old persona's into a careless plot with mind rotting results. Get Smart suffers from the same insipid nature. In Get Smart, the audience was so starved for jokes that they laughed hysterically when Maxwell slams into a wall and exclaims, "missed it by that much!" (a joke we've all seen a mission times in the trailer). The plot of Get Smart is a rehash of action movies like Mission Impossible and the James Bond series, which could provide fertile ground for a comedy. Unfortunately, the movie includes the never-been-done-before parody of Entrapment where the characters seductively weave their bodies through a web of lasers (obviously a hilarious joke). Terrence Stamp plays an unoriginal villain (one bent on destroying the world). Of course the love story is weak, but at least Hathaway is more than a stupid sex toy existing only to sleep with like Jessica Alba (and she always plays this insult to womanhood). The jokes are so stale that both movies fail even to be escapist entertainment. Instead we realize how miserable we are for having nothing better to do than sit through these blunders of cinema.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • "Are you two Gay?" "Nooo... YES!!!"

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    A Night at the Roxbury (1998, John Fortenberry, USA) **

    This is the most unintentionally gay movie I have ever seen. I know that Doug (Chris Kattan) and Steve Butabi (Will Ferrell) are brothers in the movie but everyone knows that they aren't brothers in real life. I know, I know, movies require a suspension of disbelief. But the characters act less like brothers and more life lovers to remember that they are supposedly siblings.

    So you want examples of their gayness? They sleep in the same room on silk sheets in leopard print underwear. Steve wakes up Doug with a twisler and the eats it. They wear matching (flamboyant) outfits. They keep disco balls in their bedroom. They listen to the Bee Gee's while strutting down the street. They work out together in spandex outfits (and Steve allows the equally queer trainer to feel his pecks). Both Doug and Steve are virgins (because they are so in tune with each other that they cannot interact with women). Doug is extremely jealous when Emily tries to steal Steve away. Doug ruins Steve's wedding by holding a boom box high above his head (a Say Anything move- clearly an act of trying to get back together with your girlfriend (or boyfriend)) blasting Haddaway's "What is love?" (I might add that this is the only hilarious part of the movie). Steve is so in love with Doug that he leaves Emily at the alter. He's not ready to give up with "brother" (is it strange that they never fight?). All Steve and Doug like to do is dance like animals in-sync on the dance floor.

    I like that the movie is secretly gay but it should have been more aware of itself. The movie tries to be about two awkward guys who think they are cool enough to score with hot women. As a result, there are many scenes that unconvincingly try to show that these guys are into women. When Emily has sex with Steve, he does enjoy it until she gets passionate and then he looses interest (gay? yes). When two gold diggers seduce the brothers they keep telling their one-liners and try to figure out what the other one is doing. The girls have a hard time keeping these brothers apart. The movie becomes a mediocre success story of two ignorant club junkies. These not-being-able-to-get-a-woman jokes fall flat because these guys are so clearly gay. When will the wake up to that fact? The movie acknowledges that they are unaware of themselves but still insists that they are straight. Come on Hollywood; let these two out of the closet. The movie tries so hard to mask their gayness. But they're not fooling anyone. The real comedy lies locked away behind the mask of straightness.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Wall-E Destroys Mankind!

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    Wall-E (2008, Andrew Stanton, USA) **1/2

                Be warned: humans grow fatter by the day by consuming fast food in a cup, the earth is in a state of decay, trash lines the cities, and robots- well robots are more cute and cuddly than ever (except…). EXCEPT the evil Hal robot (ok, so the computers name isn’t Hal, but it looks like Hal) bent on destroying man. It must want humans to get fat and it definitely does not want humans to return to earth. But why not? Earth is the universe’s biggest junkyard thanks to the humans’ carelessness (which presumably sent them up into space in the first place). But I guess evil Hal knows that complacent, fat humans are better than environmentally conscious ones. And good thing this Hal does not have a brain, because if it did it would know that letting fat humans who barely have a bone structure because of extreme decay (so much so that they can barely walk) and who think that pizzas grow on trees wouldn’t survive a day on the barren waste filled earth. Or maybe this evil Hal likes the human’s and wants them to survive, even if it means they live in The Brave New World.

    The mission? For humans to return to earth- for after 3,500 years the earth’s atmosphere is finally able to support life, again. But Hal cannot let them complete the mission. Thank goodness for the anthropomorphic robots Wall-E and Eve.

     

    Aren’t they adorable?

    They can get the plant to the center of the spaceship so that humans can return home. Too bad these intelligent, capable, and loveable robots do not realize that earth for these pathetic humans is a death trap. The humans on the ship may envision earth as a utopia but they are unaware of the death and struggle that awaits them on earth. Without their food in a cup (their soma) how will they live? Food does not grow in a matter of days unlike the cheerful ending implies. No one realizes the utter destruction that the darling robots Wall-E and Eve unknowingly inflict upon these bestial humans. I would say even the creators at Pixar did not think that their safe, family friendly entertainment would secretly be the end of mankind. But now they have been warned, even the cutest robots reap destruction.

                Is this evil what unknowingly happens when a movie tries to be the family friendly 2001: A Space Odyssey? Let’s face it, Wall-E opens in the full glory of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Using the avant-garde technique first discovered by 2001- visuals as a means of storytelling- Wall-E discards dialogue for the first 27 minutes. Standard narrative storytelling has never been as abstract as this curious little robot Wall-E, after all isn't it shocking to hear no dialogue and just sound effects! 2001 would be glad that its avant-garde techniques (such as no plot, a 30-minute sequence of rapid colors, a star child, and monoliths) would be realized in this non-threatening, easy to swallow story made for audiences of all ages. After all, Kubrick intended to make a heartwarming, human tale, its just that Hal destroyed the mission.

                And now the humans in Wall-E stand to meet a similar fate as the humans in 2001. Why did we ever trust the robots!

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Hamlet (1948, Lawrence Olivier, USA) **

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                Andre Bazin in his essay “In Defense of Mixed Cinema” claims that screen adaptations cannot damage the source literature- “ It is nonsense to wax wroth about the indignities practiced on literary works on the screen, at least in the name of literature. After all, they cannot harm the original in the eyes of those how know it, however little they approximate to it. As for those who are unacquainted with the original, one of two things may happen; either they will be satisfied with the film which is as good as most, or they will want to know the original, with the resulting gain for literature”. While this is technically correct- no one would say that a repudiated novel is horrible solely because the movie is bad, Bazin fails to realize that cinema offers a false substitution.

     

    Surely, degradations do not directly damage the original. When (under pseudonym) Alonso Fernández de Avellaneda published his own inferior sequel to Don Quixote the work did not damage masterpiece Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes, in fact, Cervantes incorporates this false sequel into his own sequel, using the blunder to his advantage.

     

                Cinema seems to be a synthesis of other arts. It includes the auditory and visual strengths of theater, the mobility in time and false motion of literature, the memorable images of photographs and paintings, the notes of music, and to some extent the craftwork of sculptures. Because cinema contains elements from each of the art forms before it, at surface level cinema seems an evolutionary progression or extension of these other art forms. Cinema is in some perceptual ways more realistic than other forms of art because a main strength of cinema is its isomorphic representation of reality and its illusion of motion. Cinema appears to have more ties to reality. And being more realistic in auditory and visual ways, when cinema adapts literature it appears to be an almost evolutionary enhancement of literature- an extension of what was. This is not the case. But many feel that a cinematic adaptation is an apt substitute for literature- this is the illusion of substitution. Many feel that an adaptation equals the source, and as a result, one is often traded for another.

