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Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

circuit3036 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:11:37 GMT

Hawkmage:

#1--James Otis

#2--Benjamin Franklin

Sue me--I'm feeling Revolutionary today.

SES

#11 boodle

#12 gang

#13 dozen

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

circuit3036 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:09:28 GMT

SkyPilot:

1.   historical figure
2.   different historical figure
3.   a possession that cannot be lifted above one’s head
4.   a name you’d call somebody you don’t like
5.   a relationship between two people
6.   a respectable profession
7.   a term of endearment (i.e. “cutie pie”)
8.   noun
9.   adjective
10.   a number     (and since I’ve always thought numbers were the least fun, why don’t you also do #11)
11.   slang for money (i.e. “cash”)
12.   a group of people
13.   another way to describe #12
14.   a structure
15.   a number    (feel free to do #16 as well)
16.   verb
17.   a name you’d call somebody you don’t like
18.   something gross
19.   relationship between two people
20.   something gross
21.   noun
22.   animal
23.   a historical figure
24.   a liquid
25.   verb
26.   violent verb
27.   something useless
28.   another thing that’s useless
29.   one more thing that’s useless
30.   something very special
31.   somebody very important

# 11. Boodle

# 12. gang

# 13. dozen

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean COMPLETE

unclefestering — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:29:04 GMT

How perfect:

"I did what your dominatrix couldn't. I broke you and I beat you."

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean COMPLETE

leeroy711 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:52:09 GMT

SkyPilot:

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Cool coincidence: this is the second time leeroy has unwittingly replaced God with a superhero; the first time in Mad Lib #1, he made Stephen in Braveheart say "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to Captain Planet!"

___________________________________________

Those of us who believe in Captain Planet and Aquaman don't believe in "Cool coincidences" you heathen.

Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean COMPLETE

SkyPilot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:05:33 GMT

Christi entitled this There Will Be Mad Lib.

PLAINVIEW: You're not the chosen brother, James Otis. It was Benjamin Franklin who was chosen. You see, he found me and told me about your jalopy. You're just a douche.

SUNDAY: Why are you talking about Benjamin Franklin? Don't say this to me.

PLAINVIEW: I did what your dominatrix couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Benjamin Franklin who told me about you. He's the used car salesman. He's the mama. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the lothario, and you know what the counterintuitive thing is?

Listen... listen... listen... I paid him 7,943.89 dollars, cheddar in hand, just like that. He has his own Spoutheaded fan boys now. A prosperous little group of migrant Sundance intellectuals. Three movie theaters producing. Pi dollars a week.

[James Otis scrapes]

PLAINVIEW: Stop scraping, you sniveling Republican! Stop your nonsense. You're just the amount I imagine I could live on but probably would be just as dissatisfied with, James Otis.

Sunday: No...

PLAINVIEW: You slithered out of your betrothed’s mainstream advertising.

SUNDAY: No.

PLAINVIEW: They should have put you in a glass ambassador on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Benjamin Franklin was suckling at your betrothed's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor James Otis--one of Bandy's badgers?

That jalopy has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.

SUNDAY: If you would just take this lease, Chiang Kai-shek...

PLAINVIEW: Drainage! Drainage, James Otis, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have an antifreeze shake, and I have an antifreeze shake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your antifreeze shake... I... drink... your... antifreeze shake!

[sucking sound]

PLAINVIEW: I drink it up!

SUNDAY: Don't bully me, Chiang Kai-shek!

[Daniel discovers and thrashes James Otis across the room]

PLAINVIEW: Did you think your gobbledigook and Apple 2-E computer and your truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory would help you, James Otis? I am the The Lock of Brad Pitt’s Hair! I am who Aquaman has chosen!

___________________________________________

Cool coincidence: this is the second time leeroy has unwittingly replaced God with a superhero; the first time in Mad Lib #1, he made Stephen in Braveheart say "In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to Captain Planet!"

___________________________________________

There was some discussion about participants including only one answer at a time. I do like that as a general ground rule myself, but of course, if you post your own Mad Lib feel free to change the formula.

Ladies and gentlemen,

pax

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

leeroy711 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:14:04 GMT

SkyPilot:

Alright, just two left:

SkyPilot:

31. somebody very important

31. Aquaman

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

corvine — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:10:53 GMT

SkyPilot:

Alright, just two left:

SkyPilot:

30. something very special
31. somebody very important

#30 - A lock of Brad Pitt's hair.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

SkyPilot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:38:35 GMT

Alright, just two left:

SkyPilot:

30. something very special
31. somebody very important

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

leeroy711 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:03:43 GMT

Risselada:

dang, I seem to keep posting things at the exact same time as other people.

