daryn
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3/5/2006 9:52 AM
posted awhile ago
Favorite Jim Carrey Quotes?? Leave them here.
From the classic Ace Ventura Pet Detective which I think is my second
most watch film of all times, comes this beautiful sequence of
lines. Enjoy!
Ace: Hello I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
classic pump shotgun is racked "csh csh"
Ace: ...and a clean pair of shorts.
Mr. Finkle: (old man deep voice) What do you know about Ray Finkle?
Ace: (large gasp for air) Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June
1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA
division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance,
former nickname "The Mule," The first and only pro athlete to come out
of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.
Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys?
Ace: (with tears in his eyes) No Sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan, This is my Graceland.
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MikePerry
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3/6/2006 10:00 AM
posted awhile ago
Re: Favorite Jim Carrey Quotes?? Leave them here.
LAHOOSEHUER!!
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RyanJMulder
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7/13/2006 7:02 PM
posted awhile ago
Re: Favorite Jim Carrey Quotes?? Leave them here.
How about this classic from Ace Ventura:
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura, now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's *** and become insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife!
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pariba_tourmali ne
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12/21/2006 12:36 PM
posted awhile ago
Re: Favorite Jim Carrey Quotes?? Leave them here.
Another quote that I love from Ace is when Ace is behind the sliding glass door...
"ahhh [silence] hhhhh [silence] hhhhhh [silence] hhhhhhhh"
Oh and "or that's one really bad case of hemroids"
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