     

    This substitution should never happen, but it does happen when people do not have the time to read the book. For example, James Whales’ movie adaptation of Frankenstein is a dim-witted, pale reflection of the original Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein though people more readily recall Boris Karloff as the monster than Mary Shelly’s novel. The viewer that substitutes the inferior movie for the original literary classic either 1. has no interest in the original work because of the poor quality of the movie, or 2. feels s/he has a sufficient understanding of the literature because of the information provided in the movie.

     

    The fact is cinema is art and an art that is distinct from literature. A movie can equal or surpass its literary source in terms of greatness (see Kubrick). But one should not judge a book by its movie. Unfortunately, because a movie is related to its source book material, associations from the movie affect people’s perceptions of the book. If one watches a bad adaptation before reading the novel, it is possible that the viewer/ reader will (when reading the book) recall the images from the bad movie, and thus the movie will negatively impact their reading of the novel. We should remember the distinction between the two art forms and judge according to the standards of quality for each art, but one cannot deny that the perception of a movie does sometimes affect (and/or create an aversion) to the source book. Movie should not, but they do affect the reading of a book. Movies also help to create a popular conception of the source literature. And so, a bad adaptation can, contrary to Bazin’s claim, negatively effect literature.

     

    Satisfaction with inferiority can damage art. “I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams”. ~Hamlet, scene ii. Hamlet (in one aspect) is a play about the inifinite space of the human mind. Lawrence Olivier’s Hamlet offers a very weak interpretation of Shakespeare’s masterpiece Hamlet (Bias alert- I think Shakespeare’s Hamlet is undeniably one of the greatest pieces of art in any category of all time). For the majority of the movie, Olivier (as Hamlet) is bounded in a nutshell, for his approach to the character is of a restrained melancholy introvert. As a result, Olivier denies us the mind of Hamlet through his too cautious restraint. O that his too too solid flesh would melt. Olivier is too firm, too resolved for a man with the weight of the world on his shoulders. As a result, we have the loss of infinite space. It is tragic to deny us this mind.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz

     


  • Speedracer (2008, Wachowski Brothers, USA) ****

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               Speedracer is to me what Iron Man was to a lot of people- pure entertainment. No, Speedracer does not have much complexity or depth but I would argue that it is not a movie about ideas or characters- it is about aesthetics. The movie has a unique vision never before put to screen. Yes, it is a candy-colored world with child-like imagination but the movie is not innocent. It is not a Spielberg world where everything is childlike. There are some chillingly violent scenes in Speedracer that are almost too bizarre. In one scene, a henchman’s finger is shredded by neon colored piranhas. Other scenes on the death race are equally eerie.  

               One might make the claim that this is damaged art, like Sydney Lumet’s The Wiz but I’d say that Speedracer is too intentional. I feel that the directors achieved exactly what they set out to do, and that is to put a unique cinematic vision to screen. From the source material one can gather that they were not trying to make a profound movie.

                No, I cannot defend this on an intellectual level, but I loved watching the movie. And I cannot think of another movie like it. That is why I think it is great.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008, Nick Stoller, USA) ***

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               To my dismay, Forgetting Sarah Marshall beings with all the college student movies clichés. A boy comically brushes his teeth in the mirror. Then he grabs a whole box of cereal and eats it in his grossly decorated apartment. The montage of lazy, filthy boy continues. We see him in sweat pants flopping from one lazy position on the couch to another. He tries to exercise but can’t find the motivation. Then his lovely girlfriend calls and says she’ll be home early. Boy must clean the house.

               When Sarah Marshall arrives Peter steps out of the shower completely naked to greet her only to realize that she is breaking up with him. Instead of being awkward and vulnerable comedy, the scene drowns in insincerity. Every real moment is traded for the laugh. The director seems to celebrate his cleverness yet at every step falls flat to cheap jokes.

               I almost walked out of the theater. Fortunately, the movie gets a lot better. Peter tries to escape his misery by going on vacation to a lovely spot that Sarah and he frequently talked about in Hawaii. Only it turns out that Sarah had the same idea. To his horror, Sarah is at the same hotel with her flippant pop singer boyfriend Aldous Snow- a recipe for cheap jokes. For example, Peter stalks them back to their room and interrupts their kiss. He tells his stepbrother on the phone that he thinks her ruined Sarah’s day. Cut to Sarah having orgasmic sex with Aldous. There are jokes about Peter sobbing in his suite like an old woman, jokes where Peter has to sit at a table looking at Sarah, jokes about Peter drinking all the time.

               Only when the movie stops the cheap jokes and relies on sincere drama does it work. Peter meets a wonderful girl named Rachel who seems to be the perfect girl. But the movie understands what it is like to get over an ex. It takes time, even if you meet someone else. Rachel does help Peter to have fun, but when Peter sees Sarah again, he cries. Sarah then begins to realize how great Peter was only when Rachel threatens to take him away. These are the remnants of a real relationship. Sarah realizes that her pop-star boyfriend is not as special as Peter. Peter realizes that Sarah was great but maybe she didn’t always understand him.

               There are some fantastic moments. When Sarah’s TV show is canceled Aldous cannot understand her fear about the future. Peter walks by Sarah and recognizes her pain. Peter is able to comfort her, a reminder of the relationship they once had. At another point, Sarah confesses to Rachel how pretty Rachel is. This shows both jealousy and real respect for Rachel as a person who is able to help her ex in his time of need. At an awkward dinner where Sarah accepts a courteous invitation to dine with Rachel and Peter, Peter and Aldous bond over laughing at Sarah’s ridiculous role in a movie (where cell-phones kill people). Rachel seems to bond with Sarah, respecting her role as a movie star. While surfing, Aldous comes up to Peter and gives him a respectful compliment about his music. Peter is grateful and feels that Aldous really understood what he was trying to do with his music. At another point, Sarah confesses how hard she tried to make the relationship work, but that Peter was too lazy to notice. This is the first point where he seems to understand what went wrong.

               The movie evolves into a pretty realistic look at break-ups, the struggles with getting over a past love. It is clear that the relationship is over for these two, but that in no way means it is easy. The rebound relationships aren’t perfect. Peter has to evolve before he can make things work with Rachel, who genuinely seems a perfect match.

               The comedy does not work for the most part. The Dracula musical seems to rely on a Dracula musical with puppets being inherently funny. No thought or effort is put in to developing the joke. The movie works best with its realistic depiction of relationships and breakups and fortunately there are a few funny moments that make this entertaining. I was pleasantly surprised with the way the movie turned out.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • A Boy and his Dog (1975, L.Q. Jones, USA) ***

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               I just saw the amazingly bizarre A Boy and his Dog. Set in apocalyptic earth after WWIV, Vic (Don Johnson) telepathically communicates with gifted dog Blood.  Blood has the infallible ability to locate females, a fantastic gift for endlessly horny Vic. Starving and horny the two wander the desolate land. Their only hope for is the world over the hill- utopia (one conversation suggests that this is the dream of lost civilization, the idealized world of yesterday). In this animal world, a primitive and violent Vic survives solely on pillage and rape. The most poignant remainders of humanity are found in the touching relationship of this boy and his dog.

