5/21/2008 6:38 PM
posted awhile ago
Re:The Eventual Rebirth of bloodgutsandgore.com
I welcome your (and any) traffic, suggestions, comments, etc. and yes, it is very much a "progress in work". I have many new flicks that have come out in the last year or that I just discovered in that time and it will be necessary upon updating and launching the new site that this recent material be incorporated. The most I can say past that is that I hope it serves some function if only to encourage already wickedly warped minds into further squalor. ;)
One addition to be made (but still a while off, hence its featuring here) is the 2007 flick Automaton Transfusion:
DIRECTED BY steven c. miller STARRING garret jones, william howard bowman, juliet reeves
N 0:04:10. The dude just had to fool with the corpse in the freezer, didn’t he? Reaching in through the appropriately coffin-sized space in the morgue wall toward the body’s head, the young man who wheeled him in, then promptly threw up, shouldn’t have been surprised when it came to life and chewed a sizeable chunk from his neck, ripping flesh and muscle like a wild animal. That of course was not enough. Apparently the copious flowing blood and piercing screaming proved inspirational to the zombie who proceeded to pull his victim with him into the narrow space, folding him in half the wrong way across his waist. SR: SSSSS
N 0:15:26. All a mother wants from her son is just a little cheek…so she rips it off with her teeth. SR: SSSSS
N 0:22:44. A public eating leaves a young woman de-limbed and all but exsanguinated. Niiice. SR: SSSSS
N 0:27:54. Be careful where you fall in a horror movie. Eight or nine times out of ten it’ll be into a pool of blood, right next to a severed and skinned head. SR: SSSSS
N 0:33:26. Get ready for one wicked emergency C-section. The dude whose mom chewed him out (ahem) earlier saunters placidly into the party wherein he rips into a young woman’s midsection and snatches her baby, complete with umbilical cord. He then begins to eat it, wolfing it down like it was just some appetizer and not a beginning human being. SR: SSSSS
N 0:34:49. It’s a lovely night for a massacre, a regular human feeding frenzy – necks bitten out, heads ripped off, meat and blood consumed in a festival of sickness. SR: SSSSS
N 0:37:11. Oral surgery is usually performed by trained and licensed dentists, not by blood-soaked crazed zombies ripping off jaws with their red hands. Unfortunatley for one girl, no one told that to a particular Z who threw all patient concern out the window and tore away her mandible, presumably just because he felt like it. The boyfriend however is a little luckier, a lot angrier and better equipped with a strangely placed hammer under his bed which he uses to beat the Z’s undead brains in – sweet. SR: SSSSS
N 0:40:44. Chris decides, against logic and sense, to stop at home to see if his father made it out. When he’s confronted with a bloody scene, he concludes the worst and nearly becomes lunch when his father’s reanimated corpse appears in the doorway. Lucio Fulci-style Chris forces his dad to the floor whereupon he stakes him through the right eye with a shard of glass, a long and mean one at that. Blood squirts and spurts and the Z is not very happy about it. SR: SSSSS
N Rounded up slightly for assorted grotesque mutilations of the human body and an abbreviated version of the director's "Braveheart meets Dawn of the Dead" vision.
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