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  • I Am Myth

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    I Am Legend  (2007)

    I'm a really big wimp. In fact, movies like the Gremlins and Wizard of Oz scare me so I'm just going to state this ahead of my interview so you know who's point of view was watching this film. 

    Wow. First of all I don't want to give too much away because there are things in the movie I wasn't expecting at all. Which is supposed to be normal but rarely is. It's full of surprises and twists that left me in great appreciation and admiration of the filmmakers motive to make a great action slash thriller movie. 

    What are the evil creatures that still lurk in New York with our hero, Dr. Robert Nevell (Smith)...werewolves, vampires, zombies...I dunno. I guess you'll have to find out for yourself. 

    To be fair I will give a heads up to fellow wimps - this movie made me jump about seven times. Things do pop out and there is very few moments in this film that have any type of score. 

    It gave me slight reminders of Cast Away, just with a man being isolated and making friends in unusual places. 

    There is one very gruesome killing of a mannequin so please be prepared for that. 

    I was very impressed with the CGI and the way they were able to transform New York and make it look so real and accurate. 

    I saw some pretty young kids in the movie when I went and I have to say that those have got to be some tough kids because I was scared half the time. 

    Will Smith did an amazing job carrying a film nearly all by himself. Very few actors have that ability. 

    This is a great film to see this Holiday season if you're up for an action slash thriller flick. Boys will like it because of the car chasing deer scene (what?) and the girls will enjoy the delicious eye candy that is Will Smith.

  • Topnotch Naughty

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    Superbad  (2007)

    This film was one that I was really excited about seeing this summer. I love Michael Cera, who also played George Michael in Arrested Development. Superbad is movie that really aims for the men of the world, but is really funny for the women because we know guys that are just like Seth and Evan. They basically go on an adventure to get booze for a party and have trouble with the cops and their friend McLovin who seems to have all the luck in the world. It had the same kind of humor as Knocked Up, which features Seth Rogen who is also a major character in Superbad, and the 40-Year Old Virgin. There's no way you won't laugh out loud at this film unless your dead...or an elderly person. There are some possibly offensive parts but it's rated R so you've gotten your fair warning. Anything goes. It's really, really, funny if you've ever had High School guy friends who just wanted to get laid. There are so many avenues that you can relate with in this movie. 

  • Ratatouille

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    Ratatouille  (2007)

    Like many others I've always been a fan of the computer animated films. Toy Story blew us away, Shrek is loved by many kids but even more adults. A new era of film has been given to us. But like every good thing, it must eventually come to an end. Ratatouille was so boring that I checked my watch at least twenty times. It was almost painful to watch. The animation was impressive, that always captures my attention but the story was slow, dragged out, and at times I myself was wondering where the hell it was all going. There weren't really any characters that I felt compelled towards except maybe the bad guys because they were such characters. But the rat was kind of blah and the main guy was blah and I was bummed out because I thought it was going to be really good. But it's not and I don't understand why everyone's saying that it is. So I'm here to tell you that if you liked Over the Hedge (which I loved) you'll hate Ratatouille. We remember Buzz, Woody, and Donkey...but nobody is going to remember Remy...which was the rats name...I think.

  • Sir Lumber Buzzard

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    Mr. Woodcock  (2007)

    I would like to nominate this film as worst film of the year. I would also like to ask everyone out there how the hell Billy Bob got famous. He is a terrible actor. The only movie that I actually like him in is Monster's Ball. Everything else I've seen him in is total garbage. I spent eight bucks to see this movie and it was so crap that I was actually pissed off the entire time I was watching it. Honestly, I'm not usually this hard on films but I'm warning you, it is complete garbage. It's so bad I'm not giving it any stars because it doesn't deserve them. Don't be fooled by the funny previews...all three funny parts are in the trailer, you've seen the best parts don't waste your money.

  • I Directly Declare You Charles and Larry

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    his movie surprised me. I think the thing that caught me off guard the most was how sincere a lot of the parts were. I was expecting it to be this crude film, filled with typical gay jokes. But instead it was a really interesting view on the whole thing. I especially appreciated the fact that a Queen song was played, which I proudly sang along to. I don't care what people think, I paid eight fifty, I'll sing if I want to!

    I didn't dislike it, but I didn't love it either. I don't remember a lot from it. I think I went into it with too many expectations. That seems to happen a lot with me and I need to learn how to go into movies without any feeling. Instead I'm always excited by the actors or the premise...maybe I'm the only one that has this problem. 

    I felt like the story tended to drag on a bit and I could've thought of a few different things to make it funnier, but all in all it was an okay movie. Adam Sandler seems to be drifting more toward the serious movies or at least serious themes, Click is another example of an okay movie that had it's funny moments but for the most part was pretty serious subject matter. I have to admit I kind of enjoy it. I was never a fan of Sandler until I saw him in Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me. I will continue to see Sandler films, but this one didn't leave much of an impression.

