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I'm afraid to lose my obscurity.  Real genius only thrives in the dark--like celery.

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  • Up

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    Up  (2009)

    With Up, Pixar has pulled off something magnificent--and old-fashioned adventure story and an aching comment on aging packaged in a family friendly studio film. Don't get me wrong, Up works brilliantly as a film "for the whole family," sacrificing none of Pixar's inherent charm in order to make a mature film (much like Wall-E, which addressed similarly advanced themes whilst maintaining the slap-stick, love-sick aura of a children's movie). However, what amazed this reviewer the most was the fact that the adult's in the multiplex, my mother included, and the children, my brother included, enjoyed the film equally and non-equivocally; the themes of the film appealed to both the adults and the kids, and both seemed moved, often to the point of tears. (My mom, as well as several elderly members of the audience, were moved to tears by several sequences.)

    One can only imagine the excitement the Pixar creative team must have felt when they nabbed the idea of an old fart flying away in his house to escape subjection to a retirement home ("How does the house fly away?" "Colorful balloons." "JACKPOT." "And there's talking dogs too." "My God, what will we think of next?"). It fits the formula of any successful film, and with Pixar behind, this film could not have flopped.

    I'm not going to beat the ragged drum and rave about the marvelous opening sequence, or the rollicking adventure scenes, or the hilarious dog scenes...but they are all magnificent.

    The impressive achievement of the film, one that sets it apart from all Pixar efforts that precede it, is the feeling of content old-fashionedness (sorry, I invented a word) that coats each frame. The waltzy score is reminiscent of 1940's Hollywood musicals and love stories, brimming with wonder and nostalgia. The adventure strived for is meant as a return to Treasure of the Sierra Madre action, with a clear-cut morality and immorality, the forces of good-nature combating the old figure of greed, embodied by a disgraced adventurer hiding out in the enigmatic Paradise Falls. Much like Raiders of the Lost Ark (I think Allmovieguide made this connection as well), it is a tribute, not a knock-off, of old adventure stories; it attempts a revamp, using adventure films' best characteristics, and discarding or playfully paying homage to their bad ones, to create something entirely new. And, in the case of Up, the ones paying tribute have crafted something remarkably beautiful.

    Part of what makes the approach so effective is the sympathy created for the characters--in the widely accoladed opening sequence, the audience is completely convinced of the timeless devotion Carl feels for his wife. There is no doubt that he would go to the ends of the Earth to express his love for her, even following her death. Russel, the stowaway "Wilderness Explorer," is quite possibly the most hilarious and heart-breaking part of the movie. Although the viewer never formally meets his family or glimpses into his home-life, small details are revealed in his gregariously self-conscious dialogue that his life sucks. That would be a minute detail, if Russel's character were not so lovable; his naivete is tragic, but one cannot help but feel as though it is his only saving grace. I, a heartless old wretch (at the staggering age of 17), cried like a baby when Russel discussed his relationship with his father, tinged with longing, as for some reason, his real mother is gone and his father is never around. The only thing he seems to have in his life is his Wilderness Scouts club, and he pursues his badges with hell-bent vigor.

    Everything about Up is instilled with an insatiable melancholy, but it doesn't stop the film from being a fun-as-hell ride. The action's great, the comedy's  perfect, and the emotional resonance is second to nothing in theaters right now.


  • Waltz With Bashir

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    Waltz with Bashir is a profoundly unsettling film. Perfectly transitioning between a startlingly realistic animated frame and the hallucinatory thought processes of the film's creator, it is both original and powerful, managing a stylistic breakthrough as well as knocking the wind from the viewers gasping lungs with its stark beauty and resonance.

    The film follows an aging Israeli film-makers attempts to recollect his experiences in the 1980s Lebanon War, specifically his role in the massacre at Sabra and Shatila refugee camps. Through psychological examinations and testimonials, done in a documentary format, he slowly begins to realize the horrors he has faced, and the difficulty he will now have in shaking them.

    The visuals are magnificent. It is as though the audience is reliving memories with Ari, and is being sucked in by their dream-logic and brutal realities. The opening scene, in which vicious dogs charge, unfeeling, ruthless, to an unknown adversary, is perhaps the most indelible of the entire film, serving to introduce the viewer to the nightmare and never let them leave. The dogs are a representation of war, of human nature, itself--charging, lifeless, to a destination unknown, only thinking about what they will destroy at the end.

    Sorry if I sound heavy, but that's the effect the film has. It definitely sticks with you; I can't wait until I can see it again, and sort through the intricacies of the images, the deeper relevance of the psychology, and the historical conflict that they mirror. The massacre, which makes the Israeli soldiers "unwittingly take the place of the Nazis", is a stunning revelation, punctuated by a jump back to reality, out of the dreamworld, where the sins of humanity must once again be faced personally.

    The film not only examines the condition and suffering of the Middle-East (made all the more relevant by the recent Hamas conflict), but the suffering of the human condition. The animation serves to enhance the allegorical perspective that the film chooses to take--our memories are shifting, pulsating, figments of time and, possibly, total hallucinations. To escape life's realities, perhaps we invent them, if only to forget the brutalities; however, the saying remains true--we must not forget the mistakes of the past, if we are to avoid them in the future.


  • The Year My Parents Went on Vacation

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    The Year my Parents Went on Vacation is a pretty involving little movie taking place during the military dictatorship in Brazil, with all things revolving around the impending World Cup.  The second half of the movie is outstanding--it just took me a while to get there, because I was bored to tears with the first half.

    The slow beginning is a result of lingering upon well-trodden and predictable plot devices.  We know that we are in dictatorial Brazil, and Mauro's (the kid, played magnificently by Michel Joelsas) parents are going on vacation and leaving him behind.  They are nervous, anxious, agitated, and keep looking long and sadly at their son.  And we are led, basically spoon-fed, to believe that Mauro's parents are probably radical leftists, fleeing repression and an almost certain arrest.  This would be fine if it were not dwelled upon for 10 minutes--there are so many innuendos as to the parents' political affiliation and the fact that they probably won't return from their vacation that it's difficult to believe that Mauro wouldn't catch on.  Cao Hamburger attempts to capture the naivete of youth and does so successfully, but he lingers upon it too long, and it becomes irrelevant.

    The next half an hour or so is spent resolving a sticky conflict that was made prominent when Mauro arrives at his grandfather's retirement community (I won't reveal it, but needless to say, you can see it coming).  Everything is set up.  Mauro is stuck at a mostly Jewish retirement community, with a reluctant old man named Schlomo (Germano Haiut, who also turns a solid performance) who is aloof about the boy for a while, but then later has a the Gratuitous Change of Heart and searches endlessly for the boy's parents.

    The second half of the film abandons the cliched, unnecessarily emotional set-up for some politically charged and genuinely moving scenes.  The characters are finally drawn to full potential.  The plot finally thickens.  The nostalgia of childhood is finally captured, making the finale all the more haunting.  It is a great finish to an otherwise unimpressive movie.


  • Slumdog Millionaire and some Undeserved Animosity

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    Trainspotting  (1996)

    Memento  (2001)

    28 Days Later  (2003)

    Juno  (2007)

    The Dark Knight  (2008)

    The Wrestler  (2008)

    Over the past decade or so, the film community has watched a surge of independent directors make outstanding films that get absolutely no awards recognition except perhaps on the festival circuit.  Some of these directors include David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Christopher Nolan, and Danny Boyle.  Their movies prior to this year's releases expressed their talent significantly, and yet have been largely ignored by most "major" organizations, most notably the Academy and the Golden Globes--however, they have received awards or nominations from several of the other prestigious associations:  aside from various critics awards, Christopher Nolan has a DGA nomination under his belt for Memento; Danny Boyle has been praised and awarded multiple times in the UK, most notably the BAFTA awards; David Fincher, apart from critics awards, has won a DGA for commercials (of all things); and Darren Aronofsky has tragically been shut out of all major awards circles.

    And then there's this year.  Christopher Nolan has another DGA nomination for The Dark Knight, and that along with the multitudes of accolades that the film's receiving, with the exception of the lack of love the Globes showed (cue self-indulgent and inevitable reference to Heath Ledger's Joker...); David Fincher now has a BAFTA nomination to brag about as well as two more DGA nominations (one for commercials), a Golden Globe nomination, and an NBR win--all for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button; Darren Aronofsky has directed one of the most acclaimed performances of the year in one of the most acclaimed films of the year (The Wrestler), although he has been mostly shut-out of recognition (his most well-known appearance has been flipping off Rourke); and Danny Boyle, a director no longer to be ignored, has been raking in endless attention, from a Golden Globe win, to a DGA nomination, to another BAFTA nomination, and all the way to what is shaping up to be a definite Oscar nomination, and if all goes well, a win.

    And now to the movie that is the catalyst of his exaltations:  Slumdog Millionaire, a film about an Indian "slumdog" who is chosen to be a contestant on India's version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?  However, most people know almost everything there is to know about this movie already, so I won't continue to bombard you with the same synopsis and review.

    It's a terrific movie.  It's interminably entertaining, with great performances and a love-story that can only be described by the film's overlying theme: destiny.  The love between the two leads is not necessarily fully developed, but that's the point.  Jamal knows he loves Latika, and would go to the end of the earth to be with her, but the viewer never receives much explanation.  Because of this, the film is mystical; it's a seemingly doomed romance, pushing onwards against all odds, with nothing but fate to tie it together.  Latika at first seems confused at Jamal's passion, as is the audience, but she is soon enveloped in it, realizing with maturity beyond her age that it will never work.  But Jamal sticks with his belief in love and destiny, and that is what brings him to the final round of the show, and an ultimate reunion with his love, and a tragic sacrifice by his brother.

    Kevin Buist on Spoutblog referred to the film as "hectic and sloppy."  I did not perceive that in the least.  Slumdog Millionaire definitely has a frenetic, insatiable energy--but I saw it as the allure of youthfulness, which the characters all maintain despite their encounters with situations far beyond their levels of maturity.  A particularly magnificent scene occurs when there is a montage of Jamal and Salim, his brother, hustling people on a train, with MIA's Paper Planes blaring on the soundtrack.  It brings what I previously knew as a stoner tune, one to blast while driving down a college avenue in a shitty SUV, a whole new level of meaning; it was music and image meshed beautifully to form a scene of childlike wonder.  Danny Boyle's masterful direction, as well as miraculously timed editing and grainy, dreamlike photography, allows the film to maintain the viewer's concentration, to captivate them, up to the final shot (of the story), where the magical realism of the film is summed up in a corny, cliched, and wonderful final exchange between lovers, including lines such as "It is destiny" and "Kiss Me."

    Needless to say, the Bollywood dance sequence slaps a huge goofy smile on your face, no matter what your feelings about the film are--an intoxicatingly happy ending, punctuated by a final tribute to the country that the film owes its liveliness.

    The film is becoming the subject of slight backlash, like Little Miss Sunshine and Juno before it--however, unlike those two films, I don't feel that Slumdog is deserving of the contrarian treatment.  Crash began an era of awards contention is which films undeserving of major awards speculation are pushed to the top of year-end lists and critics awards.  The awards season is driven not necessarily by quality of films but by the frenzied, rabid support that they draw from the louder patrons of Hollywood; Crash may not have even been nominated had it not been for an aggressive campaign strategy and an anti-Brokeback backlash.  Crash was not a good film.  It was an unsubtle, in-your-face anti-racism film--in other words, nothing but white noise.  Little Miss Sunshine was a cute, entertaining little film that made it to the top through the support it gained at film festivals.  Juno just rode the independent film wave, effortlessly driving its way to the top of contention despite it being corny fluff piece, a crowd pleaser that hid behind a too-hip-for-its-own-good script.  Juno isn't necessarily a festival film even--it seemed to pretend it was, but it's my belief that it pretended to be to give it a lovable underdog status.

    I don't dislike any of the films I just mentioned (except Crash--Paul Haggis sucks).  However, I agree with the cynics in that all of them were undeserving of the infinite praise that they received.

    Slumdog Millionaire is slightly different.  It really is an underslumdog (I'm sorry) film--it was made with a low budget in the actual slums of Mumbai, with an entirely Indian cast and a British/Indian film crew.  The only reason it is being recognized is because it is being loved consistently by (nearly) all that see it.  It is incredible entertainment, a crowd-pleaser with timeless themes of love and destiny, as well as a genuine aesthetic achievement.  Something about the film works in a way that none of the aforementioned films do--it is not in the least self-important, and despite its reliance on coincidence and fate, it never once feels forced.  It flows, from the chase scene through the slums to the beautiful sequence on the train to the hokey Bollywood finale.  It's escapism at its best.

    Although some Indians are claiming the film as their own with pride, others are denouncing the film for depicting India as a slum.  The movie is called SLUMdog Millionaire.  It's about a kid from a slum who makes it on a gameshow.  It's not claiming to represent India as a whole.  It's merely depicting the struggles someone from a slum in Mumbai may face.

    And do people really begrudge Danny Boyle the attention he's getting?  The distinguished auteur behind Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, and Sunshine is getting his due for a film that almost no one had heard about less than a year ago.  That's amazing.