               The biggest problem with the movie is that it introduces several interesting ideas and does not explore them. For example, there's a threatening glowing green force called the screamers that are apparently very harmful. One reference suggests that is they so much as touch you- you'll die. Even the toughest of men run like children at the mention of screamers. Vic temporarily suppresses his male urges when the woman he intends to rape escapes in the pit of the screamers. Only when Blood tells Vic to stop quivering like a baby does Vic deny his fear and follow his instinct. This lust, however, almost gets them killed. A group of 20+ men come to rape the woman. A stubborn Vic at this point cares more about sex than his life. As a result, Blood, Vic and the woman are almost killed and must hide out in the screamers pit. To the wise Blood's dismay, the two continually disrupt his peaceful sleep with their animal sex.

                       Manipulated by the sexual prowess of the woman, Vic abandons Blood to follow her to the underworld. The remainder of civilization is preserved underground. It is an eerie, Lynch-like Pleasantville ruled by a committee. It turns out that the power-driven woman submitted herself to Vic in order to lure him down there and earn her place on the committee. It should be noted that her drive for power is the only non-misogynistic element in the movie. It turns out that the committee has selected Vic to provide the sperm for their women. This sounds like a dream come true until Vic is hooked up to a sperm-extracting machine. Again, this Brave New World, 1984 dystopian idea of population control is left unexplored. Through a turn of events, Vic escapes with the woman back to the barren, desolate ruins of the surface world. The movie avoids the clichés and does a good job showing that the surface land has as many problems as the underworld.

               Blood waited for Vic, but as a result he is on the brink of death. Vic must make a crucial decision. This ending is incredibly funny, and well realized as it bring the movie round full circle in an evolutionary, survival of the fittest way. The movie is best for it’s oddly telling male relationship.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964, Jacques Demy, France) ****

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    It’s hard to know where to being to begin to describe my personal reaction to this movie but it helped me to understand a deep tragedy in my life- in the views I had adopted. Maybe it helped me to realize the reality of the love that I had so soundly convinced myself was inconceivable, unobtainable, lost. And so, it is a movie about the lost love of my life and the movie that helped me to find him again.

     

    I begin with my “DEPARTURE” (the 2nd section of the movie) with Guy. In this section of my life, I convinced myself that even the most real love was suspect and could not sustain a relationship. I believed more in logic than in love because I knew that, from my own experience, I had the best love, the truest love, and that it had escaped me. I tried with all my powers of deception to make love compatible with logic. I convinced myself that I could will myself in love. Now I know this is foolishness, but I had to test the idea. I tried to love another man. He was practical, kind, thoughtful, romantic (in an odd way), eccentric- potentially a match.

     

    He fell in love with me just as Mr. Cassard fell in love with Genevieve. Mr. Cassard’s character is interesting because he is a longing romantic, though admits that he fell for a woman who never loved him. Genevieve reminds him of that woman. But Genevieve gives him new hope and new grounds to walk on. At least he can be completely happy in this relationship. This is probably because Mr. Cassard has never known the love that Guy and Genevieve share. Mr. Cassard only gives love; he has never been loved.

     

    I gave my Mr. Cassard hope. I felt that for all practical intents and purposes that I should love him; should be with him. But the memory of my Guy never left me, not for a day. Genevieve similarly is grateful that someone will accept her in her vulnerable (pregnant) state. She believes that her child needs a father. She wants her love Guy to return from the war but her hope in happily ever after wanes as he consistently forgets to write. So she chooses Mr. Cassard- a completely rational choice- though never forgets Guy (she names her daughter Françoise in memory of Guy). This is how we know she will always long from the love she once had.

     

    She is moderately happy because there are other things in her life to love like her daughter. This happiness is part of the deception I told myself while dating Mr. Cassard. Genevieve lives securely, and like life, security provides a livable happiness.

      

    By the “ARRIVAL” (3rd Act) I realized that I too had thrown away, given up on my Guy. Why had I stopped believing in the truly magical love of Act 1? Why did I settle for a relationship where only one person loved? Is that happiness?

     

    I was greatly disturbed for the rest of the day. The movie shook the logic that was he foundation of my relationship with Mr. Cassard. The movie does not so much ask what could have been. It knows the answer. Guy and Genevieve had a love so rare that only a few are blessed to have it, but they chose something practical. The movie, however, is never cynical but quite realistic. Even though they never eternally realized their love, their lives continue with moments of happiness. And there’s always the memory of what once was.

     

    Even after the movie, I was happy with just the memory of my Guy. I could not conceive of how we would get back together. Now I realize that the tragedy of Guy and Genevieve was almost my tragedy. I, for so long, denied my first, my only love, my real happiness.

     

    I was so close to experiencing the painful moment years in the future when it became impossible to restart our relationship. I would have had to live with that torturous moment when a married Genevieve and encounters Guy for the first time in years. The bittersweet movie shows how they do have their happiness, but they do not love their spouses out of anything more than duty and security.

     

    Duty and security led me to believe that I loved Mr. Cassard. Now I know that I never forgot my Guy.

     

    This movie helped me avoid Guy and Genevieve’s tragedy. It perfectly shows true love. There is an ever-present sense that Guy and Genevieve should never be apart, but the movie, being a realistic representation, shows what happens in a world where logic survives over love. The movie captures the tragedy that happens to so many people. Yet the movie never denies the greatness of love, even when the characters fully do. That is how the movie is great. The movie knows life but longs for love.

     

    I learned a great deal about life with Mr. Cassard, but thankfully the movie restored my faith in love. I got a second chance with Guy. This time I was able to make a brilliantly illogical decision- all in the name of love.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The New World (2005, Terrence Malick) ***

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             How do you get over your first love? Maybe you will always love him, but that is all right because it is possible to love the man of your past and live in the present. Terrence Malicks fourth film The New World (2005) is an epic love story that misses the mark.

                Pocahontas, Q'orianka Kilcher, exuberates life. She experiences the joys of first love with Colin Farrell. They share pleasures in a fantasy world, which Farrell says is a dreamlike world, but he later acknowledges that this world was the most real thing he has known. The dream world shatters with the outside world, which demands Farrells attention. Farrell feels the call of reality and leaves his love, and instructs the she be informed that he is dead in an attempt to make her forget him. His departure almost breaks her. Another man, Christian Bale, relates to her sufferings and eventually grows to love her. They marry, but she has not forgotten her first love.

                Voiceovers tell the emotions. These voiceovers have a beauty and quality of their own, for they are the only insight into the characters love. Some may say that they detract from the love; however, they are the only way that the depths of the love are made known. The acting is minimalist and one could not understand the love on its own.

                The movie has a generic look comparable to the recent epics like Ridley Scotts Kingdom of Heaven (2005) or Oliver Stones Alexander (2004). There are a few beautiful shots of nature, but this is not uncommon. Nick Cassavetes The Notebook (2004) also features dazzling shots of the sunset and rain.

                A subplot to the love story is the clash of cultures. The British civilize Kilcher while she carries on her romances. These details play a minor role in contrast to the love story.   

                Some of the metaphors in the film are poorly written. At one point Kilcher says something to the effect of your words pour through me like a river. There is also a running symbolism with trees. After Farrell leave Kilcher, she is encouraged to be like a tree, one that grows and always reaches for the light. The last shot is the tree metaphor cashed out in poor taste.

                The film is too big for a simple love story. The audience senses a detachment from the characters, possibly because of the voiceovers. The movie has some insight on how first love stays with a person, but the problem is that the relationship with the second lover is hardly established. The love seems forced. The movie is a disappointment for Malick fans.

