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Directed by Liam Lynch.
The legend of the fabled ‘Pick of Destiny’ infuses every page of rock history. This is no ordinary pick, my friends; its sheer power could shake the pillars of Algernon. It is a thing of lore… a thing of magic. Since the dark ages, this supernatural pick has been passed down through many hands. The world’s most awesome composers. The hardest of hard rockers. Many of the great masterpieces in music were due to this pick’s powerful spell. Now, the time draws nigh when the pick will be passed to the next generation of rock – the ones they call Tenacious D. As the heroes of the ‘D,’ young Jables (Jack Black) and Kage (Kyle Gass) are on the fast path to becoming the most incredible band that ever was. When Kage sees a spark of potential in young Jables, a frustrated childhood prodigy from the town of Kickapoo, he offers to take the young man under his wing and guide him in the ways of rock. As he directs his apprentice down the hard road of sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, it’s inevitable that the two kings will combine forces to change the face of rock forever. This is the tale of a friendship that would last through the ages, a battle against the devil for the legendary crown of rock, and a musical and spiritual synergy so strong that it would reshape our very understanding of the concept of music… forever. This is the story of Tenacious D in 'The Pick Of Destiny.'
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divinemsjunebugdivinemsjunebug Fun and Stupid
by divinemsjunebug in divinemsjunebug Blog
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"Okay, if you're a Jack Black fan, you will love this movie. Just don't take it seriously and sit back and enjoy the stupidity. There were actually a few parts that really cracked me up and then there were other parts where I just shook my head and thought, why am I watching this??? But I have to admit it, I love Jack Black and his craziness and his love for music. I really did like the first part where he met his partner, that was very cute. I also liked the makeup for the Devil, very cool and fun. So, don't watch this movie if you're expecting some hilarious - just let that giggly little 10 or 12 year old come out and enjoy Jack Black in all his Glory!!! " [More]
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by tjl30 in tjl30 Blog
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"Despite my current urge to play Guitar Hero III Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny was not that great of a film. There were some funny parts, but the storyline was kind of stupid. The movie itself was not horrible but I think you can tell from the previews that its not going to win any awards. " [More]
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"By Tricia Olszewski Jack Black. Musicals. Acquired tastes, both—and also the defining components of Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny. But has any Andrew Lloyd Webber character ever, say, deactivated security lasers with his penis? Unless your aversion to Black is homicide-inducing, his manic shtick is kept palatable in this fictional telling of “acoustic-metal” duo Tenacious D’s humble beginnings. Co-written by Black, D partner Kyle Gass, and director Liam Lynch, Pick of Destiny imagines JB (Black, with the terrific Troy Gentile playing him as a tubby, pointy-eyebrowed kid) as the sheltered son of a religious father (a perfectly cast Meat Loaf) who believes rock to be the devil’s music. So JB runs off to California and becomes the naive protégé of KG (Gass), a boardwalk busker and clear loser who nonetheless dazzles JB with his mediocre fingerpicking and makes the youngster believe he’s a star. A few cock push-ups (yeah, you read t ... " [More]
dj4ourdj4our This came 5 YEARS too LATE!
