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Recast SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)

Good news: Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla hits theaters on October 3, and Spout's Kevin Kelly says it's a worthy successor to that wicked one-two punch, Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Can you make Snatch and Lock Stock hit even harder? Prizes for the best recasts.

Snatch

Benicio Del Toro    ...     Franky Four Fingers

Alan Ford    ...     Brick Top

Jason Statham      ...        Turkish

Stephen Graham    ...     Tommy

Rade Serbedzija    ...     Boris the Blade 

Brad Pitt    ...     Mickey O'Neil

Sorcha Cusack    ...     Mum O'Neil (Brad Pitt's mum)

Jason Flemyng    ...     Darren (Brad Pitt's mulleted friend)

Dennis Farina    ...     Avi

Mike Reid   ...   Doug "the Head"

Vinnie Jones    ...     Bullet Tooth Tony

Ewen Bremner    ...     Mullet (the guy Tony hangs out his car window)

Ade     ...     Tyrone

Lennie James    ...     Sol

Robbie Gee   ...   Vinny

Goldie   ...   Bad Boy Lincoln (the friend who brings Sol a fake diamond)

Adam Fogerty    ...     Gorgeous George

Peter Szakacs    ...     Sausage Charlie




Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Nick Moran    ...     Eddie

Jason Flemyng    ...     Tom

Dexter Fletcher    ...     Soap

Jason Statham    ...     Bacon

P.H. Moriarty    ...     'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale

Vinnie Jones    ...     Big Chris

Lenny McLean    ...     Barry the Baptist   

Sting    ...     JD

Stephen Marcus    ...     Nick the Greek

Steven Mackintosh    ...     Winston

Did I leave anybody out?

Entries posted by Thursday, Oct. 2 will be eligible to win. Winners will be announced Friday, Oct. 3.

Re:Recast SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)

Just switch the casts and you're all set.  Oh wait...

Re:Recast SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)

I don't know Lock, Stock well enough to remember who's who, but Snatch is like a brother to me.

Snatch

Capitol Hill Edition

Benicio Del Toro    ...     Franky Four Fingers

Bill Clinton

Alan Ford    ...     Brick Top

Ted Kennedy

Jason Statham      ...        Turkish

Bob Dole

Stephen Graham    ...     Tommy

George W. Bush

Rade Serbedzija    ...     Boris the Blade 

Henry Kissinger

Brad Pitt    ...     Mickey O'Neil

Al Gore

Sorcha Cusack    ...     Mum O'Neil (Brad Pitt's mum)

Hillary Clinton

Jason Flemyng    ...     Darren (Brad Pitt's mulleted friend)

Ralph Nader

Dennis Farina    ...     Avi

Samuel Alito

Mike Reid   ...   Doug "the Head"

Dick Cheney

Vinnie Jones    ...     Bullet Tooth Tony

John Kerry

Ewen Bremner    ...     Mullet (the guy Tony hangs out his car window)

John Edwards

Ade     ...     Tyrone

Jesse Jackson (in a fat suit)

Lennie James    ...     Sol

Barack Obama

Robbie Gee   ...   Vinny

Al Sharpton

Goldie   ...   Bad Boy Lincoln (the friend who brings Sol a fake diamond)

Joe Lieberman

Adam Fogerty    ...     Gorgeous George

Fred Thompson

Peter Szakacs    ...     Sausage Charlie
John McCain

Winner of SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)

Dear Tenenbaums,

Your patriotism is inspiring, but I'll be honest--if I had to choose between watching your version of Snatch or sitting through a school board meeting...I would hesitate, and then choose the school board meeting

Even if the school taught Odor Education and Research.

I do get a kick out of imagining George W. as the gun-toting Tommy.

But maybe Al Gore, Jr. would be better than his dad at play Mickey (Brad Pitt).

I have to thank you Tenenbaums, because you made me realize I don't like thinking about John Kerry.  And that I especially don't like thinking about John Kerry as Bullet Tooth Tony.

Thanks for playing Tenenbaums, you're a good sport!

Sincerely,

skypilot

P.S. -- I wonder who'd be the best actor out of the bunch? I'd put my money on Obama

Tenenbaums:

Snatch

Capitol Hill Edition

Benicio Del Toro    ...     Franky Four Fingers

Bill Clinton

Alan Ford    ...     Brick Top

Ted Kennedy

Jason Statham      ...        Turkish

Bob Dole

Stephen Graham    ...     Tommy

George W. Bush

Rade Serbedzija    ...     Boris the Blade 

Henry Kissinger

Brad Pitt    ...     Mickey O'Neil

Al Gore

Sorcha Cusack    ...     Mum O'Neil (Brad Pitt's mum)

Hillary Clinton

Jason Flemyng    ...     Darren (Brad Pitt's mulleted friend)

Ralph Nader

Dennis Farina    ...     Avi

Samuel Alito

Mike Reid   ...   Doug "the Head"

Dick Cheney

Vinnie Jones    ...     Bullet Tooth Tony

John Kerry

Ewen Bremner    ...     Mullet (the guy Tony hangs out his car window)

John Edwards

Ade     ...     Tyrone

Jesse Jackson (in a fat suit)

Lennie James    ...     Sol

Barack Obama

Robbie Gee   ...   Vinny

Al Sharpton

Goldie   ...   Bad Boy Lincoln (the friend who brings Sol a fake diamond)

Joe Lieberman

Adam Fogerty    ...     Gorgeous George

Fred Thompson

Peter Szakacs    ...     Sausage Charlie
John McCain