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Best College Flick Quotes?

Maybe its just because I am of college age, but "college movie" quotes always seem particularly funny and memorable to me.  Whether its Fandango, Old School, Animal House, Accepted, PCU or something not quite centered specifically around college like Waiting, these movies all seem to share a lot of common themes and hilarious quotes.  Any favorites?  I'll start it off.

• You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see to their show?  Gutter, don't be that guy. (Jeremy Piven to Jon Favreau in PCU)
• Earmuffs! (Vince Vaughn, Old School)
• I'm going to go Waco on you! (PCU)
• These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it for about a week. (Jeremy Piven in PCU)
• Nick, T-Dog. You guys are so one dimensional. (Bishop, Waiting)
  Well @#$^ you, Whitey. (T-Dog/Andy Milanakis)
• You're my boy Blue!  You're my boy... (Will Ferrell, Old School)

Yours?

Re:Best College Flick Quotes?

Horse Feathers is a good one

Connie: If icky baby don't learn about the football signals, icky baby gonna cwy. 
Professor Wagstaff:   If icky girl keep on talking that way, big stwong man's gonna kick all of her teef wight down her fwoat.

Re:Best College Flick Quotes?

Wow... I had no idea college comedies went back that far!  I think I ignorantly assumed that it was a genre launched by Animal House in the mid seventies.  I'll definitely have to check out Horse Feathers...

Risselada:

Horse Feathers is a good one

Connie: If icky baby don't learn about the football signals, icky baby gonna cwy. 
Professor Wagstaff:   If icky girl keep on talking that way, big stwong man's gonna kick all of her teef wight down her fwoat.

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seely:

Wow... I had no idea college comedies went back that far!  I think I ignorantly assumed that it was a genre launched by Animal House in the mid seventies.  I'll definitely have to check out Horse Feathers...

Risselada:

Horse Feathers is a good one

Connie: If icky baby don't learn about the football signals, icky baby gonna cwy. 
Professor Wagstaff:   If icky girl keep on talking that way, big stwong man's gonna kick all of her teef wight down her fwoat.

Heh, well it's not exactly in the same vein.  I mean it's pretty much the same style as all the other Marx brothers movies, just happens to be set at a college.  I think you are right that Animal House certainly set a kind of precident for all the other kinds of movies you named.

Re:Best College Flick Quotes?

"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, 'I drank what?'" - Chris Knight, Real Genuis

Re:Best College Flick Quotes?

Kicking and Screaming has a bunch of quirky quotes from a bunch of witty post-collegians (who still live at their college).

"I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time." -Max in Kicking and Screaming

"What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life." -Max again

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I actually have not seen Kicking and Screaming--sounds like a must watch that I'll have to add to my want to see list...

Smooth_J:

Kicking and Screaming has a bunch of quirky quotes from a bunch of witty post-collegians (who still live at their college).

"I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time." -Max in Kicking and Screaming

"What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life." -Max again