Charles (
David Ogden Stiers) and Hawkeye (
Alan Alda) are out to prove the old adage that one can never go broke underestimating the intelligence of the average person. To that end, the two doctors spread a rumor that Hollywood sex symbol
Marilyn Monroe will soon be paying a visit to the 4077th. The only person left unexcited by this "news" is B.J. (
Mike Farrell), who is conducting a desperate search for a wounded soldier that he was forced to leave in the battlefield--and who was indirectly responsible for B.J. earning a Purple Heart. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide