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Shoot 'Em Up
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    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog Not For Your Eyes: Controversia ...
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "Movie posters have become increasingly more controversial in the past decade, or else people have become a lot more sensitive. Either way, it seems like there’s a new and controversial movie poster or billboard being banned somewhere. Usually it’s for one of two reasons: sex or violence, with violence being far more popular. One of the first sexually banned posters I could find was 1981’s For Your Eyes Only, which featured an A-frame design that was banned. It wasn’t so much the vaginal roof as it was the exposed buttocks, so they had to release a retouched version that covered more derriere. It’s been more than 25 years since that poster was sent back to the drawing board, so why do posters keep getting banned? Marketing people know that controversy can turn into a marketing campaign of its own, so maybe they’re pushing the boundaries in the vein of “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.” With that in mind " [More]
    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog Max Payne: Insert “Payneful” Pu ...
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "Max Payne had a fairly complex plot for a video game. Detective Max Payne comes home one day and finds junkies in his home, and kills a couple of them before discovering that they’ve murdered his wife and infant child. He decides to transfer to the DEA as a result, and later discovers that there is a link between the pharmaceutical company his wife used to work for, the junkies, the mafia, and dirty DEA agents. The game was also infamous for featuring scenes inside Max’s head: there’s the constant sound of a baby crying, and you have to walk along a blood trail on the ground suspended over a dark void. If you fall off, Max fully loses it, goes nuts, and dies. To this day the “baby levels” are still used as examples of nightmare-inducing bad game design. The Mark Wahlberg-starring movie, which opens today, tries to simplify the plot, and ends up differing from the game quite a bit. However, those changes are for the worse. What was a dark and gritty video game full of gunplay become ... " [More]
    unclefesteringunclefestering Review: My god! Do we really su ...
    by unclefestering in unclefestering Blog
    disliked it.
    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful. [What do you think?]
    "So I'm cruising through Netflix and see Shoot 'Em Up. Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci and Clive Owen, well how bad can it be? Bad. Clive Owen plays a man with no name who happens to be the world's greatest tactician, marksman and gymnist, happens to see thugs trying to gun down a pregnant lady and spings into action, buying bullets with food stamps, taking the baby to the the hooker who specializes in nursing grown men that he just happens to know and taking on the entire military industrial complex single handedly to save American democracy. And then the story gets silly. " [More]
    pratchettfanpratchettfan Shoot em' up
    by pratchettfan in pratchettfan Blog
    is neutral about it.
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    "This is one of the bloodiest action movies I have seen recently (the top spot is till held by Planet Terror). Nevertheless, it manages to convey the story of a lone-gunman who finds defending a baby against an apparently endless supply of foes. The action sequences are fantastic and the shooting scenes are just breathtaking (and sometimes a bit over the top). So all in all it was a good "popcorn-movie". " [More]
    ChrisThilkChrisThilk Movie Journal: Shoot ‘Em Up
    by ChrisThilk in ChrisThilk Blog
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    "There’s only the barest of plots that runs through Shoot ‘Em Up, the violent comedy with Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti. It’s really more “excuse” than “plot” when it is there and doesn’t amount to much, though the movie is by and large so much fun that doesn’t even wind up mattering.  Owen plays a man of violence who unwittingly steps into a situation that finds him protecting a newborn baby from a gang of tough guys who wants that baby as dead as its mother. Giamatti is the head of the gang that’s just disposed of said mother and is after the baby, though the reasons why aren’t clear until the last 15 minutes of the movie and make little sense when they’re revealed, so don’t worry about it.  The violence is completely over the top and largely unbelievable, but the performances by the two leads are so committed that they’re absolutely engaging. Owen seems to be out to prove that he could have handled the most outrageous stunts the Bond producers could have thrown at him if he had be ... " [More]
    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog Toilet Humor in ‘The Spirit’. C ...
