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Jigsaw Dialogue

I'm envisioning something like the online Babelfish translator:

1.  Type or copy/paste text into the box.

2.  Select an actor from our list of 100 performers.

3.  You have selected:  ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER.  Our database contains all cinematic dialogue spoken by ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER.  Please wait while our program splices together ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER's latest, exclusive performance.

4.  [you hear Arnold read the text you entered--probably the course syllabus for Archaeology 201 or something]

Or you could hear Judy Garland read a Charles Bukowski poem.  Or listen to Charles Bronson run through a Mitch Hedberg bit.  

What would you want to hear, read by whom?    

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Heh, remember that guy in the audition in Waiting for Guffman who reads the dialogue from Raging Bull?  I'd like to hear him read anything that was originally obscene and passionate.

I would like to hear the actors Ed Wynn and John Fiedler switching off reading excerpts from the novel Naked Lunch or maybe some something from Hunter S. Thompson.

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I'd like to hear  Anne Coulter and Martha Stewart run the dialogue in the diner scene from the pork discussion all the way to the end and  from when they enter the apartment until Anne Coulter shoots Marvin in the face. Hilarious and sexy.

 Aaron Eckhart  and Matt Dillon in Withnail and I

 Zach Galifianakis and Mitch Hedberg(rip) doing the entirety of Tango and Cash

Tom Hanks as Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights

Scarlett Johannson(Kelly), Christian Bale(turbo), Gerard Butler(ozone), Johnny Depp(the bastard father of Kelly) and Christina Ricci(fangirlcameo) in Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo

Jake Gyllenhaal (driver) and Emile Hirsch(mechanic) w/ Bijou Philips (passenger) in the remake that will and should never be done. TwoLane BlackTop

The entire cast of Goodfellas doing Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

I think this all turned out to not be what you were asking for. I started thinking about seeing these actors playing the roles. Damn.. thats what happens when I can't devote 100% attention. I'll leave this for discussion, but I do realize I went off on a tangent that dosen't fit your request. Sorry.

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AndyLaBryn:

I think this all turned out to not be what you were asking for. I started thinking about seeing these actors playing the roles. Damn.. thats what happens when I can't devote 100% attention. I'll leave this for discussion, but I do realize I went off on a tangent that dosen't fit your request. Sorry.

Who cares!  I was still fun to picture all of these.  The ones I'm familiar with at least.

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