11/20/2008 6:36 PM
posted awhile ago
Re:Movies about the future
I WANT A HOVERBOARD!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEE!!!
That's how I used to be, before I got one of those sweet guns from The Fifth Element that has bullets that track a target.
One of my former, stupid, roommates hit the red button on it while I was out at the movies. That was a real mess.
Luckily I met this cool guy named HAL. He lives inside of a computer, I think, but we get along pretty well out here in the cold depths of outer space.
That is, until this ghost chick kept stalking me as I approached the edge of a black hole.
Needless to say, I made like Ripley and gtfo, if you know I mean.
Then I hooked up with weird guys who kept talking about some guy named Schwartz or something. Anyway they were cool dudes so I didn't mind chillin'.
Funny story, huh?
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