forticus

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Re:Recasting THE BIG LEBOWSKI ( ...
By forticus in Filmgaming
"The Big Lebowski a John Sturges production. The Dude...James Coburn Walter Sobchack...John Wayne Donny...Dean Jones Maude ...Anne Francis Jeffrey Lebowski...Dick Van Patten Brandt...Robert Vaughn Bunny...Lana Turner Knox...Rock Hudson Woo...James Garner Blonde treehorn thug...Steve Mcqueen Nihilist #1...Gregory Peck Nihilist #2...Yul Brynner Nihilist #3...Frank Sinatra Marty the landlord...Burt Lancaster The Stranger...Spencer Tracy Jacki Treehorn...Elli Wallach Malibu police chief...Donald Pleasence Little Larry Sellers...Ron Howard Jesus...Charles Bronson " [More]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Re:PBS Does STAR WARS
By forticus in Filmgaming
"Take this crap they call Clone Wars and insert the following.......... 1. Place math problems on all the space ships. 2. Place the answers to those math problems on random endangered creatures. 3. Replace Ziro with a bi-sexual purple dinosaur that can speak spanish. 4. Replace popular theme music with a sing-along with Hannah Montana. 5, Have a read and spell with Jabba's son stinky . 6. Cut to President Bush looking for weapons of mass destruction on Tatooine. 7. Show a Pro Life Yoda Handing out condoms with a side of good advice. 8. One out of every ten pod racers are electric and sponsored by Obama. 9. The program would also encourage making friends of different color. 10. If you watch this educational show online and are between the ages of 8-14 you will be entered to win a free copy of Pass the Ammo or Highway to Hell. ( While supplies last). End with Sky Guy stepping in poodoo for the kiddies. " [More]

Atonement

Re:Cast BATMAN 3
By forticus in Filmgaming
"The Joker was brilliant in Dark Knight so lets all wait a movie or two for his better half -Harley Quinn.Although if you can't resist how about casting Keira Knightley? Lets put a smile on that Face. Domino and Atonement . " [More]

Memento

Re:Cast BATMAN 3
By forticus in Filmgaming
"Dear Mr. Nolan or To whom it may concern, The Dark Knight Returns. While a man hunt is issued for Batman’s capture his crusade for Gotham continues. I want to begin by keeping the realistic, post 911 world that Christopher Nolan has created in Begins and Dark Knight, by continuing to instill paranoia and chaos, the Joker created, thru new characters introduced in Batman 3 (The Dark Knight Returns). It's open season! In my version of Batman 3, I would introduce my spin of the Holiday Killer (son of Carmine Falcone). The Holiday Killer (Joaquin Phoenix) is a mysterious serial killer that begins murdering the helpless citizens of Gotham at random . The HK remains a mystery for most of the comic book stories, but his method is always the same. The HK's weapon is a .22 caliber pistol (using a rubber baby bottle nipple as the silencer) with the handle taped and the serial number filed off. Also, every crime takes place on a holiday and a small trinket representing each holiday ... " [More]

Star Wars

Re:Take the red pill: Recast TH ...
By forticus in Filmgaming
"George Lucas version of the Matrix in a computer far far away.Narration by James Earl Jones Neo-Hayden Christensen(Star Wars) Morpheus-Samuel Jackson(Star Wars) Trinity-Natalie Portman(Star Wars) Agent Smith-Mark Hamill(Star Wars) Oracle-Carrie Fisher(Star Wars) Cypher-Robert Duvall(THX1138) Tank-Ahmed Best(Star Wars) Apoc-Peter Mayhew(Star Wars) Mouse-Ron Howard (American Graffiti) Dozer-Billy D. Williams(Star Wars) Switch-Cindy Williams (American Graffiti) Agent Brown-Ewan Mcgregor(Star wars) Agent Jones-Liam Neeson(Star Wars) To be continued..................... ....... The Keymaker-Richard Dreyfuss(American Graffiti) Train Man-Bruce Spence(Star Wars) Link-Harrison Ford(Star Wars) The Architect-Christopher Lee( Star Wars) Seraph-Ray Park( Star Wars) Commander Lock-Alex Guinness(Star Wars) Commander Locks lieutenant-Jimmy Smits(Star Wars) Twin 1-Peter Cushing(Star Wars) Twin 2-Ian Mcdiarmid(Star Wars) Merovingian-Anthony Daniels(Star Wars) Raver 1-Kenny Baker(Star Wars) Rav ... " [More]

Re:TOP 5 MOVIES TO TEACH AN ALI ...
By forticus in Filmgaming
"Kids-Persepolis Teen-Cant Hardly Wait Adult-Swingers Old Age-Young At Heart Death-The Fountain " [More]

Re:TOP 5 MOVIES TO TEACH AN ALI ...
By forticus in Filmgaming
"SEX.....Boogie Nights DRUGS.....Requiem For A Dream ROCK N ROLL.....Spinal Tap Religion.....Wicker Man (1973) Life.....Citizen Kane " [More]