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Directed by Don Chaffey.
This film was advertised with the slogan "See Raquel Welch In Mankind's First Bikini!" While archeologists tell us humans did not live at the same time as dinosaurs, and our prehistoric ancestors probably didn't look much like Ms. Welch and her co-stars, One Million Years B.C. is a good bit more fun than more scientifically accurate portrait of the era might have been. Tumak (John Richardson) of the Rock People is exiled from his tribe after a fight with his father, and after days of endless wandering is in sad shape before he's taken in by the more peaceable Shell People. He attracts the attention of well-proportioned cave woman Loana (Raquel Welch), but once again finds himself a man without a country after his violent nature alienates the Shell People. Along with Raquel (whose character is remarkably well-groomed given the time period), this movie's greatest selling point are the special effects; legendary stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen created a dazzling collection of prehistoric creatures for this film that still look impressive, even in the more sophisticated era of computer generated imaging technology. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
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cspraguecsprague Re:July 8th - One Million Years ...
by csprague in Movie Watchin Wednesday
liked it.
"I liked One Million Years BC. I expected it to make me laugh, what with all the giant versions of average reptiles. Plus the women folk were just a little too much with their scantily clad beach bunny bodies. But it surprised me too with some interesting ideas about society and culture in the presence of nature. I expected it to end with a happy caveman and woman having advanced beyond their barbarianism (ie. figuring out how to be agrarian) and rising above the survival of the fittest culture to a more emotionally mature state. But then the volcano erupts and it kind of strips everyone down to basic humanity regardless of sophistication or social advancements. It was interesting, but seemed kind of drawn out. I felt like it could have been a short film and still have gotten the same ideas across. " [More]
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"Ok look...you don't open a can of Bud Light and hope that a Guinness is going to somehow pour out. You have to approach this movie the same way. It's a great old monster-ey flick. Cave women in bikinis! Claymation beasties! Footage of spiders zoomed up until they look HUUUGE. What's not to like?! " [More]
pairadocspairadocs Campy Caveman Fun
by pairadocs in Movie Watchin Wednesday
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"I know I can look deep into One Million Years B.C. (1966), and uncover hidden meanings and messages, and underlying themes... but the truth of it for me is this: I found it hilarious, campy/cheesy, yet enjoyable. The stop-motion dinosaurs and super-sized reptiles and bugs are absolutely cheestastic - think "Land of the Lost" meets "Clash of the Titans." The lack of actual dialogue forced me to focus on the visual imagery... and umm, body laguage... you know, of the... umm, cavemen and uh, cavewomen communicating... did I mention that Raquel Welsh was wonderful in this??? " [More]
kizmarkizmar Re:July 8th - One Million Years ...
by kizmar in Movie Watchin Wednesday
lost interest.
"What can possibly be better then cave women with styled hair and giant man-eating iguanas? Nothing! That's all I have to say about that. " [More]
lopezdashlopezdash July 8th - One Million Years, B.C.
by lopezdash in Movie Watchin Wednesday
is neutral about it.
"Tomorrow we'll be watching One Million Years B.C., directed by Don Chaffey. It was marketed with the tagline "Travel back through time and space to the edge of man's beginnings...discover a savage world whose only law was lust!" The film was the subject of FilmCouch #62, in which Paul and Adam watched both One Million Years B.C. and 10,000 B.C to find out if 990,000 years of evolution make a better movie. Synopsis: One Million Years B.C. (1966) Starring Martine Beswicke, Percy Herbert, Raquel Welch, John Richardson, Robert Brown. This film was advertised with the slogan "See Raquel Welch In Mankind's First Bikini!" While archeologists tell us humans did not live at the same time as dinosaurs, and our prehistoric ancestors probably didn't look much like Ms. Welch and her co-stars, One Million Years B.C. is a good bit more fun than more scientifically accurate portrait of the era might have been. Tumak (John Richardson) of the Rock People is exiled from his tribe after a fight wit ... " [More]
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"Roland Emmerich (Independence Day) is probably the most bankable schlock-meister working. 10,000 B.C. is a snickerfest with some amazing woolly mammoths. On the evolutionary chain of movies, it’s a driect descendant of the campy Raquel Welch star vehicle, One Million Years B.C. (1967). Adam Forrest and I thought it would be fun to watch them both, but didn’t expect One Million to blow us away when it turned more Shakespeare than schlock. Karina phones in to explain what makes a good musical and why Love Songs–opening tonight–and so many others from the last 30 years don’t make the cut. FilmCouch 62 (Subscribe to FilmCouch–Spout’s weekly movie podcast–in the iTunes store and an episode will download each Friday) 10,000 B.C., One Million Years B.C., Love Songs Originally posted on:SpoutBlog " [More]
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"Roland Emmerich (Independence Day) is probably the most bankable schlock-meister working. 10,000 B.C. is a snickerfest with some amazing woolly mammoths. On the evolutionary chain of movies, it’s a driect descendant of the campy Raquel Welch star vehicle, One Million Years B.C. (1967). Adam Forrest and I thought it would be fun to watch them both, but didn’t expect One Million to blow us away when it turned more Shakespeare than schlock. Karina phones in to explain what makes a good musical and why Love Songs–opening tonight–and so many others from the last 30 years don’t make the cut. FilmCouch 62 (Subscribe to FilmCouch–Spout’s weekly movie podcast–in the iTunes store and an episode will download each Friday) 10,000 B.C., One Million Years B.C., Love Songs Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Paul " [More]
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"Eventually Hollywood will learn it doesn’t make sense to spend millions of dollars on a B-movie. It may just take awhile. But if the road towards re-education didn’t begin with Grindhouse, it will possibly start with Roland Emmerich’s 10,000 B.C., the trailer to which is now available courtesy of CHUD.com. The $75,000,000 movie follows a tradition of cheesy Saturday afternoon flicks like 1940’s One Million B.C. and its 1966 remake One Million Years B.C. Of course, back then the B.C. stood for “before computer (effects)” and featured the spectacular — and silly, maybe — visual effects of Roy Seawright and Ray Harryhausen, respectively. Sure, in terms of effects and spectacle, 10,000 B.C. looks cool, just as Emmerich’s The Day After Tomorrow looked cool, but it also has the potential of being unintentionally funny, in the same way the primitive people in Battlefield Earth came off as ridiculous. Emmerich may as well have put in dinosaurs, despite the historical inaccuracy, because th ... " [More]
 



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