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"That's - just like - your opinion, man."
Personal statement:

One of my professors says "Education, at its best, makes you less susceptible to manipulation. It doesn't enlarge your circle of friends though, does it?"

That may be true in a lot of ways, but not on Spout. As I've seen more movies, Spout has enlarged my circle of friends.

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  • Bat Guano

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    Bats  Production Year

    BATMAN:  Yes, I'm positive you're sitting in bat guano.

    ROBIN: Awww... now I'll have to take another bath.


  • Doomsday delivers

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    Dog Soldiers  (2002)

    The Descent  (2006)

    Doomsday  (2008)

    Rambo  (2008)

    One of the most enjoyable movies I've seen recently is a bizarre but cookin' action movie called Doomsday. It's Neil Marshall's (Dog Soldiers, The Descent) latest horror/sci-fi movie.

    Doomsday is like Escape From New York meets The Stand. It's post-apocalyptic filmmaking at its most enjoyable. And I've got to talk about how regarding violence, this movie has its cake and eats it too.

    This is a graphic film; for short burts it's as graphic as Passion of the Christ or the new Rambo, which  both disturbed me quite a bit. What's strange is that while I found the intense violence in Passion or Rambo to be much more sickening than entertaining, the violence of Doomsday really appealed to me as entertainment. What is even stranger is that one of the themes of Doomsday is the futile and selfish nature of cruelty... so it somehow manages to be really fun-violent while trying to unmask actual fun-violence as an abomination!

    And it's got killer car chases and fight scenes, too. WTF? This is surely a strange kind of great movie! Anyone know of a big-studio production that's as complex and fun as this? My contention is that the studios largely don't know how to pull this kind of thing off.

    I recommend this to all sci-fi and horror fans, anyone interested in violence in films, and anybody who likes wild rides. You'll be shaken and stirred by this movie, and you'll be smiling woozily when the ride gets over.

    PS--For those interested in the setup: when a deadly virus breaks out in Scotland, the UK quarantines the entire nation. A giant wall is constructed, and the virus is successfully contained. The  world tries to forget about how they left Scotland to rot.

    Twenty years on, it looks like the same virus has suddenly appeared in downtown London. An elite military team is briefed that there is evidence of survivors in Glasgow, Scotland. The team has twenty-four hours to find these survivors--if in fact they really exist--and find out how they survived the epidemic.

    The viewer's joy ensues.


  • Weekend at Bodega Bay

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    The Birds  (1963)

    Magnolia  (1999)

    The Happening  (2008)

    SPOILER ALERT: Don't read if you want to see Magnolia.

    The most surprising aspect of this movie is how long it takes for the birds to attack. When they finally do, it feels like they're interrupting a movie that would've been perfectly good without them, a complex and suspenseful screwball comedy.

    Ultimately the thrills of the second act fall short, and not because of cheesy effects. Hitchcock and co. are remarkably resourceful within their technical limitations. No, what makes it fall short is that birds just aren't that scary.

    M. Knight Shyamalan cites this movie as inspiration for The Happening. There's a thematic connection, but structure-wise a film that's far closer is From Dusk Till Dawn. Both films deliver in the first act and drop the ball when the tone switches. (And Shyamalan's film is inept but comical all the way through.)

    I think I would like this movie more if it were called Weekend at Bodega Bay; calling the film The Birds is like referring to Magnolia as The Frogs.


  • It's really happening

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    The Happening  (2008)

     

    The deliberate comic relief is hard to untangle from the knot of absurdity in this flick. 

    Is this line a joke?

    DESCHANEL: We can't just stand by and be uninvolved observers! We're not assholes!

    How about the following exchange?

    LEGUIZAMO: I'm going to tell you something nobody should ever say to their best friend.

    WAHLBERG: Why is everyone saying that to me lately?

     


  • Spring Coming

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    Winter Passing  (2004)

    Like A Winter’s Tale, the Shakespearean comedy that Winter Passing frequently alludes to, story is barely comic at first. 

    Reese Holdin (Zooey Deschanel) is dealing with destructive relationships, drug dependencies, and grief over the recent suicide of her mother.  Reese hasn’t talked with her father, reclusive novelist Don Holdin (Ed Harris), since her mother’s death.  She seeks Don out, but only because a book editor offers Reese $100,000 to deliver the correspondence her mother and father wrote during their courtship. 

    Reese leaves New York City for Michigan’s Upper Peninsula where she is shocked to discover that her father is living with two people she’s never met before.  Shelly (Amelia Warner) is a kind graduate student who, Don explains, “needed a place to get away for awhile.”  There is also the loyal, simple Corbit (Will Ferrell) who is almost childlike in his innocence.  Will Ferrell describes Corbit in an interview as a “lost soul who’s found a home.” 

    All of the main characters are lost souls, but Don, Shelly, and Corbit are building a community together.  Shelly and Corbit need a play to stay, and Don is so stricken with grief that he needs people to care for him.  (When one of Don’s fans seeks a meeting with the author, the faithful Corbit tells him that Don has “expired.  He’s officially concluded all of his earthly business.”) 

      Every day before dinner, Corbit and Don put on protective gear and tee off in Don’s old study, the room where he found his wife’s body.  Reese discovers that the walls are pocked, the windows broken.  They don’t explain to her why they do this.  I don’t think they need to.  Reese sarcastically says to her dad, “You’ve got a little utopia here.”  Don answers truthfully, “It works pretty well.”        

