Introduce Yourself

introducion de clayton!

I don't really know what to put here.  I'm not really much of a critic of movies.  I mean I love them, but I don't really like saying something wrong about a movie.  I'll pretty much watch anything, unless if it's a cheezy high school film about prom or some crap.  And there's also Caligula, I'm not much of a fan of baby smashing orgies. 

 Well I guess I should talk about films I really like.  I'll just say, to me, a good movie is one that makes you feel different after you watch it.  Not just different about the situation in the movie, but a little different in how you think, and maybe sometimes different about yourself.  After I watched the movie "Shortbus", I stood in front of a mirror naked for some time, and I felt great about myself. 

My favourite scenes would be (not in any specific order):

• "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", when young Hansel and Hedwig are laying on the bed, facing opposite sides (which represents how they're so used to getting f**ked).
• "Hook", when Peter Pan is at the table and he starts to believe in Never Never Land again.
• "City of God", after Knockout Ned's little brother gets killed, Ned goes and shoots down Lil' Ze's men, but then he realizes he shot a kid.
• "Pan's Labyrinth", in the begining, when Ofelia finds the faeire.
• "Science of Sleep", Stephane breaks in Stephanie's apartment.
• "Shortbus", when the Jennifer (Severity?) takes the picture of the lady digging in the gutter.
• "The Grapes of Wrath", the begining truck ride conversation, "You know why I was in prison?  Homicide."
• "Coffee and Ciggerettes", when Waits realizes Iggy doesn't have any songs on the jukebox either.
• "Cool Hand Luke", the fifty eggs.
• "The Rocketeer", when the mob boss realizes his business partner is a Nazi.  "I may not make an honest buck, but I'm an American.  And I don't work with no two bit Nazi."

Yes, I love movies.