     

    Ryan just informed me that Malick, in between making films, is a philosophy professor and is into Kierkegaard: a good choice with Kierkegaard if you want your life to be changed in a necessary but depressing way. There is some hope to his despair.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Gallipoli (1981, Peter Weir, Australia) ***

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    A better runner film than Gallipoli (1981) is Hugh Hudson’s Chariots of Fire (1981). A better male bonding film is Howard Hawk’s Rio Bravo (1959). A better historical representation film is Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket (1987) But as a fantasy film, Peter Weir’s Gallipoli (1981) works with a grace unique unto itself.

                Archy, Mark Lee, trains hard to be the fastest runner. Gallipoli (1981) does not explore this passion for running as in Chariots of Fire (1981). Running may be a way for Archy to advance in life. However, the film implies that his uncle Jack may like the fact that Archy runs more than Archy does. Archy tells Jack that there is more to life than racing. The film does not explore the dynamics of the sport, or introduce intense passion to win a race.

    Instead, the fact that Archy is a runner serves as a base for a friendship with Frank Dunn, played by Mel Gibson.  In the first organized race of the film, Archy defeats the cocky Frank Dunn, played by Mel Gibson. The two have talent, and their athletic inclinations allow for nonsexual male bonding. Frank and Archy wander in the desert, uncivilized like the cowboys of the west, though their comradery is not as profound as iconic cowboy John Wayne and his partners in Rio Bravo (1959). The bond does not make a deep impression because Archy and Frank are flat characters.

    We learn background information on Frank. The British murder his mother and that is why he opposes the war. Yet, Frank remains the lovable rebel for the duration of the film. He has his adventures (he hops a train), his fun (he sleeps with a prostitute), and his problems (he has no money). Frank is good deep down, and Archy sees that. Archy is an optimist and always in good spirits. He is naïve for he devotes himself fully to the war without thinking of the horrors it brings. Archy is too good to be interesting. He risks his life for Frank by refusing a safe position. Frank may have a loose morality, but he would never harm anyone. The two go from a time of joy, to a time of despair in war, yet their outlooks do not change. It seems that the death that surrounds them has no effect. To the fault of the film, the characters are static to an ever-dynamic backdrop.

    The Australians remember the Battle of Gallipoli as a major controversial historical event in a way comparable to how Americans remember Vietnam as controversial (“Battle at Gallipoli”). The movie Gallipoli (1981) is a fictionalized account of this battle in World War I (Thompson and Bordwell pp 664). The problem with Gallipoli (1981) as a historical piece is that it spends so much exposition on Archy and Frank (fictional characters) and only leaves ten or so minutes for the battle to take place. The film so loosely bases the story on the battle that the battle becomes irrelevant. Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket (1987) fictionalizes the Vietnam War with sets and characters, yet captures the controversy of the war. The Vietnam War is an indispensable part of Full Metal Jacket (1987).

    Gallipoli (1981) does stand out in one aspect, and that is its 80’s synthesizer-pop score. The synth-pop music initiates when there is a race. This music is so jarring that it takes one out of the atmosphere of the film and places one in a science fiction- fantasy world. Since the characters are flat, the absurd music does a wonder to ruin any gravity that Gallipoli (1981) tries to establish. Three times the film transports us to a world beyond our understanding. The music leaves a more memorable impression than any other aspect, which is why this is such a good fantasy movie. The world is beyond what we would expect, but we like it all the same.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Badlands (1973, Terrence Malick, USA) ***

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    Terrence Malicks first film, Badlands (1973), provides insight to the desensitization of a murderer. The characters Kit (Martin Sheen) and Holly (Sissy Spacek) are depraved; the voiceovers allow them to be human while their actions distance them from humanity.

    Hollys relationship to Kit is interesting. They fall in love. When Kit murders her father, Holly makes the decision to stay with him. Their relationship is no longer the same. At first, they have fun, but Holly becomes more removed. She thinks about her future husband, and reveals to other characters that she feels as if she must support Kit, for he is lost and needs someone. Holly stays true to her initial decision to be with Kit, but she longs for a different life. It feels almost as if she fells obligated to stay with him because she first choose this path, though now she wants to be a part of society. It seems that many people can relate to this situation. A person may fall in love and decide to be with a person, but later the love fades, yet that person has so much history with the other that s/he feels like s/he cannot leave.

    There are Western elements to Badlands (1973); the woman wants to settle down and tame the uncivilized man. But the man is called to the wild, walks on the other side of the law, and this dooms him to wander alone. Kit is an outlaw, but he does not want to be alone. Kit does not fight for some justice; instead, his actions are selfish and depraved. It seems that he never realizes how death affects others except when he worries about himself.

    Badlands (1973) does a good job at showing the depravity of an action without forcing the audience to hate the characters. Kit and Holly are human in a way that people can relate. They make mistakes, are not too ignorant to be innocent, but are depraved nonetheless.

     

    So recluse Terrence Malick who refuses to be photographed has a cameo in the movie. He plays the man who rings the bell at the rich mans house. He is un-credited, but I got this trivia information from imdb.com. You can choose to trust that source.  

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Rabid (1977, David Cronenberg, USA) ***

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                Cronenberg redefines the word "sweet". Cronenberg is just the director to pull off a typical plot with such mastery that even though you know what is going to happen next, it shocks you all the same. Cronenbergs second commercial film Rabid (1977) takes the epidemic horror film to a new level.

                It shocks me that I could predict the next move while remaining so tightly wound up in the plot that I felt surprise all the same. The predictable quality of the story ceases to matter. The movie gives the audience what it wants. There are really cool looking, gruesomely gorey scenes, that are not cheesy because Cronenberg knows the film he is making. Rabid (1977) is a film that builds suspense with the threat of horror. It does this in such a way that the audience lives fully in the world of the film. The look of the film (the original special effects true only to Cronenberg films) and the dialogue can be cheesy, but that is what makes the film believable. Only Cronenberg has been able to make this cliched and cheesy film realistic, scary, and even touching. The end of the film poignantly reflects on the effects of violence.

                In Cronenberg form, the characters morph from normal citizens to sexually free characters obsessed with violence. Cronenberg is able to make a point of the horrors of both worlds. We see this theme through many of his other films (all of the ones I have seen, in fact). Rabid (1977) is amazingly entertaining, and has a point as well.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The Elephant Man (1980, David Lynch, USA / UK) ***

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                David Lynch’s The Elephant Man (1980) reminds of how a kind act can go a long way. Everyone knows some elephant man, someone who is mocked, scorned, disliked and needs someone to love him or her.

                The message of the film is simple: do unto others. It also displays the powers of love. Love is the best gift that a person can give another, and love is what makes the elephant man, John Hurt, feel alive and actually a human being. There is also a religious element to the film. The elephant man suffers the most atrocious beatings yet remains humble beyond any other. Instead of bitterness, the elephant man displays kindness and gentleness. He suffers scorn in a way similar to Jesus, and instead of revenge, they both become humble. Only through love is the elephant man saved, it not through anything that he does. This is a Christian idea and a Christian attitude.

                Dr. Frederick Treves, Anthony Hopkins, shows the elephant man this love. He struggles with the thought that maybe he is as bad as the elephant man’s previous owner. They both seem to put the elephant man on display for the world. It is love that separates Dr. Frederick Treves from the last owner. Treves gives the elephant man love and a life of his own.