    I'm not saying the film is perfect--it has its flaws.  I would not call it the best film of the year--yet.  The Dark Knight was magnificent, and Christopher Nolan is overdue for some attention (although he has an Oscar nomination for writing already), as was Benjamin Button, and David Fincher is aching for a statue with such an impressive repertoire (let's just forget Panic Room).  I have yet to see The Wrestler, let alone most of the other films in contention.

    This year is going to be a tight race for the Oscars.  I'm suggesting that people not focus on the mania behind films and actually watch the movies and make their own opinions about them.  It isn't fair to renounce a movie just because of the attention it's getting; see the movie, and find out for yourself if it's deserving.  Seeing movies with an open mind is the key to enjoying them, and fanatical incrimination of films prevents unbiased movie-watching from happening.  It's a shame, because when it's time for a movie to receive its due, its achievements are often clouded by rancid smoke, expelled from the black and unwelcoming lungs of deliriously pretentious critics.


  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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    Forrest Gump  (1994)

    After reading the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, it is simple to figure out the reasons why they changed it so much to make an Oscar worthy, mainstream film.  The story is wonderful, very satirical and beautifully written, but it would not translate well into a film, even if they had kept the general plot devices; yes, the only resemblance the film holds to the story is the arch, a man born a septuagenarian (what a useless word) aging backwards into eventual nothingness.  The short story has a whimsical, detached feel, a meandering narrative structure despite its compact length.  The movie maintains the structure and the arch, but nothing else.

    That said, I loved the film.

    David Fincher will undoubtedly be criticised for going soft, for appealing to the pathos of a mainstream audience.  I unjustly made this assumption at first glance; there's a doomed romance, and a misplaced focus on realism in some of the scenes despite the mystical possibilities of the premise.  However, after re-reading the short story, I came to realize that there was no way to successfully adapt the tone of the piece into a film; it focuses almost expressly on generational conflict, and the aging of a person making them even more naive than when they arrived on earth.  The film needed to elaborate; and it did, into a well-deserved 159 minutes.

    The opening sequence, beginning in a New Orleans hospital at the onset of Hurricane Katrina, is quite possibly the most beautiful of the entire film.  A dying Daisy describes the efforts of a blind clock-maker to build a clock fit for a new train station.  He makes it work in reverse, for reasons that I will not disclose in this review; it will suffice to say that what ensues, set to a poetic voiceover, is the most beautiful reverse-motion sequence I have yet seen (out of lots of reverse-motion sequences, believe me...).  It serves to draw the viewer into the mysticism, to lose their sense of logical time--and to affect them emotionally from the onset.

    The film is, however, a slave of consequence.  This is where the inevitable comparisons to Forrest Gump will most likely be drawn.  Some of the historical throw-ins are magical, such as Daisy and Benjamin witnessing a space-shuttle launch whilst sailing in the Gulf of Mexico.  Others feel very forced, such as Benjamin's encounter with the woman who swam the English channel (although even that occurrence works in the context that it is used).  An outright strange reference is the recurring joke of a man in a retirement home claiming to have been struck by lightning 7 times, a likely allusion to Roy Sullivan, the Virginia park ranger.  (I looked him up on Wikipedia.  This is slightly anachronistic, though strangely relevant to the short story; Roy Sullivan lived in Virginia, and the film takes place mostly in New Orleans, but the short story is in Baltimore.)  The general premise of the film is reliant upon eventuality--evidenced by the fact that the revelation of the story is related with the climactic backdrop of Hurricane Katrina.

    No matter how forced the film feels at times, it is genuinely moving.  It is conveying a message that needs to be taken into account by all; life is fleeting, but don't take it for granted.


  • Belle de Jour

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    Belle de jour  (1967)

    I try and make it a habit to write something about every Bunuel film I see, if only to organize my thoughts and somehow make sense of what I just watched.

    Belle de Jour is a particularly difficult one to figure out.  A sexually frustrated housewife, Severine (Catherine Deneuve), hears that one of her friends is working as a prostitute in a Paris whorehouse.  Her husband's creepy friend Husson (a briliant Michel Piccoli) gives her the address of a whorehouse that he knows of, and she is soon working afternoons, given the stage-name "Belle de Jour," or, a flower that blooms in the afternoon (because she can only work until 3, or else her husband will come home and find that she has been boning random high-class tourists).

    Severine is haunted by sadomasochistic desires, and some of which include whips, bells, and gang-rape--Bunuel tastefully displays her visions with his trademark minimalist efficiency, only showing what needs to be shown to get his point across.  It is these desires that lead Severine to the brothel, despite the fact that she cannot even bring herself to have sex with her husband.

    It is difficult to decipher Severine's dreams and her reality, as they become increasingly intertwined in her new double-life, in which lustful abandon leads her to an affair with a young, brooding gangster.  She is often shown being willingly punished for her decadence, although it is usually only her depraved imagination rendering such events on screen; however, in an early whorehouse scene, she submits to a client only after being forced upon the bed and held down ("Ah, you like it rough...").  Bunuel never delves very deep into the reality of Belle's apparent sadomasochism, but the tension she displays in sexual advances makes it obvious (along with her increasingly surreal dreams).

    What's interesting about the film is the fact that Bunuel does not merely focus on sexual degeneracy, but on the liberty and subsequent guilt that Severine feels in her actions.  Bunuel seems to be advocating prostitution in many ways; Belle de Jour loves her work, has fun, and is increasingly upbeat as she delves deeper and deeper into the profession.  He almost seems to be suggesting that sexual connection between two people can be felt vicariously; Severine says she feels "closer than ever" to her husband Pierre, even though she denies his repeated advances and then proceeds to fornicate with the next man that strolls into the whorehouse.  He loves to focus on this...on the look of intense pleasure on her face after an encounter, or on her impatience to return to her work.  She says that she can't help but go back, and Bunuel seems to smile and say "But is that such a bad thing?"

    Obviously, things go wrong--the guilt relieves her of her dreams, and she no longer feels the need to fulfill her sadistic desires.  However, there is much more to the film than that; every nuance of meaning that Bunuel can throw in is used in surreal, minimalist fashion.  His movies are a film-lover's joy, if they are willing to sift through the story to find the cynical, smiling auteur behind it, beckoning us to see life through his eyes.

    Belle de jour (1967)


  • Delicatessen

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    Alphaville  (1965)

    Delicatessen  (1991)

    The Professional  (1994)

    12 Monkeys  (1995)

    As opposed to the equally bizarre City of Lost Children, Delicatessen is slightly less of a head trip.  However, that's not to say that CoLT is pure head trip--it is just bizarre.  I find myself lost for words attempting to describe the feel of the two films, the only two by Jeunet (and Caro) that I have seen.  I suppose it suffices to say that they are remarkably dark yet infectiously upbeat, utterly grotesque yet unsettlingly whimsical.

    From Delicatessen's incredible opening sequence, we are introduced to a bleak, filth stained existence in which people and vermin are considered palpable sources of food.  Social unrest and starvation are plaguing the city--the "outside"--and yet we never see what this outside world really is.  The film is staged not unlike a play in that it primarily takes place in a single location, with only a certain number of set pieces and location set-ups.  The first hour of the film is even the same group of 10 or so characters; no new ones are introduced until the plot thickens into a conspiracy involving a supposed terrorist group.  But that's irrelevant.  To know the film, you must see it, and enjoy every freakish moment of it.

    Despite lack of outward scope, Jeunet and Caro really manage to make use of what they have, and that is a group of very strange looking actors and some wildly inventive set pieces.  The delicatessen and accompanying tenant houses are drab, dirty things, heightened by a brown mist that seems to envelope everything in the picture.  The scheme is obviously filth, but it's the commitment to this theme that allows the viewer to look around the slight errors or budgetary constraints of the film.  It's a humble film, but a great one, and a brilliant one.

    Some of the humor reminded me vaguely of the films of the Coen brothers--you feel disgusting for laughing, but you can't help it.  The humor is so relentlessly pitch black that the only way to truly accept it is to put aside your gut and laugh hysterically.  The movie's easier to handle if you look at it as pure comedy, but even this fact doesn't stop the film from sending a very serious, very unsettling message.

    I can't help but bring up the final scene, which is the highlight of the film for me, but I'll try to be careful as to not give too many plot points away.  The entire movie is set up (satirically, of course) like a tragedy; the build-up is there, with the inevitably doomed characters, small scale set (as in a play), and seemingly doomed romance.  I may be pushing it, but the butcher seems to be set up as a Julius Caesar figure, a brutal dictator in the secluded delicatessen.  In the final shot of him, as he falls into his chair, I feel as though it is no accident that his apron takes on the appearance of a toga; and then, as if to soften the blow of this finale, his final breath resembles that of a frog croaking.

    And then there's the scene on the roof, where the two boys, who have remained on the fringe of the film throughout, climb to the roof to imitate Pinon and Dougnac playing their instruments, two humble conductors, with their childish view of things, observing the events but staying out of them.  I could not help but to think of these two as Jeunet and Caro themselves, ending the film with their modest bows; and then the camera pans to the two leads, playing in their bizarre orchestral duo, to conclude the romance.  What better way to end a dark, whimsical, unsettling, original comedy?

    See Brazil, Leon, City of Lost Children, 12 Monkeys, Alphaville even


  • Review-My Winnipeg

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    My Winnipeg  (2008)

    After various failed attempts at catching a showing of this at local independent film theaters, I finally found the DVD on sale on Candian Amazon.com (whoda thought?).  Being a huge Guy Maddin fan, I cannot explain my anticipation for this film.

    It is a difficult one to get into--you plunge instantly into Maddin's wonderful and bizarre psyche, and you do not leave until the snow stops blowing on the soundtrack and the credits roll to the film's haunting instrumental music.  His trademark patchwork, kaleidoscopic style of editing and plotting is evident from this point, although it is slightly more restrained; only in select sequences does he harken to the silent film, frenzied montage style of his previous work.  This is a more focused Maddin, albeit a more reflective and meditative one.  His power of observation and his peculiar outlook and comparisons are demonstrated mostly through his poetic, longing narration (which he records himself, a very personal touch).

    In a library of almost uncomfortably intimate films, this is by far his most personal.  Every emotion that Maddin feels is felt by the viewer; every event that is described is visualized brilliantly as well.  It is a film of uncanny power, and it is ambitious in its delivery--how is it possible to pull off a documentary on a city's history/his own personal languishment?  Maddin manages the difficult task perfectly, infusing every aspect of his character used in his films thus far, and including parts untouched as of yet; it is a passage into his mind, and it is a hypnotizing experience.

    If you are not a fan of Maddin, the film may be too much; it is surrealist and incredibly strange, and difficult to stomach if you are not in agreement of his very unique sensibilites.  It also helps to have background on his previous films and on his general story, because it increases your understanding of the movie as a whole.  However, it is highly recommended.  From its dreamy opening to Maddin's heartbreaking final lament, it is an impelling film, deeply nostalgic and quietly powerful.


  • Review: Max Payne-Not Unbearable

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    Max Payne  (2008)

    I cannot think of a movie easier to advertise than a hardcore as shit videogame movie starring Mark Wahlberg, in which he plays a hard-boiled disillusioned cop that hunts the prowls the underworld at night, endlessly seeking revenge.  How can you go wrong?

    Max Payne tries really, really hard to mess it up.  Somehow, dark angels and some very solemn expressions get the job done.

    The first thing you notice about the movie is that it is depressingly bleak.  Everyone is perpetually pissed off, and the sky is overcast and constantly spewing all manner of atmospheric precipitation.  (find the pun!)  The opening scenes are generally God-awful--I condemned the movie within the first five minutes, with the terribly contrived dialogue, played out by terribly contrived characters within an incredibly cliched precinct.  Mark Wahlberg sits behind his desk, brooding under a single lamp in the "cold case" unit (which is aptly labeled with a sign the says "Cold Case Unit"...I wonder if all office labels in a police station are hung like shopping center signs).  Marky Mark seems to be saying, "I can't wait to get out of this shithole and kick some ass."  The viewer hopes for the same thing.

    Lo and behold, next thing we know Marky's framed, standing still, looking down an empty subway terminal, complete with flickering lights, dreary decors, and three strung out, sweaty druggies sitting on a bench.  The movie, from then on, kicks in to gear, goes from 6 to 12, and starts busting out everything at its studio approved disposal.

    The movie is at its most entertaining when it is completely absurd...the viewer is never quite able to make sense of the events.  Valkries fly around and send drug addicts to their deaths, but somehow they're only seen by the ones under the influence, or fiending for their next dose.  Then, when the climax is building, and you think that this will be explained, it abandons it and goes for a conventional ending.  While this is the most noticable, there are dozens of abandoned plot lines and continuity errors that may be pure screw-ups, but seem as though the film-makers forgot about them and moved on.  It's all for the best--if the film lasted five minutes longer, it would've surpassed its barriers of escapism and become pure bombardment of Disney sequel proportions.

    Although it's fun, it seems as though every scene has been done before in some form.  There are the jump cuts, the yellow-tinged flashbacks, the betrayals, and the eye candy of almost every recent mainstream man-flick (which is what I've taken to calling this sort of movie).  Some of it even seems Guy Ritchie-esque, which was just a slap in the face considering RocknRolla was sold out...but I guess it was good to see this first, so that Ritchie's apparent triumphant return will seem all the more victorious and awesome.

    There's not much to say about the film, except that it's a good time, and just as fun to make fun of during the most ludicrous sequences.  I just wish it had stopped brooding for a minute to laugh at itself.

