Lost Boys 2: The Tribe (2008)

The YouTube/Jackass generation grows fangs in this lame straight-to-DVD sequel that rehashes much of the first film, while dishing out little to make it its own. Packed with "bro" talk and seemingly endless movie references (including Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Goonies, The Warriors and The Big Lebowski), this is one production that will rarely be gobbled up by anyone other than whom the filmmakers have deemed their target brain-dead audience. Only Corey Feldman really shows up to work here, though even he is given no one else to play his shtick off of. And that long-rumored Corey Haim cameo, along with the return of the other Frog Brother? They're nowhere to be seen in the final cut - relegated to the 2 alternate endings on the DVD (which end up being better than the whole flick). Utterly worthless to anyone other than bleach blonde bimbros that have awaited extreme sports acceptance in trashy knock-off sequels, Lost Boys: The Tribe deserves to be lost in time forever. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, All Movie Guide