    The Elephant Man (1980) has its touching and its heartbreaking moments. I do not think that the atmosphere created by the slow pace fit the plot perfectly. Also, there were many places where the film could have ended. Ten of the last scenes end with a false fade out where we think the movie is over. The film could have ended on any of these points, for I do not think that the real ending added much.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Stardust Memories (1980, Woody Allen, USA) ***

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                I am sorry to mention Fellini's 8 ½ (1963) because this movie is not 8 ½. It is Woody Allen’s Stardust Memories, but there are so many plot overlaps that it is hard to forget 8 ½. The movies are different: one cannot repeat 8 ½ and I do think that Allen makes the story of Stardust Memories his own. I do not even think that Stardust Memories should be compared to 8 ½, but I see why it is. I mean, the opening sequence is so similar to the opening of 8 ½. I am not going into the other similarities. I think that the big difference is that Allen tries to find meaning, while Fellini does not try for anything per se. Stardust Memories searches, 8 ½ happens.

                So now to leave all 8 ½ comparisons behind, Woody Allen’s Stardust Memories chronicles the life of a successful filmmaker who strives for meaning, for some justification of comedic movies when the world suffers so much. The film provides insight into Allen as a filmmaker, his egoism, narcissism, neuroticism, heroism. Although the movie does give more insight to Woody Allen’s character, the point of Stardust Memories is not for Woody Allen to complain about his difficulties in filmmaking but rather to point out inconsistencies in humanity and poise a philosophical debate about meaning.

                The film is a metaphysical mess of levels of reality: film inside a film inside a film relating to the real life of a filmmaker in a film reflecting the true filmmaker outside of the film (you get the picture). Sifting through these levels of reality can be confusing but that adds to the dimension of the search for meaning. What place does comedy have in the world? What should we be doing with our lives? Can movies bring us meaning? What role do we play in life? Should we be won over be sentimental traps? One part in Stardust Memories, Woody Allen reflects on life’s meaning, almost gives up, but then remembers one moment where he looked at one of his girlfriends and found happiness in her. This is a beautiful notion, but the film does not leave us with that sentimentality. It questions the beauty of the moment. It is a good move, for it allows us to question beauty. What is the meaning of this happiness?

                Stardust Memories questions and does not answer. The end hurls the audience again into the metaphysical world and leaves one to decide for himself whether the falsity of the film renders everything meaningless, or if the comedy saves it, or if there is another way. Meaning is left to the audiences' discretion.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Invincible (2001, Werner Herzog, Germany / UK) **1/2

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                Commercial? For a Werner Herzog film, I guess that one can call Invincible (2001) commercial if only for its highly accessible plot. However, the film has a classic hypnotic feel even if the photography is closer to mainstream then his other films and the cuts are faster. This big controversial question is whether the film is dumb or not. I am biased, but I say, how can such a mesmerizing and entertaining film be dumb?

    That is not to say that the film is without its problems. The acting is third rate. It does not bring humanity or life to the characters. For example, the woman of the strongman’s dreams receives the gift of her dream: playing Beethoven with an orchestra, yet her reaction is cold, flat, and unmoving when clearly the scene is trying to be touching. The strongman looks the part but does not demonstrate the complexities of his character, complexities such as the struggle to remain true to the Jewish people. The strongman’s acting is closer to an uninformed jock then to an astute driven individual. He seems to suffer from Keanu Reeves syndrome (“Whoa”). Let it be noted that the strongman does have more character than Keanu Reeves. In contrast, the hypnotist, Tim Roth gives a superb performance. Roth is enchanting.

    Now are the ideas of this movie dumb? No way! Remember the speech that Roth gives about the indifference of nature, the hypnotist’s job of seeing all the dimensions of the die when normally only one side is seen, the nihilistic vision when we find out the hypnotist is a fake, which shows that no sides of the die can be seen in the indifferent world? The movie is about the goodness of the strongman (Youko Ahola), his simplicity, and his faith in an unknown, in contrast with the nihilistic view that even though the strongman tries with all of his might to save his people (to be the new “Samson”) they are slaughtered by Hitler’s hand. The strongman can do nothing to save his people. In the end, his faith and his hope lead him nowhere. Every effort by the strongman to save the Jews is meaningless. However, his belief is inspiring. There is a goodness in this man’s wholehearted hope that is lost to most when Hitler assumes power. Though the strongman is simple, he is the only one who is not ignorant of the coming terror. In this way, he is not so simple, only hopeful. The movie displays a bleak view tinged with this hope.

    Invincible has a childlike simplicity, with the undercurrents of complexity. The look and atmosphere are no less than hypnotic. Roth is spellbinding, which takes the film to a deeper level. The poor acting on the part of the other actors enhances the contrast and conflict of the film. Some may say it is a simple rise and fall story of an ambitious gifted man, but to them I say, “You missed the point”.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Katzelmacher (1969, Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Germany) ***

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                Prostitutes, sex, gossip, money How could Scott say that Fassbinders Katzelmacher is the longest 88-minute film that he has ever seen? Katzelmacher has all the elements that sell in commercial Hollywood films like Rob Cohens XXX (2002), what could be boring about that? The film is somewhat indifferent and wants, in some respects, to be boring. Katzelmacher is empty, funny for its obscenities, and one of the better films about ennui; it relates the feelings of the characters to the viewers in a way that helps us feel their boredom and reflect on it.

                The men of the film are misogynists. They abuse the women, beat them at random, take advantage of free board, and sleep around without consequence. The women do not seem to mind the abuse. They are weak, fall in love easily, and remain loyal to such wretched creatures. The main conflict of the film results from gossip about a foreign Greek man who lives with one of the women. The only thing that the characters are interested in doing is having sex, sharing gossip, aimlessly sitting, and drinking. There are long, unconventional periods of silence, which is funny because movies just do not do that.

                The movie does not make moral claims, but if you think about these characters, they are losers. They spend their time doing things that hurt their friends or acquaintances. No one is happy. Katzelmacher is empty, but content, not happy, but funny, pathetic, and in that way interesting.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Gods of the Plague (1969, Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Germany) ***

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                If Rainer Werner Fassbinder could make three movies in one year, we should have been able to watch three of his films in one night. Unfortunately, we were distracted by homework. We did manage to watch Fassbinders Katzelmacher (1969) and Gods of the Plague (1969).

                This movie has interesting characters: a beautiful woman out for revenge, a man who runs from the law, an old friend, a woman to sleep with, and a sleazy detective. This noir film uses the detective story as a subplot while the audience runs with the criminal unaware of precisely what he did wrong.

                Edwin and I noted that this seems like a Goddard film. There are abrupt edits, random scenes (like the drive to the country where the men reminisce with an old friend), and a story Goddard could direct. However, Gods of the Plague is dour and unhappy, whereas Goddard films are whimsical, upbeat, and nave with a childlike innocence. There is a moment of hope in Gods of the Plague where the criminal and his friend talk with their woman on a bed about how the future could be good. They could live in the woods, catch fish in the stream, and live a utopian dream. This hope is one of the only glimpses of a good life in the film and one of the only parts where we know that the characters want to live. The rest of the film is a struggle to survive.

                This film, like Katzelmacher, features men who treat their women like objects. The detective inappropriately grabs the beautiful woman, women receive beatings undeservingly. But Gods of the Plague also has humor like Katzelmacher. Gods of the Plague is bleak and inhuman, but at least this glances at humanity. There is a spark of hope and emotion to this film, making this not as nihilistic as Katzelmacher.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Breathless (1960,Jean-Luc Godard, France) ****

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                If you ever felt love punch you in the gut you understand Breathless. Jean-Luc Godard’s Breathless is as timeless as Romeo and Juliet, as charming as the Beatles, as fresh as Avant-Garde, as hip as Bohemian Pairs, and as smart as science. Crime accentuates this love story as Michel, a highway killer with unknown motivation, enters the world of adorable Patricia.