    Suggestions:  action movies in general


  • Review: Team Picture

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    Team Picture  (2007)

    I had no idea what the term "mumblecore" meant before I saw this movie.  I had a general idea--the type of stuff that is seen frequently on IFC and is worshipped in smaller circles but would never last two seconds in the fleeting interest of the mainstream (or even the very fringe of it).  This movie cemented what it means to be completely meaningless in my brain.

    The plotline:  Two young whipper-snappers (Kentucker Audley and Tim Morton) live together in Memphis and do absolutely nothing all day, except Kentucker Audley has a job at a sporting goods store that his mom's boyfriend owns.  However, he soon quits that job to "pursue...uhm...other things", such as spending more time around the kiddy pool in his front yard.  Or, possibly, playing the guitar and singing.  He and his roommate soon meet girls, they fall for them, and then get screwed over and realize that they're going to move.

    Everything else is white-noise.

    It has the picture quality of a home-made movie (which it basically is) but the actors are all surprisingly convincing.  Kentucker Audley is excellent, but one gets the feeling that he is portraying himself onscreen, as are all of the other characters.  It doesn't take much ability to mumble repetitive and brain-fried lines, but towards the end of the film where actual emotions are shown for the first time, Audley and co-star Tim Morton show commendable skill in bringing a small sense of longing and sadness to their heartbroken characters.  The other characters don't have very much screen time, except for possibly Kentucker's fling, who does a respectable job.

    The film's meaninglessness is its only strong point--it's just a story, a parable about the ethics of doing absolutely nothing.  It's when the resemblance of a plot develops that the film sputters and loses its blissful sense of nothingness.  In the first half of the movie, almost no expressions (not even laughter) are shown any of the character's faces, besides a well-acted portrayal of Kentucker's mom's boyfriend, who is an obnoxiously upbeat type, the kind that angers even the most calm of slackers.  Luckily, Kentucker IS the most calm (or heavily sedated--it's never specified) of slackers, and he just gets rid of his presence in the simplest of ways--he quits his job, in which the boyfriend is his boss.  However, it's when a sense of sadness acutally enters the facial expressions of the characters that something is lost in the movie.  The viewer feels the intentionally melancholy nature of the film, with its meandering players and overly stressed mediocrity; but the film breaks that artful barrier when the viewer begins to actually see this realization on the character's faces.

    As I mentioned before, the actors do a good job, even when they actually have to act.  The subplots of Kentucker's parents, obviously divorced, are pretty run-of-the-mill, and the film seems to be imposing too much on itself--meaning that it is not so whimsical, not quite so enchantingly pointless.  The best scenes are the ones that show complete vacuity, and some of them are actually pretty beautiful, such as a scene where Kentucker wanders through a bug-ridden meadow, sipping a cup of coffee (most likely containing whisky as well) and looking vacantly at his surroundings.  Kentucker sees nothing in it, and neither does the viewer.  And that's strangely comforting.

    The film's not necessarily original.  I was constantly reminded of Stranger Than Paradise, with its completely inactive characters and artfully aimless dialogue.  What makes STP so much better is that the character interactions are far more meticulously rendered, and the improvisation of Jarmush's characters brings an originality and unpredictability to the seemingly senseless exchanges.  STP is also one of the most wonderfully shot films I have ever seen, with its rambling black and white photography perfectly capturing the foreign atmosphere of an American landscape.  Team Picture is shot with the home-grown feeling of 'been there, done that' and does not dwell on the romanticism and artistic possibilties of aimlessness; which is fresh in a way, but also somewhat disappointing.

    I guess an opinion on Team Picture really depends on what you would define artfulness as; I would still consider Team Picture to be an adreftly intriguing film, but it fails to reach a level even close to previous efforts in similar subjects.  It is just not a particularly profound, and it's just not a very strong movie, despite an obviously noble effort by Kentucker Audley.

    Recommendations:  The far superior Stranger Than Paradise, and now that I think about it, it's thematically similar to Kicking and Screaming, just minus the intellectuals.


  • Review: Remembering (Revisiting) Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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    Knocked Up  (2007)

    Superbad  (2007)

    This was a film I saw in theaters with absolutely no expectations.  The previews, the poster, even the cast made it seem like an incredibly unoriginal studio vehicle.  I refused to pay attention even to the most positive of reviews that the movie was getting--even my favorite critic's 3 1/2 star review of the film (88% on Metacritic).  So, I walk into the theater with a few of my friends, hating myself for being a part of the crowd of half-drunk teenagers and their most recent of partners filing into the auditorium and talking very loudly about the stupidest things imaginable.  My friends insisted that it was supposed to be "Funny as shit dude!"

    My pre-formed opinions were almost completely proven with a generic opening sequence that involved a happy Cake song, teeth brushing, and early morning cereal and television in pajamas.  I was ready for nearly two hours of pompous bashing of the film with my friends.  And then, Jason Segel's dick pops out.

    "Oh my goodness!" I thought.  The rest of the theater clearly thought the same thing, with chorus' of "Ew!"s and "Gross!"s and "Eeek!  A penis!"s.  I thought this was pretty funny.  Thus began my two hours of pleasantly surprised hysterical laughter.

    With my previously porta-potty bad expectations, I found the film to be very original for a textbook romantic comedy.  I knew what was going to happen the entire film--but it was the actual journey that I found to be hysterical, and how the typical events played out differently.  My friends seemed to be under the impression that it was better than Knocked Up or Superbad (because that's how they compare comedies nowadays I guess?), something that frustrated me beyond belief, since Sarah Marshall was basically riding the wave (Hawaii pun) that had been originated in those two films and 40 Year Old Virgin.  "Just wait to you see it again!" everyone said when I would cynically disagree.

    So, I preordered it, got it a day before it was supposed to even be released, and watched it.  For some reason, it failed to resonate as well a second time.

    The film is at its strongest during the first hour.  The early sequence involving Segel's desperate attempts to get over Sarah Marshall in the form of repeated promiscuous encounters with an array of strange women is especially strong.  The movie begins to run stale after the first hour, but still manages to be endearing, more "twanging the heart strings", so to speak.

    Don't get me wrong, it's a hilarious movie.  It's also sensitive, maintaining a balance between commentary on post-breakup angst and (mostly) smart humor.  The acting is surprisingly good, and all of the characters are very likeable, if slightly idealized.  Jason Segel holds his own as a leading man, even if some his jokes run dry when they are clearly meant to be knockouts.  Russel Brand is great even when his character is too over-the-top.  And the leading ladies, Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis, not only complement the scenery but demonstrate genuine pathos, infusing their characters with something completely real in the romantic comedy world of caricatured characters and stories.  And, might I mention, Mila Kunis has to be one of the cutest human beings on the planet.

    The supporting characters, such as Paul Rudd and Bill Hader, provide most of the film's hilarity.  The comedy comes not only from the lead characters' emotional scars, but almost moreso from other peoples' attempts to make him forget them, or in Kunu's (Paul Rudd's) words, "**** the lemons and bail."  The best moments are the ones where Segel's pain is forgotten, which usually only occur in the presence of the very gifted supporting cast.  This very evident fact makes a viewer wish the he would just forget the blonde bitch already and get on Mila Kunis, because even the best cutesy romantic scenes come when she's on the screen, and the funniest parts in Hawaii come when she's the primary love interest.

    The film probably won't age as well as some of Judd Apatow and Co's other strong efforts, but I definitely would include this one in there.  What was so great about Knocked Up and 40 YOV is that they managed to transcend the romantic comedy genre that they so easily fit into.  They stand alone as a comedy, approaching the romantic plots from left-field with a tongue-in-cheek demeanor but also with a true sincerity.  Forgetting Sarah Marshall seems to fit more into the mold of typical date movie fare, but still has a fresh, original methodology in its emotional themes (and also its raucous comedic sensibilities).

    It is actually a great movie.  I love it, despite its obvious flaws and generic plot lines.  I can't wait for Jason Segel to get another chance at writing, because I'm almost positive that he can only get better after such a solid debut.  Maybe he'll try to push the mold even more, following Seth Rogen's creative role choices and endeavors.  Or maybe he'll fade into obscurity...but the pig scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall makes me hope he doesn't.

    Recommendations: 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad...and, for other romantic comedies with a character's name in the titles, let's not forget John Tucker Must Die!  Christ, what a terrible movie.


  • Jesus, what a clusterfuck.

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    8 1/2  (1963)

    La Dolce Vita  (1960)

    Raising Arizona  (1987)

    12 Monkeys  (1995)

    Fargo  (1996)

    The Big Lebowski  (1997)

    Michael Clayton  (2007)

    The Coens have the uncanny ability to make you laugh hysterically and then make you feel like a total jerk for laughing, all in the same stride.  Burn After Reading provides that sort of fun-filled game of the Coens providing you with outstanding entertainment, all the while toying with you and laughing smugly to themselves.  A standard moviegoer walks out of Burn After Reading with a big, goofy smile, having thoroughly enjoyed the antics and witticisms of the array of imbeciles portrayed onscreen.  The avid filmgoer (and Coen devotee) will walk out of the film with the same goofy smile, except realizing how stupid the Coens just made everyone and everything in the world look.  Oh, Ethan and Joel, how you mock us...

    The film opens with a wide shot of the United States from an "intelligence" standpoint in outer space.  I believe that the purpose of this was to establish the only firm idea in the film: You are in Washington, DC, in the United States.  Have fun.

    The beginning segments introduce the players, known now by everyone interested in seeing the film and therefore pointless for me to list.  Needless to say, everyone is excellent.  George Clooney, though panned by some critics as giving a bland, "Clooney" performance, is great, playing an extension of his role in O Brother, Where Art Thou?, except now he has a gun and is a sex addict.  He has some of the best scenes in the movie, and there are a shitload of great scenes.  Tilda Swinton is a stone cold bitch, and its perfect.  I am one of the few who thought she was overrated (hardcore) in Michael Clayton, but she really proves herself in this movie.  While she's not necessarily one of the more hysterical characters, she's definitely very solid and provides a strong contrast to the broad comedy of the other characters.

    Frances McDormand, I hate to say, was a bit undervalued...some of her big scenes were duds.  However, I thought she was great, injecting her part with vulnerability and witless determination.

    John Malkovich plays a man who is enraged beyond belief with the "morons that he's had to deal with his whole fucking life."  Seeing him lose it is an enlightening experience.  I was convinced about how awesome this film would be after seeing the production photos of his walking down the street in a bathrobe, underwear, and a beater while carrying a drink in one hand and a hatchet in the other.  I can see that one scene becoming truly iconic for Malkovich.

    Brad Pitt is a hardass.  Chad is a character that could have so easily become a caricature of the average stupid guy, a buffoon who nobody really cares about, he's just there for laughs.  But Pitt makes the character a real person, that guy you see at the gym that's nice to everybody but who's only topics of conversation are what his senses are attuned to at the moment (The ADD guy who's charismatic enough for everyone to ignore how incredibly emtpy-headed he is).  He is the lovable character, the "Donnie", who the audience immediately relates with and finds the funniest.  The joy he seems to take in this role takes him back 10 years, almost back to the insane glee of 12 Monkeys.

    Pitt's character brings me to my previous topic of lamentable laughter.  Like Fargo, the Coens want the audience to think that the most disturbing of occurences are funny.  They want you to double over when William H. Macy fights the cops who are restraining him, squealing like a captured pig, lamenting his life and going insane.  That's their idea of fun.  And then afterwards, they throw something in, basically saying "You insensitive prick, you laughed at that?"  There are a couple scenes of that in Burn After Reading.  Several, actually.  And it's embarrassing to be the only "insensitive prick" in the theater cackling even as the camera pans to the aftermath of one of these scenes.  I mean, I'm sure other people realized it, but had the sense to keep their mirth to themselves.

    I find that buckets of fun.

    The supporting players provide a lot of the movie's other vital organs (if the main characters are the heart--albeit, a decrepid one).  JK Simmons is outstanding, the only major character that has any real sense.  He acts as a narrator almost; an outsider, seeing the events with just as much confusion as the viewer.  His lines sum up everything about the movie, making sure that the audience knows that it's all in good fun.  Nothing really matters, so don't worry if you don't get it.  We don't get it either.

    Richard Jenkins is the only character with a noticeable soul (except perhaps Clooney, hidden deep inside his perpetually horny complexion).  He's a poor, lovelorn old guy, without so much as the courage to profess his love to the shallow, dull McDormand.  He is almost seen with contempt by the viewer, being such a pathetic old man, but the Coens quickly make you realize how much of a dick you are for thinking that.  And lastly David Rasche, a seldom heard of actor, is effectively deadpan as the informer of JK Simmons' CIA Superior.  Somehow, his performance stands out, probably because of its normalcy compared to the weirdness of everybody else.

