stuntman_James

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My life is a movie. My job is like Clerks, my sex life goes from the Wonder Years to Showtime porno and my friends are like the Boondock Saints.

Filmmaker who spent money well wasted on film school, I am a man with all heart, great ideas and no budget. so in the meantime, I will make my zombie mockumentary about lives and civil rights of zombies.

Horror and chick flick fan,.......man crush on Tarantino and Kevin Smith!!!!! I love the fat lunchbox son of a bitch!!!!

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Dan in Real Life

Dan is real life!!!! My Two cents
By stuntman_James in stuntman_James Blog
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"I am a huge Steve Carell fan. Have been since the Daily Show and will most likely be that way for years to come. Mind you that not everything he touches is gold. While he was amazing in 40 year Old Virgin as the lead, his best roles are those of a supporting type like in Little Miss Sunshine and Anchorman. Then comes Dan in Real Life. Carell plays Dan, a soon to be syndicated writer of an advice column entitled, you guessed it....Dan in Real Life. He lives a real life with real problems and real phobias. However, his real problems are his three daughters that sometimes treat him like dirt and his never ending mourning of his long gone wife. Dan takes his daughters to Rhode Island to have a family reunion and assist in closing the beach house of his parents for the winter. While there, he walks into a book store and into the life of a major love intrest Marie. They have an intense although short affair and arrives home to only find out that the new woman in his life ... " [More]

Re: Re-makes.......
By stuntman_James in HORROR MOVIES 101
"I dont think that halloween was clumsy...i was excited to see a complete back story when it came to michael myers....my problem was with the fact that they coped out by saying..." hey, his mom is a white trash stripper, his father figure is an umemployed white piece of trash and his older sister is white trash whore...." if he was from an affluent family....would his murdering and decension into evil be that much more disturbing? just a thought " [More]

Re: Re-makes.......
By stuntman_James in HORROR MOVIES 101
"I think that the number of remakes comes from the lack of creative chances hollywood is willing to take. I mean you have halloween, friday the 13th and other horror movies as remakes.....what next?I think that we as movie goers need to make a challenge to hollywood and to the suits and tell them to give these indie directors and writers a chance. What makes a great movie let alone a great horror movie is a story we can believe and characters we can step into their shoes. They dont take chances anymore and as a filmmaker and critic as well as a fan of cinema, i am tired of the same crappy stories and buckets of gore and calling itself a horror movie...... " [More]

Re: Re-makes.......
By stuntman_James in HORROR MOVIES 101
"eyes without a face remake would be awesome!!!!!my top 2 would be a remake of I spit on your grave and either Suspira or Opera " [More]

Superbad

Superbad......my 2 cents!!
By stuntman_James in stuntman_James Blog
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"For centuries, young males have come to a right of passage when it comes to the brink of becoming a man. That right of passage.....drop the loser title, score some alcohol and score some chicks.....here is my 2 cents on the coming of age movie Superbad! I so wanted to see this film, and was actually one of my top 5 most anticipated films of 2007. To say I love Judd Apatow and friends is a gross misinterpretation. I have followed his career since Freaks and Geeks. So when I heard that Apatow and Rogen were behind this movie, it was a must see. Superbad is about two friends, who are not the most popular nor the best looking in school, but as seniors, they know that they must really make the best of the last few weeks of high school before they embark on their move to college. Evan, played by Arrested Developments Michael Cera and Seth, played by Apatow staple Jonah Hill, are just geeks. They dress geeky and talk geeky. Along with their friend Mclovin, they have one ... " [More]

Re: Re-makes.......
By stuntman_James in HORROR MOVIES 101
"I agree and at the sametime disagree..... The Original Halloween was a classic, and even still to this day I think is more effective than it ever was. You never saw the violence just the aftermath.....nothing was more scary than Jaime Lee against the closet and you see his face come into frame.....still after all these years is scary as hell.....I do agree that we need remakes sometimes, but it seems that if we make movies all over again to make them current......but sometimes it is just adding more blood and gore...I do applaud Zombie for giving more depth to the story of Michael Meyers " [More]

Re-makes.......
By stuntman_James in HORROR MOVIES 101
"alright guys, as horror fans, what do we think of the all these remakes coming out. Halloween is just the first of many 70's and 80's horror flicks being remade....... i saw Halloween last week and posted my review, so go see it and maybe give us an idea as to what horror films you owuld like to see get remade james " [More]

Halloween

Halloween 2007......my two cents
By stuntman_James in stuntman_James Blog
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"I was going to write this review last week when I got to see it. However, life supersedes everything...so better late than never....Here is my 2 cents for Halloween 2007 Let me start by saying that I have a love affair for the original Halloween. This movie was really the first horror film I saw all the way through, without stopping it or leaving halfway through the movie. John Carpenter was brilliant, giving us an emotional movie that allowed our minds create the horror and violence more than what was ever shown on the screen. He gave us a character that has a one track mind, and that was killing. We created the motivation and the drive for his killing. I remember when that little kid said you couldn't kill the boogey man. Carpenter made Michael Myers indestructible, above death. He was a cold, silent and deadly killer. He had the curorisity of a small child. The most chilling scene is when the poor guy who gets a beer is raised and stabbed into a cabinet. He ... " [More]

The Bourne Ultimatum

Bourne Ultimatum......my 2 cents
By stuntman_James in stuntman_James Blog
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"In the summer of trilogies, like Spider-Man 3, Shrek 3 and Pirates 3, we finally get a trilogy movie worth its weight in gold. Here is my 2 cents on.....The Bourne UltimatumWe finally get closure for the 3 movie series based on Robert Ludlum's books. Jason Bourne is now remembering things from his past, linking memory strings together to remember his life before the program. Who he was and what happened. He starts making attonement for his sins, for killing people that could of been innocent of being killed by his hand.As always, the program that created this killing machine is trying to stop him. They send assassin after assassin, but the end result is always the same. Assassins zero, Bourne one!In this final installment, Bourne is tracking a reporter and his informant that have information about his past. Who he really is and the secret program. Project Black Birch, that has made him Jason Bourne. When Bourne surfaces again, searching for answers and tracking this rep ... " [More]

Re: Directors who have yet to m ...
By stuntman_James in Directors
"This is all subject to personal assessments....I think that Robert Rodriguiez has a film in him that can be considered a masterpiece to some...Wes Anderson is on that cuspSophia Coppola is going to have a killer film one day " [More]

Halloween

Re: What was the FIRST film tha ...
By stuntman_James in HORROR MOVIES 101
"The first horror movie I have ever saw was the one that scared the living hell out of me..... Halloween..... even the theme song, even today scares me like there is no tomorrow..... " [More]

if you could have any superhero ...
By stuntman_James in My Two Cents
"Alright. I have a question to pose to the people on spout. With the recent wave of superhero movies that are coming out in droves to the theaters, I have to ask this one question..... If you could have one superhero power.....what would it be?One rule though.....you cannot have a superhero power that has been in any comic books....so for example: No flying or invisible or whatever..... so let me know!!! ps: mine would be the ability to read and understand any language! " [More]