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  • Life's Soundtrack

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    Under discussion:

    The Karate Kid  (1984)

    Purple Rain  (1984)

    Singles  (1992)

    Sixteen Candles  (1984)

    Star Wars  (1977)

    Woodstock 94  (1994)

    The Condemned  (2007)

        I was sitting in my jeep a few days ago looking through my iPod for something that would pick my spirits up for the drive home.  Great little invention. Kinda makes that "10 albums on a desert island" thing useless. Just bring your iPod and you can have your entire collection. Anyway, I decided on the Counting Crows as it'd been years since I'd listened to them. Instantly I was transported to...I'll get to that in a minute. It made me think about that whole "smell is the best memory trigger" thing. Now maybe it's just a deficiency in my olfactory system, but smell has never done a thing for my memory. Sure, it's been instrumental in conjuring up old girlfriends and musty schools, but nothing really useful. Music on the other hand can open wormwholes to my past. When I hear the songs from the soundtrack of the movie that is my life I am instantly bombarded with memories. Sights, sounds, smells, the whole package.

        -"I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" and it's 1984. I'm at the pool getting a crappy slice of pizza from a lifeguard who looks suspiciously like Johnny from the Karate Kid. Only more tan.

        -"Purple Rain" sweeps me off to a middle school gym circa 1986.  It's the last dance of the night (why the last song was always Purple Rain I'll never know), the smell of sweaty teens is thick in the air, as is the dissappointment in not having a John Hughes kind of night. Again.

       -"It Takes Two" (Rob Base) brings me to another gym and another dance, this time it's 1990.  Ah, but now I'm 16, I have a license and it IS turning into a John Hughes kind of night. This could be THE night...until I find out me and my buddy have to head home. The girl I was with literaly breaks her car in a temper tantrum. Never saw her again, go figure. If only I was Long Duk Dong and she were an amazon.

       -The Counting Crows will always take me back to the fall of '93. I'm in a beautiful blue Vanagon with 3 people who were, and always will be (even though we've all scattered into the wind), 3 of the most important people in my life. If only we'd all lived in the same crappy apartment building, it would have been Singles. I guess that would have made me Campbell Scott because I definitely wasn't Matt Dillon. On a whim we're roadtripping to the Outer Banks. Who knew there were barely any restaurants still open during the fall, at least not in '93. It's cold, we've been driving all day and my skin is crawling from waaaaaay to much caffeine. Yet I'm happy. The kind of happy that doesn't come around that often.  The kind you try to recreate, but can't because that brand of American Graffiti/Dazed and Confused kind of day just happens on it's own.

        So there I am in my jeep, driving home after being at work for 27 hours, the Counting Crows are on the stereo and I'm 20 years old again and I'm happy. No smell could ever do that for me. To tell you the truth, a good amount of smells make me ill. Do the smell of mud, alcohol and funk whisk me off to Woodstock '94? No, of course not. But Blind Melon, Green Day and the Rollins Band do it everytime. I'm turning 21 again at the biggest birthday party in the history of parties, drinking beers thrown to me Stone Cold Steve Austin style every time I shout "It's my birthday". And I'm happy.

       Just be careful when adding songs to your life's mixtape. With careful planning you too can have an epic moment like being introduced at your wedding reception to the "Throne Room overature" from the end of Star Wars (yeah, we did that ). Sometimes, though, it's taken out of your control and you end up with something like "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler for your graduation song. In retrospect, I would have prefered Blink-182's "Dammit" to have been our song, but it had yet to be written. Maybe I'll squeeze that into the mix for my 40th birthday. Now that would be epic.


  • Short Rounds

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    ROUND 1 ding, ding

    Looks like Wal-mart read my blog because they are dropping HD DVD as well. It has to be a matter of weeks, if not days, before Toshiba finally officialy throws in the towel because this fight is all but over.

    ROUND 2 ding, ding

    As anyone who has followed my blog since last year knows Mike, Kevin (Crow #2) and Bill (Tom Servo #2) from MST3K are back together and riffing on movies at over at http://www.rifftrax.com and as the Film Crew on DVD (http://www.filmcrewonline.com). Now Joel, Trace (Crow #1) and J. Elvis (Tom Servo #1), along with Mary Jo (Pearl) and Frank (Frank), are back riffing as well as Cinematic Titanic at http://cinematictitanic.com/wpmu/. These are good times indeed to be a MST3K fan.