  • Marvelous Karma Charles

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    Good Luck Chuck  (2007)

    Have you ever gone to a movie and expected it to be awesome only to have it even more awesome?! Well, this film did just that. I loved it so much. Seriously. It was so hilarious. I love when actresses can actually let loose and have some fun. The only other two that I see doing anything remotely similar would be Drew Barrymore and Kate Winslet. 

    I was so impressed by both actors in this movie. And the story was so cute. And I think there's enough humor for guys to enjoy it just as much as the girls. Yeah, there is some pretty raunchy crude humor, but if you enjoy that sort of thing then you'll love this movie. I can't even think of what to compare it to because it's nothing like I've ever seen. I've never seen a movie that constructed characters so well in a comedy. 

    You have to stay during the credits also because the penguin sex scene almost made me pee myself. I had a giant water bottle and by the end I didn't want to leave and miss anything so I seriously had to go, but I resisted and it was so worth it. Dane Cook is slowly rising to becoming one of my favorite comedians, although he's got a lot to live up to and I don't find him very versatile. In fact, anything I see him in I just see him in his stand up. He's always the same character, which happens to the best of them I suppose, but his type cast is actually quite enjoyable. I laughed harder at this movie then any I'd seen in a long time. It's one of the few movies I would tell people was okay to buy on DVD if you haven't seen it in the theaters. But nothing beats the big screen. 

  • Alien Boy

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    Martian Child  (2007)

    Martian Child was just what you'd expect it to be. It's sappy, it's cute, and it's heartbreaking. It's really quite a sweet story and the entire time it had me wondering if the boy really was an alien. The answer to that question completely surprised me. I hope these reviews aren't coming off as trivial, I just don't want to give too much information away before you see it. 

    This movie does have some slow parts and there's a lot of repetitive behavior. So some times moments in the movie can appear tedious. But really it's just a slow moving story about love between a man who tries to go outside of himself to help an alien boy. 

    I'm a sucker for repetitious characters and I love the fact that Joan and John are constantly in films together. It makes me feel like a part of their family and it makes it that much more believable. The little boy in the movie was also in Must Love Dogs with Cusack and It just goes to show that it's all about who you know. 

    In actuality the boy is quite good and l actually think at one point I was moved to tears. It might have been an emotional day or maybe I was just really into the movie. I will definitely be purchasing this one for my collection as I am a huge Cusack fan and totally loved the concept. 

    It's okay to go and see a heartfelt film every now and then.

  • Mr. Magorium's Magic Store

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    This movie is actually what inspired me to write movie reviews in my blog. I opened a newspaper and read the review which gave this film one star out of five and had the title as Mr. Magorium's Magic Emporium. I mean if you're going to rate films at least get the damn title right. 

    Anyway, I really enjoyed this movie. And it's not just for kids. I love imagination and creativity and if you're looking up and see the name Zach Helm and you're like, where have I seen that before...it's the same guy who wrote Stranger Than Fiction. This was his directing debut and I thought he did awesome.

    There's a really moving scene with a Cat Stevens song between Bateman and the little boy that is so beautiful. Dustin and Natalie do an wonderful job as well, having a sort of father daughter relationship. I could really relate with Natalie's character because she was 20 sometime stuck between being a kid and an adult. 

    If you're looking for a film with amazing cinematic quality and a flawless story then don't go this movie. It's made for children and adults with imaginations. I was really looking forward to seeing this and I wasn't disappointed at all. A lot of people miss out on great films because we set our standards so high. But this movie was very entertaining and made me wish I was Peter Pan and lived in Neverland. 

    This is the kind of film you should see when you're having a really terrible day. You had a bad day at work, or you're struggling financially and are so tired of life and all the complexities of being an adult. Go to this movie and escape, because there's really no other option when seeing this. It's total escapism. 

    Don't listen to reviews that discourage you from seeing it, it's worth it, I promise. This movie may help re-establish that wonderment that we once had as children. Imaginations prevail and come to life, don't' miss out.

  • Magical

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    Enchanted  (2007)

    I took my 3 year old and 6 year old nieces to see this film. I actually just wanted to have an excuse to see it because the preview made my burst out into laughter. I figured it would be a little ridiculous but that's what makes these kinds of predictable films fun to watch. It was really quite clever in the attempts to the keep the story fresh. 

    It did make me want to be in New York (soon my friends, soon) and be apart of the living city. Are there musical numbers? Yes. Do they in a way mock traditional, classical musicals. Definitely. 

    I don't know many men who would enjoy this movie because it's a complete girl movie. It's very fanciful and the first third of the movie starts out in animation. The good old fashioned hand drawn animation that I've missed so dearly. It's a really lovely sort of movie but as far as movies go, it's not that great if you look at it artistically. However, this kind of movie isn't made for that. It's made for pure entertainment. 

