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  • A brilliant movie about a little Martian Mozart

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    Martian Child  (2007)

    The most endearing movie!Personally, I loved it, although I can understand some people thinking it starts off slow maybe? This is definitely not a movie for true believers in a normal “functional” society. I enjoyed every second of it, it was extremely realistic, the people were very down to earth, and Denis was a phenomenal character, it was interesting, touching, moving, inspirational... a brilliant movie about a little Martian Mozart. I suppose this is the sort of film you have to really want to see before you see it- its not the kind of thing you can just walk into and instantly understand where they’re taking this... but honestly, I think that the script was well written, that the chemistry between many of the actors was perfect... I will love this movie for probably a long time :]

  • Not disturbed... however, pleasantly surprised.

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    Disturbia  (2007)

    I was truly amazed by Shia LaBeouf- he has developed into a truly phenomenal actor. The suspense driven film really does keep you on your toes, and constantly reminds you of previous themes in the film (which is wonderful because you never feel like you don’t understand, or like you’ve missed/forgotten information.) it keeps you guessing, but at the same time fulfills all of your expectations- I was thrilled.I would never have expected this from a post-Disney kid. (You know it’s a good movie- when you find yourself offering advice verbally to characters, it’s truly novel... my friends we in hysterics while I was entirely sympathetic to the fictional characters onscreen.)

  • The last man on earth.

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    I Am Legend  (2007)

    This is one of the greatest suspense movies I’ve seen in a while, it had me jumping at almost every turn. I’m sorry to disagree with many movie goers out there, but really I think that this movie isn’t a “typical” Will Smith movie... I’ve heard that if you read the book, then the movie is a disappointment, but having not read the book- and having seen many of Mr. Smith’s films in the past... I am pleased to announce that I was thrilled with this movie. The acting was phenomenal, I literally felt like I was feeling everything that he felt (maybe I’m a little too enthusiastic about movies?) but I really, really loved this movie, and I will be first in line to buy it when it hits the stores!

  • Fantastic

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    Albeit the theatre I chose to view this (amazing) piece was full of unappreciative, disruptive teens (i.e. cell phones echoing their terror, blinding side-kick screens glowing with their textless glory, people actually talking ON THE PHONE during the film, loud random bursts of laughter).. I was still able to enjoy the movie, which is saying something- because normally that would entirely ruin it for me.

    The story is phenomenal, and I have to applaud Tim Burton for his, truly crowning achievement. I’ve always enjoyed Sweeny Todd as a story, but taking it from the stage to the screen, I was very, very impressed.


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    No Reservations  (2007)


  • a little too "well-done"?

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    No Reservations  (2007)

    Although it was very romantic and endearing, the movie falls flat when it comes to any suspenseful moments the movie feels predictable, even though it really isn’t- anything you expect doesn’t end up that way. But its still interesting, and the acting is flawless! I really enjoyed it.  

  • Weird is right.

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    UHF  (1989)

    I'm not sure I cared for it.

    some parts were endearing, but mostly it was just too weird to handle.


  • Super Odd.

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    Superstar  (1999)

    You have to have quite the unusual taste to appreciate this unusual film.

    I’m not so sure if I liked it or not, it was sort of endearing, but sort of annoying at the same time.

    I vote, if you like Napoleon Dynamite and/or UFS you’ll like this movie.


  • BRAVE

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    Braveheart  (1995)

    Wow, can you say "best film of all time" and "most historically inaccurate film of all time" in the same sentence?

    Well, thats is this movie. Point blank.


  • Angels on the TV screen.

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    I have loved this movie ever since it first came out in the mid-90's. (I just happened to catch it on the Disney channel the other day,) It is such a sweet move, it really tries to show that Americans’ generally do care- but what I loved about the movie was how startlingly close to reality it was... it is a very endearing story, and should be on every parents movie list for their children.

  • oh my god.

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    This was the third time I was viewing this movie (I was with Jaryd, and it was his first time,) I have always found it very creative, and quite funny- but I didnt get nearly as much a kick out of it as Jaryd did- he was laughing so hard, and constantly was exclaiming "WHAT!?" through most of the film.

    the ending is the best part- its so ridiculous... he couldnt get over it.

    it was great. 

  • McAmazing

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    Super Size Me  (2003)

    I was surprised by how interesting i found this movie, although documentaries have never failed to entertain ME, I know many people find them boring.

    This film... made me laugh, cry, and gag... what story line? You don’t need one. The facts speak for themselves- we’re eating ourselves to death. Its time we recognized it for what it is... and stopped.

     

    supersize me.