    ROUND 3 ding, ding

    Hopefully everyone has checked out the new Indiana Jones trailer at http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/indianajones.html. It's awesome. Can't wait. If you are as much a fan of Dr. Jones as I am you'll want to keep an eye on Sideshow Toys at http://www.sideshowtoy.com. They'll be producing a line of 12" Indiana Jones figures soon with the first figure premiering at next weeks Toy Fare.

    That's it for now. Just remember...You call him Dr. Jones, doll! 

     


  • Victory!

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        I should have tried bitching about things on the internet years ago. I rant about the writers strike and within days it is over.  That's right friends, we did it.  Nothing can stop the power of three (at least I think that's how many readers I have).Ok, I'm not really so egomaniacal to think  I had anything to do with it, but it was a pleasant coincidence. Now if only all the movies and shows derailed by this could get back on track asap before a Sopranosesque hiatus makes us stop giving a crap. HD DVD, you are next!  In another coincidence, Best Buy and Netflix agreed with my position. Netflix will no longer carry HD DVD and Best Buy is recommending to customers to go Blu-ray. These announcements came days after my post as well. Ah yes, my power is infinite. Woops, there goes the ego again.

  • Stars, Wars and Writers Strike Back

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        I figured before I actually wrote anything about any movies in particular I would get a few things off my chest. And just in case you were wondering, that title is about as clever as I'm likely to get.

        First off I won't really be writing big, elaborate reviews. There are plenty of better writers than I flooding the net with grander reviews than I could ever hope to write. What I will do though is throw together some thoughts, feelings and opinions that I had while watching a movie. Which brings me to the star rating system here. 5 stars for "love", 4 for "like" and so on. I really wish it would go to ten stars as I would like to be able to differentiate between degrees of like and love, so I'll be putting my own stars in my write ups. I like and love many, many movies. I also acknowledge that  I like a lot of "bad" movies. For example, Anaconda really isn't a good movie, but for some reason I love the cheese of it all, so it gets 5 stars, and I won't apologize for that. Moving on.

        As I'm sure everyone knows there is a so called format "war" going on right now between HD DVD and Bly-ray. The fact that it's being called a war in the first place offends me as there are men and women dying every day in actual wars around the globe. I'd rather keep politics out of this though, so I'll keep going. As a recent recipient of a PS3 I have joined the ranks of Blu-ray backers, so my thoughts on this issue are a little biased. The fact remains though that Universal, Paramount and Toshiba are pretty much all that's left to fight for the side of HD DVD. Their unwillingness to give up the fight is hurting the industry as a whole and is effectively dividing the fans that pay their paychecks. A visit to any forum will find fans from both sides hurling insults at each other as though by purchasing one player or another, they have put every ounce of their pride and honor on the line. And then there's the cries from HD DVD'ers of the loss of "choice". Ugh. My idea of choice isn't a machine produced by only one manufacturer. I better move on before I get totally wound up.

       The third thing I'd like to touch on that's been beaten to death is the writers strike. I admit I'm no accountant or anything resembling an insider to the studio system, but it seems like a simple fact that without writers you have no product in the business of storytelling. The writers don't really seem to be asking for that much either (relatively speaking). So now, because of big business greed, we are faced with a stinking, disgusting pile of reality shows if things can't be worked out. Out of the miasma crawls American Gladiators. Rejoice in it's steroid driven goodness! Behold the corn silk skullet of the Hulkster! Amaze as our fellow man is pummeled by the largest humans science can provide! Now if we could just get a classic Gladiator vs new Gladiator episode I would be a happy man. Anyway, these are the wonders we have to look forward to as long as Hollywood remains steadfast in their penny pinching ways.

       Spose I should wrap this up. I've droned on long enough, though I still have plenty to say on all these topics. In the end, all I'm asking for is our writers back, one hidef format (cause Joe Sixpack is beyond confused with the situation) and a little understanding when I say Anaconda is a 5 star movie. 


 

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