Recasting couchhttp://www.spout.com/groups/Filmgaming/563/discussions.aspxen-USSpout RSSWinner of SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)http://www.spout.com/groups/Filmgaming/Winner_of_SNATCH_2000_and_LOCK_STOCK_AND_TWO_S/563/35871/1/ShowPost.aspxFri, 03 Oct 2008 18:58:50 GMTcdd0f780-13db-4d93-b0f4-ada579d02ae7:35871SkyPilot3<p>Dear Tenenbaums, <br /><br />Your patriotism is inspiring, but I'll be honest--if I had to choose between watching your version of <em>Snatch</em> or sitting through a school board meeting...I would hesitate, and then choose the school board meeting</p> <p>Even if the school taught <a href="http://www.manure.umn.edu/">Odor Education and Research</a>.<br /><br />I do get a kick out of imagining George W. as the gun-toting Tommy.</p> <p>But maybe Al Gore, Jr. would be better than his dad at play Mickey (Brad Pitt).</p> <p><img style="vertical-align: text-bottom;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:wZIkR6HW1WiQaM:http://susty.tv/image/al-gore-jr-al-gore-iii-3-mug-shot-arrested-driving-prius-100-miles-per-hour-mpg-southern-california-crime-photo.jpg" alt="" width="128" height="96" /></p> <p>I have to thank you Tenenbaums, because you made me realize I don't like thinking about John Kerry.&nbsp; And that I <em>especially</em> don't like thinking about John Kerry as Bullet Tooth Tony.</p> <p>Thanks for playing Tenenbaums, you're a good sport!</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p>skypilot<br /><br />P.S. -- I wonder who'd be the best actor out of the bunch? I'd put my money on Obama</p> <p><BLOCKQUOTE><div><img src="http://www.spout.com/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Tenenbaums:</strong></div><div></p> <p><strong>Snatch</strong></p> <p><em>Capitol Hill Edition</em><br /><br />Benicio Del Toro&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Franky Four Fingers</p> <p><strong>Bill Clinton</strong><br /><br />Alan Ford&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Brick Top</p> <p><strong>Ted Kennedy</strong><br /><br />Jason Statham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Turkish</p> <p><strong>Bob Dole</strong><br /><br />Stephen Graham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tommy</p> <p><strong>George W. Bush</strong><br /><br />Rade Serbedzija&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Boris the Blade&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>Henry Kissinger</strong><br /><br />Brad Pitt&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mickey O'Neil</p> <p><strong>Al Gore</strong><br /><br />Sorcha Cusack&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mum O'Neil (Brad Pitt's mum)</p> <p><strong>Hillary Clinton</strong><br /><br />Jason Flemyng&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Darren (Brad Pitt's mulleted friend)</p> <p><strong>Ralph Nader</strong><br /><br />Dennis Farina&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Avi</p> <p><strong>Samuel Alito</strong></p> <p><span style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Mike Reid &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Doug "the Head"</span></span></p> <p><strong>Dick Cheney</strong></p> <p>Vinnie Jones&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Bullet Tooth Tony</p> <p><strong>John Kerry</strong></p> <p>Ewen Bremner&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mullet (the guy Tony hangs out his car window)</p> <p><strong>John Edwards</strong><br /><br />Ade&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tyrone</p> <p><strong>Jesse Jackson (in a fat suit)</strong><br /><br />Lennie James&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sol</p> <p><strong>Barack Obama</strong></p> <p>Robbie Gee &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Vinny</p> <p><strong>Al Sharpton</strong></p> <p>Goldie &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Bad Boy Lincoln (the friend who brings Sol a fake diamond)</p> <p><strong>Joe Lieberman</strong><br /><br />Adam Fogerty&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gorgeous George</p> <p><strong>Fred Thompson</strong><br /><br />Peter Szakacs&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sausage Charlie<br /><strong>John McCain</strong></p> <p></div></BLOCKQUOTE></p>Re:Recast SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)http://www.spout.com/groups/Filmgaming/Re_Recast_SNATCH_2000_and_LOCK_STOCK_AND_TWO_S/563/35784/1/ShowPost.aspxWed, 01 Oct 2008 21:41:05 GMTcdd0f780-13db-4d93-b0f4-ada579d02ae7:35784Tenenbaums3<p>I don't know <em>Lock, Stock</em> well enough to remember who's who, but <em>Snatch</em> is like a brother to me.</p> <p><strong>Snatch</strong></p> <p><em>Capitol Hill Edition</em><br /><br />Benicio Del Toro&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Franky Four Fingers</p> <p><strong>Bill Clinton</strong><br /><br />Alan Ford&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Brick Top</p> <p><strong>Ted Kennedy</strong><br /><br />Jason Statham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Turkish</p> <p><strong>Bob Dole</strong><br /><br />Stephen Graham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tommy</p> <p><strong>George W. Bush</strong><br /><br />Rade Serbedzija&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Boris the Blade&nbsp;</p> <p><strong>Henry Kissinger</strong><br /><br />Brad Pitt&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mickey O'Neil</p> <p><strong>Al Gore</strong><br /><br />Sorcha Cusack&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mum O'Neil (Brad Pitt's mum)</p> <p><strong>Hillary Clinton</strong><br /><br />Jason Flemyng&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Darren (Brad Pitt's mulleted