    It does kind of remind me of Kate and Leopold with the roles simply reversed. I really did enjoy James Marsden in this movie, he's such a fun person. I loved him in X Men and when I saw his more laid back side in Hairspray I knew he'd do a great job in Enchanted which he did.

    Amy Adams doe eyed innocence and oblivious nature was very true to how a Princess from an animated world would react to things. If your a fan of the Disney princesses, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, you must you see this movie. You'll love it, I promise. However if you can't stand people randomly bursting into song ...you may also enjoy parts of the film because it does indeed mock the entire ideals of musicals by blatantly over doing it. 

    This isn't by any means the best film I've seen all year, but it was pretty funny and I think little girls everywhere will enjoy it. So if you need an excuse to go see it take a little girl...may be harder for men to go about doing such things...but you know what I mean. 

  • Insect Film

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    Bee Movie  (2007)

    Ugh. Can I please state the the obvious thought that pops into my head before I go into a cordial review. I really didn't like this movie, at all. The animation was impressive, but what in the world. The story was so bizarre and made literally no sense and the end felt like some public service announcement and about how important bees are to our ecosystem. Which is fine and everything, but blah. 

    I think it may also have to do with the fact that I've never been a huge fan of Seinfeld. I know everyone loves the show but I've just never found Jerry funny. I don't know, maybe if you like Seinfeld you'll have better luck when you view this movie. I went in honor of my nephew and nieces so I took one for the team. Hopefully you'll enjoy it a little more than I have.

  • Eighth Month Blitz

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    August Rush  (2007)

    I really liked parts of this movie. As a whole I was satisfied but not overly content with what was given to me. The story line was a bit shaky and the movie trailer definitely lured me in and was better than the movie. But the film had some surprises that caught me off guard and I really enjoyed Robin Williams role. 

    I think August Rush was made to help people stop and listen more to the people around them. Messages that we miss because we're so busy trying to survive that we forget to stop and enjoy our surroundings. 

    Freddie Highmore is a firestorm of a performer. He continues to burn vibrantly after out acting all the adults around him. He's going to be one of those actors similar to Ron Howard. Powerhouse performances as a child will build a nice foundation for him as an adult. 

    I recommend August Rush to anyone who's lost love and then found it again. Whether it was a family member or a lover, this film will move you. I got chills a number of times while watching it. Like I said, although not necessarily impressive cinematically, or providing us with the strongest plot line, it does pull at our heartstrings. This movie is worth seeing. But maybe wait and see it at matinee time.

  • Daniel In Authentic Being

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    Dan in Real Life  (2007)

    So, lately, any film I've seen Dane Cook in, I haven't been much of a fan. And I realize that in a previous review I recommended that Dane Cook stick to his stand up, but he did a pretty good job in this film.

    Steve Carell was my real motivation in seeing this film. That and the movie poster. Advertising is key to any film 

    Dan in Real Life wasn't quite what I was expecting. It's a clean, family, comedy about a widowed man (Carell) who falls in love for the first time since his wife's death. I found it incredibly moving, with comedy in all the right spots. 

    Was it predictable? Of course. Was it entertaining? Absolutely. The cast made me feel like they were actually a real family and that some how I was a part of their family. I was envious most of the time, wishing that my family acted like Dan's did. It did give me the feeling of a movie from last year, The Family Stone.

    In reality all films can remind us of another one we've seen. A completely original idea is nearly impossible to come by and when you do most people don't like it. I don't know many people who wouldn't enjoy this film. It keeps your attention and you find yourself rooting for love.

    This happy ending movie actually depressed me, as most romantic movies do. Mainly because it's frustrating at how easy they make love appear. People don't just approach someone they find attractive and attempt to woo them. A lot of times you might get a glance but no follow through. So these films always tend to give me false hope, however, the more I see, and the longer I live, I've come realize that movies are stories that we wish could happen to us in reality, but that never will.

    However, if you've ever experienced a movie moment in your life and highly disagree with me, I envy you and hope to one day prove myself wrong. Dan in Real Life is a great film and will most definitely be a much anticipated addition to my DVD collection.  


  • A Marvelous Psyche

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    This movie blew my mind. Seriously. The only other film that had twisted my brain in such a way was The Sixth Sense but I went into that film expecting some sort of twist ending. This is far from the typical Ron Howard film in my humble opinion. A lot of people say he always has to wrap up his films with a happy ending...which I happen to enjoy thank you very much...and this film has a happy ending to an extent. But he's still seeing his hallucinations. He's still not cured from his ailment.

    This film put Jennifer Conelly (Connelly?) on my radar which in turn got me into see Reqium for a Dream, another favorite of mine. Russell Crowe has always been one of my heroes. He's an incredible actor. Incredibly versitle and incredibly talented. I don't care what he chooses to do in his free time, he makes kick ass movies that I will forever appreciate. 