                Michel cannot live without Patricia while Patricia fluctuates between the desire for love and the desire for independence. The two exchange plenty of nonsensical flirtatious banter as Michel coerces Patricia to sleep with him again.  Can you have love without this eroticism? Godard gives a philosophy of love with essay like precision in an interview that Patricia attends. Eroticism is a form of love and love is a form of eroticism. The two are inseparable. Michel craves the erotic element from Patricia because of love. He says the he has slept with two girls since her, both were a disappointment.

                Godard departs from strict essay logic to a lifelike representation of love through editing. Love is not logical. Patricia tries to logically assess whether she loves Michel enough to loose her independence. She tests herself by informing the police of Michel’s whereabouts. She tells Michel what she did, and says that she must not love him because if she did then she would not treat him badly. He tells her that it is not logical to make up a test and then use that test as evidence against love. That is faulty logic by logic’s standards. Not to mention that love does not work with that precision.

                The jump cuts and disrupted continuity work so well in Breathless because love has its own logic. The editing is not logical to life, it is not logical to movies, but it is logical to love for love stands above these. It can do whatever it wants. There is freedom in love. Michel finds this freedom with Patricia. He could run from the law, but instead he remains with Patricia and longs only to sleep. Patricia is his peace: what is tragic is that she will never know it.

                One could say that Breathless comments on how women never know what they want. One could look negatively on Patricia’s flippant behavior. Patricia is a strong woman; she values her independence and does not need a man, whereas Michel is not exactly a moral exemplar. He must hide himself from the law, while Patricia stands boldly in a world of men. Patricia is the sole life force to Michel. Instead of an attack on women, Breathless is an insight to love and its fluctuations. Patricia understands how love can upset her independence; tragically she does not see the freedom of love. Michel understands what she never does.

                Both characters have their flaws, which only add to this portrait of life. This movie teems with life because of the characters and because of their love. The love mixed with the element of crime works to show how love must steal time and live in the moment. That is what this film does; it lives in a fresh, hip way, and breathes with fleeting romantic love.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Coup de Grace (1976, Volker Schlondorff, West Germany/ France) ***

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                Many spoilers in this film review, so watch the film first. Also spoilers about Neil Jordons The Crying Game (1992)

     

    It takes a while to get involved with this Schlondorffs Coup de Grace for the plot seems conventional, but New German directors implore this technique. The idea of the New German films is not to completely abandon Hollywood ideas, but use the conventions to create a new and fresh intellectual cinema. The film implements conventions in order to break them. This love story is rather and unconventionally a story about isolation (a common theme with New German Cinema). 

                The plot seems like it will be a love story between Sophie and Erich, lifelong friends. Yet each remains isolated. Manipulation comes into play; Sophie tries to get Erichs attention by flaunting how many other men get can make admire her. She whores herself out to so the she can be a woman without commitment, which is what she thinks Erich wants. This is politics of love, a game to ensnare the other, which can be contrasted with the politics of the war in the film. Erich resists Sophies pleas to have sex with him, though sometimes he seems tempted. Supposedly, he does not want her because he knows one cannot have a relationship free of commitment with a lifelong friend. It seems that Erich respects Sophie, and that way, for most of the film Erich seems admirable. Everything we thought about Erichs motivations fall apart when we find that he is using Sophie to get to her brother. This homosexuality may be common in films like Neil Jordons The Crying Game (1992), but unlike The Crying Game, Coup de Grace is not about the twist. The homosexuality does not change much in the movie, and one would be hesitant to call it a twist because the audience takes the news as nonchalantly as the rest of the film.

                Instead, this factor of homosexuality lends even more to the theme of isolation. Sophie closes herself off from the world and longs to die. She has never found a place, and longs to die even from the beginnings of the film. The end of Coup de Grace perfectly demonstrates the isolation of Sophie and the unconventional quality of this film. Sophie never finds a reason to live, wants to die, and receives her wish. Since her death is no different from the others who die before her, the film does not treat Sophie with preference. The end is her death without any close-ups, we know only from inference that it is Sophie. We leave the film with a cold, uncaring, isolated view of the many deaths that have taken place. Take that conventions!

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Jubilee (1978, Derek Jarman, UK) **1/2

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                Jubilee is an interesting film, but I am still trying to find an interesting idea in the film. Jubilee definitely entertains; the music is sweet, the costumes are bold and vivacious, and the dialogue is intriguing. But this nihilistic view of the future is so old fashioned, meaning it is so the present fashion. The post-modern world is obsessed with this idea. Gloom and doom mixed with sadomasochism is the philosophy of the present. Now, to be avant-garde means to be ahead of ones time. Back when H.G. Well’s wrote The Time Machine in 1895 it was avant-garde, even prophetic, to warn of humanity headed towards destruction. We also had books like George Orwell’s 1984 (1949) to warn of the future. 1984 comments on how history has no meaning long before Jubilee.

                Jubilee is a movie that warns of the future, of course, the movie might be ahead of its time when compared to other movies. But no, a movie version of The Time Machine came out in 1960 by George Pal with basically the same structure: someone or some group looking at the future and seeing the horrors that lie ahead. So much for an original plot. If the plot is not original, what makes this movie avant-garde? Well, maybe it is the way it looks. Wrong again! Movies like A Clockwork Orange (1971) and Zardoz (1973) have a similar futuristic look. It may not be fair to compare images to A Clockwork Orange because that movie had a higher budget. But Zardoz has similar looking effects which I personally enjoy more. Movies like Jim Sharman’s Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) feature transvestites and other weirdos. Jubilee also features a narrative linear structure, which is the conventional way to tell a story.

                Is Jubilee avant-garde for its surreal elements, such as a naked man in a Greek mask watching the ballet dancer? Jean Cocteau captures this type of poetic and surrealistic imagery better in The Blood of a Poet (1930). Sorry Jubilee, surrealism has already left its mark.

                The characters of Jubilee may find some meaning in their bands; they care about the people in their groups. At least people still stick together in the future, even if their group activities include vandalism, murder, sadomasochism, numerous ways of destruction.

                Every element that makes this film experimental or avant-garde has been done before. I guess that means that it is not either. Like Zardoz, Jubilee does not say anything interesting. However, like Zardoz, Jubilee is redeemed because it has high entertainment value. I would not call Jubilee avant-garde or experimental, but at least it is entertaining.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Brokeback Mountain (2005, Ang Lee, Canada / USA) ***

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               I thought that I was going to see a movie that shows how homosexuals can achieve true love of the highest kind, and that is normal and beautiful. Instead, I found a movie that chronicles two promiscuous, lewd men who make so many mistakes in life that it is hard to assign them virtues. Each one does have his charm and his goodness, but in the end, they are immoral (in the worlds sense of morality, not just the Christian sense). What is odd is that their immorality has nothing to do with their homosexuality. They are just faulty people living their lives who happen to love someone of the same sex.

                Groan moments-1. When Ennis was a child, a homosexual was castrated for his wrongdoings. His father made sure his son knows what happens to homosexuals, and drags his son out to see this man. 2. Ennis has sex with his wife, but turns her over so that he can screw her in the butt. 3. There are cheap religious insults. 4. The boss to the two men stereotypically hates homosexuals. (These all evoke groans because they are the clichd way of arguing for homosexuality. They show the cruelty the world has for different people)

                Next problem- Jack and Ennis relationship is spontaneous; there is no build up. There should be more exposition, since the whole story relies on their chemistry. This problem becomes minor because the bond grows over time.