  • not much of a girlfriend.

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    well, if you put aside that the main character is cheating on her boyfriends throughout a majority of the film, then it’s a good movie- I liked the idea of the movie, but I hate how they made it seem like cheating on somebody was easily dismissible and forgivable...  its at least worth watching, but not good enough to be a favorite movie.


  • amused.

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    I was surprised. I thought that this would be just another guy-bashing movie, but it turned out to be remarkably sweet. Although some parts were quite a bit unbelievable, and other parts were incredibly sour- it evened out to be a strangely humorous movie. I actually really enjoyed myself. I was thoroughly entertained.

  • emo spidy strikes again...

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    Spider-Man 3  (2007)

    Spiderman 3 would have been great... if its intent was to be a comedy.

    Horrible acting
    Horrible make-up
    Horrible hair-styles
    Horrible... ehhh... dare I say it?.... dancing
    Horrible (and sad) attempt at trying to show that the New-York in the movie isn’t the New-York in reality.
    Horrible script...Heck... it was just  a
    Horrible movie.

    I gave up trying to think of a better word to describe it.
    It made me laugh, it made me cry... it quite honestly made me want to kill myself in honor of all movie viewers who were tormented by this absolutely hysterical attempt at redeeming the somewhat already over-killed trilogy.  It was so bad I wanted my $1.70 back... I was so disapointed by the spidd-y flick it was pathetic. Me and my friend Sarah laughed ourselves out of the theatre quoting the hysterical nonsense dialogue used throughout the entirety of the film.

    at least we waited to see it in the dollar theatre.


  • well...

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    Shooter  (2007)

    More blood then necessary- really, he violence was a little much for me. But all in all, I think it was a very inspiring movie. at least it seems to be for most audience members.

  • hmmmm

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    Evan Almighty  (2007)

    I actually was very, very surprised by this movie (having expected more of a Bruce almighty remake) I was pleasantly greeted by an adorable little family film... it was exciting and fun, the story kept moving. Although it wasn’t an adult focused movie (like bruce almighty was) is was much more family friendly. I enjoyed the light humor and the quite comical “dancing” credits.

    All in all, a 10 out of 10.


  • well done.

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    Transformers  (2007)

    The movie was amazing. I really enjoyed the characters- the storylines everything. 4 things in the movie bothered me though. The reference towards our President was ridiculous and unnecessary (you voted him into his position of authority- now respect him and deal with it.) The second thing was that entirely needless make out scene at the end of the movie “ok, ok, I get it- he gets the girl” but please, do you really think the car would want them to make out on his hood? With the other transformers watching? I don’t know about you, but it would have bothered me. Thirdly, why did the girl have to be a slut? Why couldn’t she dress a little more modest? She was such a cool character... but her boobs popping out, her skirt riding up, and her midriff being flaunted every which way- really didn’t add anything to her at all, it was absolutely pointless. Last thing (and the least important thing,) was that the voices were a little cheesy- the film seemed so cool and modern, so not a kids movie but that really killed it for me. It would have been cool if they all spoke using the radio- it would have been an interesting means of communication, and it would have kept the feeling of maturity with the film. With those small (barely noticeable, but still somewhat significant,) things aside, the movie was utterly fabulous. I really, really loved it.


  • wow :]

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    How could you not love The Princess Bride? I loved everything about this movie, its hysterical.

    It starts off as a grandfather telling is grandson (who has a cold) a story... and it just skyrockets from there. Such a great movie.


  • Anointed.

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    End of the Spear  (2005)

    This movie is an entirely accurate re-telling of a true story. Although this story is usually depicted with Jim Elliot as the main character- this time its told from the point of view of Steve

    Saint, the son of Nate Saint- the pilot of the missionaries’ airplane. The story is about five missionaries and their wives and children traveling over to live and work in the jungles of South America to search for the Waodani, to change their hearts and their traditions (which is basically “spear- or be speared”) when they finally found the Waodani tribe, they were ecstatic-  and they used an old idea of Nate’s to leave them gifts (in an attempt to form a friendship) finally after a few weeks they found a sand-bar that just might be big enough to land on. So they packed a bunch of stuff and went. The meeting between Nate and the Waodani goes terribly wrong thanks to the Missionaries’ inability to understand the Waodani language, and Nate and four of his fellow missionaries are savagely murdered by the Waodani. However, in the final moments of his life, Nate is able to accurately give an important message to Mincayani (the leader of the Waodani) in the Waodani language. Although the movie is sad, it ends in a very happy way.

