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Honey
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    "By Tricia Olszewski Finally, a film has supplied me with the words I've been longing to type: Jessica Alba is a "Section 8, no-rhythm-having club ho." Or at least she plays one in Honey, a hiphop fairy tale whose most noteworthy achievement is that it's not as terrible asGlitter—though it tries pretty hard to be. Honey begins and ends with Alba's pasted-on smile, which hardly has cause to wane as her character, who has Big Dreams, is discovered shakin' her thang in a club and thereby rescued from toiling as a bartender and record-store clerk so she can dance in music videos. But one job Ms. Honey Daniels doesn't want to give up is teaching hiphop moves "at da centah," where she can help keep the littlest rappers off the mean Bronx streets. Alas, she must leave them—allegedly, she's just too damn good, and she quickly ascends from mere hoochie dancer to big-time hoochie choreographer—but she still tries to spend her spare time givin' a little back to the community ... " [More]
 
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