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Taken (2009)
By ElCid2002 in ElCid2002 Blog
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"From Deliberations of a Red-Headed Stepchild Blog http://deliberationsfromaredhe adedstepchild.blogspot.com/ Taken (2009)Starring – Liam Neeson & Maggie GraceDirector – Pierre MorelDomestic Gross – Not Yet ReleasedRunning Time - 93 minutesWhat would happen if someone tried to kidnap Jason Bourne’s kid?! If you’re curious you should definitely check out Taken when it’s released later this week. The film starts out a little slow explaining how Bryan Mills (Neeson) came to live in LA. He is a former government operative who retired to reconnect with his daughter. He then begrudgingly allows his daughter to go to Paris on vacation. Then, as you’ve no doubt seen in the trailers, she is abducted. That’s where the fun begins. Mills goes apeshit over the next 96 hours in an attempt to get his daughter back. It is fast-paced and exciting and should be enjoyed on the big screen. Definitely check it out!I’m Mike D and I approve this me ... " [More]

Re:And the winners are...
By ElCid2002 in Worst Movie Ever
"That rapper graph is hilarious!!! " [More]

'Worst 'Modern' Retelling of a ...
By ElCid2002 in Worst Movie Ever
"While I don't have any that involve Munchkin Rape I've got a few pretty terrible remakes... "O" - Othello - I know it was mentioned, but you really can't comprehend how terrible this film was. I was living in Charleston, SC when this came out and since it was filmed there I watched it for the local scenery. Wow! It was awful. "Get Over It" - Misummer Nights Dream - When you've got Sisqo and Coolio involved with Shakespeare you know it's bad. Add to that Kirsten Dunst who peaked at age 6 and you're treading in very dangerous water. "Tromeo & Juliet" - Romeo & Juliet - The tagline says it all... Body Piercing, Kinky Sex, Dismemberment. The Things That Made Shakespeare Great "The Longest Yard" - Really... We're going to replace Jim Hampton's classic Caretaker with Chris Rock... Nope. Swing and a miss. "Poseidon" - The Poseidon Adventure - I won't even dignify this with a response. "Pink Panther" - The Pink Panther - Replacing Peter Sellers with Stever Martin = Steaming ... " [More]

Re:APPALOOSA DVD Giveaway
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"At this point am I getting extra credit for starting a conversation?! PS - I like Harrison Ford to replace John Wayne... Nice. " [More]

APPALOOSA DVD Giveaway
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance Classic Western. Not sure how you recast John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart or replace John Ford, but maybe that's a question for SkyPilot and the recasters. Either way it's a great movie!!! " [More]

Re:Best Movie Lists -- DVD give ...
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"Here's my list (albeit a currently short one)... "80's Guy Movies that are now Immensely Homoerotic" Top Gun - Volleyball scene says it all. Rocky 3 - Who wants to go splach and hug in the ocean. Lost Boys - Watch is again. Corey Haim has a poster of Rob Lowe up on his wall... HILARIOUS! I'm sure many could add to this list, but I'm drawing a blank. " [More]

Re:DVD Box Set Giveaway
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"Batman – The Dark Knight “It was so exciting. I don’t understand why Batman didn’t just clear his throat or take a Halls. I could barely understand him he was so growly.” Slumdog Millionaire “I would have liked it a lot more if they just made it in America.” Forgetting Sarah Marshall “Did they really have to show his… you know… lil’ guy?” Quantum of Solace “It was great, but he’s no Connery.” (as she stares in to space with a dreamy look in her eyes… so creepy) Tropic Thunder “The fat, loud Guy really reminded me of Tom Cruise for some reason.” " [More]

Re:THE DARK KNIGHT DVD giveaway
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"I think we should go with Mark Wahlberg just for the hilarity of it: BATMAN - Hey Two-Face... What's going on? You're a supervillain. I like that. You wreak havoc on the world... I produce "Entourage". Okay... Talk to you later Two-Face. Say "hi" to your mutha for me. Fantastic. " [More]

Re:October 15th winner
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"What were the winning potential crusades?! " [More]

Recast HIGH FIDELITY (2000) & T ...
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"This may be a bit of a stretch, but I feel like when Cusack talks his rhythm is kind of like Shatner... So, in honor of that I give you the Star Trek version of High Fidelity: Rob Gordon - William Shatner (Capt. Kirk) Laura - Yellow Alien Chick with Antenas Dick - Walter Koenig (Checkov) Barry - James Doohan (Scotty) Marie - Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) Charlie - Hot Blue Alien Liz - Majel Barrett (Nurse Chapel) Ian - Leonard Nimoy (Spock) Older Customer - George Takei (Sulu) Louis - Deforest Kelley (McCoy) Marco - A Tribble Springsteen - The Cantina Band from Star Ways I realize this is completely absurd, but think about a few things A) How hilarious would it be for Scotty to sing "Let's Get It On" B) Charlie running off with a Tribble because it's gorgeous C) Leonard Nimoy with a pony tail to play Ian. I really think he can pull it off. D) the dream sequence with the Cantina Band coming to talk to Rob in clicks and whistles while Shat ... " [More]

Top 5 Challenge
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"Top 5 Cult Movies (that don't involve John Carpenter, Kurt Russell or Bruce Campbell) Yes, everyone knows that Big Trouble in Little China, Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, The Thing, They Live, Tango & Cash, etc are F-ing awesome. That's why every time someone makes a top cult movies list a few of those movies slip onto it. Too easy. Try these out. 5. TapeHeads - Terribly dated and overconfident about it's own cleverness, this move still charms. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Ku_wLVbIUA4 4. Story Of Ricky (Ricky O) - Generally I don't go for Kung Fu movies but maybe thats because most Kung Fu movies don't have people punching through bodies like balsa wood and using their own intestines as strangulation weapons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =nQf4Zowi3Jg 3. Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetary Man) - Possibly the strangest zombie movie I've ever seen. This one gets downright existential. Plus there's a really hot Italian chick that gets naked... a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watc ... " [More]

Top 5 Challenge
By ElCid2002 in Filmgaming
"I realize that we are generally pretty PG around here, but my friends and I put together this Top 5 that I thought was hilarious and works with the music theme of High Fidelity. Without further ado I give you: Top 5 Songs that are really just Thinly Veiled Metaphors for Oral Sex 5. "Tomorrow" Silverchair: Sample Lyric - "Wont you come with me, to a place in a little town - The only way to get there's to go straight down - Theres no bathroom, and there is no sink - The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink"4. "Candy Shop" 50 cent: Sample Lyric - "I'll take you to the candy shop - I'll let you lick the lollypop - Go 'head girl don't you stop- Keep going 'til you hit the spot" 3. "Rock Me Gently" Andy Kim: For the longest time I thought that this song was just about regular old sex but check this Sample Lyric - "Oh my darlin' Oh my baby - You got the moves that drive me crazy - And on your face I see a trace of love" 2. "Misfire" Queen: Keep in mind this song is sung by a dude ... " [More]