     

    You will love the ending credits (they play clips of the real people portrayed in the movie)

    One of the clips they play is Mincayani’s visit to America... its so sweet.

    Honestly, the whole film will change your perspective on life.


  • Mrs. Darcy

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    The thing I like about this movie the most is that, as Elizabeth slowly begins to fall in love with Mr. Darcy- so does each and every member of the audience fall in love with him. By the end of the film you cant help but feel entirely satisfied. You can only call me Mrs. Darcy when you  are perfectly and totally and completely incandescently happy.

  • what review?

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    The Tramp  (1915)

    What kind of review would I ever be able to write that would pay justice due to the great Charlie Chaplin?

    He is the beginning of film making. He saw the purpose in story telling- and the potential of movies... I think he was the only one who really saw where it would take us.


  • jack black

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    Nacho Libre  (2006)

    I actually was suprised by this movie, I found it sweet- and quite comical. its such an indearing movie, if you can bring yourself to laugh at awkward moments and intentional mishaps.

  • an inspiration

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    Dracula  (1931)

    I know its true intent was to be terrifying... but I honestly thought it was hilarious – at least, for a modern movie, it would be laughable- but in its time, this sort of movie gave people horrific nightmares for weeks. A true inspiration in its time

  • itch

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    Marilyn Monroe has been my hero since I was a very little girl, at the time little did I know exactly who she was and why she was famous, I just knew that she was famous.But that aside, I was so taken up by this movie- it was so funny and sweet, about a man who has been married for seven years experiencing an irresistible itch for the young hot blonde who is staying in the apartment above his while his wife and son are away for the summer. It really is one of the better comedies I’ve seen in a while.

  • Cape Fear...not so much.

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    Cape Fear  (1962)

    Its kinda cool that this was actually filmed at Cape Fear (which is a real place) The movie itself was very monotone, it all felt the same... although a very talented suspense movie in its time, I personally didn’t experience that tension, that anxiety that was so evident on the actors faces. The movie was directed in a way that made it difficult to empathize with the different characters. Basically, it was really boring.

  • ehh

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    Music and Lyrics  (2007)

    Although cute, it was honestly just another chick-flick. It had somewhat a bring-a-smile-to-your-face type of humor. The movie had that soft feel-good-smile attitude, and it left you leaving the theatre with a satisfactory “that was exactly what I expected” feeling in the pit of your chest. It wasn’t the best movie, but it’s good for a boring afternoon at home.

  • foul.

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    Blades of Glory  (2007)

    I guess my perspective as a believer is different because I barely lasted ten minutes into the film. Its rated PG13, but it should really be rated higher then that. Maybe it got better later on, but it just wasn't worth sitting through. There were several other people that left the film even before we had made the same discission. As we were leaving we were joined by many other occupants of the theater. I was shocked because when we asked for a refund- they not only denyed my money back, but they wouldnt let us view another movie instead.

    The movie was so bad- I wanted my  $1.50 back. 


  • American graffiti

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    Isn’t one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, it was kind of needlessly drawn out. But what I loved about this movie the most was how each scene’s background music fits the scene or the scenario. It’s a really powerful movie about the youth for its time. Great sound, great acting, great picture.

     


  • YUCK

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    I hated this movie. This is probably because I hate western films- and this movie is the pinnacle of all westerns. I was in misery till the very final word.


  • Princess Mononoke

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    Ooooohh- I love this movie SO much! The storyline, the artistry! I loved it from the moment it began till the last of the ending credits! The main character is so driven by purpose. everything he says and does seems like he means it whole heartedly. Wow! This is a great movie.


  • Maria

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    Metropolis  (1927)

    This is a truly awe-inspiring film. While my film class remained unimpressed, I was intrigued and rented the movie later on to view the remainder of the film. Although it is a silent film, you shouldn’t let that hold you back from appreciating the true meaning that the actors are so ardently trying to display on the screen. This movie holds a strong point against dictatorship and inequality. The entire point is to promote that all men are created equal. People shouldn’t be placed above others to do far less to receive far more.  

  • My blue h...wait a second...whats with the title?

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    My Blue Heaven  (1990)

    Although I’m not entirely sure what the title had to do with the movie, I loved this comedy/romance film. It was creative and hysterically funny. I especially loved Steve Martin’s performance as the Gangster (Vinnie) who just happened to be a complete pathological liar- everything he did ended up working out in a hilarious array of events. Rick Moranis  (Barney) is an FBI agent, who is assigned to keep watch over Vinnie who is in the witness protection program under the alias of Todd. The movie turns out to be another charming romantic comedy, and a great way to spend an evening at home.

  • uhhh..

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