    I came to the conclusion early on in the film that this is just the Coens having fun, following the brutal and poetic No Country with some goofy fun.  As Peter Travers successfully analyzed, the Coens have followed all of their more serious subjects with their trademark "zany" (for lack of a better word) comedies.  As usual, they throw in their two-sense about society, humanity, and what have you.  They thoroughly believe that most people are dim-witted, but it doesn't change the fact that these sorts of people have to be dealt with nonetheless.  However, Burn After Reading shows that the Coens can show these sorts of characters with compassion.  Their previous efforts, such as Fargo and Raising Arizona, were criticized for being condescending towards their own characters.  I disagree.  While those two films were a bit more pessimistic about these people, both of them (especially Fargo) demonstrate the Coens' love of these people.  Why would they continue to make movies about them if they were just ridiculing them?  They find depths in characters that seem one note and shallow.  They give you a reason to their moronic delusions.  They make you feel for them, and realize "Oh, wow, I guess that is pretty stupid when I do that."

    It may be a stretch, but their work almost brings to mind the two Fellinis that I've seen, La Dolce Vita and 8 1/2.  In the booklet for LDV, an essay proclaims that Fellini was primarily an entertaining, infusing his stories with existentialism and satire.  While I think the Coens are different in a lot of ways, this could just as easily be said about them.

    Burn After Reading is basically just evidence that the Coens having a good time is better and more profound than most film-makers' serious efforts.  While they are cynical, making each of their movies an inside joke that only they can really decipher, they always manage to entertain their audience.  As usual, this review really only touched on the surface of the hundreds of things that can be said about this film.  But, all you need to know essentially is that it's a hilarious entry into the Coens' filmography, and has the potential to gain a cult status with The Big Lebowski if it duds with critics.  I doubt it will, however, now that the Coens have officially proved themselves with No Country, giving them the freedom to do whatever the **** they want.

    (Oh, did I mention I'm a fan?)


  • Summer Castle.

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    Summer Palace  (2008)

    "Sex and politics are on full boil!" NY Times

    "Its sex scenes are mini revolutions!" Guardian

    "I got a boner--from all the sex!" TVs Fred Savage, DGA nominee

    That is the first impression that the viewer of Summer Palace is supposed to receive.  A hot-seat, glorified porno, and that's mostly what the film is.  However, it's a bit more high-class than that: Lou Ye has a better eye for photography than your average porno auteur, and he manages to meld the debauchery with political events, whether or not his characters (that happen to be having sex at the time) know what the hell is going on.

    I actually liked the film.  While the running time was a bit on the long-side, and certain scenes were way too brooding and self-important, there were frequent shines of brilliance in Lou Ye's direction.

    The story involves a girl named Yu Hong from a small Chinese town, who is introduced as being strange and strong-willed and in a passionate romance with her boyfriend.  Just as soon as she sleeps with him in a "lyrical love scene" in the middle of a field, she says that she's leaving him and going to school in Beijing.

    Cut to: Beijing, where disaffected youth smoke like chimneys and have intellectual discussions in their dorm rooms, all the while having an interest in the opposite sex that can only be described as juvenile.  There are long, LONG shots of the heroine's face as she stares down her love interest, Zhou Wei, and establishes an obviously otherworldly mind-connection with him, because those scenes and their wonderfully photographed sex-scenes are really the only connection that they seem to have.  This is the one issue I had with the film--while everything looks beautiful, passionate, and melancholy, there doesn't seem to be much substance behind Yu's and Zhou's relationship.  We're meant to think there is, and there quite possibly may be, but there is not much evidence of it.

    Eventually, the students become wise to this whole "communist government" thing and begin to stage huge protests, to which Yu and her female friends seem to know nothing about.  The depiction of Tiananmen Square is incredibly effective: Yu seems to drift through the endless throngs of people, in a haze, an outsider trapped in something that she cannot escape from.  While at many points the movie seems to be masquerading as something much more important than it really is, this scene is perfect.

    Soon after these protests, and in the format of any sweeping love story, Yu and Zhou are inevitably separated by the forces that brought them together and eventually reunited and need to decide whether their love has lasted.  In general story arch, the film is undeniably conventional.

    It's Lou Ye's outstanding direction that makes the film good.  His eye for gorgeous, continuous shots is unprecedented--I could have fallen for the film after the club scene very early in the film, in which corny pop music is playing and Ye deftly maneuvers his camera to view all parts of the club, while still focusing mostly on Yu's and Zhou's connection.  There is a very French, new-wave feel to it, while still capturing the lyricism of truly Asian art.  The ending is a perfect illustration of this: it is beautiful, it is ambiguous, and it is heartbreaking. (Minus the cheesy, indulgent mini-bios of the character's lives after the film's events--do yourself a favor and press STOP right after the film starts to fade out.)

    I stated earlier in my review that Summer Palace is a glorified porno, and that is an exaggeration.  While there are about 10 sex scenes, including scenes in a field, in a hallway of a public establishment, and in three or four different bedrooms with all manner of partner pairings, it really is not as bad as you'd think from reading the DVD case.  The film would most likely merit an NC-17 rating, but I'm not one to judge.  (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly is PG-13, and there are full nudity shots in it.)  However, the sex scenes really do serve a purpose.  Most of the dialogue between lovers consists of very generic, simple sentences, including "What now?", "What's wrong?", "Do you love me?", etc.  The real passion is established through the imagery, through the feelings evoked by the director's style, and most noticeably through the outstanding music.  The score really is a marvel, though I've heard it criticized as being "atrocious and cliched," two of the last words that came to my mind.  The sex scenes only add to the poetic fervor of the character's and of the film itself.

    Unless the Chinese government is exceptionally stupid (which is more than possible), I would venture to guess that the banning was on account of the sexual liberty shown in the film.  The subplot of political activism and unrest really felt forced, with no real connection to the character's other than their newfound "free-love" feelings, which are revolutionary at this time in China.  I couldn't help but comparing the backdrop to Forrest Gump's backdrop of several generations of political and social turmoil--but while in Forrest Gump, the political commentary added to hilarity (I don't care what people say about that movie), in Summer Palace it only slows down the plot, especially in a God-awful transition montage around the film's halfway point.  As I previously mentioned, the only scene of relevance is the Tiananmen Square sequence.  Another film that is pretty connected in subject matter is Germany's The Lives of Others, a far superior film, demonstrating East Germany's secret police's invasion of privacy and censorship while trying to catch a pair of stage actors who infuse their plays with political satire.  However, that is more of a morality tale than a romance, and Summer Palace is almost strictly romance with attempted undertones of political importance.

    Once again, I have found myself picking apart and bringing down a film that I actually enjoyed.  I didn't love it, since it has its obvious flaws, but it is a good movie, and an excellently photographed one.  If you're easily offended by full-frontal nudity and gratuitous sex, you might do best to steer away from this one.  But it is a decent, lyrical love story from a very talented director.  Its hot-seat political significance should really only be remembered for the reaction of the Chinese government.


  • The Midnight Sun

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    Memento  (2001)

    Insomnia  (2002)

    Batman Begins  (2005)

    The Prestige  (2006)

    Something about Insomnia just did not work.  I mean, it had the makings of a great movie, and to be honest, it almost was a great movie.  But there was just something missing, something lacking from the basic feel of the movie that couldn't really be made up for, no matter how hard Pacino, Williams, and director Chris Nolan tried.

    The story is pretty obviously a remake of a Norwegian film made in the 90s, which apparently is pretty superior to this; one thing that this film succeeded at was making me put that film on the top of my list of films to see.  The general idea of the story is excellent, with the guilt and insanity of the murder case thrown in with Dormer's (Pacino's) own guilt for the accidental murder of his partner and his shady tactics used to put a child murderer behind bars in LA.

    The insomnia of the midnight sun is absolutely perfect.  It seems as though insomnia is a great subject for Nolan to tackle, since in each and every one of his movies to date involves his depiction of the acute sensory details of his characters' illusions and flashbacks.  In Memento, it's Guy Pearce's momentary flashbacks of his wife being brutally beaten.  In The Prestige, there are very specific images of drowning and guilty flashbacks.  Even in Batman Begins he uses a very acute, jumpy imagery to portray the effects of Scarecrow's hallucinogen.  In Insomnia, he manages to use most of these tricks the entire movie--the jumpy eye movements, the flashes of light, the strange sounds of everyday life echoing in the ears.  On the level of Nolan's direction, the film in beautiful.

    However, something is just wrong with the script.  Nothing is really ever played out as it should be--it's not as though there's much to be desired.  I can't really even place my finger on it.  I mean, the film is a taut, nearly explosive thriller.  But why did I feel so disconnected from it?  My only explanation is that the pacing of the film was just slightly off, and the ending was a pretty cliched, making use of a awfully bland and textbook performance by Hilary Swank (bleh).  I mean, even she sort of contributed to the film's overall lackluster feel, and she should have been a huge asset.

    Pacino and Williams are great...it's actually really interesting to see Pacino play a role like this, since his character's are usually so collected and outspoken, while in this he is forced to downplay and portray a man who is slowly going insane from lack of sleep. ("Six days," says Williams.  "You beat my record.")

    The film is worth watching, because it's surely entertaining and well-made.  Nolan really tries his hardest, and there's nothing you can say to criticize his direction.  But the script is lacking, and Hilary Swank pretty much sucks.


  • I may be bad, but I feel...GOOD.

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    Army of Darkness  (1992)

    The Evil Dead  (1983)

    Step Brothers  (2008)

    Zombie Strippers  (2008)

    I fricken loved this movie.  This week I got my full share of shamelessly heartfelt, hysterical belly laughs, since I saw Step Brothers earlier in the week and then this.  But to be honest, I haven't had this much fun watching a movie since Zombie Strippers.

    The movie starts in the middle of the action with little to no explanation as to what's going on--I suppose the first two Evil Dead films sort of serve as the exposition, or maybe this movie really needs no introduction.  The basic gist is that Bruce Cambell gets sent back in time by malevolent forces and is deemed as a hero of prophecy after defeating several undead foes with a chainsaw and then a miraculously appearing shotgun.  Never have the people of the middle ages seen such heroics--or such raw, quotable attitude--in one man, heightened by his "boom-stick" and perpetually bloody chainsaw.

    He is soon commisioned to retrieve the Necronomicon, the book of the dead, so that he may save the kingdom from the evil forces.  But he insists that he only wants to get back to his own time, and that's the only reason he's going to get it.  Impressed by his bravery, he finds a marvelously sanitary medieval squeeze, who is swept off her feet when he grabs her violently and says: "Gimme some sugar, baby."

    The best part of the film is undeniably Bruce Cambell.  He is an undeniable hard-ass, and some of his one liner's are DROP DEAD HILARIOUS (heh).  However, my ceaselessly analytical mind did pick up on some distinct visual properties of the film.  It's campy set decoration brings to mind some of Burton's work, which seemingly all came later than this, such as Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands.  Even the stop-motion effects of the living dead seem almost taken right out of Nightmare.

    This is one of those B-Movie gems that is hilarious in its insistence to not be taken seriously.  Even the scenes that at first seem legitimately meant to scare, some classic camp or gag is thrown in to make it completely hysterical.  It is at once a tribute to the genre, and even moreso a parody, all the while remaining faithful to its origins and throwing in an inventiveness that is difficult to find anymore.


  • The Rarely Recognized Art of the Profile Shot

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    The idea for this analysis came to mind when I recently saw Bergman's The Seventh Seal.  While I was not quite as blown away by the film as most accolades of the film would suggest, I still found it to be an excellent movie, and could see very clearly the influence it has had on so many films that have come after it.

    The one scene that I especially noticed a direct legacy in later films was a short, almost gimmicky little snippet during the medieval religious cult scene in the town--where the drums are beating loudly, people are screaming in agony as whips crack, and monks and other repenters are carrying enormous crosses on their backs.  There is a short string of profile shots: Antonius, Jons, and "The Girl" (the only specific name I could find for her anywhere on the internet).  The cuts between the faces are done with the beats of the drums; they are perfectly centered, with mist or smoke rising in the backgrounds, adding to each image's raw, black-and-white imagery; and each face perfectly describes what each character is feeling in the specific scene.  Antonius stares onward at the happenings, in the middle of an intense existential dilemma, scrutinizing the scene and attempting to sort out what it all could mean.  Jons observes with amused (yet somewhat disturbed) contempt for not only the people of the scene, but for all of humanity.  And The Girl stares ahead in fear, the only one of them who truly realizes the oncoming apocalypse at such an early stage.  At first glance, it seems like an empty trick thrown in for effect by Bergman.  But such use of tone and the profile shot have been used countless times, seemingly originated by Bergman and his equals at this time of cinematic experimentation.  For example, this technique of switching profiles to the beat of something is used pretty much verbatum in the film I'm Not There, where Todd Haynes switches between all the faces of Bob Dylan to the sound of gunshots--all in misty black-and-white photography.

    What makes a profile shot so effective is that (sorry for this cliche...) every face tells a story, and it only takes a skilled actor, a good director, and a camera with the right film to turn it into a work of art.  But I mean, portraits and sculpture dating back to prehistoric times make use of the nuances of the human face, from Egyptian sculptures of pharaohs, the stone heads of Easter Island, and technically even Native American tikis.  Different societies and different mediums of art have used the face for various forms of expression, and it is probably one of the most common depictions in art.  Look at the Mona Lisa--it's one of the most famous works of art ever created, and it is a painting of a woman's face.  It's the mystery behind her expressions, her features, her true identity that makes the work so timeless and so debatable.