    I can't get over how well all the plot points connect in this movie. A lot of times films start out strong but the ending is weak, but in A Beautiful Mind everything makes sense. And it's fun to go back and watch moments that you may have missed the first time around, like when Marcy is running around the pigeons and they don't react to her presence. 

    This movie is the sort fo project that I would like to be a part of. Something so powerful and so moving that you'll never forget it. I've seen so many films, but whenever this one is mentioned I always get excited and feel the need to pull it out and watch it again. 

    I can't imagine someone never having seen this film. But if you haven't, it's one of the few films that I would recommend to anyone and everyone.


  • A Bakers Dozen Aging to Three Decades

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    13 Going on 30  (2004)

    This film has it's little quirks that make me not hate the film. Secretly I just enjoy Mark Ruffalo and the whole concept of getting a second chance, changing things for the better, getting a glimpse into the future at what could be and making it what you want it to be.

    Yeah, the film's a bit cheesy and it's your typical romantic comedy but I really liked the whole 80's element. I didn't really like Jennifer Garner in the film. Her doe-eyed, shocked at everything, act was fitting I suppose but I felt that it got a little tired. 

    Romantic comedies are cruel and give women all over the world false hope. But we can't resist the Whitney Houston montague with the make up and fake eyelashes. And who wants to miss out on a thriller imitation done by Jenna and Matty just like the good ol' days?

    Some women can resist romantic comedies...I struggle...I'll admit it. I get sucked in. I don't necessarily enjoy them but I do always want to see them.  


  • Over the Cosmos

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    I wasn't really sure whether I liked this film after I saw it. I kind of felt like I'd taken acid and I wasn't quite sure what time it was, what day it was, and I definitely didn't know the year.

    I always enjoy the unusual though and found myself recalling parts that I really enjoyed and the whole premise was really cool.

     It was very political but had a great love story to sort of balance it out. I kind of felt like this was Forrest Gump on crack, minus the whole slow factor and people randomly burst out into song.

    I've always wanted real life to be like a musical. How funny would that be. You're hanging out in a coffee shop and suddenly someone bursts into song and starts dancing around with ease. 

    As for the Beatles songs. I liked the fact that I already knew some of the words to the songs. Sometimes with musical I find it hard to enjoy them if I don't know any of the music. It's probably what made Moulin Rouge such a hit in my list.

    I felt like there was a lot of chemistry amongst all the actors and I really enjoyed Bono and Eddie Izzards cameo appearances. 

    I think this movie for most people will be a love or hate relationship. I think it'll also make you want to have strawberry artwork on your wall.


  • A Dozen Primates

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    12 Monkeys  (1995)

    I love Sci-Fi movies. Especially one's that mix crazy people and time travel. It's such a genius combination. The first time I watched this film I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. Which is how movies are normally supposed to work but in my case rarely do.

     I do find that I have to be in a certain kind of mood to watch it. I've also never been a big fan of Bruce Willis or Brad Pitt but find myself enjoying them in this film. The female counterpart tends to get on my nerves quite a bit, I find it hard to enjoy a lot of actresses. Maybe it's the parts written for them? I dunno.

    I'm also always a big fan of the flashback scenes in films that connect and come together at the end of the movie. It's pretty amazing how people can tella story with film and make us, even if just for a moment, believe that time travel would actually be possible. 

     Brad Pitt plays crazy almost too well and I want to know how he kept one eye larger than the other. He never broke character and I'm pretty sure that it would be a pretty difficult role to play. Difficult but fun. 

    The soundtrack to this movie is perfect. I loved the quirky score that accompanies so many of the pivotol scenes. It keeps the mood with a strange sort of feeling but doesn't creep you out enough to make you feel like you're watching a horror film, like some sci-fi tend to do. 


  • Slosh

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    Splash  (1984)

    This movie was put out the year I was born. I was feeling a bit nostalgic so I went out and purchased it the other day. This film is so inspiring to me. The way they made films in the 70's and 80's always impresses me. The things they pulled off without computer animation gets me excited. I enjoy the occasional CGI, but I'm always more impressed with ingeniuity. I wish people still made films like Splash today. Using old fashioned techniques to give the film a more real feel. If they were to make Splash today I don't think I'd enjoy it nearly as much. And who doesn't love John Candy and Eugene Levy in the same film.

     I will forever love this film. It's so beautifully constructed and the story is quite beautiful as well. Tom Hanks is a stud and I believe this was his first major motion picture. 

     I do know that this was the first film that Touchstone Pictures ever produced. And I also know that Ron Howard will forever be one of my favorite directors. 


  • Triturate Terminological Inexactitude

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    Pulp Fiction  (1994)

    What?