Use yours for 29, it was better than mine. But I think I could probably find more use for a truckload of dead rats than an Apple IIe right now.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

Risselada — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:56:43 GMT

dang, I seem to keep posting things at the exact same time as other people.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

Risselada — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:54:57 GMT

SkyPilot:

28. another thing that’s useless

28. a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory

Ok, I stole it from Top Secret, but I couldn't resist.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

theunemployedshortstop — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:35:38 GMT

28. another thing that’s useless:

an Apple IIe (2-E) computer.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

csprague — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:01:33 GMT

27. gobbledigook

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

KatiesFlicks — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:02:38 GMT

25. verb: discover

26. violent verb: thrash

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

leeroy711 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:20:55 GMT

24. A liquid

Antifreeze

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

unclefestering — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:07:54 GMT

23. an historical figure

Chiang Kai-shek

I'm feeling counter-revolutionary.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

minerwerks — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:47:16 GMT

SkyPilot:

22. animal

Badger

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

theunemployedshortstop — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:54:18 GMT

21. noun

Ambassador

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

Risselada — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:00:26 GMT

SkyPilot:
20. something gross

mainstream advertising

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

chrismorrell — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:59:37 GMT

porcupine:

19. relationship between two people

Betrothal, or betrothment, depending on the sentence.

20 something gross...

An amount i imagine i could live on ,but would probably be just as dissatisfied with.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

porcupine — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:38:02 GMT

19. relationship between two people

Betrothal, or betrothment, depending on the sentence.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

SkyPilot — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:46:14 GMT

18. dirty diaper slideshow

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

unclefestering — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:22:21 GMT

17. a name you’d call somebody you don’t like

17. Republican

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

leeroy711 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:24:33 GMT

15. a number (feel free to do #16 as well)
16. verb

15. Pi

16. scrape

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

stephsmith — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:23:16 GMT

14. a structure movie theater

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

unclefestering — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:03:32 GMT

13. migrant Sundance intellectuals

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

davisfreeberg — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:29:30 GMT

12.) Spoutheaded Fan Boys

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

lopezdash — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:33:13 GMT

10. seven thousand nine hundred forty-three point eight nine one

11. cheddar

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

Risselada — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:32:42 GMT

benthams_head:

8. noun: lothario
9. adjective: sanguinary

Sorry Benthams_Head, they said one per person, so I'm throwing in my own #9

#9 counterintuitive

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

benthams_head — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:06:16 GMT

8. noun: lothario
9. adjective: sanguinary

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

theunemployedshortstop — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:51:14 GMT

7. a term of endearment: Mama

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

me1gidget — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:39:27 GMT

#6 Used car sales man/woman

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

AScrimm7 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:30:19 GMT

#5 - Dominatrix and bitch

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

corvine — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:10:11 GMT

laylor:

4. douche

5. brother and sister

6. doctor

Please limit your suggestion to 1 entry unless indicated otherwise by the creator. Lets pick up here at #5 sorry Laylor. We have to be fair, thats the fun.

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

laylor — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:03:06 GMT

4. douche

5. brother and sister

6. doctor

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

gambrel83 — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:41:24 GMT

#3 - jalopy

Re:Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

Hawkmage — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:23:00 GMT

#1--James Otis

#2--Benjamin Franklin

Sue me--I'm feeling Revolutionary today.

SES

Mad Lib # 5: Just Plain Mean

SkyPilot — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:07:10 GMT

1.   historical figure
2.   different historical figure
3.   a possession that cannot be lifted above one’s head
4.   a name you’d call somebody you don’t like
5.   a relationship between two people
6.   a respectable profession
7.   a term of endearment (i.e. “cutie pie”)
8.   noun
9.   adjective
10.   a number     (and since I’ve always thought numbers were the least fun, why don’t you also do #11)
11.   slang for money (i.e. “cash”)
12.   a group of people
13.   another way to describe #12
14.   a structure
15.   a number    (feel free to do #16 as well)
16.   verb
17.   a name you’d call somebody you don’t like
18.   something gross
19.   relationship between two people
20.   something gross
21.   noun
22.   animal
23.   a historical figure
24.   a liquid
25.   verb
26.   violent verb
27.   something useless
28.   another thing that’s useless
29.   one more thing that’s useless
30.   something very special
31.   somebody very important