friend)</p> <p><strong>Ralph Nader</strong><br /><br />Dennis Farina&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Avi</p> <p><strong>Samuel Alito</strong></p> <p><span style="border-collapse: collapse; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Mike Reid &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Doug "the Head"</span></span></p> <p><strong>Dick Cheney</strong></p> <p>Vinnie Jones&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Bullet Tooth Tony</p> <p><strong>John Kerry</strong></p> <p>Ewen Bremner&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mullet (the guy Tony hangs out his car window)</p> <p><strong>John Edwards</strong><br /><br />Ade&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tyrone</p> <p><strong>Jesse Jackson (in a fat suit)</strong><br /><br />Lennie James&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sol</p> <p><strong>Barack Obama</strong></p> <p>Robbie Gee &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Vinny</p> <p><strong>Al Sharpton</strong></p> <p>Goldie &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Bad Boy Lincoln (the friend who brings Sol a fake diamond)</p> <p><strong>Joe Lieberman</strong><br /><br />Adam Fogerty&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gorgeous George</p> <p><strong>Fred Thompson</strong><br /><br />Peter Szakacs&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sausage Charlie<br /><strong>John McCain</strong></p>Re:Recast SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)http://www.spout.com/groups/Filmgaming/Re_Recast_SNATCH_2000_and_LOCK_STOCK_AND_TWO_S/563/35530/1/ShowPost.aspxThu, 25 Sep 2008 14:12:35 GMTcdd0f780-13db-4d93-b0f4-ada579d02ae7:35530seven-ate-93<p>Just switch the casts and you're all set.&nbsp; Oh wait...</p>Recast SNATCH (2000) and LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998)http://www.spout.com/groups/Filmgaming/Recast_SNATCH_2000_and_LOCK_STOCK_AND_TWO_SMOK/563/35321/1/ShowPost.aspxFri, 19 Sep 2008 20:57:13 GMTcdd0f780-13db-4d93-b0f4-ada579d02ae7:35321SkyPilot3<p>Good news: Guy Ritchie's <a title="RocknRolla (2008)" href="http://www.spout.com/films/330773/default.aspx">RocknRolla</a> hits theaters on October 3, and Spout's Kevin Kelly <a href="http://blog.spout.com/2008/09/06/big-flash-not-much-bang-rocknrolla-review-toronto-2008/">says it's a worthy successor</a> to that wicked one-two punch, <a title="Snatch (2000)" href="http://www.spout.com/films/171967/default.aspx">Snatch</a> and <a title="Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)" href="http://www.spout.com/films/123580/default.aspx">Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels</a>.<br /><br />Can you make <em>Snatch</em> and <em>Lock Stock</em> hit even harder? Prizes for the best recasts. <br /><br /><strong></strong></p> <p><strong>Snatch</strong><br /><br />Benicio Del Toro&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Franky Four Fingers<br /><br />Alan Ford&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Brick Top<br /><br />Jason Statham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Turkish<br /><br />Stephen Graham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tommy<br /><br />Rade Serbedzija&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Boris the Blade&nbsp;<br /><br />Brad Pitt&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mickey O'Neil<br /><br />Sorcha Cusack&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mum O'Neil (Brad Pitt's mum)<br /><br />Jason Flemyng&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Darren (Brad Pitt's mulleted friend)<br /><br />Dennis Farina&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Avi</p> <p><span style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;">Mike Reid &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Doug "the Head"<br /></span><br />Vinnie Jones&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Bullet Tooth Tony<br /><br />Ewen Bremner&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mullet (the guy Tony hangs out his car window)<br /><br />Ade&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tyrone<br /><br />Lennie James&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sol</p> <p>Robbie Gee &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Vinny</p> <p>Goldie &nbsp; ... &nbsp; Bad Boy Lincoln (the friend who brings Sol a fake diamond)<br /><br />Adam Fogerty&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gorgeous George<br /><br />Peter Szakacs&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sausage Charlie<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels</strong><br /><br />Nick Moran&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Eddie<br /><br />Jason Flemyng&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Tom<br /><br />Dexter Fletcher&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Soap<br /><br />Jason Statham&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Bacon<br /><br />P.H. Moriarty&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale<br /><br />Vinnie Jones&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Big Chris<br /><br />Lenny McLean&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Barry the Baptist&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />Sting&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; JD<br /><br />Stephen Marcus&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nick the Greek<br /><br />Steven Mackintosh&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ... &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Winston<br /></p> <p>Did I leave anybody out? <br /><br />Entries posted by Thursday, Oct. 2 will be eligible to win. Winners will be announced Friday, Oct. 3.</p>