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Pretty Maids All in a Row
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Synopsis
Ocean View High is an upscale suburban school in an otherwise unidentified community. It's 1971, the point when the sexual revolution started moving into full swing and even a lot of Middle America, at least on the two coasts, admitted the existence of same revolution. It seems like the guys and girls at Ocean View are all loving pretty freely, and that extends to the school's resident faculty hero, football coach/guidance counselor "Tiger" McDrew (Rock Hudson), who -- despite his being married, with a child -- has been bedding many of the prettiest girls at the school. The only kid seemingly not "getting any" is Ponce de Leon Harper (John David Carson), who is starting to get neurotic and suffer academically, so much so that he seeks advice from McDrew, especially where his new substitute teacher, Miss Smith (Angie Dickinson), is concerned. But then various girls start turning up at the school dead, in various states of undress, with cryptic notes pinned to intimate parts of their anatomy. The lunkhead county sheriff (Keenan Wynn) is forced to defer to a state police investigator (Telly Savalas), who starts nosing around the school and uncovers more than he bargained for in terms of libidinous students, among other problems. Meanwhile, Ponce finds his problem taken care of by Miss Smith, at McDrew's request. But there's still a killer stalking the school. If the plot and ambience of this movie seems shocking today, that's because it would be. Made at the outset of the sexual revolution, this was MGM's desperate attempt to run with the times, in terms of depicting a high school where sexual relations between students are considered routine and even those between faculty and students are accepted as long as they're kept quiet. Anyone trying to make such a movie in 2006 would face threats of prosecution, investigation, etc., and probably find it impossible to get the movie booked into theaters; MGM didn't have that easy a time in 1971, though (amazingly) the movie has been shown on television. Precisely what director Roger Vadim brought to Gene Roddenberry's screenplay (based on a novel by Francis Pollini) is difficult to tell, though he at least makes the sleazy and tawdry, smirky sex scenes and leering camera shots flow smoothly -- screenplay, director, and cameraman alike are fixated on the female anatomy throughout, though not in as distinctive a manner as Russ Meyer and his attachment to breasts. The presence of a couple of Star Trek co-stars and supporting villains, James Doohan and William Campbell, also makes this especially weird to watch. ~ Bruce Eder, All Movie Guide

Cast

John Carson Ponce
Angie Dickinson Miss Smith
Rock Hudson Tiger
Roddy McDowall Proffer
Keenan Wynn Chief John Poldaski
Telly Savalas Capt. Sam Surcher

Production Crew

George W. Davis Art Director
Preston Ames Art Director
Francis Pollini Book Author
Charles Rosher Jr. Cinematographer
Lalo Schifrin Composer (Music Score)
William Theiss Costume Designer
Roger Vadim Director
Bill Brame Editor
David Silver First Assistant Director
Allan Snyder Makeup
Gene Roddenberry Producer
Gene Roddenberry Screenwriter
Charles R. Pierce Set Designer
Robert R. Benton Set Designer
Michael Curb Songwriter
Shifrin Songwriter
Hal Watkins Sound/Sound Designer
Jerry Jost Sound/Sound Designer
Year: 1971
Runtime: 95
Country: USA
MPAA Rating: R
Category: Feature

Genre
Comedy

Color type
Metrocolor

Produced by
MGM