    However, there's something about seeing the human face framed in a camera--especially on a black-and-white one--that is so beautiful and so perfect.  In my mind, who cares about Joe Wright's five minute tracking shot.  Hundreds of extras, thousands of dollars, all to capture a vast expanse of imagery without any empathy involved.  For a well-done profile shot, all one needs an actor, a director, and a camera--nothing else.  I'm not necessarily saying that a tracking shot would not be a work of art, since it is one in itself, but I feel as though such broadness cannot capture the undeniable intimacy of human emotion that is shown on any person's face.  Even one's eyes, shifting crazily during a "trip" through time and space (2001: A Space Odyssey) have the ability to captivate a viewer, and give them a glimpse into a character's psyche.

    Last night, while running through this topic in my head, I came up with several movies and genres that utilize the human profile extensively.  The first that came to mind was the film-noir genre, with its fims' personal, close feel.  Who can forget the faces of the tortured heroes of these films, driving around puffing on their ever-present cigarettes?  While my knowledge of this genre is pretty limited, I know enough to recognize the faces of the classic noir heroes.  Neo-noir and crime films have taken up these techniques, especially films like Pulp Fiction (and other Tarantino) and Chinatown (which is pretty much classic noir).

    Another film that really sticks out in my mind is The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, with its infamous final shoot-out of only profile shots and guns.  Leone had a gift for the small touches of the human face, as he also demonstrates his penchant for this in Once Upon a Time in the West.  He perfectly illustrates the dirtiness and inherent wickedness in a lot of his characters through perfectly staged shots of their sweaty, grizzled faces.

    Kubrick was an auteur in many ways, and one that I have especially noticed is his perfect use of a framed, still camera shot.  One of my favorites occurs in Dr. Strangelove, with the shot of General Jack Ripper during one of his monologues, where the camera is beneath his face and it basically looking right up his nose at a crooked angle.  Just the staging of this shot gives the viewer a perfect sense of how unhinged the man really is.  It's hilarity through just good direction.

    Now, I hate to stray off of my established topic, but I feel as though I can't discuss the profile shot without talking about its cinematic opposite, the subjective shot.  While not nearly as popular, in the right hands, it can be nearly as effective as the human profile.  David Lynch has pretty much mastered this craft, and he uses it flawlessly to create almost unbearable terror in Inland Empire.  One of the most terrifying experiences I've every had while watching a movie happened when I watched Mulholland Dr. for the first time, when the man in the restaraunt is walking to face the monster in the alley--Lynch uses the man's point of view to emphasize the horror being faced.  I pretty much shit my pants.  Did that aspect of the film really serve much of a purpose?  No, not really.  But it has an undeniable finesse and effectiveness that makes it essential to the overall tone of the movie.  Another film that uses the subjective point of view to enhance horror is one that I watched recently, Dreyer's Vampyr.  It is a short scene in which it is used, but creates a great sense of claustrophic fear.

    A couple of films that go hand-in-hand in terms of use of POV are Being John Malkovich and Diving Bell and the Butterfly.  BJM flawlessly portrays being inside the head of someone else, from the sound effects to the imagery.  You ARE walking around in someone else's shoes, and it's amazing.  DB&tB also uses this technique of seeing the world through someone else's eyes.  Schnabel meticulously recreates the feeling of being confined within one's mind, with no escape and no possible sense of escape.  It is a beautiful technique used in an absolutely beautiful film, and it heightens the unending and unavoidable sadness of the film.  In a convoluted way, the film also makes great use of the profile shot--from the eyes of Bauby.  The lighting and camera effects used illustrate the beauty of his nurse's faces unlike anything I have ever seen, framing them in his one eye with the foggy edges.  The camera examines their features as though you are Bauby, longing to reach out and touch them, but you can't and it is near torture.

    For the most part, it is foreign directors that use these sort of simple shots to greatest effect--I feel as though they typically can emphasize beauty better than any American director ever could, not only through profile and POV but also through beauty of landscapes.

    Now, I know I must address that nearly every movie uses these sorts of methods, and my film repertoire may not permit me to do a full elucidation on such topics.  However, I have always been taken aback by the immense possibilities of film-making.  As I have dreams of becoming a film-maker, I can't help but analyze such things when I watch movies, and take them to mind when imagining camera angles and writing ideas.  And the things that I have always marveled at are the simple things that can be done by anyone with an idea, a camera, and subject.  That's where the true beauty of film-making lies, in its simplest artistry.


  • What's a religion without mystery?

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    Un Chien Andalou  (1928)

    I approached this film because of my recent interest in surrealist cinema, and it especially drew my attention because Bunuel was one of the founders of the genre.  However, the film was not the abstract meditation on religion that I expected--instead, it is more like a 101 minute essay on the nature of religion and herecy, and yet somehow manages to remain entertaining.

    The majority of the film consists of either discussion or encounters through time displaying the various events in Christian herecy's history.  Not knowing much about the history of herecy (like most other people, which was acknowledged by Bunuel and his co-writer Jean-Claude Carriere), the film was more like a history lesson for me at many of these parts, somewhat distracting from the more important details and satire of film.  Even so, the more comprehensible events are so well-developed and staged that one can remain hooked on the film even through the seemingly meaningless religious jabberings; I do not say that as an insult to the film, more as an observation of my own religious incompetence.  There are, however, several key points of Bunuel's vision that I could pick out.

    One that seemed quite prominent was his insistence that religious people's ideas constantly change with the winds, and no matter how set they are on them one minute, a mere change in tone can shift them in a complete opposite direction.  He comments on the hippocracy and contradictions of the Catholic religion in several scenes: A priest and a police-man debate the nature of the Holy Eucharist, and whether Christ is contained inside of the Eucharist or if he just is the Eucharist, no questions asked.  The priest firmly debates the latter.  Two wanderers come and add to the discussion ("What happens to Christ after you swallow him?") and are shooed away.  Suddenly the priest changes his mind, having a revelation about the nature of the Eucharist (in contradiction to the official Catholic belief)--and a van comes to take him away to a mental asylum.  This scene is pure tongue-in-cheek Bunuel, poking fun at several aspects of the Catholic church in one perfectly staged scene. 

    Another scene that displays Bunuels firm belief in religious contradictions is a hilarious duel between two nobles who contradict each other's views on fanaticism.  One minute they're having a slap-stick duel, discussing and making argumentative points at intervals--and then when the two wanderers make a point about the topic and the camera strays from the duel, the two nobles are seen shaking hands, brushing off each other's coats, and walking away laughing.  The wanderers are somewhat confused--but as they encounter more and more on their pilgrimage through space and time ("The Milky Way") to St. James' final resting place (The Milky Way is also known as "St. James' Way") to scam the other travelers, they learn to observe the events and continue rather than dwell on them in the least.  Even in the film's final chapter, where a miracle happens and they do not get arrested, they just shrug at each other and continue on--they are merely the narrators, not making judgements either way, and only provoking the discussion of the film as a whole.

    There are literally thousands of occurences in this film that can be nitpicked into their smallest form to try and conceive what Bunuel's purpose was in making the film (some have tried to get the film banned, but his closest friends asked him how much the Vatican paid him to make the film), but I have come to a conclusion and attempted to sum it up in a single statement: Religion is a mysterious and strange thing, and people have been trying to put it into perspective since the beginning of time.  Some turn to fanaticism and depraved ways of worship, and others will discuss it endlessly and never come to a conclusion.  Most people will accept it and carry on with their lives, disregarding the miracles that have the potential to happen every day.  No one can really explain it, and what Bunuel was trying to do was give a simple explanation through episodic encounters about the history of Christian deviance, herecy.

    This is where the surrealist aspect comes in.  There are the surreal continuity errors, where one person appears in another place and then another based on the shot, most prominently in an encounter with a personified death (dressed in what looks like 70s and 80s glam-rock attire).  More often than not, when the films dives into more bizarre or abstract occurences, it is more due to Bunuel's style of direction than the actual events, with exception of a select few brilliant images (he seems to have a penchant for great imagery--see Un Chien Andalou).  These include a nun being nailed to a cross, a priest directly addressing the camera about the Virgin Mary, and the Lord walking down an abandoned country road with a midget next to him releasing doves.  They are hilariously strange.

    I suppose it's a coincidence that I watched this film just a couple of nights after I rewatched the absolutely hysterical Life of Brian, which also tries to provide rhyme or reason to the Christian faith through broad British humor.  Both films succeed immensely on their respective levels, though I have to say I enjoyed Life of Brian a little bit more.

    As for me, I cannot provide any insights on either topic at the moment; it seems as though Bunuels words are all the more relevent after watching these films: "Thank God I'm an atheist."


  • Absolutely amazing

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    I've had a sort of strange interest in Guy Maddin's films for a while now, and I think I've seen every single one of his short films whether they be on Youtube or other sites of similar nature.  In my humble opinion, I think he is one of the most original and greatest film-makers out there right now.  And The Saddest Music in the World utilizes his unique vision to outstanding extent.

    Using film-stock that looks recycled from the 1920s, Maddin creates a melancholy dream-scape of depression-era Winnipeg.  It is a town of lost souls, as is the entire world outside of it, but this contest to find who is in fact that saddest country in the world (judged through song) brings the people together and brings a sort of drunken life to a world that has fallen asleep to escape the sadness of the depression.  Some of the insights towards human sorrow are bitingly funny, as are the references to humanities undying love of beer (the winners of the competitions get to slide into a pool full of beer--and they're called weird if they don't drink out of it).

    The film is also an examination of family ethics, played out through a bizarre love story.  Roderick, Chester's brother, is an insane hypochondriac, who may or may not be the saddest person in the world, or may just be overreacting.  Roderick's ex-wife, who is now Chester's gal-pal, is a scatter-brained nymphomaniac who has visions of her dead son that she has forgotten about completely.  And Roderick's father, played with perfect love-lorn sadness by David Fox, is an alcoholic who caused the tragic accident in which the founder the contest lost both of her legs.  Oh, and he happens to be hopelessly in love with her, but she is infinitely infatuated with Chester.

    The events that follow are played out through stunning black-and-white visuals, tongue-in-cheek humor, and oustanding music to create one of the finest films that it has ever been my fortune to see.  Everything meshes perfectly, from the themes of sadness and depression to the surprising social relevence, mixed in with Maddin's trademark frantic editing and silent-era strangeness.  It is not quite as stimulating and frenzied as his short masterpiece The Heart of the World, but it is every bit as unique and captivating.

    "I ask you--is there anybody here as happy as I am?"

    And a man in a moose hat laughs at you.


  • Hmm...

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    The most difficult part for me in actually writing a critique of this movie is figuring out whether or not I actually liked the film.  There were surefire moments of brilliance, but there were also long, disturbing stretches where I was tempted to turn the movie off.  As mentioned by almost every other review of the film I've read, this movie explores all sorts of depths of depravity and doesn't let up.  It seems to have the most fixation upon how almost every sleaze-bag guy that Jeremiah's mother dates is also a closet pedophile.  The film also doesn't shy away from the fact that Jeremiah's mother is not only participating in all sorts of debauchery herself, but also knowingly introducing Jeremiah to all of the drugs and alcohol that she consumes on a daily basis.

    I guess, in a way, this is really the main redeeming quality of the film: it doesn't shy away from anything, especially when it's bizarre and cringe-inducing.

    I don't think anyone can say that Asia Argento doesn't give an inspired, "tour-de-force" performance, so to speak.  She literally becomes this disgusting, wastoid of a human being, and it's a marvel to watch.  The scenes in which she begins to convince Jeremiah that his foster parents don't love him are perhaps the highlights of her role; the malice and mischief in her eyes perfectly sum up her function in completely corrupting this poor little kid.

    Most of the other characters in the film mostly make up bit parts, and I didn't really even take the time to see the names of most of her boyfriends.  It's actually pretty unreal seeing Henry Fonda in this movie as Jeremiah's grandfather.  He portray's the role effectively but, to be honest, I thought he had better taste than this.  It's also pretty weird to see a cameo by Ben Foster as some creepy guy that gives Jeremiah a bath at his grandparents house--I guess maybe you could see that small part as a precursor to his magnificent performance in 3:10 to Yuma.

    All of the performances are for the most part adequate; even Dylan and Cole Sprouse of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody fame are convincing as Jeremiah, though you can't help but thinking "What sort of parent would let their kid even be in this sort of movie?"  You can't really focus on those sort of ethics if you want to effectively view and enjoy a film, but in a film that investigates such turpitude, it's hard not to.

    Something that this film is also very effective in doing is rousing my interest in the original novel.  After viewing something this different and unsettling, one can't help but wonder as to what sort of book would spawn this film, and what sort of book has such a devoted cult following.  I researched the book and the film, and found out just how popular the book was in certain circles, and went over the discussions pertaining to "how much the movie left out" and "how much better the book was."  In general, any devoted fan of any book that is adapted into a movie typically is unhappy with the finished product and bitches endlessly about how much better the book was.  A similar, though significantly less disturbed fanbase may be the most arduous of the Harry Potter fans, who tend to complain no matter how noble the film's attempts are at capturing the essence of the books.  A novel similar in subject matter to The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things may be Naked Lunch, which also has a quite prominent cult following that was not all too happy with Cronenberg's valiant attempts to adapt it.  Closing out the subject of the book-to-movie adaptations: Books and film are a completely different medium.  When the rights to a book are given to a film-maker, the fans of the book just as much as the owners must be aware of this.  They must also be aware that the film-makers will express the book creatively onto film, and it is inevitable that certain aspects of the source material will be changed to fit the film-maker's vision.  And only in certain instances is this a bad thing.

