So... word on the street is that the noose is becoming the next bling accessory.
I hear it comes in 3 colors: bloody red, the customary KKK white, and of course rigor mortis blue.
You can even get your name engraved on it! Wow!
Sizes available include: XXL (or KING), for those who like it a little loose and sagging (expected to be the most popular model), as well as a yet to be labeled much snugger fit, that's sure to never leave you hanging, if you catch my drift.
Of course, an expected Tree add-on, will be sold separately, for those who want the full bling effect!
As expected, there are doubters of this new bling phenomenon... but supporters, as well as expected future connoisseurs of the noose bling, claim that this is partly an attempt to simply take the power out of the symbol, much like they tried to do with the N-word.
Get yours now before it all goes mainstream, like the X cap did in 1992!
(COMEDIAN KAT WILLIAMS AT THE BET HIP-HOP AWARDS LAST NIGHT)
TAO