| Steve Allen |
Himself ("Roast Your Loved One") |
| Rosanna Arquette |
Karen ("Two I.D.'s") |
| Paul Bartel |
Doctor ("Reckless Youth") |
| Ed Begley, Jr. |
Griffin ("Son of the Invisible Man") |
| Ralph Bellamy |
Mr. Gower ("Titan Man") |
| Steve Forrest |
Capt. Nelson ("Amazon Women on the Moon") |
| Monique Gabrielle |
Taryn Steele ("Pethouse Video") |
| Steve Guttenberg |
Jerry ("Two I.D.'s") |
| Arsenio Hall |
Apartment Victim ("Mondo Condo") |
| Howard Hesseman |
Rupert King ("Titan Man") |
| Lou Jacobi |
Murray ("Murray in Videoland") |
| B.B. King |
Himself ("Blacks Without Soul") |
| Kelly Preston |
Violet ("Titan Man") |
| Joey Travolta |
Butch ("Amazon Women on the Moon") |
| Henny Youngman |
Himself ("Roast Your Loved One") |
| Sybil Danning |
Queen Lara ("Amazon Women on the Moon") |
| Griffin Dunne |
Doctor ("Hospital") |
| Carrie Fisher |
Mary Brown ("Reckless Youth") |
| Russ Meyer |
Video Salesman ("Video Date") |