postprandial

"neon ferrets at a rave"

Personal statement: i recognize that i tend to be composed of contradictions and social influences. i am an anachronism and the perfect representation of today. an idealist and a cynic, a perfectionist and a lazy bum. i balk at pigeonholing and yet delight in seeking labels. i live in darkness yet i constantly speak of light. and all of this is who i am because i am relinquishing identity and embracing my soul.<br>
commonly questioned facts: i am a discordian* [disorganized religion]. i finally believe in what i fight for [evolution]. i don't hate technology [misunderstandings], but sometimes i do need breaks from it. i do not (always) declare myself a hipster [culture], but i do use it as a term of endearment. i am more likely to kick it with someone twenty years older than me than someone my age [which has yet to be defined]. one of my distant relatives kept a daily journal for years counting how many peas he ate at each meal [ancestral quirks].<br>
*a quote from the Principia Discordia: "Reality is the original Rorschach."<br>