    This movie is full of sadness, but also full of grace.  We see hurting people passing from a winter into spring because of the warmth they’re willing to share with one another.       

    Unlike in A Winter’s Tale, Don’s dead wife does not return to him.  But he is not left alone.  Don, Corbit, Shelly, and Reese have learned how to be a different kind of family.  Reese discovers that her father has completed a manuscript of his first novel in two decades.  The man who once wrote “literary nightmares” (in Reese’s words) has written a love story that Reese affectionately calls “a little sentimental.”  Don asks her, “Do you think I’m getting soft in my old age?”  “Yes,” answers Reese with a smile, pleased.

    Don’s new novel is called Golf, which leads us to believe that he is slowly learning how to live through the unexpected and painful parts of life.  Winter Passing isn’t a comedy in the sense that you’ll be laughing out loud (though Corbit is frequently delightful); this is a comedy because it shows that grace prevails and good wins.        

    This is writer-director Adam Rapp's first and only film.  I hope he makes more.


  • Move Over, Bogie

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    Murder, My Sweet  (1944)

    In 1944 Dick Powell was well known as a squeaky-clean crooner, appearing in movie musicals such as Happy Go Lucky, Riding High, and Star-Spangled Rhythm.  By then Powell was in his early forties and wanted to try some meatier, more dramatic roles.  He got his opportunity when he signed to the nearly bankrupt RKO Pictures, who promptly filmed and released Farewell, My Lovely. 

    Powell’s waning fan base came expecting another light musical comedy; what they got was one of the greatest film noirs ever made.  Once RKO figured out they’d shot themselves in the foot with the title, they changed it to Murder, My Sweet, and soon enough the studio had a very deserving hit on their hands. 

    One of Raymond Chandler’s best novels provided the raw material for John Paxton’s smartly written screenplay.  Chandler’s plots are notoriously incomprehensible; if I were asked what this film is about, I wouldn’t know what to say other than “murder, deception, obsession.”  Murder, My Sweet isn’t plot-driven, it's more like the plot is the vehicle we ride in with private detective Philip Marlowe (Powell), meeting strange and brutal characters in places we’re sure we’ve seen in dreams.  When the film comes to a close, I don’t think “Wow, that’s a good story.”  I think, “Wow, that’s a great movie!”

    The cinematography of Murder, My Sweet is beautiful and gritty at the same time.  A dank, dirty feeling hangs in the L.A. air.  It’s like walking along the floor of a tropical rainforest—you’re up to your ankles in decay.  

    Powell’s Marlowe is tart, aloof, funny and cool.  But he’s also just, and somehow manages to seem vulnerable at the same time.  He wants to do good but doesn’t always know how.  Powell also develops chemistry with both female leads, Claire Trevor (femme fatale) and Anne Shirley (girl next door).  Eat your heart out Bogie, Powell is at the very least your equal.   

    The only part of the film that hasn’t aged well is Marlowe’s drug-induced nightmare.  Director Edward Dmytryk appears to be attempting a sequence like the one in The Big Lebowski, minus the bowling, the Vikings, and Kenny Rogers. 

    I don’t know many people, let alone film lovers, who have seen Murder, My Sweet.  It’s superior to The Big Sleep (1946), which means it’s the best Raymond Chandler adaptation, and just possibly, the best film noir ever.  


  • A Ripping Good Yarn

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    Jaws  (1988)

    My favorite part of this movie doesn't have much to do with the plot.  When Robert Shaw tells the other two men about his shark experience in the Navy, I am absolutely spellbound. 

    I like movies in which the characters tell stories.  Hence the tag I created, "a-good-yarn." 


  • Polanski--Man For the Job

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    Macbeth  (1971)

    Polanski was probably too prepared to film Shakespeare's "Macbeth" in 1971.  His wife, Sharon Tate, had recently been murdered by the Manson family.  I hear that some critics have used this incident to explain why Polanski shows Macbeth kill Duncan onscreen (Shakespeare's script keeps this offstage).  The performances are impeccable, and of course the English language doesn't get any more beautiful than this.  Polanski added a few dark touches to the ending, making "Macbeth" as despairing as "Chinatown."  Check out "Scotland, PA" for an amusing, but still brutal, reimagining of this story.


  • Makes Roger Corman Look Like Walt Disney

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    Doctor Gore  (1972)

    Before I saw "Body Shop" I believed there were two kinds of bad cinema. (1) Your average, completely uninspired fare (i.e. "Constantine"), and (2) the work that is charmingly bad, or so-bad-it's good (a la "Manos The Hands of Fate"). Now that I've seen "Dr. Gore" I know there is a third kind of bad movie: the utter crap sandwich.  Mystery Science Theatre disciples beware, this isn't edifying like Cave Dwellers or Manos.  This is soul-sucking cinema.

  • Theme Park Please!

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    "The Blade Master."  This charming sword & sorcery epic is populated by cavemen, samurai, giants beasts, and effete warlords... needless to say, it merits its own theme park.  Scuttle your way through a prehistoric cave maze!  Hang-glide onto a castle wall!  Bungee jump into the pit of the Snake God! Under the title of Cave Dwellers this movie made for one of the all-time great MST3K episodes.  May very well be the first (and only) example of a hang glider that functions as a deus ex machina. 

 

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