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TEETH a film review
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"(this review was first published at Plume-Noire on 03/02/09) Teeth is a mish-mash of genre monikers, from female empowerment movie to coming-of-age saga to black comedy-horror to rape & revenge drama to Lynchian suburban melodrama. Pop artist fil Mitchell Lichtenstein gives us the story of Dawn, a white picket fence pretty young girl coping with growing up "pure and virginal" in a world obsessed with sexual innuendo around each and every corner. This includes her own house as her lecherous big bad wolf epitome'd stepbrother sniffs after her with tongue a-flicking. After a date gone horribly, horribly awry, Dawn finds out that she is cursed with the mythical mutation known as "vaginal dentata" - aka she's got razor sharp teeth in her pussy, yo! The result is that Teeth ends up being a quirky (how could it not be?), sunnily macabre work of neo-candy pop horror that can in no way whatsoever be watched by anyone of the male gender without constant squirming and shuffling about in w ... "
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"Movie posters have become increasingly more controversial in the past decade, or else people have become a lot more sensitive. Either way, it seems like there’s a new and controversial movie poster or billboard being banned somewhere. Usually it’s for one of two reasons: sex or violence, with violence being far more popular. One of the first sexually banned posters I could find was 1981’s For Your Eyes Only, which featured an A-frame design that was banned. It wasn’t so much the vaginal roof as it was the exposed buttocks, so they had to release a retouched version that covered more derriere. It’s been more than 25 years since that poster was sent back to the drawing board, so why do posters keep getting banned? Marketing people know that controversy can turn into a marketing campaign of its own, so maybe they’re pushing the boundaries in the vein of “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” With that in mind "
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"Since January 1st, 2008, I've been keeping track of all the films I've watched. Because I don't feel like taking the time to highlight each movie up until this point, I will start at the previous week, Week 29 and continue from now on. 328. The Dark Knight (2008) -My second time seeing it. Such a great movie. Although not good enough to be considered 'best film of all time'. 329. Teeth (2007) -The storyline attracted me to it. Within the first 20 minutes I wanted it to be done. I hated this thing so much. 330. Heima (2007) -Such a beautiful documentary for such an amazing band; Sigur Ros. Check them out if you haven't yet. 331. La Haine / Hate (1995) -One of the best French films I've seen. If there's one thing I'll remember about this movie years from now, it'll be the ending and how shocked I was after it was all said and done. 332. À ma soeur! / Fat Girl (2001) -There was something sad in the "
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Lettin' It Sink In: Teeth (2007)
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"Director: Mitchell LichtensteinCinema 4 Rating: 7Having spent a couple of posts recently squirming in anguish over the lost or squandered opportunities of others (the Undead or Alive posts and the bit on Severance), it hit me suddenly that perhaps I haven't explained precisely why I get so anguished over such things. In the Severance piece I hinted at the feeling that overtakes me within a viewing of a particularly interesting film where I know I will be visiting that flick again sometime in the future, perhaps even dozens of times. But, for me, there is a level above and beyond even that one...I am, like so many others, what is described as a movie nut. Honestly, I am probably more of a movie fetishist, but let’s not get into semantics. A fetishist is a nut in most people’s eyes, and most likely some form of addict, so let’s leave it at that. The first step is admitting you have, well, not a problem… I prefer to call it deep focus. (It just so happens that ... "
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Quantum of Tropic Teeth Kaw In ...
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"Quantum of Solace is a good Bong movie, and that's it. It doesn't transcend or reinvent like Casino Royale. It's just fun and forgettable. In fact, I can recall nothing except Daniel Craig ("Defiance") continues to be good. Dame Judi Dench ("Notes on a Scandal") continues to be great. Stuff blows up and the girls are hot.Why am I a sucker for Sci-Fi channel originals? That may be something only years of therapy can uncover. But until then, I am so in. Kaw is set in a small town where the sheriff is putting in his last day. Then crows start going crazy and people start dying and the whole retirement party is put on hold. Most of the acting is really bad. But I fount it watchable. I even bought the explanation. However, the end wrapped everything up in a tidy bow and was sort of anticlimactic. Still, not a bad afternoon.As a warning, In Bruges is not a knee-slapping-side-splitting laugh riot as the trailer implies. It is funny, especially when Colin Farrell ("Pride and Glory") opens ... "
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Teeth - Review
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"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the . . . wait, wrong movie. Or is it? Teeth, or The Life and Times of an Ultra-Modern Feminist Superhero, follows Dawn on the perilous journey into womanhood and the dangers that lurk in a person's naughty places. The product of natural selection, nuclear fallout or good 'ol fashioned incest, the origins of Dawn's new powers remain a mystery, but one thing is for certain, with great power comes great . . . nope, wrong movie again. Struggling with her newfound power, Dawn must face the plethora of evil villains (mainly erections and curious fingers) that threaten to destroy the sanctity of her vajayjay. Both hilarious and frightening, Teeth embraces its schlocky B-movie roots and shines its pearly whites for the whole world to enjoy and simultaneously recoil in fear. "
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Nom nom nom!
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"Holy shit. This movie was crazy, and I loved every minute of it. Yes, she has teeth in her vagina... or her vagina has teeth, or something - but you should already know that from the trailer. Going in to this movie you have to know that it's going to be kind of ridiculous, and it is - but in just the right way. Squeamish you have no dick parts, check; humorous vagina with razor sharp teeth parts, check. Without giving away the quote, when she goes to the gynocologist, he yells something at the top of his lungs at one point, and trust me, as someone that tends not to 'lol' a lot, you will spit out your soda and choke on your popcorn. I had to rewind and watch it again, it was my favorite part of the movie and I hope to quote it in future awkwardly drunk situations. I will be talking about this movie for awhile, you should definitely check it out /it's fun to make little chomping noises whenever you mention the movie "
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TEETH - the movie. It's really ...
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"I suppose the Native American legend known as vagina dentata isn't such a myth anymore...Gives a new appreciation for the proverbial "Power of the P."Alexyss K. Tylor will love this!Thus, in acknowledgement of this gluttonous Thanksgiving holiday, I'll leave you with the following: Let's Eat :o)TEETH - In theatres February 2008. "
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