Leroy Green – Eddie Steeples will play the next Last Dragon
Laura Charles -- Beyonce's the real box office draw, making this remake half-feasible
Eddie Arkadian -- Hank Azaria, and I can't believe Paul left out the next role!
Rock -- Azaria's thug would be comedic utility player David Koechner
Sho’Nuff – Don Cheadle, I’d love to see him really let loose and chew the scenery. His entourage could be more of a presence in this one, maybe including Dave Chappelle as his right hand man.
Angela Viracco -- Natalie Portman as annoying would-be starlet. Anyone see her brilliant acting in the Nuni and Nuni sketch on SNL?
Daddy Greene – Bernie Mac
Richie Greene – Jaden Smith, son of Will and Jada, is younger than his sexually-charged ’85 counterpart, but that’s part of the remake’s social commentary
Johnny Yu – Casey Affleck, constantly trying to convince everyone he’s Asian
And I love that PagePlant55 said William H. Macy could reprise his role!