    Anyways...

    Being one of the many viewers of this film that have not read the book, there are several complaints that can be made about the film itself.  One is that not enough attempts are made to characterize the young Jeremiah in the beginning, making his descent into madness with his mother not as shocking as it could have been.  The kid in beginning seems clean-cut, but it is not really known, since almost right away the mother neglects and he begins to freak out.  Also, another discrepancy with the exposition of the film is that it really only displays the bonding of mother and child through a sketchy montage.  It's well put together, but not all that effective in what it's trying to show.  There are several points of the film that feel this way, as though director Argento almost got it right, but fell miserably short.

    Some of the surreal imagery of the film is very cool, but once again, not effective; for example, there is a trippy sequence during which the kid is running to a police station.  And not only is it trippy, but it is shown from the kid's viewpoint as being trippy.  It's interesting, but overall, pretty dumb.  The one aspect of that sort of imagery that I enjoyed was the significance of the two red birds.  It's a VERY provocative addition to the theme of Jeremiah's loss of innocence and slow plunge into mother-induced madness.

    In writing this review, I came to realize my true feelings on the film itself: I don't like it, but I don't dislike it.  The description of three-stars as given by Spout really describe it perfectly: I'm neutral about it.  Which is strange, because it's quite obvious that there's so much to dislike about the film.  The best explanation I can think of is that humans are inherently drawn to the most bestial of entertainment, and my subconciously human mind enjoyed seeing a mother giving her son speed pills.  But my better nature tells me that this movie is basically just an exercise in degeneracy, and I disliked it immensely.

    I'm neutral about it.


  • Above-par family friendly flick

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    Shrek  (2001)

    The Spiderwick Chronicles rises above most family fare in that it boasts a truly interesting and provocative fantasy premise without taking itself too seriously.  Yes, there are the customary family issues that set the backdrop for almost every family box-office smash, but this film actually incorporates them into the meaning of the story as a whole.  The main character, Jared (played by the always remarkable Freddie Highmore), is much closer with his father who has recently separated from his stressed-out and seemingly depressed mother.  And, while most films of this type would take this story line to cliched heights of ridiculous magnitude, Jared's loyalty for his father is instead tested and stressed based on what is actually happening in the main plot of the story, not thrown in to exploit the emotions of the patriarchal audience.  And the sub-plot of Arthur Spiderwick (David Strathairn?  YES!) and his neglect for his daughter because of his obsessive research in the "fantastical world around him" seems in fact symbolic of any of the characters' neglect of the realities of the world and what they have to face as human beings.

    And, looking at the film as compared to any other film, and not just in contrast with other family films, there is one very noticable high point that I found very interesting.  The villain, the first unloveable ogre put on the screen since the original Shrek, is not completely big and bad.  It is in actuality one of the most vulnerable creatures (including the humans) on the screen.  His undying fixation on getting the Field Guide (of the magical realm?) is an ultimate weakness, shown deliberately by the film-makers, most prominently during the final stand-off between him and Jared.  During this struggle, the ogre is both seemingly invincible yet strangely pathetic in his attempts, heightened by a clever cameo of Jared's father (it's predictable, but effective--watch the film and see what I mean).

    And the ending, both incredibly ironic and abrubtly hilarious, just goes to show what's great about this movie: it can be very, very out there without being at all pretentious.  It is strictly fantasy, and not once does it try to be anything other than escapist fun.


  • Gosh-darn small-town melodrama...

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    Fire in the Sky  (1993)

    October Sky  (1999)

    Rudy  (1993)

    Fire in the Sky was a frustrating film in that it had such promise and wasted about 3/4 of its runtime on an uninteresting and poorly acted/scripted human story.  The story really is amazing...I've never been a sceptic of these things, and if there's a convincing case presented, I'll be the first to defend its better aspects.  This movie definitely presented some kick-ass evidence and a really cool story.

    However, it was difficult to sit through and downright laughable during its drawn out interrogation and small-town angst sequences.  There is nothing interesting about small-town ethics and stigma.  And yet it continues to ruin promising movies, and it's making me sick.  I first noticed this with the equally interesting yet stupidly crafted October Sky, and also the not-half-bad Rudy.  It ran rampant in this movie, and I'm coming to the conclusion that this sort of tediousness in movies was really just a stamp of 90s cinema, and going back and watching all of my childhood favorites is proving to be a horrible and dream-crushing experience...

    Lastly, let me just say that the sci-fi and terror sequences of this movie DID in fact kick-ass.  The scene in the space-ship was genuinely terrifying in every sense of the word, and the way in which the flash-backs are created really are great.  During these few yet powerfully engulfing scenes, I found myself wishing that the entire movie had revolved around them.  I wished that they had completely skipped the whole back-woods investigation and terribly over-acted characters that made up almost the entire movie.


  • Neo-noir, blaxploitation gangster flick

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    Reservoir Dogs  (1992)

    Pulp Fiction  (1994)

    Jackie Brown  (1997)

    Jackie Brown is really an overall strange movie, not in subject matter but in style and content.  It's an obvious Tarantino movie, with the ghetto conversations about seemingly superfluous topics and the long, meandering narrative with plenty of plot-twists and episodes, some labeled on-screen as such.  It's really enjoyable despite its 2 1/2 hour run time, which actually seems to fly by without so much as a stutter in plotting.

    This movie really made me realize just how great Tarantino is with story structure.  Even his critics can't say that the man has such a distinctive and confident poise behind the camera, and such a grasp on the intricacies of typical story structure.  He seems to be having so much fun with this movie, and effortlessly makes the story glide from plot-twist to plot-twist.  It would be so funny to see what a convoluted mess this movie may have been in the hands of most other directors--but Tarantino doesn't even let you think about how extensive the plot is, he just keeps it moving.

    All of the players are outstanding, the stand-outs being Pam Grier as a seductive and powerful Jackie Brown and Robert Forster as the lonely and quietly tortured Max Cherry.  This is perhaps the best performance of the film, as he brings the coolness of a typical noir hero while hiding the sadness and longing behind his weathered eyes.  Samuel L. Jackson is the epitome of cool, as usual, and perfectly demonstrates his outstanding charisma even when the role almost seems to cool for its own good.  Even so, he's a very effective "baddie."  Robert DeNiro is gives a nicely understated performance as an ex-con and now stoner who has trouble remembering where his car is during a sting (in a very, very funny, very Tarantino scene).  Michael Keaton gives a convincing performance as an ATF agent trying to nail Samuel L. Jackson's character.

    Something interesting I found about this film is how it mixed so many genres of movies while still having a distinctive Tarantino tone.  Though it's seemingly advertised as a blaxploitation homage, it is more distinctively neo-noir.  There are the very obvious blaxploitation elements, however, that keeps you from thinking that it is completely noir.  And, obviously, it is a gangster "sting" flick.  It is sort of fun to tweak conventions as to who would be the set hero of the film: Basic noir conventions would say that Max Cherry is the hero, being a weathered and collected old soul and trying to romance a mysterious and bad-ass woman.  However, you might also say that Jackie would be the noir hero, in that she's definitely the main character, and is just as weathered and calm as Max Cherry, and is always smoking a cigarette.  In terms of blaxploitation, Jackie is definitely the hero, with Samuel L. Jackson's Ordell being the trademark bad-guy.  It's interesting that Tarantino made Ordell such a main character in the actual film, since you know him as much as you know anyone else in the story, and he is quite obviously a villain.

    All in all, this may be remembered as Tarantino's weakest film of the 90s, though it is still excellent.  His characteristic sequences are what make the film great, such as the scene in which Chris Tucker makes a cameo.  It is such a quietly hysterical scene, with its seemingly pointless discussion and debate of a random topic followed by a quick and brutal piece of gangsterdom.  It's Tarantino having fun with the style that he created in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, and it's really a blast to watch.


  • Frequent Dry Spells

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    Blades of Glory  (2007)

    Semi-Pro  (2008)

    Semi-Pro could have been an extremely funny movie.  There are moments of absolute hilarity that had me rolling over in my seat, and several scenes during which I was shaking with uncontrollable mirth through several jokes.  However, there were also times when I almost turned the movie off because it was so bad...that's something I've never done during a Will Ferrell movie.

    Will Ferrell tends to keep the jokes coming at an alarming rate, no matter how cheap or stupid the gags are.  Even last year's Blades of Glory was funny throughout, and it was probably one of the shallowest comedies I'd ever seen.  The thing with Semi-Pro is that it often shies away from things that could've been VERY funny, or just mentions them in passing and only allows for a few chuckles.  Half the jokes even feel recycled from Anchorman, such as Jackie Moon's (thankfully underdeveloped) obsession with his hair.  Also, the fact that Jackie hasn't even had sex with his smokin' hot wife while hundreds of other do so all time is very funny, but the film often shies away from the aspects of this situation that could've been hysterical.

    And what the f*ck (!!!!) was Woody Harrelson doing in this movie?  He had no funny parts, and was generally, in Jackie's words, just "a bummer."  The sub-plot of him and his wife only slowed the movie down.  If he had been giving a role that he could've had fun with, maybe he would have been a nice addition to the movie.  But he was just such a buzz-kill.

    If you can tolerate Ferrell, you will tolerate this movie.  If you are a Ferrell fan, you will laugh but still feel disappointed.  But if you can't stand Ferrell, which is becoming a larger and larger population, do not bother.  It's the type of movie that would seem great while intoxicated, but not great enough to even have any sort of recollection of watching it.  And then once you think about it, it's probably not even worth watching straight, save for a few moments of absolute gut-busting hilarity.


  • A strange comparison

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    Blue Velvet  (1986)

    Dune  (1984)

    The Elephant Man  (1980)

    Eraserhead  (1977)

    Pi  (1998)

    The Fountain  (2006)

    I recently saw Eraserhead, after months of waiting for it come back into stock on Amazon.com, and I loved it.  It was, without a doubt, the strangest film I've ever seen, surpassing anything I've seen as of yet by far.  I watched it with my sister, and she was actually disturbed for several days after watching it and I felt really bad...especially since I found it so amazing.

    Throughout the film, I kept thinking whether or not it was good that I saw the extremely similar Pi before I had seen Eraserhead.  Pi is a very obvious tribute to this movie in more ways than one, and in more ways than the extremely obvious black and white (15mm?) film and the general surreal, bizarre tones.  Both films are centered around a misfit, probably early 20s, disillusioned male in worlds and societies that neither of them can really even begin to understand.  They both live in small, secluded inner-city apartments with very sexy neighbors that they are obviously very attracted to but are too scared to pursue.  These are the basic similarities, but there are also some very strange (maybe not even intentional) tributes/similarities: Both films contain an electric drill to the head; in both, at some point, when a certain object is poked, a crescendo of sounds occurs until it is not being touched anymore; and both have a fascination of strange objects of paranoia, such as a computer screen and a disembodied brain (Pi), and a radiator and a mutant baby (Eraserhead).

    The point of the matter is, these films are incredibly similar, yet extremely different at the same time.  Their respective auters, David Lynch and Darren Aronofsky, are both revolutionary film-makers.  Lynch is a legend, and Aronofsky is definitely soon to be one (especially after Requiem for a Dream, which is already considered a classic).  But, the strange thing about Pi and Eraserhead being so similar lays in the fact that their styles are so inexplicably different

    Lynch's films are all slow-paced, brooding, dream-like odysseys into unknown psychological territory.  He explores the dark sides of human conciousness by making incredibly weird occurrences seem like commonplace in all of his films, and despicable and often annoying characters that seem demonic yet unreal at the same time; unreal, of course, being the operative term for any work that Lynch has ever done (with the exceptions apparently being The Straight Story and The Elephant Man).

    Aronofsky, however, makes his films fast-paced, emotionally draining assaults on the senses.  Requiem was probably one of the saddest movies I have ever seen.  It is a complete and total downer, but it is not by any means slow; it pushes forward towards its devastating climax at a breakneck, non-stop pace, all the while shocking and assaulting the viewer with images and scenes both beautiful and disgusting.  Pi was just as fast paced; so much was crammed into the ninety-something minute runtime that you were left wanting so much more, for the film to go on forever.  The quick edits, the strange sounds and phenomena associated with taking drugs (also VERY apparent in Requiem), and the brutally catchy techno soundtrack all make the viewer on the edge of their seat, in an entranced adrenaline rush unlike anything else.  These same techniques are also used in the not-so-emotional (in fact, it's quite lifeless) The Fountain.  I really hope that was just a hiccup in Aronofsky's career...not that it was bad, I just feel it 4 years too late and 10 million dollars underdone.  (The story of his attempts to make the film are actually more upsetting than the film itself.)

    Now, there's the issue in my theory that Lynch's films are also assaults on the senses, more "experience" films than anything else; that's true, but the styles of these two directors are so different that it's just sort of irrelevent to discuss.

    Eraserhead and Pi were Lynch's and Aronofsky's (respectively) first feature films, which is an interesting comparison.  The most effective explanation for this is that both films were very possible to make on a shoe-string budget, and would not have even worked if too much money had been spent.  It would have given a too refined feel to the productions, instead of the achingly personal feel that they ended up with.  Both films almost feel as if the main character is in fact an incarnation of their directors, written to express their inner-anguish and apparent paranoias towards the world.

