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The Hebrew Hammer
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Directed by Jonathan Kesselman
He's hip, he's fly, and he never mixes meat with dairy -- he's the world's first Jewish private eye, and he's out to save the world in this satiric comedy. Mordechai Jefferson Carver (Adam Goldberg) is a super-cool Jewish detective who takes no mess and is always ready to do the right thing for his Torah-reading brothers. But Carver is a lone wolf, and he isn't so sure he's interested in taking an assignment from Chief Bloomenbergansteinthal (Peter Coyote) of the Jewish Justice League -- or at least not until he meets the Chief's gorgeous daughter, Esther (Judy Greer). It seems a mysterious stranger named Damien (Andy Dick) has made it his business to persuade Jewish children to abandon their faith in favor of celebrating Christmas, and it's Carver's job to find out who is behind Damien's campaign while urging kids to be proud of their Semitic heritage. In time, Carver learns that Damien is actually doing the dirty work of his sinister stepfather, Santa Claus (Richard Riehle). The Hebrew Hammer also features Nora Dunn as Carver's kvetching mother, and a cameo appearance by Melvin Van Peebles as outlaw blaxploitation icon Sweetback. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
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"By Tricia Olszewski Following in the seasonal footsteps of Rudolph, Elmo, and Ernest, “certified circumcised dick” Mordechai Jefferson Carver must save Hanukkah—and you thought the holidays were over. Yes, The Hebrew Hammer is just now showing in Washington, and if it sounds familiar to you, perhaps you’ve already seen it on Comedy Central. Its arrival on the big screen makes as much sense as having the spindly, hirsute title character (Adam Goldberg) sa " [More]
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There had never been a mainstream parody that exclusively focused its good-natured barbs on Judaism, and for that reason alone, The Hebrew Hammer should be a film of interest in a comedy spectrum replete with Jewish performers. Getting it released was another matter -- the film's limited theatrical run was piggybacked on Comedy Central's world premiere of a version truncated for TV, part of an exclusive broadcast deal signed by the cable network. Regardless of its choppy path into existence, The Hebrew Hammer was worth the wait, as it wickedly matches a cheeky Mel Brooks-style script with a performance by Adam Goldberg that harnesses blaxploitation cool and kvetching in a single winning persona. Sure, there's plenty about it that's not quite ready for prime time -- like in Airplane! or The Naked Gun, many of the more obvious jokes and puns demand to be included simply because they'd never before been committed to celluloid. There's a lot that would seem sketchy coming out of the mind of anyone but a Jewish writer, such as a "Jewdar," which makes a positive ethnic identification by detecting someone stooping over for loose change. The concept of circumcision makes its share of appearances as well. But as minorities are granted unofficial license to mock their own kind, the jokes don't carry any palpable offense. By the time Goldberg has unleashed his secret weapon on Santa's unsuspecting heir (Andy Dick, having a catty blast), viewers should be glad that writer/director Jonathan Kesselman decided to go all out. In a safe zone of self-deprecation, he finds his way to some good jabs at "gentiles" and Kwanzaa-celebrating blacks along the way. ~ Derek Armstrong, All Movie Guide
 

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