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Worst Movie Ever Presents: Worst Present Ever DVD Giveaway Contest!

I have been granted the power to give-away Bam Margera's sure-to-suck Christmas flick "Where the #$&% is Santa?".  Without even watching the film (and I use the term "film" liberally) I am confident that this holiday flick is in the running for the title of Worst Christmas Film Ever.  Pretty impressive after such notables as Christmas with the Kranks.  That being said it, only seems fitting to have a "Worst Christmas Present Ever" contest. 

Here's how it works:

• Post your worst Christmas present ever
• I will then go through the list and narrow it down to 5-10 truly awful selections depending on the number of entries
• The finalists will be made into a poll, where we can then vote for the official Worst Christmas Present Ever. 
• The top two (or bottom two, depending how you look at it) entries will receive copies of Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% is Santa DVD.
  
  
  
  

So ladies and gentlemen, what was YOUR worst Christmas present ever?

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Even though I am clearly not eligible to win this contest, I'm going to start it off with my worst present ever...

Matching fuzzy-teddy-bear-applique-sweatshirts with 'googley' eyes for my dad and myself.  It would have been cute had I been, oh, four?  But I was ten or eleven as I recall, and inevitably my mom asked why I wasn't wearing it to school ever, so naturally I wore it one day to appease her, and that one day lived on in infamy amongst my peers for the remainder of my primary education.  Thanks mom, as if I wasn't awkward and dorky enough at that age.  Worst present ever.

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What a great idea for a contest.  I'm so glad that you're helping to bring back this group.  As far as presents go, I've always been pretty lucky.  I do remember being a bit disappointed at getting an errector set when I was a kid, but that's not too crazy.  I just wasn't into building things.  Probably the worst gift was a chia head that someone gave me at a white elephant party, but chia heads are still cool in a really tacky kind of way.

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My roomate in college wrapped my pumas from under the bed and gave them to me for my birthday!

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Well my mother knows how much I'm into music. Not only does she know this, but she knows that I absolutely hate CCM (Christian Contemporary Music), but year after year, I receive c.d.'s from such artists like Ill Divo, Michael W. Smith, DC Talk; last year, I even got a copy of Josh Groban doing Christmas hymns...It'd be one thing to get Johnny Cash doing religious songs, but c'mon. I haven't ever opened one of these albums and they are stuffed somewhere at my parents house in a box in the basement.

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My Dad used to buy us underwear at Sam's Club and put them in our stockings, which might have been semi acceptable, except they were about 20 sizes too big and we definitely granny-panties. Epic fail Dad.

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Someone tried to give me their crabs for christmas once, I said no thanks. Tru story.

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Gift certificate for a two-week stay, free, at the Streets Of Heaven Bible Camp in Beaver Hutch,  Minnesota, in February. Too cold to ever go out of the Fellowship With The Redeemer cabin chapel, except to use the outhouse.

No alcohol, drugs, tobacco, coffee, tea, soda pop, desserts, fried food, non-religous books or magazines, dancing, TV, hand-holding or other forms of fornication, foul language, non-white races, Jews, games, spitting, self abuse, or knitting.

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For my 16th. birthday, my sister got me a 25 dollar gift certificate to Usinger Sausage products. That's not even the worst of it. I had been vegetarian for over a year and a half and my niece thought it'd be funny if she told her I loved the stuff. Though it wasn't intentional, it definitely has been the worst gift I've ever received.

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Isn't that the gift that keeps on giving though?  That is pretty awful...

CaptainRyannn:

For my 16th. birthday, my sister got me a 25 dollar gift certificate to Usinger Sausage products. That's not even the worst of it. I had been vegetarian for over a year and a half and my niece thought it'd be funny if she told her I loved the stuff. Though it wasn't intentional, it definitely has been the worst gift I've ever received.