| Rowan Atkinson |
Rev. Walter Goodfellow |
| Rowan Atkinson |
Reverend Walter Goodfellow |
| Chrissie Cotterill |
TV Chat Show Pundit |
| Roger Hammond |
The Judge |
| Thomas D. Jones |
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| Thomas D. Jones |
Mark, boyfriend 1 |
| Kristin Scott Thomas |
Gloria Goodfellow |
| Liz Smith |
Mrs. Parker |
| Maggie Smith |
Grace Hawkins |
| James Booth |
Mr. Brown |
| Patrick Swayze |
Lance |
| Jack Zimmerman |
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| Jack Zimmerman |
Jeremy Z, boyfriend 4 |
| Vivienne Moore |
Mrs. Martin |
| Kelly |
Clarence the Dog |
| James Galloway |
Billy Martin's Gang |
| Emilia Fox |
Rosemary "Rosie" Jones |
| Emilia Fox |
Rosie Jones |
| Tamsin Egerton |
Holly Goodfellow |
| Rowley Irlam |
Ted, pond workman |
| Andrew S. W. Thomas |
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| David Schaal |
TV Chat Show Pundit |
| Rupert Simonian |
Billy Martin, the bully |
| Toby Parkes |
Peter Goodfellow |
| Toby Parkes |
Petey Goodfellow |
| Patrick Monckton |
Bob, pond workman |
| Jack Ryan |
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| Jack Ryan |
David, boyfriend 2 |
| Nazim Kourgli |
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| Nazim Kourgli |
Grant The Goth, Boyfriend 3 |
| Murray McArthur |
Vicars' Convention Master of Ceremonies |
| Morgan Gower |
Reverend Campbell |
| Alex MacQueen |
Train Ticket Colllector |
| Paul Viragh |
Policeman on train |
| Anthony Denham |
Police Interrogator |
| Terry Alderton |
TV Chat Show Presenter |
| Rory Dorling |
Billy Martin's Gang |
| Max Murley |
Billy Martin's Gang |