                Now what is interesting about this movie is the immorality. Ennis is engaged, but he sleeps with Jack. He marries, has kids, but becomes distant, even horrible, to his wife. He kisses Jack where she can see him cheating on her. He leaves to go fishing with Jack without consulting her. After they divorce, he almost beats her. He is a negligent father. The one weekend he has his daughter he crudely introduces her to his new girlfriend and takes his daughter out to the bar. He has no idea what man his daugher is dating when she informs him that she is getting married. He does not consider letting his daughter live with him when she requests it. He is not there for these women who rely on him. To top it off, he sleeps around, and continues his fun with Jack.

                Jack marries and has a son, but Jack is more responsible than Ennis. He defends his wife against her father. Jack is also promiscuous. He even goes to Mexico to sleep with men.

                Ennis and Jack probably could have found a way to live with each other, but Ennis never makes an effort and Jack is too much of a dreamer to see his plans through. It is their own faults that they do not live happily together, not the fault of society.

                That is what makes this movie good. It does not blame Christianity for keeping these lovers apart. It does not blame anyone except the couple. Homosexuality did not prevent them from being happy; they prevented their own happiness by choosing to live a life they did not want. This movie does not show how homosexuals can have a faithful relationship of the highest love, but it does show the mistakes of humans. This places the emphasis on humanity, not on homosexuality. Props for that one. That was a really good, and unexpected, move that can forgive the movie all its flaws.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The Clowns (1970, Federico Fellini, Italy) **1/2

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                I am happy that I was able to watch this hard to find made for TV Fellini movie. This old VHS almost would not play. Now, I am a bit biased, meaning I love everything Fellini does... Do I even need to say that I liked this one? The Clowns is a documentary style film about the dying art of clowns.

                The Clowns reminds me of Kafka's short story "The Hunger Artist". Both tell the story of an art that has gone out of fashion, and shows that happens to the artist whose life was entertaining its audience. The clowns need to make people laugh, but no one laughs anymore. We see the lives of real clowns withering away, lost in memory of the happy past. Like the Hunger Artist, these clowns need an audience, but they have gone out of style. This film is also like Chaplin's Limelight (1952). In a sense, these clowns are not extremely funny. The story is more a tale of tragedy, the life of a dying artist.

    Many of Fellinis films have someone ask the question about the film: "And just what are you trying to say with this film?" Fellini does not need to incorporate others doubts about his talents into all of his films. But this does show the struggles and the doubts that Fellini has about himself; it is a humble trait, it simply gets redundant. I would leave out that line, but it does not ruin the movie.

    The Clowns captures clowns performances but the atmosphere is more static and dead then Fellinis other films. This fits the idea of the movie. It is as if, in all his other films, Fellini pays tribute to this dying art of the clown by capturing its spirit and helping it live on. But in this film he shows how the original form of circus art has died. The clowns are more tragic characters than funny ones. This movie is not as absurd, not as funny as his others are; but that is the point. It is the same thing with Chaplin in Limelight. Chaplin is not funny in this movie, and that shows how the art form is dying out.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The Testament of Orpheus (1960, Jean Cocteau, France) *1/2

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    Thirty years after The Blood of a Poet and ten years after Orpheus, Jean Cocteau concluded his trilogy with The Testament of Orpheus. It begins with a quote about how movies let many people share the same dream. Unfortunately, the self-consciousness of this movie destroys the dream.

    The Testament of Orpheus tries to be more real through comments on how it is not real. Jean Cocteau stars as himself stuck in some fold in time (a dreamland) that features his characters from Orpheus. He is stuck in the dream (film) he creates. Cocteau tries to be honest about the making of his film, but he fails in his attempts to be poetical.

    The first two films of the trilogy build an absurdist, fantastical world that does seem to transcend into the realm of poetry. The Testament of Orpheus may try to shatter deceptions, but all it does is shatter the dream and kill the poetry. In being self-conscious, The Testament of Orpheus prevents the audience from entering the film and learning of a world that extends beyond the film world. To claim reality in a fantasy movie defeats the purpose. A fantasy film does not try to recreate reality (in some sense) and the audience knows that. This fantasy film claims to be as true as a documentary, and we know that it will never reach that level. Let us learn of the world through fantasy, and stop the self-deception with this self-conscious crap.

    The Testament of Orpheus is not a window to Jean Cocteau’s soul, as he expresses in the film. This movie does more to ruin magic then create it. What a horrible ending to an amazing trilogy.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Vampyr (1931, Carl Theodore Dreyer, France / Germany) **1/2

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                This vampire movie does not have any of the elements that I like so much in adaptations of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Dreyer attempts spirituality, but (oddly) this time he fails. The idea is that the vampire tries to get his victim to take his own life, and in doing so, the victim will be damned.

                The movie tries to build an atmosphere with overexposed shots and foggy lighting. This could be cool, I’m not a stiff for “bad photography” if it works with the atmosphere. But the odd images are not that cool. Vampyr features shadows on the wall that are not connected to any person. This could be a ghost world, but these ghosts are as shallow as their images. There is one sequence where the lead imagines himself in a coffin. That is cool.

                The title cards are poorly written. But that is not my main problem. The problem is that the story revolves around a person tempted to commit suicide. There is no temptation expressed though, through images or through ideas. The idea of Vampyr is a baby way to contemplate spirituality (suicide=damnation, so don’t do it!). Movies inspired by Bram Stoker’s Dracula are much more complex. They express this temptation through creepy sexual passion.

                Vampyr does not work. The atmosphere is nothing special, the images are not that cool, and the ideas are shallow. This is surprising since it is by Dreyer. Oh well…

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The American Friend (1977, Wim Wenders, West Germany/ France) **

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               I have underrated Wim Wenders' films before, namely Paris, Texas (1983) (At first, I thought that Paris, Texas was good, but not very smart; now I see how it is a unique look at adulthood, parenthood, and responsibility), but I do not care for this melodramatic morality crime tale The American Friend.

                This movie seems to raise a moral dilemma. Jonathan Zimmerman (Bruno Ganz) may die very shortly. He is asked to kill a criminal for a large sum of money. Why shouldn't he do it? He is going to die anyway. This money means that he will not have to work and this will allow him to live out his last moments in happiness. In the movie, this "criminal" probably is not a criminal, but let us pretend that he is. Zimmerman would not kill the criminal out of a sense of justice, and he would not kill the criminal if he were not dying. Zimmerman believes that the killing is wrong and so he struggles a while with this moral consciousness before he accepts the offer. It is clear that what Zimmerman is doing is wrong; so he does not face a moral dilemma, his actions are simply immoral.

                Zimmerman has a wife and a son, but he grows distant and irresponsible because of this newfound life of crime. Zimmerman once hopes for life, to find a cure for his illness, but as he falls to this life of crime, he destroys his chances for life. So maybe this is not a morality tale, but one of self-destruction. Zimmerman befriends Tom Ripley (Dennis Hopper) but betrays him later on. Zimmerman ruins his life.

    This fall of mankind story could be interesting, if it were done well. The characters are melodramatic from the beginning, so we never see their humanity. If they are never human, they can never become inhuman. It does not work. Instead the characters come off as stereotypical and clichéd. It could be argued that their melodramatic acting distances the audience, which adds to inhumanity. I say it is just a poor treatment of possibly interesting concept. The American Friend remains conceptually at the surface level.