    Can someone please explain this to me.

     

    I watched it three times. What the hell is going on? 


  • Rattlersighting

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    Trainspotting  (1996)

    This was my first drug movie that I'd ever seen. Needless to say it left quite an impression. This was also my first time encountering the acting skills of Ewan McGregor which will forever be admired. I love Spud and the character development that actually never really develops into anything different. Old habits die hard. Does this movie glorify drugs? That's a big question people ask. I'd say no. Because despite the amazing scene of him coming out of the toilet...I wouldn't ever want to be in a place where the toilet looked like that or have hallucinations of babies falling from the ceiling while I detox. Nah. I think I'll stick to candy as my number one addiction, thanks.

  • Scuffle Society

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    Fight Club  (1999)

    Fight Club. One of the most popular films of our generation. A unique twist that makes us all feel quite clever if we watch it with someone who's never seen it before. I know I do. Most of the time, when I watch this film with someone who's never seen it, I watch them more than I watch the movie. I don't even like Brad Pitt. I mean, I don't dislike him either, I'm just indifferent. But he really caught my attention in this film. Edward Norton is one of my favorites forever. I just love the roles he chooses. That and he's an incredible actor. Helena Bonham is one of the few great actresses of our time. She's so quirky and has such a unique look about her. But back to the movie....my favorite scene is when Norton kicks his own ass in front of his boss. Brilliant acting. And when Brad Pitt's getting the shit kicked out of him by the owner of the shop and then he laughs and bleeds all over the dude. I don't like blood but that scene is mesmerizing. That's what the whole movies like really...mesmerizing.

  • Familiar Firmament

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    Vanilla Sky  (2001)

    Why, Cameron Crowe...why? Why would you ever want to work with Tom Cruise? Come on. The guy is rubbish. Alright, clearly not true because he's in a million billion fans, but in my humble opinion it's all a lotta hype and not much action.  Much like this film. You know, my biggest beef with this film was the fact that it had the potential to be so amazing. And it just fizzled out for me. I was interested for a moment, I was there, the attention was grasped and then, poof. It was over and I was sad and confused and pissed off. So it was definitely a roller coaster of emotions...all bad ones, but it did make me feel and allow my dislike of Tom Cruise to grow deeper.


  • Remembrance

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    Memento  (2001)

    Wow. Guy Pierce. Wow. Yeah. This film is amazing. I'm still blown away every time I watch it. It's so original. I'd never seen anything like it before. I'm not sure, it may be a rip off from an Asian film or something, but it was very well done and I completely enjoyed it. All the friends that I've exposed to this film always are smiling when it's finished. Not because the ending...or should I say beginning, is happy but because they approve. When I try making my friends watch Harold and Maude it always ends bad. Haha. But this film is definitely in a league of it's own, in my humble opinion.

     Generally I don't like thrillers because they make me nervous. I'm a wimp. I'll always be the first to admit it. But this film gave me a false sense of security so it worked out well.


  • Half of a Hundred Antecedent Rendezvous

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    50 First Dates  (2004)

    I think I enjoy Adam Sandler playing slighty more heartfelt movies...well...Click was pretty terrible..but it seems like he's still got that funny edge, but he's always adding in something serious. Like the ending, which I won't ruin for you, or the part when she first discovers the thing...it's hard to talk about a movie without giving much away. But I liked it. I wouldn't say I LOVED it but it's a cute movie and despite the plot points not all really adding up, the fact that a romantic comedy attempted it gives it points in my book.

  • The Art of Beddy-Bye

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    My friend brought this film over and was incredibly excited about it. She was 100% positive that I would love it. I'm not going to lie, I made fun of some things. At first I was intrigued, but then it kept going on. And he was this man boy which was a bit irritating. I understand that was the character but I just wanted to slap him and say, listen, you're a man, no need to cry everytime something bad happens. I found it romantic in a strange sort of way. But most of the time I was just confused, which I think is okay to admit with a film like this. I don't think everyone's supposed to get it. I enjoyed the art of the film though, gorgeous.

  • The Honest Guy's Program

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    The Truman Show  (1998)

    I watched this film during my Jim Carrey phase. Up until then it'd been comedy, as everyone knows, but I was intrigued. I hated it the first time I saw it. Now, as I've gotten older and my taste in comedy has changed, I find myself incredibly annoyed with a lot of Carrey's antics that he still uses today (Fun with Dick and Jane...he should've just called his compilation of past characters) but I really love The Truman Show. I can watch it again and again and never grow tired of it. It's such a great concept. I also love the way that it was ahead of it's time with the whole reality show thing. I hate reality shows and I think I like the fact that The Truman Show exposes it for it's injustice. Yeah...reality shows aren't that bad...yet. But I really can't handle that stuff. That's why I stick to DVDs.

