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My strangest gift was given to me at a funeral in Ooloombanggor, for having come from farthest away to attend the ceremony. The gift was a very small portion of the deceased.

Re:Worst Movie Ever Presents: Worst Present Ever DVD Giveaway Contest!

I'm pretty sure 'Ooloombanggor' is a made-up place (no place could have a name that fun to spell/pronounce), and that easily could be the most bizarre "present" ever.

joem18b:

My strangest gift was given to me at a funeral in Ooloombanggor, for having come from farthest away to attend the ceremony. The gift was a very small portion of the deceased.

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seely:

I'm pretty sure 'Ooloombanggor' is a made-up place (no place could have a name that fun to spell/pronounce).

the spelling is strictly phonetic, as the language of the oreegiipoo has no writing other than mere scratchings on the bark of the krawgum or on the shellback of the noo-em.

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I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm just going to have to believe you on this one :-)

That being said... I'm ending the contest today!  If anyone has a contender for 'Worst Gift Ever'... submit it by the end of the day for consideration!

joem18b:

seely:

I'm pretty sure 'Ooloombanggor' is a made-up place (no place could have a name that fun to spell/pronounce).

the spelling is strictly phonetic, as the language of the oreegiipoo has no writing other than mere scratchings on the bark of the krawgum or on the shellback of the noo-em.

 

Re:Worst Movie Ever Presents: Worst Present Ever DVD Giveaway Contest!

When I was in third grade, I was having a really hard time making friends and wasn't feeling very good about my place in the world. Every year, for each students birthday the whole class would make you a card. So you would end up with like 25 cards all hand drawn and painted by the class. Well, I got 25 white pieces of paper with scribble on them and the occaisional dead looking smiley face or phrase like "i dont lik you viry much. hapy birtday." But the card that took the cake was from a grubby kid that no one liked. He collected pocket lint and dust from the corners fo the class room and stuffed the card full of the stuff. When I opened it, it dumped out everywhere and I started to cry. The class of course thought this was flipping hilarious. So my pain helped elevate the social status of the grubby kid. Congrats Ted, where are you now?

So, there you go, my third grade class was filled with evil little pukes that gave me letters that told me how much they hated me for my birthday. I was punked at age 8. Fun. That was my worst gift ever. The gift of early childhood anxiety.

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Yeah, I was only three when my grandmother on my father's side gave me a rusty metal Tonka toy truck she found on the side of the road.  She got my brother a brand new bike.  Well, she did wrap my gift but maybe she was hoping I would cut myself on it and have to go to the hospital.  She thought this was all funny and cackled at it.  My mother freaked and instantly grabbed it from me.  I guess this is why we only got underwear and socks from her after that.  It might have been why Tonka stopped the metal toys and switched to plastic.  The weird thing is that my grandmother lived next door to me and you would have thought that would have made us closer.   I know this all sounds like bull but this woman actually enjoyed people losing on game shows and drove my grandfather to move into a nursing home just to get away from her.  Maybe 10 people showed up at her funeral and I think it would be difficult to find a picture of her smiling.  Then, again, she did make a mean dressing.

And the Winners Are...

After much consideration (with such stiff competition!) I'm going to go ahead and declare the winners are:

• Joem18b with his fundamentalist Bible camp and...
• mercilessrobot with the envelope full of lint from the 'grubby kid'.

Congrats guys!  Your DVD's will be on the way shortly.  Maybe next year you can write a post for this contest about this crappy DVD you got from this crappy contest one time...

Hope everyone's year is off to a great start!