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2/27 - Harrison Ford is STILL THROUGH messing around! Plus, potty humor has never been so true.

NEW TO THEATERS 2/27

The video game movie you never expected -- Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Watch the trailer. What do you think?

After the film, will we look like this:  

                                         Or this:   

Harrison Ford is STILL through messing around! -- Crossing Over (limited)

Starring Sean Penn, Ashley Judd, and Harrison Ford. The trailer makes it look like Crash, only all the stories are focused on immigration. And it looks like Ford's performance is another in his line of "I'm through messing around!" performance. Hey, he's sure good at this stuff, though...

Harrison Ford's Top 3 "I'm Through Messing Around" Movies

1. The Fugitive

2. Clear and Present Danger

3. Air Force One

3-D Jonases, watchable at will! -- Jonas Brothers 3-D Experience

Love 'em or hate 'em, you just can't deny that those Jonas Brothers made a concert movie. Want proof? Watch the trailer.

Great concert films

What's the best concert films you've ever seen?

I highly recommend the Rolling Stones film Gimme Shelter (watch the trailer). Every time I see it, I'm chilled by the real violence that the Maysles captured with their cameras. As you may know, this was the concert where the Hell's Angels provided the Stones' "security."

I also really enjoyed the Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense. Jonathan Demme is credited as the director, but I've heard that the film's style is very much a brainchild of David Byrne.

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NEW TO DVD 2/23 -- WARNING! THERE IS POTTY HUMOR!

City of Ember -- Watch the trailer. The guys on FilmCouch liked this one. Listen to the FilmCouch review. Wooo, Bill Murray! Read the SpoutBlog review.

What Just Happened -- Watch the trailer. This Hollywood-based comedy didn't get good reviews, but it stars Robert Deniro, Sean Penn, John Turturro, and Bruce Willis. How can it not be good, right? Huh, I guess everybody poops once in a while.

Extreme Movie -- This parody of teen sex comedies stars Michael Cera and was partly written by SNL's Will Forte and Adam Samberg. I can't remember it ever even playing in theaters...but everyone poops, am I right, people?

88 Minutes -- Watch the trailer. Starring Al Pacino. Who poops.

Splinter -- Watch the trailer. A virus infects people with an insatiable thirst for human blood. This could be good; but isn't there a rule of thumb that whenever an effects guru directs a movie, you should run for the hills? I'd be happy if Splinter proves me wrong.

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NEW TO THEATERS 2/27

The video game movie you never expected -- Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Watch the trailer. What do you think?

After the film, will we look like this:  

                                         Or this:   

 

The woman playing Chun-Li doesn't have nearly big enough thighs to be authentic.  But I'm not sure if any real life woman does.