  • Simulated Brilliance

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    I would've never thought Spielberg directed this if I hadn't seen the credit. But that was before I'd seen Minority Report so if I were to see it now it wouldn't be as much of a shock. Anyway...I really wanted to like this movie. It just was a bit...I don't think I found any of the characters compelling or that I felt I could relate with. I need that connection to really get into a story and to really care.

  • The Reservoir

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    The Fountain  (2006)

    It took me forever to get this movie at Blockbuster. I went in for about a month every couple of days in hopes of getting this DVD to rent. When I finally did I wasn't disappointed, but it was a bit more, confusing than I was hoping. But the imagery was incredible and I thought Hugh Jackman did a job playing the brooding doctor. I definitely want to watch this again.

  • Dismembered Perennials

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    Broken Flowers  (2005)

    I watched this film, only once and can hardly remember anything about it. Which is generally a sign that I was indifferent about it. I do appreciate the fact that Murray has branched out from comedy, but he'll forever be my favorite in What About Bob? I just struggled with this, I couldn't get into it.

  • Crooning In the Condensation

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    Film: Singin' in the Rain
    Year: 1952
    Starring: Gene Kelly, Donald O' Conner, Debbie Reynolds
    Directed by: Stanley Donen, Gene Kelly


    Very rarely does a film give me goosebumps after I've seen it over twenty times. However, Singin' in the Rain, never ceases to expel sighs of contentment and fill my mind with complete and total wonder. The talent shown in this film is almost too much for my mind to wrap around. With film stars today hardly doing any sort of fantastic feats, watching Cosmo (O' Conner) do flips off the wall without special effects makes me play it at least five times until I'm satisfied that he's really done it.

    I'm not going to divulge you in a deep and methodical thought process on the making of the film and bore you with facts that we all know I swiped from imdb. You can go there for that knowledge. I will tell you that this movie makes me happy. I get giddy with excitement and it makes me feel like if we were under attack and bombs could be heard all around, I could simply pop in Singin' in the Rain and find my happy place. My cave for the Fight Club fans.

    It still baffles me that people have prejudices against musicals. Okay, so Gene Kelly doesn't pull out an AK47 and shoot an entire mob of zombies that have just eaten Debbie Reynolds insides. Although, come to think of it, how cool would it be to have a zombie movie that was a musical? Hmmmm. Future happenings, I think. I should protect my grand idea, but I'll throw caution to the wind and leave it out there for any aspiring filmmakers...or Simon Pegg, who would be the perfect man for the job...hint hint.

    I did find a lot of interesting facts about this film on IMDB and a lot of boring ones, but if you really enjoy this film I'd recommend checking out the info. Go to the trivia section, the goofs are always continuity issues and we all get that it's a movie and things can't always be in the exact same place. Get over it.

    One thing I did find out, that I wish I hadn't, was that apparently Gene Kelly was a pretty nasty man. He's always so smiley and happy in the film, but he was a perfectionist and would yell at co-stars and tell the cute little Debbie Reynolds she couldn't dance! But, alas, that's show business. Assholes all around. Which is unfortunate, but which is what also makes films so amazing. Imagine them on the set of Singin' in the Rain and Debbie Reynolds messes up and Gene Kelly just looks at her and says, "Oh, that's okay. No one will notice that you're three beats behind me. It's all good." I don't think the movie would've made the history it has otherwise.


  • Flaming Fur

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    Film: Hot Fuzz
    Year: 2007
    Starring: Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright
    Directed by: Edgar Wright

    Pegg and Wright are the ultimate tag team duo. With chemistry that screams best friends that have been working together forever, it's hard not to fall in love with the characters they portray. I also appreciate the fact that the characters are different then the one's played in Shaun of the Dead. Well, Edgar Wright may be similar to the character he played in Shaun of the Dead, but every movie needs that kind of character and he nails it every time so I'm not complaining.</p><p>The music selection in this movie makes me giddy with anticipation. The first time I saw it I was trying to figure out who the hell was killing everyone. When it ended up being the old folks in the town I did get a slight flashback of The Village (ahhhhhhh! Never again), but they made up for it with the amazing end sequence.</p>I'm by no means a shoot em up kind of person but they make me want to strap on a load of guns and ride a horse through a small English village. The casting is brilliant, Jim Broadbent, exceptional...as always. And Timothy Dalton...haha...I'm glad he can laugh at himself, I know I did watching him attempt to become James Bond.

    I loved the whole idea of the swear box. Does anybody really do that? Because I want to do it. I want to put one in my house. When I have a house. Hmmm. Maybe I'll just make one for my room. I may go broke. Perhaps it's not such a great idea after all...

    I love how this film was edited. I'm trying not to compare it too much to Shaun of the Dead, but the familiar flash sequences are awesome! I love the elaborate sound effects and the seriousness for insignificant details like booking a number of young guys for causing minor misdemeanors.

