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Re:Take the red pill: Recast TH ...
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"First, let me say that what I am about to do should be illegal. This whole idea is completely blasphemous and it totally sickens me. But alas, I like swag, and so I will give it a shot. I present you all with a history of the celebrated remake of The Matrix. In 1999 The Matrix was released by Warner Bros. to great success and acclaim. It later spawned two sequels, which while financially successful, have been much maligned as a supreme waste of time. To shed the stink of the sequels Warner Bros., in 2010, released a remake of The Matrix, cleverly titled, Matrix Rebooted, a coy play on the similar styled title, Batman Begins. And in a further attempt to relate the new film to the successful reinvisioning of the Batman franchise Warner Bros. hired director Christopher Nolan. Originally set only as the producer of Matrix Rebooted, Nolan quickly hired screenwriter John August to pen the screenplay and possibly direct as well. Having seen August's 2007 film, The Nines, Nolan felt th ... " [More]
Re:Recasting THE BREAKFAST CLUB ...
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"Because he should be resurrected and cast as every character in every film I present you all with the all-Charlton Heston remake of The Breakfast Club. Charlton Heston as Moses in The Ten Commandments ... Andrew 'Andy' Clark Chuckie Heston as Robert Thorn in Soylent Green ... Brian Ralph Johnson Charlton Heston as Robert Neville in The Omega Man ... John Bender Charlton Heston as Marc Antony in Julius Ceasar ... Claire Standish Charlton Heston as Judah Ben-Hur in Ben-Hur ... Allison Reynolds Charlton Heston as Cardinal Richelieu in The Three Muskateers ... Principal Richard Vernon Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes ... Carl the Janitor " [More]
Re:Recasting GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
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"Ghostbusters: London CallingAn Edgar Wright Film In this highly anticipated sequel/re-imagining of the original Ghostbusters England is about to get slimed! When ghosts get a passport to Europe they take London by storm and it's up to a special team of British parapsychologists to save the city. Killing ghosts and making jokes, all before tea time. Steve Coogan ... Dr. Peter Venkman Simon Pegg ... Dr. Raymond Stantz Martin Freeman ... Dr. Egon Spengler Nick Frost ... Winston Zeddmore Cate Blanchett ... Dana Barrett Paddy Considine ... Louis Tully Emma Thompson ... Janine Melnitz Christopher Eccleston ... Walter Peck Bill Nighy ... Mayor Ricky Gervais ... Male Test Subject Anna Friel ... Female Test Subject Thandie Newton ... Gozer Edgar Wright ... Zuul / Slimer (voice) (uncredited) " [More]
Re:Recasting GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
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"Ghostbusters remade as a college comedy romp about an unpopular fraternity made up of three nerdy parapsychology majors who discover ghosts on the campus of St. Swayze University. In their crusade to rid the school of the ghosts they uncover an ancient myth come to life that threatens to destroy the university and decimate their fraternity. Ghosts are busted, classes are cancelled, hilarity ensues.When ghosts go to college, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters, in theatres now. Joseph Gordon-Levitt ... Peter Venkman (The eccentric, self-appointed leader of the frat) Jay Baruchel ... Raymond Stantz (The odd one of the bunch) John Cho ... Egon Spengler (Straight-played most nerdy member) Kal Penn ... Winston Zeddmore (The only visible minority student at the University who was actually willing to go through the ridiculous initiation) Mila Kunis ... Dana Barrett (The girl Peter falls for and leads to the discovery of the portal to ano ... " [More]
Re:Recasting GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
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"I have for you the David Fincher mind-bender, thriller re-make of Ghostbusters. Its a film about a crack team of paranormal scientists who uncover the means to hunt down and capture ghosts and go to work to rid a grim New York City of them. It is already being hailed as the most twisted and frighteningly absorbing thriller of the year. Robert Downey Jr. ... Dr. Peter Venkman Brad Pitt (I'm sorry Adam) ... Dr. Raymond Stantz Edward Norton ... Dr. Egon Spengler Forest Whitaker ... Winston Zeddmore Helena Bonham Carter ... Dana Barrett Kevin Spacey ... Louis Tully Gwyneth Paltrow ... Janine Melnitz Elias Koteas ... Walter Peck Brian Cox ... Mayor Jared Leto ... Male Student Natalie Portman ... Female Student Cate Blanchett ... Gozer Meat Loaf ... Zuul / Slimer (voice) (uncredited)I was going to do a comedy version as well but foxadam5 stole all ... " [More]