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G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra
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    JJ79JJ79 Movie Review: G. I. JOE: THE RI ...
    by JJ79 in JJ79 Blog
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    ""When all else fails, we don't." General Hawk (Dennis Quaid) utters that ridiculous line to Duke and Ripcord (Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans) early in G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra shortly before his highly trained special missions force gets their home base invaded, Hawk himself badly wounded and the first of three losing skirmishes against the minions of COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. I couldn't help but think to myself,"Yup, you win." After all, if you're going to make that kind of boast, you'd better be able to back it up.At the center of the world-dominating plan is a form of nanotechnology-small robots, in essence-which eats away at anything metal. The tech falls into the hands of COBRA and it's up to the Joe team to recover it. Sounds simple, right?One of the only things this first live action film based on the Hasbro toy line gets right is the way it introduces the concept of G. I. Joe to the audience. In nearly every summer spectacle f ... " [More]
    hautecritiquehautecritique G.I. Joe – Half a Battle
    by hautecritique in The Haute Critique on Spout
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    "Studios regularly release movies without screening them for critics. Usually these are in the ‘B’ movie category, not their Mega-Hits. When it is a blockbuster, no screening pretty much always means it is a huge steaming pile. This time, however, Hasbro had an explanation. It seems they blame the fact that Transformers was a full load delivered in an adult diaper on the critics. Just to show the critics who’s boss, no advance screenings for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. So, I pack up and head to the multiplex on a Friday morning. A heart full of dread for the horror about to be photon torpedoed into my retina. And honestly, I found it isn’t nearly that bad. But time is a-wastin’, so lets get straight into exactly how bad it is…. That’s what you’re here for, after all. Transformers may have been more than met the eye, but G.I. Joe was the Grande Dame of pithy sayings. For the first bit of the movie, it would seem that knowing them was half the screenplay… er, battle. They Kung- " [More]
    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog G.I. Joe Cast Photos: Dennis Qu ...
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "Is it just me, or does Dennis Quaid look completely out of place in his G.I. Joe costume? It appears that he’s unsure of himself, too. It’s like they took a photo of him while he was saying, “are you guys sure this looks cool?” Fortunately, he can now receive the answer: no, Dennis, it doesn’t. But it’s fine, because most of the internerds are too busy drooling over the Rachel Nichols “Scarlett” images to pay much attention. Plus, the four shots of Quaid as “General Hawk” (none of which make him look any cooler than the one to the right), are, along with the rest of the ton of G.I. Joe cast photos, being taken down all over the place. But for now you can still find the pics, which include Quaid, Nichols, Channing Tatum (”Duke”), Karolina Korkova (”Cover Girl”), Marlon Wayans (”Ripcord”), Byung-hun Lee (”Storm Shadow”), Sienna Miller (”The Baroness”) and Ray Park (”Snake Eyes”) over at What Would Tyler Durden Do? The site is claiming an exclusive on the pics, which " [More]
    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog Having Fun With the Hasbro News
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "As if Toy Fair 2008 wasn’t reminding us enough about the intermingling of Hollywood and the toy and game industry, Hasbro and Universal had to go and announce a six-year partnership, which will result in at least four (mostly) board-game-inspired feature films. It wasn’t that surprising, considering the success of Transfomers and the anticipated success of G.I. Joe, both of which are based on Hasbro properties, and the still-shocking news from last summer that Ridley Scott is developing a Monopoly movie (not to mention that Hasbro had previously announced its intentions while switching from CAA to William Morris last year). Plus, this comes as a perfect follow-up to the recent Mattel/CAA team-up. Personally, I’m wondering why the deal is so exclusive against brands that aren’t board games (Stretch Armstrong being the exception). I would love to see movies based on Mr. Potato Head, Lincoln Logs and Easy-Bake Oven. And as " [More]
    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog Trade Roughage 11/20/07
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "Suddenly, G.I. Joe became the Summer 2009 movie to avoid — not intentionally, of course, but we all know Sienna Miller, like her ex- Jude Law, is a bit of a box office kiss of death. Yet, Paramount has cast her as “the female lead” anyway. Don’t think she’ll be playing good-girl “Scarlett”, either; Miller’s character is apparently Baroness, the black-leather-clad femme fatale who works for COBRA. Two more high-profile films have been delayed thanks to the WGA strike. This time it’s Mira Nair’s Shantaram, which is being produced by and is to star Johnny Depp, and the next Rob Marshall musical, Nine, which is partially based on Fellini’s 8 1/2. These films join previously postponed Angels & Demons and Pinkville. At least strike talks are set to [More]
 
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