    Next, I understand the neon color scheme for Paris, Texas, but it seems arbitrary for The American Friend. The characters are not immature, they are just immoral. The neon colors work when everything is a childlike world, but not for this psychological crime movie. Instead of enhancing the ideas, the neon color scheme detracts from the movie. It ends up being superfluous.

    I do not hate the movie, but I do not like it either. But The American Friend is better than mediocre. I will probably liker it a little more once I find out how it works in the context of New German Cinema.  

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The Householder (1962, James Ivory, India / USA) **1/2

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                I want Indian food! And not just any Indian food, I really want the food of an Indian Buffet in Chicago of all places. If I had $50 and six hours to spend on one meal, I would be their gorging myself on the deliciousness of India. Blast! The advantages of being rich…

                The Householder is an odd Indian film because one, it is directed by an American, and two, it follows characters who are well off and who speak English (which is known mostly by the upper classes). The film does not explore the poverty of India, or even let on that there is poverty in India.

                Instead, it lightly explores the difficulties of an arranged marriage. It thinks about the duties of the man in the household. The husband comically expresses the process by which he fell in love. He comes off as incompetent and ignorant of women, for he says mean things but charms with naive likeability. The movie revolves around his growing affection for his wife.

                The ideas are simple, but entertaining. The husband does not understand women. He buys his mother nice things but not his wife. His incompetence works. He cannot keep his students under control. He cannot win affection from his wife until the end. He is a lovable loser, and this charm of being a loser finally brings husband and wife together.

    The film looks good (Satyajit Ray's cinematographer did this film) but there are audio problems. A religious notion is introduced to divert the husband from his wife, but he sees that his real duty is to her. I am not sure that there is much to this film conceptual wise, but it is fun with its simple kind of appeal.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Pioneers in Ingolstadt (1971, Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Germany) **1/2

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                I just read at allmovie.com that this is a made for TV movie based on a play. That might explain some of the stagy dialogue, where a conversation transpires then one character has a monologue style one-liner like "he says he's upset". That also might explain the theatrical lighting. The unprofessional look might have to do with this being a TV film.

                This is also one of his first nine films, which he later disowned for being pretentious and made mainly for his friends. But, in the style of Katzelmacher, Pioneers in Ingolstadt entertains with cruelty, verbal and physical abuse. Newcomers to Fassbinder films may look upon this abuse with horror: a human reaction. His films of this period are dour, disheartening, and nihilistic. They completely lack whimsy and redemption. They have similar themes of floozy women who submit to abuse, lack intelligence, and are fickle. The men display callousness in their actions and maliciousness in their words (especially towards the women). All characters seem depraved and inhumane.

                In some respects (thematic wise) this film, Pioneers in Ingolstadt, is a rehash of his other early films like Katzelmacher, Gods of the Plague, and Beware the Holy Whore, but Pioneers in Ingolstadt does differ in style and plot and ends with a different message. For one Pioneers in Ingolstadt is not as misogynistic as the other mentioned films. The women do not approve of prostitution. Berta, played by Hanna Schygulla , falls in love, but at least knows that love is lacking in her relationship with Karl (Harry Baer). The prostitute stands up to the man when he does not pay her for her services. At some points, the women have a voice. This does not eliminate all misogynistic elements and excuse the cruel remarks; only in comparison to his other early films is this movie better to women.

                The misogynic and cruel elements are so blunt that one must assume it is a joke. This is unkindness to the maximum. Every scene features a cruel remark or action. And after several films like this it seems clearly to be a joke with possibly some personal philosophies that need attention. Joke or not, the majority of people are not this mean, and when they are mean they are not consistently mean. That is why these movies are funny. They take the extreme rotten depths of human nature and exploit them. The cruelty is blown out of proportion. It is bold to be so blunt, so depressing, so discontented.

                Pioneers in Ingolstadt features several jump out of your seats hilarious scenes, such as pushing a general out of a boat, pulling a prank on the general and then a slow pan over each characters face, an ultimatum without an understanding of the concept, and so on. 

                In typical Fassbinder fashion, Pioneers in Ingolstadt takes the depressing elements of the human soul and projects it to the screen. This does not exactly fall into dark humor, but if depressing is your style for a laugh, Fassbinder is the way to go.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • The Laughing Club of India (2000, Mira Nair,India / USA ) **1/2

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               This laugher may not be funny, but it is contagious. This documentary looks at laugher as a medical treatment. In Bombay, a laughing club forms. They meet to laugh in many different exercises.

                The structure of this documentary makes the impact. At first, we see many people who force themselves to laugh, and we understand the critical response to the crazy people when they laugh so publicly. It is embarrassing even for the audience to see grown men and women behave so foolishly. But a story unfolds. The laughing club wishes to heal people through laughter, and this may not be something to laugh at. The medical treatment of diseases with laugher has helped many in the club overcomes hardships in their life. Since the film interviews people in Bombay, poverty prevails. We soon discover tragedy in the lives that seem so carefree.

                Laughter frees the soul, and reminds people not to take life so seriously. The goal is to be as free as children; open to changes and experiencing joy for the first time. There is nothing funny about their laughter, and tragedy underlies the documentary; however, the laughter brings hope and finds joy even in the face of tragedy. The documentary touches humanity, it finds something deep and personal within everyone it touches, and expresses hope for a greater future. The Laughing Club of India grows young again.

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


  • Chungking Express (1994, Wong Kar-Wai, Hong Kong) ***1/2

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    Neon bright colors whirl in this state of conscious confusion; Chungking Express travels the rollercoaster of love with and atmosphere of dreamlike euphoria and a plot of dreary confusions all in an expression of love. Relationships are universally confusing, but a life untouched by even the most somber moments of love shouts of greater depression. Chungking Express searches for love and ends up wound in love's confusing grip. Love takes the film out of control, and carries the euphoria to new grounds of sedation.

    People say that the movie is about two different characters who are loosely related; but (and not only because this is what Edwin and I originally thought, which might mean we are a bit slow), even though the actors switch, Chungking Express could be the story of one man, first shown in his youth, then shown as an older man. And I like this blurred reality better, for it adds to the themes of the film. I did realize that the actors switch halfway through the film with no explanation or lead in except the line, "But she didn't fall for me, she fell for the other cop". The actors switch, but have so much in common that they could be the same person at different times in his life. Or it could be two different people. I like the movie because of this confusion in interpretation. The movie is not as clear-cut and people say. Both actors are cops, so when the actors switch and say, "she fell for the other cop" she could have fallen for his other, older personality. The movie already is surreal because Faye (actress Faye Wong) re-arranges second cop's house many times and he never notices a single change. This means that Faye in reorganizing his house could be a metaphor for how people do not notice the immense change to our lifestyles that occurs in a relationship. Both cops, long for love, find themselves stuck in old ways (first cop buys pineapples every day, second cop buys the same lunch everyday, and when asked why they don't try something knew, neither understand the question).

    The metaphors may seem obvious, but they are delivered in such a moving way that they are not obvious at all. The metaphors have the same effect as the movie: they seem straight forward, but really hold depth and complexity. The metaphor of pineapples expiring almost moved me to tears, as it relates to the end of something sweet, the end of a relationship, and death in general.

    Chungking Express has all the whimsy of love, the horrors or rejections, the self-pity, miscommunication, and romantic puzzling. There are many surreal elements, which transcend and apply as metaphors of love. This poignant piece on love, longing, and change adds a surreal atmosphere to a narrative story that strikes a chord with the depths of humanity. And to think, this masterpiece was made on a whim during a three month break from his film Ashes in Time (1994)… Dang!

    ~Kristen Gorlitz


 

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