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    "Perhaps one of the greatest ninja movies of all-time, without any doubt or reservation in my mind, is the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In this wonderful look into the world of ninja-life, we learn that pizza, partying, and early 90's catchphrases are every bit as important to taking down bad guys as crazy, Asian-inspired, fighting moves. Furthermore, each character presents robust layers that the audience can peel back during the film. For instance, we learned--through careful study--that the turtle in orange likes to party, the one in blue fancies himself a leader, the one in red is worthless, and the one wearing purple is smarter than you and carries around a big stick (Teddy Roosevelt style). Sure, it looks like fun and games--until you dig a little deeper (...and then its still pretty much fun & games) If that intro doesn't make it abundantly clear--let me be blunt: I'm not a big follower of any ninja movies, in fact--I'd be hard pressed to name one other than ... " [More]
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    "5:54 - Here comes director James McTeague, Naomi Harris, and… “arch rival of Stephen Colbert….RAIN!” “Wow, it’s like mini-Twilight” someone says behind us when people start screaming for Rain. 5:51 - Now they’re on to Ninja Assassin, and when Joel Silver says the name “Rain” people go nuts. Although not quite the level of Twilight nuts that we witnessed earlier. Here’s a clip that Silver tells us is “Just for Comic-Con, so lets not talk about it to anyone else.” “Raised to be a warrior…Trained to be a killer.” Scenes of kids training, teenagers training, adults shedding tons of blood with knives. This movie is all done in red and black, even with red and black washing machines in a laundromat scene. Someone cue the Les Miserables soundtrack. Ninjas, swords, explosions, car chases… I don’t really know what this is about, but there’s a lot of screaming and flying blood. The ninja chucks a Chinese star at the screen, which turns into a little embellish between the words Ninja and Assa ... " [More]
 
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