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Clive Owen vs. The Americanized Crazy 88s

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Shoot 'Em Up  (2007)

I'm pretty sure a good number of theater seats were filled a few years back when the Kill Bill trailer showed the Crazy 88s storming into that dance hall to surround the Bride.  Awesome scene.  About 2 minutes into Shoot 'Em Up we're introduced to Paul Giamati's version of the Crazy 88s. 

I used to think that working as hired muscle must be pretty hard, but this movie taught me something I didn't know about criminal society.  There is a secret phone number (no, we can't tell what number he dials) that crooks with a certain level street cred can call and order up any number of extra thugs.  It's so obvious, I can't believe I didn't pick up on that earlier in life.  "Hello, operator?  I need 12 more guys.  Yeah, yeah, I know, but they're done.  Yeah, and give me 4 with special driving skills.  Thanks.  WHAT?  SINCE WHEN?  Come on, Discover Card is taken at Citgo -- you're telling me I have to use layaway?!"

Shoot 'Em Up, we all know, is intended to be style over substance.  In fact, I wish the script had even less public service announcements than it does.  Leaving out some of the retarded "life lessons" would have made me rate it a tad higher. 

posted on Sunday, January 20, 2008 5:04 PM by Windbreaker


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