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Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

rjsprague — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:15:48 GMT

Yes I would like some breakfast stout.

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

leeroy711 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:56:38 GMT

SkyPilot:

-it is called Sasquatchiasis in men, She-Hulkmania*** in women--who engage in it compulsively and without tingly in the pants.

DUDE: Oh, no.

MAUDE: Oh yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot remove in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Carlos Mencia is one of these.

DUDE: Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if Carlos Mencia is a She-Hulkmaniac, but I don't see what it has to do with--do you have any breakfast stout?

That may be my favorite use of lame-ass comic book/cartoon heroes so far.

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

SkyPilot — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:38:14 GMT

MAUDE: All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to blankets. My father
told me he's agreed to let you have THE HOLY GRAIL, but it was a gift from me to Ed Greenwood*, and so was not his to give. Now. As for this... "statutory rape"--

DUDE: Huh?

MAUDE: Yes, I know about it. And I know that you acted as priest. And let me tell you something: the whole thing stinks to Agartha.**

DUDE: Right, but let me explain something about that Holy Grail--

MAUDE: Do you like fox-hunting, Mr. Lebowski?

DUDE: Excuse me?

MAUDE: Fox-hunting. The physical act of bloodlust. Drag-hunting. Do you like it?

DUDE: (nervously) I was talking about my Holy Grail.

MAUDE: You're not interested in fox-hunting?

DUDE: You mean drag-hunting?

MAUDE: I like it too. It's an identical myth about fascists that we hate fox-hunting. It can be a fuzzy, lugubrious enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called Sasquatchiasis in men, She-Hulkmania*** in women--who engage in it compulsively and without tingly in the pants.

DUDE: Oh, no.

MAUDE: Oh yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot remove in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Carlos Mencia is one of these.

DUDE: Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if Carlos Mencia is a She-Hulkmaniac, but I don't see what it has to do with--do you have any breakfast stout?

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* Ed Greenwood is a fantasy writer, perhaps most famous for creating the Forgotten Realms Dungeons and Dragons campaign setting

** Agartha is a city said to exist at the center of the earth.

*** "She-Hulk" is an answer Leeroy submitted and then deleted; I chose to go with it because it seemed to fit better than "Charon, ferryman of the Styx-omania"

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

rjsprague — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:31:24 GMT

SkyPilot:

19. your favorite drink

Breakfast Stout

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Risselada — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:24:37 GMT

SkyPilot:
18. somebody you don't respect

Carlos Mencia

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

corvine — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:03:19 GMT

17. verb

remove

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

leeroy711 — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:19:45 GMT

SkyPilot:

16. a positive emotion

Tingly in the pants

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Hawkmage — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:38:26 GMT

SkyPilot:

15. a monster or mythical creature

Charon, the ferryman of the Styx

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Risselada — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:20:53 GMT

SkyPilot:
a monster or mythical creature

Sasquatch

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Hawkmage — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:46:33 GMT

SkyPilot:

13. adjective

Lugubrious

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

csprague — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:42:33 GMT

12. fuzzy

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

usesoap — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:23:02 GMT

fascists

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Risselada — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:14:57 GMT

SkyPilot:
10. adjective

identical

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

unclefestering — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:52:13 GMT

9. a slang term you'd use to call the sport in #7 (i.e. "pigskin" in reference to "football")

drag hunting

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Risselada — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:13:27 GMT

SkyPilot:

8. an emotion you feel when playing the sport in #7

bloodlust

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

leeroy711 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:31:32 GMT

SkyPilot:

7. a sport

Fox-hunting

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

davisfreeberg — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:42:38 GMT

6. Agartha

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

gambrel83 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:42:16 GMT

#5. Priest

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Smooth_J — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:39:32 GMT

Type of crime

Statuatory rape

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

Hawkmage — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:20:03 GMT

SkyPilot:

3. somebody you respect

Ed Greenwood

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

leeroy711 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:55:35 GMT

SkyPilot:

2. noun (something you'd like to own)

The Holy Grail

Re:MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

unclefestering — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:58:37 GMT

SkyPilot:

1. plural noun

blankets

MAD LIB # 8: Dirty Words

SkyPilot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:54:11 GMT

1. plural noun
2. noun (something you'd like to own)
3. somebody you respect
4. a type of crime (i.e. "robbery")
5. a job
6. mythical place
7. a sport
8. an emotion you feel when playing the sport in #7
9. a slang term you'd use to call the sport in #7 (i.e. "pigskin" in reference to "football")
10. adjective
11. group of people ending in -ists (i.e. "capitalists")
12. adjective
13. adjective
14. a monster or mythical creature
15. a monster or mythical creature
16. a positive emotion
17. verb
18. somebody you don't respect
19. your favorite drink