    The final point I would like to make pertains to the directions both directors went in their careers.  At first glance, it seems like they took complete polar opposites in terms of film choices--however, after examining their filmographies, their choices are actually remarkably similar.  Both followed a critically acclaimed (or at least critically noticed) low-budget debut with an emotional film that garnered world-wide and popular attention (The Elephant Man for Lynch, and Requiem for Aronofsky).  Both films received Oscar nominations (Lynch's first directing nod) and other awards attention.  And then (this is the most noticable correlation) both made bigger-budget, high-brow, studio sci-fi films that divided audiences and critics.  Lynch made Dune, a classic wrong-move in his career, and he battled to get it made the way he wanted.  The studio cuts literally destroyed the film.  Aronofsky made The Fountain, which was also a commercial failure, and started its downfall years before with fights with the studio over budget and script issues. 

    And then, this is where Aronofsky's career cuts off; he has several upcoming movies that I am not quite familiar with, but I'm hoping will be returns to form for him.  Lynch's next film after Dune certainly was--he went on to make Blue Velvet, which garnered him worldwide acclaim and yet another Oscar nomination (I have got to see that movie...).  Lynch went on to have a long, illustrious career, and is still making movies and being an overall weirdo to this day.  Hopefully, Aronofsky will take another page from Lynch's book and do the same.

    And now back to a question that I find reoccurring on every movie site I go to:  Which is better, Pi or Eraserhead?  Personally, I connected more to Eraserhead's bizarre symbolism and dream-like tone.  However, I definitely found myself to be more enraptured overall by Pi's fast-paced, crank-like hallucinations.  Overall concensus?

    Who cares? (Hah)


  • I tried to enjoy it...

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    Africa Unite  (2008)

    It should be duly mentioned that I have a very deep respect for the intentions of this film.  Africa needs to get out of the gutter and start cooperating with each other, and stop thinking that they are helpless and need western support.  It is a perfectly relevant message, and the film gets it across pretty well...I just didn't like the movie.

    As a film, it cannot seem to decide what it is.  It attempts to be a tribute to Bob Marley.  It attempts to document how important Ethiopia is for the Rastafarian faith.  It nobly tries to be a humanitarian doc worthy of a social studies class in trying to portray very U.N., very P.C. ideas towards the ultimate benefits of the unification of Africa.  But unfortunately, it doesn't really deliver fully on any of these fronts, making it difficult to really respect the film.  There are some powerful ideas present, and some very cool ideas put forth by the students shown for only about half of the film.  But the fact that the students are really only present and shown in half of the film really demonstrates how indecisive the movie really is; it needs to at least stick with a topic long enough to make the viewer care about it if they are not already a bleeding-heart African activist.

    The film does have a lot of interests to keep in mind: it needs to please the people who will buy the film simply for the fact that it has Bob Marley footage, it needs to please humanitarian activists in presenting it's "Africa Unite" ideas, and it needs to provide at least basic information on the Rasta religion that every idea in the film is so deeply rooted in.  The film achieves its greatest successes when chronicling the history and importance of the Rastafarian religion in showing a 70 year-old Jamaican man and his pilgrimage to Ethiopia to see the concert.  This man, a strong looking old man with long, gray, fuzzy dreadlocks, gets the most sympathy and important screen time of anyone exemplified in the entire movie.  It is especially touching when he comes to the church of his religion, and cries whilst reciting a psalm that they say back in Jamaica.

    As for the actual film-making, it is an extremely sloppy movie.  For some reason, director Stephanie Black feels the need to use some sort of slow-shutter or slow-motion on the camera for about 50% of the film.  It is almost agonizingly frustrating, since it doesn't even heighten the "cool" effect of ANY of the sequences, it just makes the film look like a crappy home movie.  Also, many of the discussions and debates between the young kids are cut very short, not providing enough time to really see the insight and passion that is so clearly present in each and every one of them.  Even the interviews with Damien and Ziggy are cut tragically short, and you really don't see much of them personally throughout the movie--most of their screen time is just in their musical performances.

    The presence of the very graceful Danny Glover is welcomed in a few infuriatingly short scenes; however, I do realize that his overall presence would take a lot away from the film as a whole.  The musical performances are outstanding, even if you're not a huge fan of reggae music, but even they are cut short at the worst times, making the movie very hard to actually get into, since you feel as though it would be so much more interesting just to watch the concert footage.

    In summation, I would like to mention the one scene in the film that I found to be quite beautiful and very memorable, and it comes towards the end.  It consists of black-and-white archival footage of Bob Marley sitting on a rock in some seemingly remote spring, with various shots of a small cascading waterfall.  Bob seems to just be reflecting, taking the world in, and then smiles and runs over to the camera.  Narration about his legacy is played the entire time, as Bob sits on a rock and (FINALLY) is shown smoking a joint.  It is a potent, evocative sequence, the one scene in the film that I found to truly demonstrate his undying legacy.  Too bad most of the film was squeamish and uninteresting.


  • Very "original!"

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    The title of this review is not necessarily true...a lot of the film feels taken from some of Terry Gilliam's abandoned sketches and crazed idea chains.  However, it is an extremely good film, and a very enjoyable escape into an irrational and horrifying alternate world.

    Films about dreams tend to really get me...the depths of the imagination are completely interesting to me, and seeing them put onto film is just a magical experience.  This film, with the outstanding direction of Jeunet and Caro, achieves this feeling seamlessly.  The movie feels alternately like a bad dream and the type of dream you have after eating something weird right before you go to sleep--not necessarily a nightmare, but it certainly isn't happy, and you just sort of drift through it, taking in the bizarre scenery and the ever changing array of characters.

    The difference between one of these dreams and this film is merely that you actually care what happens to these characters, and it is well-plotted.  Somehow, it manages to garner both feelings...and it makes for a really great movie.

    Ron Perlman seems out of place for a while, but he soon meshes famously with the film as a whole, bringing a good deal of emotion to "One" without overdoing the cheese-factor that could have been eminent with the relationship between him and Miette.  Daniel Emilfork is completely perfect, playing a sort of Frankenstein's monster with the most selfish of intentions for his evils--he wishes for the ability to dream.  This is a strange concept, but it's really interesting to see how they make it play out so well.  Dominique Pinon is also very good, bringing the comic relief of the role of the various clones in the lab.  He is also successfully insane as the "original" scientist of the operation.

    My final concesus is that this is a brilliant film, but I'm also a sucker for anything surreal and abstract.  It's definitely a bizarre, futuristic fairy tale, but it really has a heart somewhere beneath it's outer illusory layers.


  • Zombies...sh*t.

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    Zombie Strippers  (2008)

    This is one of those movies that is worth watching purely for the enjoyment of watching terrible actors do terrible things in a terribly plotted horror film.  It was probably one of the funniest films I've seen in a while, simply because of the twisted enjoyment you get out of a film that is this awfully bad.  However, it is respectable because at no point does it pretend to want to be taken seriously.  Everybody in the film (except maybe a select few) and obviously everybody working on the film knew that it was God-awful, giving it a sense of irony and hilarity seldom achieved.

    The hard-ass lines uttered by the members of an elite zombie fighting squad are especially awesome, as is the premise that the government is releasing a zombie virus upon its citizens.  It's kind of obnoxious when it attempts to actually be a legit political commentary, but it's really, really funny when it's simply making fun of the premise and how stupid it is.

    This was one of the most enjoyable movies I've seen in a long time.  However, go into it with a sense of humor.  I honestly didn't stop laughing the whole movie.


  • Decently intriguing film

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    Walker  (1987)

    I noticed no one has said anything about this movie, so I figured I would be the first to say that it is a pretty good film.  It is all in all a commentary on the 1980s Nicaraguan conflict, exploiting the story of a forgotten American "hero" during the time of Manifest Destiny.  What it is really trying to say is that the idea of Manifest Destiny and ultra-patriotism still existed in the United States, especially during the 1970s-80s, when we just couldn't seem to keep our noses out of Central American affairs.  It succeeds on that level, but not too many others.

    The acting is at times pretty corny...Ed Harris successfully portrays William Walker and his many undeveloped personality traits, but even he slips up at times as his performance slips into camp.  Peter Boyle makes a pretty funny cameo as millionaire Cornelius Vanderbilt, the man who funds Walker's campaign in Nicaragua and ultimately sets him up as dictator.

    Some of the scenes are actually really cool, such a scene where Walker walks right down the middle of an apparent massacre in a village, telling his men to press on even though it seems all is lost.  A man asks him what he is doing, to which he replies, "The only thing I know how to do...advance."  A scene in which they burn the town of their dictatorships residence at the end is a little bit drawn out, with probably around 4-6 minutes of burning buildings and depravity of Walker's soldiers (called "Walker's Immortals").  It's one of many scenes that seems forced and just doesn't work...however, for each of these scenes, there is a few that do, which makes the movie an overall accomplishment.

    The film's infamous anachronisms that appear as Walker's dictatorship begins to fall apart actually seem relatively in place in terms of the story.  It is hilarious in most cases, and just puzzling in others.  My personal favorite is the cover of Newsweek, where one of the smaller stories listed on the cover is something about gay priests.  The main cover, however, shows Walker's face, claiming him as an American hero.  This was really just to show the celebrity status someone gains when they conquer and exploit in the name of America.

    While it certainly would not be recommended for the most cynical of human beings, it is an entertaining experiment in politcal satire.  While it often delves into the realm of the hallucinatory and the bizarre, it mostly stays on its main topic, though it is very good at doing both.  Especially in the final sequence, which I thought was the most impressive part of the entire film.


  • Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind!

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    Barton Fink  (1991)

    Naked Lunch  (1991)

    This is one of my new favorites of the Coen Brothers’ films.  Which isn’t really saying much, considering I’ve loved every single one of them that I’ve seen (I have yet to see The Hudsucker Proxy, and Intolerable Cruelty/Ladykillers—not in much of a rush for those).  I found this to delve just as deep into the mind of a writer as Naked Lunch, which also was greatly successful in that aspect.  There are a good amount of similarities to each one—most noticeably the insanity and bizarrity brought about by the writing process, but something that I really noticed was the fact that Judy Davis was in both of them.  And, even more curious, the fact that her characters’ deaths in both films bring about a new life into the writers minds, and helps them to finish their respective pieces.

     

    The film is really meant to be a satire on the process of getting a script approved in Hollywood, though the theme of a writer’s torture is just as apparent.  Michael Lerner’s studio boss is especially hilarious, and his blatant dishonesty and obnoxiousness provide some of the highlights of the film.  Tony Shaloub is characteristically annoying as a producer who is stuck with Fink, trying to his script finished, but that just heightens the effect that the Coens are trying to put forth: That Hollywood sucks, especially for the lowly writers.

     

    The signature Coen’s motifs and symbolism run rampant in this film—the shoes, the hallway, the bible, and most importantly the reference to the writing process as being a hell on earth for any writer.  I found the most interesting performance of the film to be John Mahoney as the alcoholic writer that Barton looks up to, then envies and pities.  His performance is a small one, but I found it to leave a large impact on me even after his scenes were over.  I was sort of hoping he would have more scenes, but his absence was made up for by several other outstanding performances in the film.

     

    The ending sequence in the hotel is especially great.  John Goodman’s satanic character brings everything into that scene, and yet you still have a huge amount of sympathy for this “common man” who’s “not mad at anyone.”  Though you realize that he is really a sort-of anti-Christ, there is no denying the sympathy towards him that you inadvertently feel.  It is a disturbing scene, but very, very powerful…and as Barton leaves this literal Hell, everything about the film comes together; he has now finished his screenplay, and is leaving that God-forsaken place.

     

    I’m still trying to sort out the meaning of the woman in the painting, whom he meets at the end.  My guess is that it just means that he is now free, in the haven that he dreamed of the entire time he was writing.  However, it could be something much simpler that I’m just missing…

     

    Barton Fink, as with Naked Lunch, is an excellent portal into the mind of a writer, and the sufferings they are put through; even though we really shouldn’t have anything to complain about.


  • After a prolonged hiatus, number 2 on my list

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    Apocalypse Now  (1979)

    This was one of my most difficult decisions…there is an undisputed number 1 spot, which will be revealed when I get to writing something that will successfully pay homage to the film itself, but this spot was tough.  I thought it was clear-cut for a while, but then I recently saw a film that I really wanted to add.  Both films are pretty bleak, pretty disturbing, and pretty strange; and both are definite classics, outstanding films from legendary directors.  So, after much deliberation, here is number 2 and number 2½.

     

    2.  Apocalypse Now I have always been intrigued by this movie.  I saw a good deal of it on AMC when I was about 12 years old, and promptly set to begging my parents to let me go out and buy/rent it.  Finally, after ragging them for the better part of two years, I bought a copy of it.  It completely and utterly blew my mind.

     

    Never had I seen such brilliant film-making.  The viewer is sucked completely into the unstable mind of veteran special-ops agent Willard, on a journey down a savage river that loses all sense of time, reality, and purpose.  He is sent out to kill a man he does not even know; and is meant to learn about through transcripts and letters documenting his rise and fall.  No one knows when this expedition will end—but all seem to know that it will inevitably end in tragedy.