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "Finally the infamous toilet scene from The Spirit, shown last month at Comic-Con, has been leaked online. And it’s just as bad as I imagined. Actually, it’s worse. Our own Kevin Kelly, who liveblogged the clip, described the setting as “extremely muddy and watery,” but I’d go so far as to say that stuff looks like shit. Considering the fact that a toilet is involved, I’m sure it is indeed shit, literally. I don’t think there’s been so much excrement in a movie since Trainspotting. Now that I’ve seen the clip, I have to believe the makers of The Spirit actually mean for it to be humorous, but I wonder if those on stage (writer-director Frank Miller, producer Deborah Del Prete and actors [More]
    tjl30tjl30 The plot of the movie is as str ...
    by tjl30 in tjl30 Blog
    loved it.
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    "What I love about this movie is the simplicity of the plot, the ridiculous fight scenes, pointless violence, and a ridiculous plot. Shoot'Em Up embodies all the great qualities one would look for in a great action movie. This movie is kind of like a Satire/Tribute to my favorite movie genera. Now for people who are not huge action fans , and could care less about another Rambo movie then you will probable hate this movie. To me this movie is kind of a clash between Natural Born Killers, Live Free Die Hard, and the James Bond movies. Although I love action their was one scene were he was falling out of an airplane that looked so unrealistic, that I couldn't believe it was put in the movie.So the plot (as if it really matters) is a guy who sees this pregnant woman in trouble, so he steps in and kills a crap load of assassins trying to kill her and her baby. After killing the pregnant movie the man takes it upon himself to protect the baby. So basically this bad buy Paul Giamatti (who ... " [More]
    mrbuckykmrbuckyk Click, click.... BOOM!
    by mrbuckyk in mrbuckyk Blog
    is neutral about it.
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    "All style and no substance. This is a movie where you can tell they had the action sequences first and then the connecting plot (if you can even say this movie had plot) after. I was surprised to find out they had this pedigree of actors (Paul Giamatti & Clive Owen) sign up to make this movie. There was a psychotic lil' ADHD kid in the movie Smokin' Aces that got a hard on while practicing karate. This, i imagine, would be that kids favorite movie... " [More]
    WindbreakerWindbreaker Clive Owen vs. The Americanized ...
    by Windbreaker in Windbreaker!
    liked it.
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    "I'm pretty sure a good number of theater seats were filled a few years back when the Kill Bill trailer showed the Crazy 88s storming into that dance hall to surround the Bride. Awesome scene. About 2 minutes into Shoot 'Em Up we're introduced to Paul Giamati's version of the Crazy 88s. I used to think that working as hired muscle must be pretty hard, but this movie taught me something I didn't know about criminal society. There is a secret phone number (no, we can't tell what number he dials) that crooks with a certain level street cred can call and order up any number of extra thugs. It's so obvious, I can't believe I didn't pick up on that earlier in life. "Hello, operator? I need 12 more guys. Yeah, yeah, I know, but they're done. Yeah, and give me 4 with special driving skills. Thanks. WHAT? SINCE WHEN? Come on, Discover Card is taken at Citgo -- you're telling me I have to use layaway?!"Shoot 'Em Up, we all ... " [More]
    SpoutBlogSpoutBlog 2007: The Year Both Sides Had i ...
    by SpoutBlog in SpoutBlog on spout.com
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    "Over at Pullquote, the Cinetrix has reminded me of one more movie that fit in with this so-called “Year of the Unplanned Pregnancy” trend: Shoot ‘Em Up. She doesn’t really go into details, though, of how it fits in. So, allow me to elaborate. First off, as far as I recall, the pregnancy isn’t actually unplanned. But no matter, I’m going to have fun with this anyway. So, let’s pretend that Shoot ‘Em Up is a pro-life movie. Despite the fact that the baby in the film is already born, there’s a bad guy trying to kill it. Let’s call him the abortionist (aka the pro-choicer). Then there’s a do-gooder hero who aims to keep the baby alive. Let’s call him the pro-lifer. Guess who wins out in the end? And you thought the movie was just a silly take on the gun control issue. There’s political topics all over the place! As you can probably tell, I’m being a bit ridiculous. But sometimes it’s important to get absurd when you’re dealing with too many serious people out there, and too many year-e ... " [More]
 
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