by dj4our in dj4our Blog
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"TENACIOUS D IN: THE PICK OF DESTINY (2006) *1/2rated R for pervasive language, sexual content and drug use.1 hr. 33 min.written by: Jack Black, Kyle Gass, & Liam Lynchproduced by: Stewart Cornfield & Ben Stillerdirected by: Liam Lynch Last week was quite a stressful work week. Nothing different happened at work really, it's just that day after day, it builds. You know how it is. So, I got a hold of a coupla of the guys early on and let them know there'd be a need for a lil mindless Friday night fun. Modelo beer. Little Ceasar's $5.00 large pizza. Lime Tortilla chips. How did it all come to this? As I walked outta the store this past Tuesday night with this movie in my grubby mits. I really thought it would prove to be the perfect post Oscar movie. I was hoping for some "park your brain" humor and rock & roll but I instead was assaulted with childishly crude humor, senseless profanity, prepubescent sexual innuendo and mass amounts of stupidity. Now, I'm i ... " [More]
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"Imagine the movie being written in less than an hour by three stoned guys - and in their state of mindlessness, believing it to be the greatest comedy of all times. Why oh Why couldn't they just admit that it stunk to high heaven after coming back to reality???The Jack Black fanship is sinking. He will need to make more masses-friendly movies to forget about this stink bomb. " [More]
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"Imagine the movie being written in less than an hour by three stoned guys - and in their state of mindlessness, believing it to be the greatest comedy of all times. Why oh Why couldn't they just admit that it stunk to high heaven after coming back to reality???The Jack Black fanship is sinking. He will need to make more masses-friendly movies to forget about this stink bomb. " [More]
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by HarmlessAndroid in March of the robots
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"What a complete waste of time. Tenacious D is the most bottom rack, low brow, under achieving comedy I have seen in a long time. I often find Jack Black really funny. In Jesus' Son, he was awesome ("we must stop and get it, we can feed off it's haunches!"), in King Kong he was mildly dramatic, in Nacho Libre he was passable. In The Pick of Destiny, come on, this is just, as he would say in the movie "f*cking lame man!"This feels like your average crappy kids movie ala Beethoven's 2nd or whatever ______. The story even follows the same sort of character building and plot. Find the thing, change their lives, thing breaks, realize they don't need said thing. The only difference is to apply liberal swearing to it. Without the swearing, this movie would probably get a G rating without it.Terrible and I feel stupider for watching it all the way through. " [More]
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by StrikerObi in StrikerObi Blog
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"This film was damn funny. Coming from Tenacious D, it's kind of hard to think it could be anything other than hilarious. The songs are great, and the cameos by Meatloaf and Tim Robbins in particular are amazing. The Pick of Destiny ROCKS. " [More]
Review by All Movie Guide
All Movie Guide
is neutral about it.
Any devoted Tenacious D follower would probably expect the comedy rock band's feature film debut, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, to be the funniest and best movie ever made in the history of cinema. And that's fair. We expect greatness from those who've shown us greatness, and Jack Black and Kyle Gass have done just that in both their music and their HBO series, creating a devilish mix of clever satire, stoner humor, musical in-jokes, and awesome songs that could, by all accounts, succeed on their own if their lyrics weren't about mythical beasts and butt sex. Fans of the D can't really be blamed for setting the bar a little high. Unfortunately, Black -- being a husband, father, and blossoming serious actor -- just didn't have time to make this movie a masterpiece, and he can't really be blamed for that either. So, unable to use Pick of Destiny as a chance to make comedic history, Black and partner Kyle Gass did the next best thing and made a love letter to their fans. As a result, Pick of Destiny gets most of its humor from self-referential jokes, making it basically unwatchable to those who aren't pre-existing devotees -- though that's clearly not who the guys made it for anyway. The plot for the movie is still original, coming up with quality sequences that many a fan has probably fantasized about in the smoky aftermath of a D marathon. These ideas play off well, like showing JB praying to Ronnie James Dio as a child, and switching the dynamic in the band for a while so that KG becomes the asshole. The in-jokes are somewhat less reliable, and some are little more than rehashed bits from the TV series. These come off more as shout-outs than cop-outs, but they're still disappointing. Some references are added in clever and creative ways, though. The D's preoccupation with sasquatch, for instance, works its way into the script in a scenario where JB snacks on some mushrooms for sustenance and embarks on a psilocybin-fueled journey through the forest. This sequence is also a great illustration of how well the music from the D's corresponding album works in context. "Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass") (otherwise known as the "Sasquatch Is My Dad" song) is enjoyable as anarchic madness when it appears on the CD, but performed by JB, dressed as a miniature Yeti while he clings to the back of his full-sized father as they fly through a drug-induced Sid and Marty Krofft-style landscape -- it's just so much more. It would have been nice if Pick of Destiny was a work of comedic innovation, showing mainstream America the genius that lovers of the band had been celebrating for years. What we got isn't half bad, though: two hours of Tenacious D doing what we love them for, wrapped up and presented with a card that -- in my fantasy -- reads: "Thanks for always being there for the D. Love, Rage Cage and Jables." ~ Cammila Albertson, All Movie Guide
 



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