    This movie is a power movie. It makes you feel like you could kick any ones ass if you wanted. I feel like I could kick down a door after certain scenes. I've considered trying it. But once again, reason jumps in and says...really? Do you honestly think...yeah..walk away. And I do. But maybe one day...

    "Is it true that there's a place in a man's head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?"


  • Regarding A Lad

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    Film: About a Boy
    Year: 2002
    Starring: Hugh Grant, Nicholas Hoult, Toni Collette
    Directed by: Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz

    "Single parents alone together! Single parents alone together! All for one and one for all!"
    Ever wanted to just, make a movie your life. This is one of those movies for me. I mean, all these rich interesting characters bring a new meaning to Will's life. Which is amazing because a lot of movies very rarely show the emptiness of a fabulous life. No job and plenty of cash. Usually they're promoting the wealth and comfort but this story elaborates much more on the human condition and the importance of other people in our lives.

    It's based on the novel by Nick Hornby, called, About a Boy. I've read the book and I actually think I enjoy the movie more. And not just because I generally enjoy movies more. Well, maybe it has a little something to do with it.

    Nicholas Hoult nearly steals the show from Hugh Grant until the end when Hugh performs a self deprecating stunt that actually made me fall in love and fully appreciate Hugh Grant. I was used to his romantic comedy roles, which were great when you were depressed and wanted to escape into a non-existent world that gives females all over the globe false hope. But this movie really showed me his versatility.

    I think I like to imagine a lot of celebrities like the character that Will plays. They mean well but have had everything they've wanted and lack the trustworthy people in their lives that keep things interesting.

    I love love love movies that use a single artist for the entire soundtrack and Badly Drawn Boy gave the film the perfect bouncy vibe. I think it's quite fun it totally contradicts the mood of Marcus (Hoult).

    This film is also unique in the fact that there are two point of views narrated throughout the film. It's just simply amazing and intuitive.

    I know, I know, I keep rating all these films that I like and give them high marks, but I can't help myself. The world must be exposed to greatness at least once in a while. Honestly, if you didn't see this film because you don't like Hugh Grant, that will change. I promise.


  • Benedict. Stream

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    Film: Mr. Brooks
    Year: 2007
    Starring: Kevin Costner,Demi Moore, Dane Cook, William Hurt
    Directed by: Bruce A. Evans

     

    I've come to the decision that there is a very fine line between thrillers and horror films. I think the subtle difference is that a thriller is supposed to have a better, more in depth, storyline. Rarely is this the case.

    The film started out slow. Really slow. Painfully slow. But then he kills two people quite abruptly and things start to pick up. I love Kevin Costner, I was his wife, he just didn't know it. However, the voice he chose to use in this film reminded me of the voice that Phillip Seymore used for Capote (I haven't seen it yet but the trailer that gave me a glimpse of his voice was enough to turn me off).

    The acting was incredibly flat in this film and by the time I was home I'd forgotten that Demi Moore was in it. I mean, she was a major character. I just wasn't impressed and didn't have any feeling for the character. Any of the characters really.

    It reminded me of A Beautiful Mind on steroids. That's basically what it felt like.

    I jumped twice. Once at the very end. Bastards. They subdued me into a calm soothing array of music and then BAM! Blood everywhere, I'm freaking out, people are laughing at me in the theater...this is why I rent "scary" films. I'm a wimp, sue me.

    Okay so did I like this movie. Uhm. It was very typical. With a couple amusing twists. Will I be sleeping tonight...no. For a typical thriller slash horror film lover, this film wouldn't even cause your heart to flutter, but for me, it did enough damage.

    I miss Kevin Costner attempting to converse with Indians or being a Mutant with gills behind his ears.

    Oh and another thing. Dane Cook....you suck. I have no desire to ever see you act in any film ever again. I mean, yikes. Really bad. I was embarassed for you. But your stand up has it's moments so keep up the good work in that area.


  • Federation Vinyl

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    Film: Empire Records

    Year: 1995
    Starring: Anthony LaPaglia, Liv Tyler, Renee Zellweger, Ethan Embry
    Directed by: Allan Moyle

    This movie is one of those films that you hear from a few people who absolutely love it so you're convinced to see it. Your anticipation is built up and you just can't wait to see it so that you can involve yourself in the inside jokes. So I saw this movie and I have to admit, it really tickled my fancy. Even though I didn't really like any of the characters, except for Joe.

    Lucas is just...uhm...haha...and I think that the role that Zellweger plays is quite fitting. I think it also shows some versatility on her part, although she's played a lot of interesting roles. Check out Cold Mountain for a scary, dirty, performance.

    I always like to listen for people with accents to let them slip out with frequently happens to Joe, who's originally from Australia. I nearly fell off my chair when Rex Manning was revealed to me as none other than Maxwell Caulfield who incidentally starred in Grease 2.