     

    Martin Sheen gives a supremely understated and powerful performance…while it is not exactly a showy role, it is one that was probably extremely difficult to pull off, in that a lot of the film is him sitting on the boat examining documents about Kurtz.  However, he does the job famously.  Robert Duvall is hilarious (yet somewhat unsettling) in his classic and brilliant small role.  His character (Col. Kilgore) is a larger than life character, perfectly representing the bizarre truths about Americans, military types especially; it is pretty self-explanatory what I mean when you look at the fact that they bomb and pillage a Vietnamese town (perfectly edited to Cry of the Valkries) only for the opportunity to see one of Willard’s men, a professional surfer, showcase his talents.  It really illustrates the exploitative nature of the American military, hitting the mark perfectly, just as the rest of the film does in illustrating the chaos and madness of not only the Vietnam war, but war in general.

     

    Say what you want about Marlon Brando’s performance, but I found it to be deeply and strangely unsettling.  This could be because he was facing the same sort of issues at that time in his life; he was becoming increasingly reclusive and separating himself more and more from humanity, believing that he was above everybody else.  This attitude was perfect to portray Kurtz, a man who is trapped by his own insanity.  Some of his monologues are peculiar yet greatly profound.

     

    The beginning and ending sequences are almost entities in themselves when you talk about this film.  Both are trippy, stylish, and edited to awesome music and sounds.  In the beginning, the song is ironically The End by The Doors, in the most perfect sequence of any film I have ever seen.  As the film and Willard descend into madness, this song is chronicling it, as well as the sound of helicopter rotors as the fan spins.  The ending is just beautiful—Kurtz clearly wants Willard to be the one to kill him, before offering him the last temptation by giving him a glimpse of his philosophy.  I still get the chills as Willard rises out of the red water…it’s completely incredible.  As is the entire movie.

     

    2½ .  A Clockwork Orange Now, I only recently saw this movie, but I really just had to include it here up near my top two, since I was really taken aback by its power.  This movie actually has a more personal meaning to me; my mom and dad constantly tell the story of their first date, during which my dad took my mom to see this movie, and my mom dumped him soon following, for the reason that she was so immensely disturbed by it.  I’ve always thought this was hilarious, and I’ve always wanted to see it out of curiosity.

     

    I would have to watch it again to write a full analysis, but it was worth mentioning.  I was especially amazed by the scene by the water where Alex puts his “droogs” back in their place—slow motion imagery melded with music in its finest form.  And this was only one of about a dozen scenes that really stuck out in my mind.  Stanley Kubrick was a total genius.


  • A great surrealist comedy

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    I believe it is very relevent to mention the main reason why I love Charlie Kaufman's writing so much; and that is because he tends to write his main characters as strange, socially awkward, self-loathing outcasts, which is what makes them so understandable to me.  That being said, I also found Being John Malkovich to be a hilarious and stylish study of the intricacies of the human psyche.

    Not only does the film perfectly portray what it would actually be like to see the world through someone else's eyes (literally), it also subtly questions the role of the human mind and soul, and what seeing something like this might do to one.  Spike Jonze's direction is superb, and I finally see why he received such accolades for the film...I found this to be even more enjoyable than the also superb Adaptation, the other Jonze-Kaufman collaboration.

    John Cusack was surprisingly awesome in the main role, as was Catherine Keener as his seductive business-mate.  John Malkovich is, of course, the man, and convincingly played himself, and John Cusack's character, and Cameron Diaz's character.

    I was extremely surprised at how much I loved this film, but I guess I should have seen it coming, since I typically am most intrigued by absurdist fantasies.  But this one is even better than others.


  • A Hallucinatory Masterpiece

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    Naked Lunch  (1991)

    I somehow discovered this movie on Amazon a few weeks ago, and after reading up on it, I bought it out pure curiosity, and based on the fact that I had loved all the criterion films I had bought before this one.  I’m still amazed at how much I liked this movie.

     

    I would like to start off by mentioning that William S. Burroughs is one of the most interesting people I have ever heard of, and I plan on reading his work very soon.  What is most fascinating about him is trying to decipher what about is actually true, and what about him is myth or fiction.  He actually reminds of a more literary Hunter S. Thompson, one of my favorite characters in writing (or even history).

     

    However, it was not only these few reasons that I found the movie so exceptional.  The exposition is especially well-done, introducing you to Peter Weller’s Bill Lee character and his deadpan delivery of exterminator lines.  Even when the film is anchored in reality, it has a strange, surreal feel to it, heightened by awesome saxophone work by Ornette Coleman and a quietly strange score by Howard Shore.  Soon after Bill Lee utters the line “Exterminate all rational thought—that is the conclusion I have come to”, which acts as self-explanatory advice to the viewer, the film dips into the surreal and haunting world of a writer struggling with a near impossible work to finish.

     

    Peter Weller is outstanding.  I have never seen such a perfectly deadpan performance that still contains so much depth and undertones in the right parts of his portrayal.  Judy Davis is also very good as his unfaithful, drug addled wife (and later lover?).  Most of the other performances are pretty much bit parts, shown to heighten the insignificance of normal human contact in the writing process.  There are a couple characters, however, to pay attention to—Ian Holm plays a fellow writer in “Interzone”, who lends Bill his cherished typewriter, only to have it be labeled as an “enemy agent” by Bill’s typewriter and destroyed.  Roy Scheider very effectively plays the role of a drug manufacturer in Interzone, and also seems to have a lot of fun with the part, hamming it up near the end of the final act.

     

    It is also important to note that most of the occurrences in the film are in fact happening, but the way they are portrayed is through Bill Lee’s hallucinatory visions, as he believes that everything is assignment from a secret organization, and his writing is merely “reports.”

     

    What is remarkable about the film is that it never delves into bizarrity without making you genuinely care what happens to Lee.  You watch his deliriums and dependencies spiral out of control, but he always retains his main character traits, though they may not be all that likeable.  It is difficult to watch sometimes, as it is often graphic and disturbing, but in the end, it is an extremely rewarding, yet puzzling, experience.

     

    All in all, it is a meditation on the difficulties of the writing process, and the effect that drugs may have on a writer in the middle of it.  Burroughs really struggled with similar hallucinations and difficulties while writing the novel in Tangier, giving the film a very credible stand on the subject matter.  It was very effective that Cronenberg included not only events from the novel, but various happenings in Burroughs’ life and even some parts of his other books.  He even uses the William Tell routine to demonstrate what Burroughs said, in his own words, “Inspired him to be a writer.”  The significance of including it again after finally leaving Interzone is very simple—the “accidental” murder of his wife got him there, got him into writing; and now it is ultimately what will help him to finish his novel, and leave Interzone.

     

    Don’t really go into this film with a lot of expectations and previous knowledge; just watching the film would have been enough for me, because it is amazing, but if interested, do some more research afterwards.  It is extremely intriguing.

     


  • Pleasantly surprised

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    I Am Legend  (2007)

    I had basically zero expectations going into this film...it looked intriguing, but reading about led me to believe that it was just another Will Smith blockbuster.  That isn't necessarily a bad thing, as he tends to make above average blockbuster movies, but I really didn't expect to be as impressed by the film as I was.

    The story is familiar, everybody has seen or heard of the various versions of it (the 60s one is apparently better).  And though the film is meant to be a big-budget, box-office juggernaut film, I found that it never really dipped into the conventional crap that plagues most other action movies of today--at least until the end, where it painfully strays from the plot of the book.

    The suspense built is extremely intense, especially in a scene in one of the "hives" of the vampire-zombie-people.  The feeling of loneliness and isolation is what really gives the scenes like that the terror that you feel for much of the movie.

    The ideas of a cure for cancer causing such a apocalyptic disease is very intriguing, but I guess you can't really rave about it much in this film, seeing as it has been done so many times before.  However, I found this adaptation to be a very good film, mostly undeserving of a lot of the criticism it has been getting (except for that last few minutes...).


  • Very good doc.

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    Manda Bala  (2007)

    As it was a documentary, I held off from watching Manda Bala for a pretty long time, despite the intriguing cover art and synopsis.  I am sort of mad that I held off for so long, since I was surprised to find that it was really quite good.

     

    In Brazil, especially the Sao Paulo district, political corruption runs rampant, as do the equally powerful kidnapping and crime rings in the city slums.  The film begins by introducing a frog farm owner, who claims he would “never harm frogs in the wild”, but harvests them for various reasons at his business.  The scenes and descriptions of how the farm works are extremely well-done, and are the most stylistically done sequences of the film.

     

    In the beginning, it’s hard to figure out just where the film is going, since so many different themes are presented, and it’s difficult to tell how they’re tied together (such as a woman describing her experience in being kidnapped in contrast with the frog farm).  However, once the film gets into full swing, and it’s revealed that the frog farm was in fact part of a money laundering scheme by fraudulent government officials, there are some powerful and eye-opening statements made.

     

    One of the major and most interesting sub-topics shown is of a plastic surgeon, who in wake of the influx of ear-severing occurring during kidnappings, has developed a revolutionary new way to rebuild the ear.  It is fascinating, yet at the same time frustrating, seeing this man set to work, when in reality he is merely making profit off of other people’s suffering.  Because on one hand, he is helping them fix their deformities and help them out after such a traumatic experience, but in the other hand, he is making them pay immense amounts of money to get it done.

     

    The film as a whole is extremely stylized, with perfectly timed ironic jibes and the metaphorical use of the frogs in representing Brazilian society.  It is often hilarious to see the film-makers begin their interviews so friendly and casual, and then ask a blunt, precise question that renders the subject speechless.  The best is when they get to interview Jader Barbalho, the maestro of the most diabolical of the money embezzlement schemes.  The interview begins with friendly questions as to his policy—and ends with Jader walking out of the room after being asked about a certain frog ranch.  The film-maker’s sense of irony and darkly exploitative humor is what makes the movie so compelling as a whole, and so powerful in the end.

     

    Some of the subjects that Jason Kohn managed to talk with are extremely impressive, and one of these is a kidnapper/bank-robber from the Sao Paulo slums.  Some of the things revealed in this interview are the most disturbing yet overwhelmingly moving things said in the film.  It is amazing that one cannot bring themself to hate this man that is so clearly ruthless and would kill most people without a thought, because he is so oblivious to the wrong that he is doing.  The only reason he does it is because he has to in order to survive—and help his entire neighborhood to survive.  His final lines are profoundly emotional and eye-opening.

     

    Manda Bala is a very good documentary.  It is very easy to see why it garnered such apparent acclaim, and won the Sundance best documentary.  Not only is its subject and ideas important, but it is carried out in a way that is fresh, stylish, and entertaining.


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    My entries have been spaced out of late, as I have not had very much time to post.  I’m almost finished watching Manda Bala, so I’ll have a review of that posted soon.

     

    3.  2001:  A Space Odyssey/Dr. Strangelove 

    I don’t think I’m alone in proposing that these are a couple of the greatest films ever made.  I’ll begin with the first.

     

    From the opening sequences of “the dawn of man”, to the final climactic warp scene, everything about the film is haunting and entrancing.  So many moods and so many different styles are experimented with in this film, and every single one of them works (my favorite being the space-shuttle nutcracker scene in the beginning).  No other movie has taken me to a higher level of thinking than this film, which I thought about and tried to sort out in my mind for weeks after watching it.  It is one of the greatest film experiences I have ever had.

     

    Dr. Strangelove is my second favorite Kubrick movie, which puts it right at the top of my list.  I first saw this movie when I was about 10, and found it hilarious then, and watching it again years later, I find it funny as ever.  The offbeat humor is perfect, as is the bitingly satirical mood of the entire film.  Peter Sellers is completely brilliant, as is George C. Scott, but I would say the greatest character (next to Strangelove himself) is Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper.  Some of his lines are hilariously insane, and he pulls them off with incredible ease.  This film, like 2001, tries a lot of different things with the film and with the humor, and every single one is great, especially the opening title sequence, which I just recalled after seeing it discussed in one of the forums.

     

    I am ashamed to say that I have not seen A Clockwork Orange, which I’m pretty sure, based on my taste in movies, will be near the top of my list whenever I get around to it.

     

    4.  Brazil

    I mention this movie a lot, both in my life and in anything that I write on Spout (or any other movie site).  This was actually the movie that got me so interested in film and the art of film-making itself.  It is without a doubt Gilliam’s greatest achievement.  The strange, dark, twisted world that Gilliam builds in most of his later films began with his vision of a totalitarian future society, posing as a beacon of perfection, when in reality, nothing actually works.  From the technology to the actual system of the society, nothing actually achieves its function, which is so fitting to our current society and its faulty technology (and society…).

     

    This film is a surrealist masterpiece.  The dream sequences that perfectly mirror Sam Lowry’s life and give us a portal into his mind are exceptional; nothing has given me faith in the magic of film more than this film.

     

    “Don’t fight it, son.  Confess quickly!  If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.”

     

    5.  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    I found this film to be completely brilliant.  It manages to pull of a romantic vibe, while still retaining a sense of wonderment and philosophical importance.  Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet both give revelatory performances in the two leads, and everyone else in the cast is extremely solid.  Never have I seen reality and the goings-on of the mind mixed so well, with the dreams becoming part of the narrative structure, revealing just enough about Carrey’s and Winslet’s relationship to make the ending both tragic yet somewhat hopeful.  Kaufman’s writing and Gondry’s direction meshes outstandingly.


 

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