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  • X-FILES 4.20

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    X-Files comedy episodes are few and far between.  This one had me laughing out loud throughout.  A shapeshifter is posing as various husbands and knocking up women.

    Also, the shapeshifter gets a glimpse of Mulder's loser lifestyle from his answering machine:

    "Mulder!...you've got to see this. An online associate of ours, who will remain anonymous, has figured out a way to digitalize the Zapruder footage so that he can extrapolate a bird's eye view of Dealey Plaza at the exact moment of the assassination. You'll never believe where the third shot came from!
    (Tell him about the cheese steaks)
    Oh Yea, then Frohike, Byers and me are going out for cheese steaks. Are you down with that?........Erase this once you hear it."


  • Spidey 3 Underoos: Fit More Junk In 'Em

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    Spider-Man 3  (2007)

    This movie wasn't bad.  I say that as a comic book loyalist (but not purist).  Any one of the villain plots could have been excellent.  Venom, Sandman, and Hobgoblin (Harry) all have gripping stories.  I think Venom should have been kept in the comics.  He's sci-fi, and every comic book geek knows Sam Raimi doesn't like or understand the character.  Bad choice.  I know these days everyone expects multiple baddies, and Sandman & Hob could have been combined in S3 while still having a tight plot that moved at a good pace.

    Ok, so I didn't *hate* it... but, I'm going to gripe about several things now.

    1. Costumes are to be worn at all times in public. This rule should rarely be broken. Showing Peter and Harry's faces all the time was ridiculous. Was I watching Peter Parker 3 or Spider-Man 3?

    2. Sandman's backstory was wasted. Could have been a powerhouse drama with the sick kid. Have Harry offer to help by using his near-endless resources in exchange for squashing the spider.

    3. The Uncle Ben retcon. For the love of all that is holy! Spider-Man 1 was excellent.  Spider-Man 2 was one of the best comic book movies of all time. Now they've been cheapened by this retarded move to force Spidey to hate a new villain! 

    4. The abuse of Harry Osborne.  Frickin huge potential with Harry Osborne -- he should live through every single sequel.  He's Peter's Lex Luthor.  Bah! Amnesia? Then he turns bad again? Then he turns good? Lame.


  • Samurai 2

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    I've seen more than one commentary saying Samurai 2 is the Empire Strikes Back of Inagaki's trilogy.  I'm not so sure... maybe after I watch the 3rd installment... then watch them all again, I'll have a different opinion.  There are more swords, that's for sure.  And for those Tishiro Mifune sceptics out there, we learn that Tishiro is so manly that his chest hairs have chest hairs.

    Look, you don't need a plot summary.  This is the continuing story of a man's emotional and spiritual growth.  Flippin watch it already.  Gosh!


 


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