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One Million Years B.C.
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Directed by Don Chaffey
This film was advertised with the slogan "See Raquel Welch In Mankind's First Bikini!" While archeologists tell us humans did not live at the same time as dinosaurs, and our prehistoric ancestors probably didn't look much like Ms. Welch and her co-stars, One Million Years B.C. is a good bit more fun than more scientifically accurate portrait of the era might have been. Tumak (John Richardson) of the Rock People is exiled from his tribe after a fight with his father, and after days of endless wandering is in sad shape before he's taken in by the more peaceable Shell People. He attracts the attention of well-proportioned cave woman Loana (Raquel Welch), but once again finds himself a man without a country after his violent nature alienates the Shell People. Along with Raquel (whose character is remarkably well-groomed given the time period), this movie's greatest selling point are the special effects; legendary stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen created a dazzling collection of prehistoric creatures for this film that still look impressive, even in the more sophisticated era of computer generated imaging technology. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
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"Ok look...you don't open a can of Bud Light and hope that a Guinness is going to somehow pour out. You have to approach this movie the same way. It's a great old monster-ey flick. Cave women in bikinis! Claymation beasties! Footage of spiders zoomed up until they look HUUUGE. What's not to like?! " [More]
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"Eventually Hollywood will learn it doesn’t make sense to spend millions of dollars on a B-movie. It may just take awhile. But if the road towards re-education didn’t begin with Grindh " [More]
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"I recently rewatched The Valley of Gwangi and I was stunned (again) by what a good movie this is! When is the last time you have seen a T-Rex being burned alive inside a church? This got me thinking about how much I LOVE the stop-motion animation effects of the great Ray Harryhausen... He began his historic career workin " [More]
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by csprague in Movie Watchin Wednesday
"I liked One Million Years BC. I expected it to make me laugh, what with all the giant versions of average reptiles. Plus the women folk were just a little too much with their scantily clad beach bunny bodies. But it surprised me too with some interesting ideas about society and culture in the presence of nature. I expected it to end with a happy caveman and woman having advanced beyond their " [More]
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by pairadocs in Movie Watchin Wednesday
"I know I can look deep into One Million Years B.C. (1966), and uncover hidden meanings and messages, and underlying themes... but the truth of it for me is this: I found it hilarious, campy/cheesy, yet enjoyable. The stop-motion dinosaurs and super-sized reptiles and bugs are absolutely cheestastic - think "Land of the Lost" meets "Clash of the Titans." The lack of actual d " [More]
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"What can possibly be better then cave women with styled hair and giant man-eating iguanas? Nothing! That's all I have to say about that. " [More]
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"Tomorrow we'll be watching One Million Years B.C., directed by Don Chaffey. It was marketed with the tagline "Travel back through time and space to the edge of man's beginnings...discover a savage world whose only law was lust!" The film was the subject of FilmCouch #62, in which Paul and Adam w " [More]
 

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