    I find myself compelled to care whether or not the store will get enough money for Joe to buy the place. I may not like the characters, but they're all very stereotypical people that I've known or had in my life, so the movie can basically relate with nearly any young person. Which is just what I would've done if I would've made this film.

    Does anyone else dream of working in a place like that? The boss is so laid back even though he's supposed to come off as a bad ass. There are drums in his office, there's a huge lounge, the place itself is cool. It's completely unrealistic for a real place to function like that, but that's why we love movies, they give us hope that places like Empire Records really does exist.

    I may have to change my favorite character plea from earlier. I love the kid that plays Warren Beaty and has that high squeaky voice. Classic thief.

    The soundtrack of this movie must have been more expensive then what it took to make the film. I wouldn't be surprised if the soundtrack made more than the movie.

    "Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?"


  • Foreigner

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    Film: Alien
    Year: 1979
    Starring: Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Ian Holm
    Directed by: Ridley Scott

    I'm a wimp. Okay. All my friends know this. I tell anyone that will listen that, yes, I do love films, but I can't handle scary shit because my imagination will refuse me sleep for the following week(s) depending on the fright factor. And it might not even be the movie that scares me, it may just be the whole idea of it. Like with Interview with the Vampire...I wasn't really scared while watching it, but afterwards I had to run through the darkness of the hallway to the bathroom because I was convinced Tom Cruise was lurking in a dark corner (which is incredibly scary in itself) and going to suck my blood then force me to ride in a convertible with him listening to a bad 80's tune.

    So you see my dilemma and why I didn't see this movie until about a month ago. I'm trying to be brave. I really am. I love science fiction movies. E.T. was cute and Star Wars is one of my favorite films, so I thought to myself...well..Alien is sci-fi and it's got aliens and I typically enjoy films with aliens so it can't be that scary.

    I was very impressed and excited at the prospect of some of the things shown in this movie. Like sleeping in those cool pods. Brilliant. I'd love to sleep in a stark white egg shaped pod that helps you sleep instantly. Damn insomnia!

    I felt this film lacked a lot in the editing department. It could have been a lot scary. Having said that, I was terrified the whole time. I think it was more the anticipation. I freaked myself out, which is silly but oh so possible. And very common. Yeah shut it.

    Anyway, I wasn't all that impressed in the end. I thought it would be better by the way everyone talks about it. Then again, it IS from 79' so I can't be too hard on it. I suppose I could watch the others, but that would involve a couple nights of no sleep following each film and I really need my sleep right now.

    Ian Holm's death was gross but I was transfixed. I like goo and slime. Who doesn't. But combine it with a robot and well...you've got magic. Thanks Ridley for bringing goo and robotics together. For that sir, you are my hero.

  • Ceaseless Illumination of the Immaculate Think Box

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    Film: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Year: 2004
    Starring: Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Mark Ruffalo, Elijah Wood
    Directed by: Michel Gondry


    I happened to see this film during a very hard time in my life cinematically (apparently this isn't a word or is spelled improperly). I was pretty fed up with movies. I'd seen so many consecutive bad ones that I started to give up hope. Shame on me. I know.

    When I saw this film I wasn't expecting anything from it, which may have made it far more glorious in my mind then it actually is. But I'm always in awe of every single aspect of this film.

    The story alone deserves a ton of credit. Such an unconventional love story. All the girls who see it wish they had a Joel and all the boys dream of a Clem. This lovely creation shows us how relationships are actually a mess, but the good things, the good memories make them worth it. Despite all the bullshit that goes along with it.

    I'm a huge fan of Jim Carrey. I used to be a bigger fan but this movie solidified him in my list of top actors that I will forever admire. Unless he starts dating a skinny blond celebrity...wait a second.

    I wish that there really were companies that could erase your memory, even though the lesson we're to learn from this film is that you don't want to forget anything because it's a part of you and it forms you. Still, a very interesting and tempting concept.

    People who don't like this film tend to be people who don't understand what versatility means and are disappointed by Jim Carrey's choice at playing a straight character. These films, where comedians stray from being funny, usually end up being my favorites.

    Kate Winslet. Wow. Incredible. I think she may be the only actress that I actually enjoy. Okay, that's a little a dramatic, but seriously, there aren't many.

    And just for the record, I wore an orange hoodie before I saw the movie. But I'd still like someone to say "How cool, an orange hoodie."

    Elijah Wood is such a weasel. He always picks the greatest roles that suit him so well that sometimes I wonder if he's not blackmailing writers or holding them up with a gun while they write to make the part fit him perfectly.

    If you haven't seen this movie, promise me you'll see it. Please. Pretty please. If you don't like it you can send me a movie suggestion that you think I won't like to get two hours of my life in place of the two hours you wasted.

    "Valentine's day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap."

 

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